Greeting Fellow HTFers! 2011 is behind us, and after observing the year's events and analysing them I hereby "Call it as I see it and issue my
2011 ANNUAL AWARDS
Movie of the Year: Couragous
Funniest Movie: The Green Hornet
"Tail End" Movie: Iron Man 2
Commercial of the Year: McDonalds Papa Bear congratulates Son
FIREWORKS DISPLAYS
Gold Medal: Altamonte Springs, Florida Red-Hot and Boom!
Silver Medal: Ormond Beach, Florida July Fourth Display
Bronze Medal Daytona International Speedway Coke-Zero 400 Post-Race Display
PARADES
Gold Medal: Port Orange, Florida Christmas Parade
Silver Medal Holly Hill, Florida Christmas Parade
Bronze Medal Samsula, Florida Christmas Tractor Parade
Buttheads of the Year: Joe Paterno and the Penn State University Football Coaches
Bull-O-Nee Award: Bank Of America (and others) who tried to rob the poor and give to the rich by imposing a fee on their Debit Cards.
DOH! Award: Japan's Nuclear Agency I read if their Plants had the same Safety Backup systems ours do they wouldn't have had all those problema after the Tsunami.
F.U.B.A.R. of the Year: CBS/PARAMOUNT The Fugative DVD Box Set Recall Fiasco
Welcome to H-E-(Double Hockey Stix)!: Osama Bin Laden, Moummar Quadaffi and Kim Jing Il
@$$ Kickers of the Year S.E.A.L. Team Six!
GUTS Award (The Award for REAL AMERICANS!): Jenni Lake (Posthumously) Jenni found out she had Cancer, then found out she was pregnant. Doctors advised her to "terminate" her pregnancy, insteas she refused treatment and had her baby. Unfortunately by this time her cancer progressed to the point where she was beyond treatment, and she passed away two weeks after she gave birth to a Son. For laying down your life so your child could live, I give you my Highest Award!
LAST but not Least
SAMMY'S LITTLE (STINKER) OF THE YEAR!
This Award began in 1987. The Previous Christmas we had a new Member enter my Family, a white Toy Poodle named "Benji". Naturally he stole the show, andmy Father gave him the nickname "Little (Stinker) - At least that's the "G" Rated Version! At the end of 1987 Benji Had to give out his own Award, which became "Benji's Little (Stinker) of the Year" Jessica McClure - the Little Girl who captivated the Nation after she accidently fell in a well in Texas became the first recipiant of Benji's Award. In 2001 Benji "Crossed the Rainbow Bridge" and passed the Flag to his successor, Angie (Another Toy Poodle). When Angie crossed the Bridge two years ago she passed on the Flag to her successor, Sammy. At the age of 21 Months Jessica is the youngest person to receive this award, but you do not need to be a Kid to receive this Award. In 1996 the Awawd was given posthumously to George Burns, who received ut at the ripe old age of 100 (He correctly predicted how long he would live, saying, "I plan to live long enough to see who marries Brooke Shields". few days before George passed away, Tennis Star Andri Aggazzi "Popped the Question" to Ms Shields, securing Mr Burns the Award.
I have given the Award to Celebrities and Commonors alike, among the Recipiants:
Merlin Oleson and Marie Osmond (1988) For the first time in History their Telethon (The Children's Miracle Network) raised more money than Jerry Lewis's Telethon did!
Dolly Parton (1989) During a Concert she Spoofed Madonna by wearing her own version of Madonna's "Bullet Bra"
Tara Lipinski (1998) Olympic Gold Medalist and Ice Skating Prodigy
Elian Gonzalez (2000) Influencing the outcome of the 2000 Election (And instigating the 2000 F.U.B.A.R. of the Year!)
Sarah Hughes (2002) Another Ice skating Prodigy and Olympic Medalist
Ken Jennings and Gloria Estefan (2004 - Dead Heat!) - The former for winning over One Megabuck on Jeopardy!, the Latter for singing a "Wierd Al"-Type Parody of one of her own songs during a Concert in Miami.
The Appalachian State University Football Team (2007) Defeating a Much Bigger Football Team (The University of Michigan) during the Latter Team's Home Opener.
Kyle Busch (2009) "Make mine a Double DOUBLE" Prior to 2009 NOBODY had ever won two NASCAR Races in a Single Day, mr busch accomplished this feat TWICE during NASCAR's 2009 Season!
The US Olympic Bobsled Team (2010) "What took you so long?" First US Team to win an Olympic Gold Medal in Bobsledding since the 1932 Olympics.
And now, This Year's Winner :
(Drumroll Please!)
This Girl is a PRODIGY! "Google" her Name and/or look her up on Youtube. I was fortunate to see her in action last month at Busch Gardens Tampa's Holiday Ice Show. I see this girl going places, keep up the good work Olivia, you might even win Gold at the 2022 Winter Olympics!
(You may have noticed Her Face is now my Avatar. She will remain there until December 31 of This year, when the 2012 Recipiant of this Award will replace her. As for my old Avatars (Flavio DaSilva and Alvaro Garza Jr.), they will make "Cameo" Appearances on April 14 and December 4 Respectivily, and after Olivia's Image is "Retired" she will make a cameo appearance on her Birthday beginning in 2013).
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Edited by Regulus - 1/1/12 at 9:36am
2011 ANNUAL AWARDSMovie of the Year: Couragous
Funniest Movie: The Green Hornet
"Tail End" Movie: Iron Man 2
Commercial of the Year: McDonalds Papa Bear congratulates Son
FIREWORKS DISPLAYS
Gold Medal: Altamonte Springs, Florida Red-Hot and Boom!
Silver Medal: Ormond Beach, Florida July Fourth Display
Bronze Medal Daytona International Speedway Coke-Zero 400 Post-Race Display
PARADES
Gold Medal: Port Orange, Florida Christmas Parade
Silver Medal Holly Hill, Florida Christmas Parade
Bronze Medal Samsula, Florida Christmas Tractor Parade
Buttheads of the Year: Joe Paterno and the Penn State University Football CoachesBull-O-Nee Award: Bank Of America (and others) who tried to rob the poor and give to the rich by imposing a fee on their Debit Cards. DOH! Award: Japan's Nuclear Agency I read if their Plants had the same Safety Backup systems ours do they wouldn't have had all those problema after the Tsunami.F.U.B.A.R. of the Year: CBS/PARAMOUNT The Fugative DVD Box Set Recall FiascoWelcome to H-E-(Double Hockey Stix)!: Osama Bin Laden, Moummar Quadaffi and Kim Jing Il
@$$ Kickers of the Year S.E.A.L. Team Six!
GUTS Award (The Award for REAL AMERICANS!): Jenni Lake (Posthumously) Jenni found out she had Cancer, then found out she was pregnant. Doctors advised her to "terminate" her pregnancy, insteas she refused treatment and had her baby. Unfortunately by this time her cancer progressed to the point where she was beyond treatment, and she passed away two weeks after she gave birth to a Son. For laying down your life so your child could live, I give you my Highest Award! LAST but not Least
SAMMY'S LITTLE (STINKER) OF THE YEAR!
This Award began in 1987. The Previous Christmas we had a new Member enter my Family, a white Toy Poodle named "Benji". Naturally he stole the show, andmy Father gave him the nickname "Little (Stinker) - At least that's the "G" Rated Version!
At the end of 1987 Benji Had to give out his own Award, which became "Benji's Little (Stinker) of the Year" Jessica McClure - the Little Girl who captivated the Nation after she accidently fell in a well in Texas became the first recipiant of Benji's Award. In 2001 Benji "Crossed the Rainbow Bridge" and passed the Flag to his successor, Angie (Another Toy Poodle). When Angie crossed the Bridge two years ago she passed on the Flag to her successor, Sammy. At the age of 21 Months Jessica is the youngest person to receive this award, but you do not need to be a Kid to receive this Award. In 1996 the Awawd was given posthumously to George Burns, who received ut at the ripe old age of 100 (He correctly predicted how long he would live, saying, "I plan to live long enough to see who marries Brooke Shields". few days before George passed away, Tennis Star Andri Aggazzi "Popped the Question" to Ms Shields, securing Mr Burns the Award.I have given the Award to Celebrities and Commonors alike, among the Recipiants:
Merlin Oleson and Marie Osmond (1988) For the first time in History their Telethon (The Children's Miracle Network) raised more money than Jerry Lewis's Telethon did!
Dolly Parton (1989) During a Concert she Spoofed Madonna by wearing her own version of Madonna's "Bullet Bra"
Tara Lipinski (1998) Olympic Gold Medalist and Ice Skating Prodigy
Elian Gonzalez (2000) Influencing the outcome of the 2000 Election (And instigating the 2000 F.U.B.A.R. of the Year!)
Sarah Hughes (2002) Another Ice skating Prodigy and Olympic Medalist
Ken Jennings and Gloria Estefan (2004 - Dead Heat!) - The former for winning over One Megabuck on Jeopardy!, the Latter for singing a "Wierd Al"-Type Parody of one of her own songs during a Concert in Miami.
The Appalachian State University Football Team (2007) Defeating a Much Bigger Football Team (The University of Michigan) during the Latter Team's Home Opener.
Kyle Busch (2009) "Make mine a Double DOUBLE" Prior to 2009 NOBODY had ever won two NASCAR Races in a Single Day, mr busch accomplished this feat TWICE during NASCAR's 2009 Season!
The US Olympic Bobsled Team (2010) "What took you so long?" First US Team to win an Olympic Gold Medal in Bobsledding since the 1932 Olympics.
And now, This Year's Winner :
(Drumroll Please!)
This Girl is a PRODIGY! "Google" her Name and/or look her up on Youtube. I was fortunate to see her in action last month at Busch Gardens Tampa's Holiday Ice Show. I see this girl going places, keep up the good work Olivia, you might even win Gold at the 2022 Winter Olympics!
(You may have noticed Her Face is now my Avatar. She will remain there until December 31 of This year, when the 2012 Recipiant of this Award will replace her. As for my old Avatars (Flavio DaSilva and Alvaro Garza Jr.), they will make "Cameo" Appearances on April 14 and December 4 Respectivily, and after Olivia's Image is "Retired" she will make a cameo appearance on her Birthday beginning in 2013).
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Edited by Regulus - 1/1/12 at 9:36am
