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post #1 of 54
7/30/02 at 7:58am
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We have been joking around in my office about those softcore movies shown all the time on Cinemax. We laugh because they always star the same 10 or so actors/actresses. So are pretty funny and one I saw almost could be a real movie.
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post #2 of 54
7/30/02 at 8:02am
Those flicks are great fun. When I had Skinemax, my girlfriend and I used to watch them and crack up. The sex scenes are so poorly done it's a joke, and the awful acting is a gas.

All I have now is Showtime, and it's a poor substitute.
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post #3 of 54
7/30/02 at 8:15am
They show some crappy flicks like these on HBO Zone sometimes. It's the worst of both worlds: lame sex scenes mixed with crappy acting.
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post #4 of 54
7/30/02 at 10:08am
I liked it better about 7 years ago when cable would show 1970's european soft core porn. Much better to watch than the 1990's LA versions. Plus all the men wore fur coats and drove Ferarris
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post #5 of 54
7/30/02 at 2:29pm
When I had Cinemax I was a big Monique Parent fan but most of those gals look freakish and bizarre. Showtime sex flicks are severely cut and HBO's Real Sex is anything but.

The only erotic thing on cable is Taxicab Confessions. Some of those people are craaaazy.
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post #6 of 54
7/30/02 at 3:56pm
Making someone watch "Real Sex" has to be the best way to get someone to abstain from sex. Why does it seem like the only people on that show are either 50+ old hippies or pierced and tattooed skanks and junkies? Man that show is a turnoff, and not very interesting either, with very few exceptions.
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post #7 of 54
7/30/02 at 6:32pm
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We laugh because they always star the same 10 or so actors/actresses.

Want another laugh at my expense? I can probably name all 10. Starting with my favorite, Gabriella Hall
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post #8 of 54
7/30/02 at 6:55pm
I agree with TOm.
The ones nowadays are shit compared to ones you could see on Cinemax years ago
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post #9 of 54
7/30/02 at 7:15pm
I agree with JonZ and Tom. I can't quite put my finger on it... Maybe it's that I like the "girl next door" look and not the silicone-and-collagen combo current Skinemax flicks offer.

Now, Susan Featherly and Jacqueline Lovell... *growl* :b
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post #10 of 54
7/31/02 at 6:30am
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Gotta love Nikki Fritz(fakes). But, she still is hot
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post #11 of 54
7/31/02 at 7:34am
Cinemax: Friday After Dark was where it was at

Todd B
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post #12 of 54
7/31/02 at 11:25am
What was the name of that aerobicize exercise show on I think showtime many years ago? Where the girls would be exercising and the camera would slowly circle around them. Damn. Those were the days.:b
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post #13 of 54
7/31/02 at 11:33am
Actually there doesn't seem to be much silicone in most of the actresses, maybe because Shauna O'Brien got all the silicone. My God I think they're going to burst. Not that there's any doubt those are fake, but every now and then they show an older movie that she was in before getting the implants.

Seriously, there are several actresses who either don't have implants or their surgeon deserves a Nobel prize. The aforementioned Gabriella Hall, Kira Reed, and Kim Dawson come to mind. And there are others where it's not a question because they're not even big, for example Monique Parent and Susan Featherly were mentioned, plus Kim Yates.

I always have a laugh when I spot one of these actresses on a network TV show. The winner would have to be Krista "Emmanuelle" Allen.
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post #14 of 54
7/31/02 at 1:51pm
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I forgot about Shauna O'Brien
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post #15 of 54
7/31/02 at 2:50pm
I have't seen so many fake breasts since Heavy Metal.

I also preferred the old European/UK soft core that Cinemax and HBO used to show (like [i] Young Lady Chatterley[i], Emmanuel, and The Story of O.
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post #16 of 54
7/31/02 at 8:09pm
I wouldn't subcribe to any of those crappy movie channels until they start showing a lot of movies in OAR.
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post #17 of 54
7/31/02 at 9:10pm
Okay, I have to cop to being a Gabriella Hall fan as well. I remember seeing a "movie" with her and waiting for her to, you know, perform, but she seemed to be the only one not gettng nekkid. It made me have to go and figure out who she was so I could find another one of those flicks with her in it.

I'm also interested in Lorissa McComas, though she's bordering on looking just as fake as Shauna O'Brien. And lately, I've become entranced by Flower Edwards.

Okay, I have to stop, I'm scaring myself.
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post #18 of 54
8/1/02 at 1:03am
Well, Ken, the Skinemax movies are generally straight-to-video stuff, so it IS being shown in its OAR
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post #19 of 54
8/1/02 at 10:37am
Julie Strain, Shannon Whirry & Shannon Tweed, where always favorites of mine
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post #20 of 54
3/4/03 at 11:27am
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I always have a laugh when I spot one of these actresses on a network TV show. The winner would have to be Krista "Emmanuelle" Allen.

I knew I'd seen her somewhere! When I saw the "CSI" episodes, I felt guilty, but I didn't know why. Then she got all sweaty on "Smallville" and it clicked. Friday nights when nothing else is going on, you just can't help it...
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post #21 of 54
3/4/03 at 11:31am
Speaking of Fridays, Krista Allen had a 2-episode guest-starring arc on "Fastlane" last month as, get this, a FBI agent!
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post #22 of 54
3/4/03 at 1:33pm
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All right softporn experts. I am trying to find out the name of one of the pics. It was about this guy whose wife is not nice to him. So he goes to a dominatrix who falls for him and at the end switches places with the wife. Anyone?
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post #23 of 54
3/4/03 at 1:52pm
I remember one where a woman and her ex husband were getting married to different people in the same building, on different floors. they get stuck in the elevator together....you can guess what happened...
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post #24 of 54
3/4/03 at 1:59pm
The elevator cables are cut and the elevator falls to the ground with a crashing thud? Oh wait, that was the opening to this week's Alias.
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post #25 of 54
3/4/03 at 5:16pm
Krista Allen is yummy!

~T
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post #26 of 54
3/4/03 at 11:35pm
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All right softporn experts. I am trying to find out the name of one of the pics. It was about this guy whose wife is not nice to him. So he goes to a dominatrix who falls for him and at the end switches places with the wife. Anyone?

It's Deviant something, or something Obsessions, or something Sin. Maybe Deviant Sin Obsessions?
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post #27 of 54
3/6/03 at 12:31am
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All right softporn experts. I am trying to find out the name of one of the pics. It was about this guy whose wife is not nice to him. So he goes to a dominatrix who falls for him and at the end switches places with the wife. Anyone?

A couple of guesses: "Secret Needs". The redhead Lisa Comshaw played the dominatrix. If that isn't it, then chances are still good that Lisa Comshaw played the dominatrix in whatever it was, from the list of films she's been in, bondage seems to be her forte. My second guess: "Wildly Available".

The one about the ex-couple who get stuck in the elevator on their way to separate weddings and end up doing the hibbity-dibbity is an episode of the "Compromising Situations" series, and it happens to be on Showtime2 as I type this.
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post #28 of 54
3/6/03 at 5:59am
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Thanks Wayne that is the one.
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post #29 of 54
3/6/03 at 12:03pm
Krista Allen is a beautiful woman, but her atrocious implants have ruined her for me. And, she may be small, but if Monique Parent has natural breasts, I'm a vernicious knid.

Now, someone mentioned Shannon Whirry. . . .
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post #30 of 54
3/6/03 at 9:13pm
ahh the old school cable porn. Boy, those were the days. For those of you in the philly/nj area a cable channel called Prism used to show them every saturday night. I remeber waiting inpatiently for my parents to go to bed so I could watch them(7th grade- thru high school yrs ). I would get so mad because sometimes my dad would fall asleep on the couch and would not go up. I would try everything to make him go up just so i could watch the classics like :
1 Cinderella ( a true classic, "I want that Snapper!"
2 Burning snow
3. young Lady chatterly's lover
4. there are many more.

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