http://www.nytimes.com/2011/10/05/business/media/ac-nielsen-jr-who-transformed-research-firm-dies-at-92.html?_r=4&ref=media
Arthur C. Nielsen Jr., who transformed the company his father founded in 1923 into an international leader in market research, helping to make its name synonymous with television ratings, died on Monday in Winnetka, Ill., where he lived most of his life. He was 92.
Bad Joke 1:
His memorial services are expected to be attended by a sampling of 50 people, who will represent an estimated 400,000 total mourners.
Bad Joke 2:
His cremated remains are going to be split up into approximately 20,000 individual coffins and sent to random American households.
Arthur C. Nielsen Jr., who transformed the company his father founded in 1923 into an international leader in market research, helping to make its name synonymous with television ratings, died on Monday in Winnetka, Ill., where he lived most of his life. He was 92.
Bad Joke 1:
His memorial services are expected to be attended by a sampling of 50 people, who will represent an estimated 400,000 total mourners.
Bad Joke 2:
His cremated remains are going to be split up into approximately 20,000 individual coffins and sent to random American households.
