Oh great, I just watched...
Jason X
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Hmmm, okay, sounded like a lame concept but you never can tell. Bright colors in contrast to standard darkness. Interesting, though should a Friday the 13th film really look like Star Trek the Next Generation. Why not, the CGI stuff does, might as well be consistent. So we have TV show SF, we have scenes that remind me of Xena (yet another TV comparison, why did this go to the theater anyway), and we have a plot that reminds me a WHOLE lot of Alien(s), both of them.
But there are some over-the-top moments, so maybe it's playing for camp. Sure, some of the time, but other times it's not. This film has no idea what it wants to be and it struck me that perhaps every person on the set had their own vision of what it was supposed to be, and none of them were the same.
Should I discuss the plot that can't even stay consistent with it's own SF devices? No, just assume the worst and you just about have it. (okay, I really wondered how Jason would have any memories of Crystal Lake have the nano-spiders had to build him a new brain based off his DNA using pieces of metal and plastic...sure, okay, they can rebuild a brain from DNA, but the MEMORIES...those are gone when your brain is blown off with a shotgun).
The scariest thing of the film is the script. Just dreadful in every way. Donald Kaufman has outdone himself this time.
It did get a huge laugh from me when Jason X is reborn as Robocop. I mean serious laughter in that unexpected, "WTF is that!?!" sort of way. It has to be one of the stupidest images I've ever seen on film.
Just think, next up for me is 8 Legged Freaks. I'm in rental hell this week.
