I would watch my Lions pull out another fantistic win in 1080p glory, ooohhh what a great season they are having - Superbowl bound I tell ya.
Wait, am I living in a fantasy? Am I just dreaming about the Lions and that beautiful Epson projector?
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I would watch my Lions pull out another fantistic win in 1080p glory, ooohhh what a great season they are having - Superbowl bound I tell ya.
Wait, am I living in a fantasy? Am I just dreaming about the Lions and that beautiful Epson projector?
For the past several months I've been sitting here punching away on my laptop at the kitchen table. Alas, my former "office" which was formerly a spare bedroom, had to be hastily reconverted to sleeping quarters once again when my 20 year old was forced to rejoin his father's happy home, along with me, my wife, and her sister, who is also here due to sinking economy which was caused by (choose one and only one):
1. The Democrats
2. The Republicans
3. George Bush
4. Barack Obama
5. Harry Potter
6. Conan O'Brian
7. Lindsay Lohan
8. Mel Gibson
9 Sarah Palin
10. Jon Stewart
11. All of the above
Anyway, I digress. Where was I? Kitchen table....computer...okay that's the one. From this kitchen table I have been veiwing this big empty room with every piece of junk known to mankind stored in it instead of in our garage where it should be. That would be because the interior of the garage itself looked much like the inside and outside of the Fred Sanford and Son Salvage Operation. But this summer, everything in the garage was transported to the nearest dump, thus doing my part to help keep the local landfill in business and the economy growing upward.
So I began to have this vision of sugarplums dancing in my head. Oops, wrong dream. I'm saving that one for the grandkids. What I could see when I closed my eyes and tapped my ruby slippers together was the junk moved out of saidroom, and my very own home theater proudly reoccupying that huge empty space. It wasn't going to be easy. Making dreams come true never are. Just ask Pinochio, he'll set you straight on that fact. And he had a Blue Fairy which I haven't seen hanging around in my yard lately.
Now I do own an HD TV. We were in fact early adopters having purchased the fine product at Sears without Roebuck Inc. But, it only goes up to 1080-I, and since it is quickly approaching 10 years in age, which in Dog years is pretty dang old, it may be ready to clunk out. And even if that thing keeps working, we'd probably bust it all to heck trying to move it back to my future Dream HT Room. If you've ever owned one of these big old tanks, you'll know that moving it around is roughly equal to moving a grand piano just about anywhere. And if it does make the journey, how long before one of the three (yes, 3) projector bulbs burn out? Or even all 3 of them? And it isn't a snap or cheap to replace them either. Besides that, it suffers screen burn in from where my wife fell asleep leaving the cable guide up on the screen even after my ifninite warnings.
Then there's my audio problem. Our surround sound system which is older than the old 1080-I not only no longer surrounds anything, it only has one and a half working speakers, that is when it outputs anything at all. It was good in its day, but that day has come, gone, and rode off into the sunset with Clayton Moore to the tune of the William Tell Overture. How old is this thing? We're talking dual casette decks, baby. Talk about cutting edge technology.
So when my wife asked me to make out a Christmas Wish list that she would choose one item from, I included a new home theater sound system along with a satchel full of blu-ray discs I have my eye on. Unfortunately, my wife delivers bad news really well. In this case it was "sorry, can't afford it this year. The economy you know, not to mention upkeep on my sister and your son."
Yes, it was another setback, but not an insurmountable one. I plan to go into full blown whining mode from now until Christmas which can in fact be rather effective under the right circumstances. How do you think I got this laptop three years ago?
So if I should win the Epson projector, my dream will be well on it's way to becoming realized. I'm sure it would certainly give my whiney arguments to my wife a big boost, and what was going to take two to three years to realize will suddenly become a reality, just alike E.T. was.
And what will I be watching? One of the promises that I have extracted from my Honorable Number One Son, is that we would watch at least three classic movies a week, in exhange for room and board. And from Thanksgiving until Christmas, I intend to shove every decent Christmas movie known to man in the old Blu-ray which has yet to see it's full potential since I whined it into existence last Christmas. We had a sneak preview with the movie Holiday Inn just a few nights ago. Okay, so I had to give in and watch the colorized version for his sake. One does occasionally have to compromise. But he enjoyed it and is slowly beginning to find out that the history of cinema did not begin with Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone.
So we will begin the day by watching The Macy's Parade as if we're really there which is great because you know I always wanted to stand on the streets of Manhattan freezing my buns off while waiting for Snoopy to come floating down the street. I mean, nothing says Thanksgiving like the pageantry of Macy's? And when he asks me, "But daddy, is there really such a thing as a Mr. Macy?" I will rip out my Miracle on 34th Street DVD and show him that not only was Macy a nice lovable caring old man, but that yes, there really is a Santa Claus as well. I'm sure there will be some more debate and arguing as to whether or not we will be watching Natalie Wood, John Payne, and Maureen O'Hara in the shades of black, white, and grey in which I fondly remember them, or the dastardly colorized version only a child of the nineties could love. But I will win this time, and if he gives me too much lip I'll make him watch Jingle All The Way and ruin the whole Christmas season for him.
And this year when I watch A Christmas Story, I'll know that just like little Boys who only long for a Red Ryder B.B. Rifle, Dad's who dream of their own Home Theater Room can have them become a reality as well.
The part where I suck up to the web site:
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone at the Home Theater Forums and to all a good night!
What would I watch, easy enough, Red's Christmas series with my family. What is Red's Christmas series you might ask? Well, my brother-in-law, who lives in Georgia, has a Christmas party every year with some friends of theirs. They draw names and exchange gifts. Well, Alton (my brother-in-law) decided to put together on dvd, Red's Christmas. The story tells how Red, the king of hill billy rednecks, celebrates christmas with his very own TV show. It includes songs, dances, and a redneck rendition of "The Night before Christmas". It was such a hugh hit with his friends, that he ended up doing a new one each year as a continuation of the previous one. He ended up doing 4 episodes and now has it up on you tube. Here is a link if your curiousity is getting to you now, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNDw-7F4ZK0 . So, that is what I would watch, and just maybe, if red was appearing on the big screen, just maybe, Red, his wife, and my nieces and nephews, might just make it down to see the premier. So, I will cross my fingers, and hope you decide to give Red his chance to show up on the Big Screen....
We are planning on a Harry Potter movie night... This would be great for it.
Family movie night! If we win this projector, we'll watch the new Sound of Music blu-ray that I may or may not know I'm getting for my birthday tomorrow ;) . After that, no doubt the boys will hook up gaming systems for a night of fun that will very possibly last into the wee hours of the morning.
Thank you for considering my entry, and happy Thanksgiving to you all!
I analyzed this from an engineers perspective, cause I am currently a poor student at Purdue University. I definitely don't want to depress anyone with life as a bipolar or divorce or yadi yada yada, but, rather, offer a brief analysis of the problem at hand and some family dynamics. Let’s step back and scope out what a 1080p projector would mean to my family gathering this Thanksgiving.
Current Solution: A roundish, bulky, ugly, 26”, 4:3 Magnavox is part of the current setup. On top is a dvd player, an analog DirectTV box, and that’s it. Nothing special. It would require crowding around in a room with little seating for movie watching having only room for about 3 or 4 people (family is 5, but I don’t know about guests yet). It can accept DVDs in 480i, DirectTV analog signal, and the signal of a lousy, aging remote. Setting up a movie might require plugging in a cable at most, but no moving furniture or shuffling things around the house. It must be considered that this is a last-minute upgrade which is taking place in a family holiday-esque, laid-back environment. This TV has annoying static discharge sounds and humming.
Solution 1: 1080p, cinema-inspired Epson 1080p projector. Very unlikely to get, but could be very exciting for our family. It is easy to use, reliable, and relatively quiet. Furthemore, it does not require much setup. For example, no one is pulling out furniture, lugging well-established parents’ TV to storage, etc. This is very awe-inspiring to family. Furthermore, it may cost ZERO dollars. WOW, it’s capable of any diagonal, practically, and can be set in the living room to utilize seating for up to 10 people. Wiimote will not damage this source, unless my mom, out of inexperience, releases the Wiimote and it some how goes back and up. Might initiate completion of HT basement rennovation, which might raise chances of selling house.
Solution 2: A flat panel of 42” diagonal. Costs money. It is likely to be lower quality because price range is $500-800. Must remove current TV in order to set up, which causes family commotion during a Holiday gathering. Does not withstand a Wiimote throw. Not a big WOW factor.
Lastly, I put together a Pugh Matrix comparing our current situation with the free 1080p projector and a non-free 42” flat panel.
As you can see, the 1080p projector is the best solution. The criteria of being non-obtrusive would make it a clear winner, as if you picture being away from your parents for a while, you don't want to go home with a big TV and disturb the peace. Furthermore, This projector only has one real negative quality: Difficult to win. This projector would give our family more hope and maybe even a financial boost, but Thanksgiving night will be a blast no matter what. On second thought, my speech instructor recorded all of my speeches this semester in 720p. I wonder if I should get those up on a projector for Thanksgiving! Sure might bring a few laughs (after I walk out of the room).
Have a great Thanksgiving, 1080p or 480i. I always look forward to Mom's 2pi.
My entire family was killed in a tragic blimp accident yesterday. Even my dog died in that accursed flying deathtrap. Receiving the news via my cellphone even caused me to veer off the road, totaling my pickup truck. Winning a projector like this will make my shattered hopes and dreams seem attainable once again. Watching my collection of Inspector Clouseau movies will cheer me up for a few days, after which I will pawn it to pay the (massive) funeral bill. That, or I'll just take the money and head for Mexico, where the funeral home's bill collectors will never find me.
Better yet, scratch all of that. My family didn't get killed in a tragic blimp accident. As a matter of fact, all of my immediate family are still alive and well. Having said that, I must add that this is both a good thing and a bad thing. Why? Because my mother-in-law is one of those members of the "alive and well" club. You see, my lovely wife is from England, and her "Mum" has come over from London to stay with us for TWO WEEKS.
Maybe putting on some reruns of "Miss Marple" or "Masterpiece Theatre" will FINALLY get her to shut up about how cretinous, barbaric and unrefined we Americans are.
Have mercy on me. Please send me the means for some peace and quiet. My marriage, sanity, and entire LIFE will be enriched by this lovely projector.
Thank you.
I would be definitely watching football after Thanksgiving. It's a tradition that my husband came up with years ago. :)
One of the few experiences that we have enjoyed as a group is watching movies, but as our family has grown up and moved out, we have had very few opportunities for this simple pleasure. We used to all gather at my father-in-law's house; however, due to recent changes in all of our situations, we are no longer able to watch movies there. This will be the first Thanksgiving in many years that we will all be together, and being that we do not currently have a way to screen movies for a large group, having a new Epson HD projector would be the highlight of our family gathering. We would start off the evening by getting into the holiday spirit and watching the recently released blu-ray version of White Christmas. To take advantage of the full HD picture and sound, we would then toss in The Sorcerer's Apprentice blu-ray. To follow up a great Thanksgiving, we would get everyone back the next day to enjoy leftovers, and a screening of Avatar in blu-ray high definition. The Epson HC 8700 1080P would be a gift our family would enjoy for years to come, and possibly provide that focal point to encourage regular gatherings. Happiness is families watching movies together.
Thank you for this wonderful opportunity.
This Thanksgiving, seeing as how my screen entertainment tastes run counter to those whom I love the most (wife and 3.5 year-old son), instead of screening classic cinema (Fleming, Ford, Lean) I will more likely be showing a recent family-and-friend-friendly film... The Human Centipede.
I'm told this new release is a terrific, Capraesque picture about a poor, little centipede (the runt of the litter, to be sure) who magically transforms into a real, live boy and searches to find his place in the real world. While I may end up rolling my eyes at the obvious Pinocchio references, I'm sure the family will love what the film has to offer. Screening this film on the "big screen" with a new 1080p Epson projector will truly be a memorable experience for us all.
Thank you HTF, Epson, and Projector People!
The other day I was looking at projectors on the internet when I came across this awesome offer... Submit your story here in this thread and our panel of Home Theater Forum judges will pick the most creative, best-written entry to receive a brand new Epson projector. Well, after seeing this I knew immediately what to do... get the wife involved. Out of the two of us she is known for her creativite flare. I ran the contest details by her and she was all in. She was excited and informed me that she had just the story to tell and she would get started this weekend. Let me tell you something people, PMS made it to her before we made it to the weekend. She now hates the world starting with me. So here I am giving it a shot. If I were to win the Epson, the fist movie watched on my new projector would be A Christmas Story. It always seems to get the family in the Christmas spirit and believe me, this house needs some of that around here right now.
Thanks everyone for entering. The judges will be going through the entries tomorrow and selecting a winner who will be notified tomorrow night. To get the projector by Thanksgiving we will need the winners contact info by Monday AM. Just a reminder that we expect a full report from the winner after Thanksgiving on how it went!
Thanks again to Projector People and Epson!