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Too late. That's what they used to call The Crypt Keeper, The Vault Keeper and The Old Witch in the old EC Comics. As if it wasn't clear that I was a nerd before, I had to say that. 


That's ok Travis, I've been rebuying the EC Comics in the new Archives versions, so your in good geek company.  Any horror fans who haven't checked out these old books from the 50's, pick up some "Shock Suspense Stories" and prepare to have your mind blown!

I'm kicking myself for not picking up that William Castle collection.  At $80cdn, it's just too much money on a blind buy. :(
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No ones telling anyone to bow out or leave the thread.  It would be nice to just get back to having fun and watching movies.  If you people want to go, that's ultimately their own choice too, I wouldn't leave just because someone else disagrees with you.


Now I'm off to watch "Neon Maniacs" as dealing with all you ghoulunitics is trying. :P

 

Oh, I wasn't leaving because he disagreed with me. I don't care what he thinks of my opinion, which is why I chose to ignore him. The guy has had it in for me since the Descent thread, and seeing how this thread was going south, I figured I'd spare it any more trouble. If I don't post anymore, he can't derail the thread, right? I've since been assured that he won't be doing so any longer, so I'll keep posting. Now that I've gotten back into the habit of it, I'm quite enjoying doing these little reviews. :)

For the record, Neon Maniacs and C.H.U.D. were part of the first movie night my friends and I ever had together. We came up with an idea to get together and for each of us to bring a film the others hadn't seen. We'd watch them all in one night and discuss afterwards. Neon Maniacs didn't go over very well, but hey, it wasn't my pick!
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The Bowery Boys Meet the Monsters (1954)  

One of the best of the series has Leo Gorcey (Slip) and Huntz Hall (Sach) visiting the home of a family of weirdos, including: two mad scientist brothers, their old sister who cares for a man-eating plant, a sexy young vampiress, and a gruesome butler. Everyone wants Slip and Sach for their own purposes, especially the "doctors" ... one of whom would like to cut one of their heads off and place it on his giant robot, and the other who intends to give one brain to his pet gorilla. This is a rather brisk and funny little comedy, and fans of the Three Stooges may recognize actual sequences "borrowed" from some of their shorts, as this was scripted by Stooge writers Edward Bernds and Elwood Ullman (and Bernds directed). I really hope that by this time next year Warner will have officially released this film as part of their long-delayed "Bowery Boys Set".  

TV:

The Munsters: "Herman's Happy Valley" -- The Munsters buy some property for a  vacation in what is advertised as the perfect getaway, but turns out to be a dreary deserted old western ghost town sold to them by a couple of swindlers.  Once the family arrives they feel right at home, and it's up to the two crooks who sold them the property to "scare" them into leaving once a better deal comes along. 

The Munsters: "Operation Herman" -- When Eddie stays overnight at the hospital to get his tonsils removed, Herman and Grandpa decide to visit him.  But the staff mistake Herman to be an accident patient in critical condition.
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 Drag Me to Hell (2009) 

This movie is alot more entertaining than I thought it would be. I love Sam Raimi's stuff so it wasn't a stretch to like this. I won't describe this since others have, but only say there was some intense scenes here. It wasn't the rotting wormy corpse, the copious vomit scenes, the old woman with broken teeth and damaged eye, the slaughter of that little kitten and other jump out of your seat stuff. What really bothered me was that stupid fly that crawled into one nostril, came out of the other and forced itself thru her lips. It takes me back to the time in the theatre when that worm enters Chekov's ear and just the description by Khan of what it does. That was seat cringing stuff.  

Madhouse (1974)

So far probably my least favourite of the various Vincent Price movies that I've seen. This was one of the movies included on the Scream collection. Both Vincent Price and Peter Cushing were great BTW and that alone is worth the price of admission. There was some twists and turns but the story was slow and confusing at times. But there was enough here for me to give it a mild pass. I think it's one of those movies that needs to be watched more than once in order to appreciate it.

The Return (2006) 

This is my second time viewing this and I think it's the type of movie that you either love or hate. Joanna Mills (Sarah Michelle Gellar) is drawn to a small town by nightmarish visions that she has been having since childhood. In her vision she sees a young woman being killed and Joanna becomes obsessed with solving the crime. This is not your typical horror movie but more of a psychological thriller which proceeds at a very slow pace and spends more time developing the characters. I was confused by what exactly happened at the end but still a decent film.
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That's ok Travis, I've been rebuying the EC Comics in the new Archives versions, so your in good geek company.  Any horror fans who haven't checked out these old books from the 50's, pick up some "Shock Suspense Stories" and prepare to have your mind blown!

 


If you've been wondering where those EC Archive books have gone for the past year or so, Gemstone lost the license. However, they seem very optimistic that they're going to be able to work something out and get back to releasing them next year sometime starting with The Haunt Of Fear.

And if you're interested in the EC war comics, the first volume of Frontline Combat just came out (I guess that book fell under the original licensing agreement).
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056) 10/22/2009 D Bowery At Midnight (1942)

By day, he's a respected college professor and sociologist.  By night, he works at the Friendly Mission and is a criminal mastermind.  It's Bela Lugosi up to his familiar tricks again.  But this time he's particularly nasty.  Oh yeah, there's a mad scientist in the basement who performs bizarre experiments.  One of Lugosi's Monogram 9 is entertaining for Lugosi fans but it saves its horror elements until the very end of the film.

057) 10/22/2009 D The Corpse Vanishes (1942)

Bela Lugosi plays (what else?) a mad scientist who keeps his 70 - 80 year old bride looking young by poisoning and kidnapping brides on their wedding day and stealing glands.  A nosey reporter gives Bela trouble.  OK Mongram horror has plenty of cliches but Lugosi is fun as always.

Television

046) 10/22/2009 D Angel Season 4, Episode 11: Soulless (2002)

Angel has lost his soul and is held prisoner while Wesley attempts to interrogate him regarding the Beast.  A Silence of the Lambs-esque approach is taken in this episode as Angel plays vicious mind games with his team.  Very intense outing gives its entire cast a chance to shine.


047) 10/22/2009 D Angel Season 4, Episode 12: Cavalry (2002)

Someone has stolen Angel's soul so he remains a prisoner at the agency.  But his freedom may be within reach when Lilah, the only survivor from the Wolfram & Hart massacre, shows up.  The traitor is revealed in the final shot.  Another terrific Season 4 episode.

048) 10/22/2009 D Angel Season 4, Episode 13: Salvage (2002)

Angel has escaped, and Wesley believes the only one who can help bring him back alive is the imprisoned Faith, vampire slayer.  Meanwhile the true villain plots with the Beast to have Angel join them.  It's great to have Eliza Dushku back as Faith and the evil Angelus is a kick as always.  No doubt about it: Season 4 is the best one yet.

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10/20/09: BEGINNING OF THE END (Bert I. Gordon, 1957)

This was much better than Leonard Maltin’s *1/2 rating would suggest: in fact, the unflattering comments in his book (where it is described as “awful”!) pretty much kept me from acquiring the now-OOP Image DVD (complete with Audio Commentary track). Also, watching this hot on the heels of Gordon’s other giant insect flick EARTH VS THE SPIDER (1958), I realize he was not always aiming squarely at the exploitation market – for this is as intelligent, indeed persuasive, as they come (knowing the devastation left in the wake of locust plagues, imagine just what would happen if it were to be magnified). Pity, then, that the evident low-budget cramped the overall effort: this is especially true during the climax, where it is obvious the grasshoppers are only normal size and the tall buildings either models or, worse, no more than blown-up photographs! Likewise, the monsters’ come-uppance is somewhat rushed: hell, even my mother who came in halfway through and stayed to watch (often commenting aloud on the action as is her amiably irritating habit!) expected the film to end on a shot of the river covered with dead insects so as to stress their annihilation…but there was none!! The small cast is led by likeable Peter Graves and lovely Peggie Castle (overcoming the annoying connotations of the obligatory intrepid female reporter part); the most notable supporting characters, then, are Graves’ assistant – rendered a deaf-mute by radiation and who naturally is soon made to expire at the hands of the grasshoppers – and the elderly General who, in a desperate attempt to stall the insects’ march, is even willing to throw an A-bomb over Chicago!


10/20/09: TI ASPETTERO` ALL’ INFERNO (Piero Regnoli, 1960)
 
In every challenge I participate in, I like to embellish the popular or, if you like, obvious choices with some very obscure stuff (even to me) – so, after the mix of swashbuckling and horror that was UNA SPADA PER BRANDO (1970), here we have a caper/crime movie that becomes a ghost story! While it is no lost classic, this unlikely hybrid plays much more successfully here; that said, the supernatural events are given a twist which might be considered a cop-out (though I predicted something to that effect much earlier). The film starts off immediately with the robbery or, rather, the ingenious idea to sound the alarm of the targeted establishment beforehand so that the police arrive on the scene in vain and the caretaker, almost in shame, turns it off for the rest of the night. No sooner has he done this that the criminals pounce on him and, typically, he ends up killed in the ensuing fracas – but, no, he is not the ghost in question. When the gang meets to divide the proceeds (a cache` of diamonds), their true natures emerge and soon start bickering, with one of them eventually drowning in the nearby swamp! The other two decide to lie low in the country but do not really trust each other – especially since the leader (an intense John Drew Barrymore) is obviously a psycho. His partner (Massimo Serato) is actually a respectable businessman who, on the night of the job, even creates a solid alibi for himself by literally bumping into the Police Commissioner at a nightclub! At this point, a girl (Eva Bartok) enters into the picture; soon after, Barrymore starts being haunted by his dead associate (in the form of whispered calls, writings and even the planting of a photo among his killer’s things)! The catch is that this female ‘intruder’ is not as naïve as she lets on and, to complicate matters, Serato falls for her while the misogynistic Barrymore attempts to rape the girl! Anyway, it all concludes with a return to the fateful swamps and another drowning (guess who gets to go under this time around?). The boggy atmosphere and level of suspense are adequate for a clearly low-budget effort – though, in the end, it is the bearded Barrymore’s histrionics which make the film worthwhile. For the record, director Regnoli had co-scripted the seminal I VAMPIRI (1957) and, among his other credits in this capacity, are two which I will be checking out presently as part of the Halloween Horror Challenge i.e. THE THIRD EYE (1966) and OBSCENE DESIRE (1978). By the way, the literal English translation of the film's original Italian title is I’LL WAIT FOR YOU IN HELL.


10/20/09: THE SOUL OF A MONSTER (Will Jason, 1944)

What little reputation this film has is very mixed, so it is no surprise my own reaction proved likewise. Revolving around an intriguing concept, yet the script (by genre regular Edward Dein) is seemingly at a loss about what to do with it: an eminent and much beloved physician (George Macready) lies dying and, in desperation at the unfairness of it all, his wife (lovely Jeanne Bates – who, late in life, somehow got to appear in two David Lynch movies!) renounces God and asks the Devil for help; immediately afterwards, a mysterious woman (Rose Hobart – from the 1931 DR. JEKYLL AND MR. HYDE) turns up, restores Macready to health and basically starts running his life. While happy to see her husband get better, Bates soon notices that his personality has changed – becoming distant, aggressive and even loses interest in his work: in short, alienating everyone around him – so that she actually wishes he had died back then! All of this sends her running into the arms of Macready’s best friend, Erik Rolf (looking like a cross between Glenn Ford and the young Orson Welles...or, for that matter a local film-buff friend of mine, Robert!!): his character and relationship to the couple is pretty ambiguous – he acts almost as their spiritual advisor (thus being instantly and openly averse to Hobart’s machinations), yet is a constant presence even at social engagements, hardly deigning to keep the ‘love triangle’ situation in check! Anyway, Macready’s negligence costs a colleague’s life and the once-respected doctor is put on trial…only this takes us back to the very beginning, so that all that went on in the interim turns out to have been nothing more than a death-bed hallucination – the moral being that one must face up to death with dignity and resignation, apparently after having done one’s bit for the good of mankind (which should have especially resonated with wartime audiences)! The film offers more than adequate atmosphere (courtesy of future double Oscar-winning cinematographer Burnett Guffey) and Hobart (with an icy demeanor and a devilish coiffure to boot) is quite good – the combination of which leads to its eeriest moment, the very first appearance of the Devil’s envoy in which she is unperturbed by a car running her over and then, after following her in a tilted camera angle shot, no less, she is seen literally electrifying her surroundings! However, as I said at the start, the plot is insufficient as Macready is not seen doing much of anything after he is revived (what was the point, then?) and Hobart actually has to prod him towards committing murder (naturally because it constitutes the extremity of an evil deed)! That said, the choice of target (the ‘pastor’/rival) would benefit each of them – only he flubs it and, so does the film, since this clearly Lewtonesque sequence is kept on going much longer than necessary!; consequently, the inherent suspense in having the ‘sleepwalking’ Macready (armed with an ice pick long before BASIC INSTINCT [1992]!!) stalk Rolf by night out on the streets is gradually diffused…particularly with the unintentionally comic off-screen effect of the sudden opening of a rising street elevator’s hatch sounding like Macready had bumped into some dustbin or a mailbox around the corner! Mind you, I am glad I acquired the film also because, as it happens, this viewing actually urged me to get back to work on my unfinished review of the slightly similar but far superior ALIAS NICK BEAL (1949; which I had originally watched on my birthday back in August) – in which Macready now actually (and atypically) takes on the role of the Minister Of God who strikes fear into (and eventually brings down) the Agent Of Hell.
 
 
10/21/09: REVENGE OF THE ZOMBIES (Steve Sekely, 1943)

There is not much to say about this one except that it is probably the worst of the early spate of zombie movies (I may get to watch another one, REVOLT OF THE ZOMBIES [1936], before the month is out). For all star John Carradine’s intention of building an army in the service of the Third Reich with them, they are not seen to do much at all!; James Baskett (Uncle Remus from SONG OF THE SOUTH [1946]!) plays their leader, who also serves as Carradine’s manservant. Black comic Mantan Moreland reprises his ‘fraidy cat’ chauffeur role from KING OF THE ZOMBIES (1941), as does the exotically named Madame Sul-Te-Wan as Carradine’s housekeeper. Unfortunately for Carradine, his supreme achievement – the zombification of his wife – brings him all sorts of trouble: not only do her relatives turn up at his remote abode/lab to inquire into her sudden death (which means he has to fake a funeral service!) but she actually proves disobedient and indignant, eventually ‘persuading’ her fellow zombies to rise against their master!! Also involved is cowboy star Bob Steele (still best-known for his bit in Howard Hawks’ THE BIG SLEEP [1946]) who plays a U.S. secret agent posing as a Nazi posing as a Sheriff! Thankfully, director Sekely would have much better luck with his next genre effort, THE DAY OF THE TRIFFIDS (1962).
 

10/21/09: THE MAN IN THE BACK SEAT (Vernon Sewell, 1961)

Mentioned in the sole IMDb comment on the recently-viewed Italian thriller TI ASPETTERO` ALL’ INFERNO (1960) as being similar, this is even less of a ghost story than that one was – the haunting being relegated to the very last scene – but at least it does not cheat and have the ‘manifestations’ revealed as gimmicks! Anyway, this is one of an outburst of British B-movies (pretty much the equivalent of the ‘quota quickies’ of the 1930s but clearly having greater merit) which came out throughout the first half of the decade: most were thrillers and ran barely an hour in length (this one, in fact, clocks in at 54 minutes!). As far as I can recall, the only previous title I watched in this vein had been STRONGROOM (1962) – with which this shares director and leading man (Derren Nesbitt) – a long time ago early one morning on Italian TV…but have just acquired Sewell’s HOUSE OF MYSTERY (1961; a genuine ‘haunted house’ movie this time around!) in time for this Halloween challenge, and also own at least two more i.e. THE IMPERSONATOR (1960) and THE TRAITORS (1962) in my collection. THE MAN IN THE BACK SEAT, then, is the ‘ghost’ in question, a bookie beaten up and abducted (since the money bag is chained to his wrist!) by “layabout” Nesbitt (with one leg in a cast!) and his married associate (Keith Faulkner); much of the proceedings take place in the car as everything seems to go wrong thereafter, and the couple are forced to drive around all night carrying their quarry – his life slowly ebbing away – with them. Faulkner wants to drive him to a hospital but the entry is blocked by security guards; the car gets a flat tyre and subsequently runs out of fuel – both of these bad breaks re-enforces Nesbitt’s decision to get rid of the bookie, but they next attempt to have the man treated by a neighboring doctor who, suspecting foul play, does not want to get involved (so Nesbitt pays for his services, and his silence, with the blood money itself!). In the meantime, Faulkner’s wife (Carol White) also becomes an unwitting accomplice, especially after having come across the secreted money bag; the robbers even try to dump their hapless victim on the street and make it look like he is a drunk, but Nesbitt had carelessly removed his gloves to douse him in alcohol – trying to rectify this mistake, the two are interrupted by a policeman on patrol so, they have to once more take to the road in tandem. Eventually, the man bites the dust as the other two are trying to reach yet another hospital; on their way to “scarper” from the scene of his final disposal, Faulkner begins to get paranoid – not only thinking every other car is the police chasing them, but he even keeps seeing the dead man’s face in the rear-view mirror, which leads him to run their vehicle off the road into a ravine below. Nesbitt is killed instantaneously yet Faulkner barely survives and, when the police arrive, pleads with them to see to the third passenger…but the car blows up before they can do anything about it! Terse, gripping and stylish, the film makes for a sterling example of just what can be accomplished even with meager resources.
 

10/21/09: MANIAC (Dwain Esper, 1934)

Esper’s most notorious effort is almost a fiction film; I say almost because while there is certainly a story being told here, there are continual interruptions – sometimes in mid-sequence! – by title cards blandly delineating the nature of various types of mental disorders. The plot concerns a mad scientist and his even nuttier assistant – cue some of the most florid, yet oddly enjoyable, overacting in movie history – who steal a fresh corpse from the morgue (looking more like the basement of Dracula’s castle!) in order to revive it by transplanting a beating human heart the doc has somehow acquired. However, the two cannot see eye to eye – especially when the old man asks his pupil to shoot himself so that he will then perform a transplant on him as well! Naturally, at this, the latter kills the scientist instead and, being something of an actor (“Once a ham, always a ham!” Dr. Meirschultz snidely remarks) impersonates him, since he happens to own a personal make-up kit and carries it along with him! Soon, he gets his first patient – a man who thinks he is the killer ape from Poe’s “Murders In The Rue Morgue”(!): however, the inexperienced medico ‘unwittingly’ (hardly since the two needles are so obviously different in size!) administers the wrong medication and he goes berserk, first ranting about how his brain is on fire and then making off into the countryside with the revived girl from the morgue and ravages her (after which he is never heard from again)!! That said, his wife – who had accompanied him to the doctor’s – is a schemer and hangs around; more trouble comes the protagonist’s way when he is visited by his estranged wife while he is posing as the scientist. So, he has a stroke of genius and sends the two women to the basement of his lab armed with hypodermic needles making each believe the other is dangerous and needs to be sedated! Still, the much-talked about catfight which ensues between them does not really involve the syringes as they are dropped practically instantly. Also worth mentioning is the liberal but totally irrelevant use of footage from two Silent masterworks – Benjamin Christensen’s HAXAN (1922) and Fritz Lang’s THE NIBELUNGEN (1924) – in an attempt to emphasize the lead character’s deranged state-of-mind, and also the abhorrent treatment of cats on display – among the film’s most infamous sequences is that in which a feline has one of its eyes ripped out and eaten (though a completely different and apparently half-blind animal was used expressly for this shot!) but when it is violently thrown against a sheet of glass, this seems all-too-real!! The film ends with the Police bursting on the scene to find the two women still in the basement and the deceased Professor walled-up a` la “The Black Cat”, having been alerted to his presence – as in Poe’s tale (and countless other films) by the meowing of the feline which had itself been inadvertently entombed! Had Esper exerted more self-control and infused some real cinematic sense into his picture, MANIAC could well pass off for one of the oddest horror outings of the 1930s…but, as it stands, can only be deemed a relic and an undeniable curio – as both ‘Grade Z’ exploitation and, for what it is worth, a record of known variations of insanity (and their attributes) up to that time. Incidentally, in case anyone is wondering, this film rates higher than BOMB for me because - unlike NARCOTIC (1933) which was a total bore - this actually manages to be so preposterous as to be highly amusing. 

Edited by Mario Gauci - 10/23/09 at 8:28am
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First time viewings are in red.

13) Abbot & Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948)

…and Dracula and the Wolf-man. I like this one allot. Watching this reminded me of the comedic genius of A&C. Most of the comedy still works today. Lots of Fun.

 

14) Doctor X (1938)

This was a pretty cool movie made in the vain of a mystery/mad scientist style. Also had some interesting comedy portions.

 

15) Trick ‘r Treat (2008)

Good movie with multiple stories interwoven with each other. Very entertaining.

 

16) The Exorcist (1973)

A classic. It’s been so long since I had seen this one. I forgot basically everything beside the bedroom scenes. Glad I watched it again.

 

17) The Mask of Fu Manchu (1932)

This was an interesting movie. It felt more like a Indiana Jones movie than a horror flick. Still fun to watch though.

 

18) Paranormal Activity (2009)

Loved it. Had lots of fun at the theater with this one.

 

19) The Mark of the Vampire (1935)

This movie sucked. Even thought it is only 60 minutes long it took me 3 days to watch it. I kept falling asleep. The plot made no sense. It had a “Dracula” style vampire and I guess it was his daughter? It’s never explained though. Even though they spend the whole movie turning from bats to vamps and attacking people and sleeping in coffins they end up not being vampires at all. They are just actors, acting as  part of some sort of elaborate sting to arrest someone for a murder. Worst movie I’ve seen so far.

Previously Viewed

 

1) ZombieLand (2009)

2) The Man with the Screaming Brain (2005)

3) The Signal (2006) 
4) Dracula (1931)
5) The Mummy (1932)
6) The Shining (1980)
7) Panic in the Year Zero (1962)
8) House on Haunted Hill (1958)
9) The Last Man on Earth (1964)
10) Quarentine (2008)
11) Rosemary's baby (1968)
not recommending
12) The Blob (1958)

 


Edited by Mark Leiter - 10/23/09 at 12:23pm
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058) 10/23/2009 Saw VI (2009) 1/2

As the FBI investigate the disappearance of Agent Strahm, Detective Hoffman, who is carrying out Jigsaw's legacy, tries to frame Strahm for the sundry post-John Kramer crimes.  Meanwhile, Jigsaw's widow Jill Tuck becomes an integral part of the latest game, which targets an insurance company employee who decides what claims will be denied.  Fans of the Saw series should enjoy this, as it doesn't seem to contradict what has come before it.  It also informs us what was on that mystery letter Hoffman left for Amanda in a previous installment.  The subject matter - an unsubtle attack on the health insurance industry - is not only timely but also fits perfectly with the overall series storyline.  Screenwriters Marcus Dunstan and Patrick Melton do manage some surprises here, though none of them are jaw-dropping.  Tobin Bell is still around in flashbacks to dole out his philosophies.  As I understand it, they are filming Saw VII in 3-D right now, although I'm not sure what they could do to make part VII interesting since so many loose ends are tied up in this entry.
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Tim,

I didn't know that there were eight films in the series.

"7.  House of Dracula (1945) (available in Dracula:  The Legacy Collection)."

The above title is really one of the Frankenstein films?  Thanks.  I would never have checked for that, given the title. 

Surprisingly, yes.  And there is decent continuity across the '40s Frankenstein films.  Each successive film picks up where the previous one left off.  Also, you should watch The Wolf Man (1941) in that sequence as well, because one of the continuing plot threads is Larry Talbot's search for a cure to his lycanthropy. 
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74. Saw III (unrated)
Jigsaw, near death from cancer, continues his games. There's a couple moments that are really gross (even for my tastes) like when they perform brain surgery. Probably due to the surprising fates of a number of the characters, I think this one of the better movies in the series.

75. Saw IV (unrated)
Despite a rather large set back at the end of Saw III, the Jigsaw murders continue. The ending of this movie is stilll my biggest gripe with the entire thing. In my mind, the twist endings of the Saw movies should be a surprise rather than making me have to figure out what happened. The ending makes sense, it's just that on my initial viewing I had to figure out what they were going for. Considering that they needed to kinda restart the series, it's not terrible but I think it's the weakest of the series.

76. Saw V (unrated)
An FBI agent continues to investigate the Jigsaw murders. The twist ending is pretty obvious early on and that deflates the moment when they reveal it but there's some cool crazy traps and some special effects that make you wince. Overall, I like it.

Tommorrow morning, I'll be seeing Saw VI.
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DAY SEVENTEEN:  OCTOBER 17TH

 

EVIL DEAD for juniors...




65. THE GATE. (1987)  Such a feel good weekend!  I can almost say...hopeful for the future.  Yeah, damnit, that's what all this is really about.  And I woke up wanting to get this DVD, one I never thought I've have, running while I chomped on some breakfast.  At first I was a little disappointed in the way the film looked...a little brown as the kid from the film appears riding his bike through the neighborhood in the opening shot.  I'll have to view a little of my old VHS and see if that's just the way it should be.  I expected a little graininess and it's there, just not as bad as I'd feared.  Really, after settling into this new DVD they've given us I was pretty happy with what I spent my 15 bucks on.  There are specks here and there, the color runs a little bit but for the most part it's hard to complain about getting a new widescreen DVD to replace the old "well at least it's better than VHS" region 1 DVD.  The film is a lot more enjoyable like this, the effects still look first rate.  And I mean they really look quite good.  I didn't watch it with commentary yet but I did watch all the extra features.  There are a couple of documentaries that I found great fun to watch.  The film makers and the writer reminisce about their experiences on this film and it's quite clear that they are rightly proud of what they made.  I'll say it like this, I really connected with the writer.  He lived a lot of what is on the screen, except for all the outer world stuff of course. But he was the main kid from the film and he actually had a friend just like the slightly twisted one.  And get this, that kid arrived at the car just as he and his family were moving in and told him a workman who built the house was stuck inside the wall.  Can't beat a little reality in your horror film even if all that cool stuff with the minions wasn't something true.  Hee hee hee!  

 

HORRORTHON SUCCESS LEVEL: MAX'D OUT!


Dug this DVD all the way to China...

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Scream?  I just hope nobody heard me crap my pants...

 

 

66. ALIEN. (1979)  When I was about 12 yrs old my mom came home from seeing ALIEN with the neighbors, looking like she'd been on a runaway roller coaster, and declared to me: "You won't be seeing that movie..."  Hell, I'd seen the TV spots and didn't friggin wanna see that movie!!  The "egg" shots were amazing and effective for keeping me far away from it at the time. I'm real happy all that appears on the DVD so I can look back at it.  The first time I actually did see this film was in little parts on the horror clip movie from the early 80s called TERROR IN THE AISLES.  I don't remember when I finally braved the full film, probably shortly before seeing ALIENS or maybe even after!  I just know it's among my most loved films of all time and I usually prefer it to the sequel ALIENS.  I had a particularly enjoyable viewing this time, still flying high from THE GATE.  It was after the credits rolled that I knew the 'thon had hit the *PEAKING POINT* and I didn't even need to try anymore.  Hee hee hee!  Viewing ALIEN on my new equipment gave me a feel for how it might have looked on the big screen.  The sound and visuals look so GD good after all these years.  The DVD transfer here is superb even on this non-extended cut edition!   

 

HORRORTHON SUCCESS LEVEL: MAX'D OUT!


See?  They did make genuinely horrifying films at one time...

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Kids are 8.33% less annoying as zombies...

 


67. DIARY OF THE DEAD. (2007)  Zombies.  Romero.  Zombies.  Romero.  Hell, I don’t care what you thought of his last zombie movie, my guess is everybody is compelled to see his current ones like a rotting zombie is compelled to bust over your skull!  I saw LAND OF THE DEAD a few years ago just before Christmas and starting feeling guilty since my family wasn’t interested and were in the other room without me.  I bailed and sent it back to NETFLIX.  I'd like to see it again.  Anyway, the latest one is in a kind of cool BLAIR WITCH style.  I probably wouldn’t use the phrase “kind of cool” and just say “cool” but since this paled a little next to the likes of the recent British TV series with the same idea called DEAD SET I can to phrase it just like I did there. DEAD SET is cool.  I should add a “very” to that.  DIARY’s effects & all are pretty decent.  I did feel like I was being pandered to in that respect…like “hey, look at this cool effect!”.  Haha!  But I’m not complaining.  I’m glad I bought this DVD for several reasons including future viewing.  Nice effort from the zombie master. 

 

HORRORTHON SUCCESS LEVEL: 8

 

Rotting...in a good way.

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Expecting FRIGHT NIGHT?  Then hang up cause you’ve got the wrong number! 

 


68. 976-EVIL. (1988)  If you’re expecting FRIGHT NIGHT then hang up cause you’ve got the wrong number.  All the good similarities end with the fact that the out of control actor who plays the kid's friend in FRIGHT NIGHT is here, but now he’s looking like a dropout from REVENGE OF THE NERDS frat house.  The pacing is rather leisurely with some long moments of developing characters you don’t really care about .  One thing is for sure, you can start this in the middle and only miss the long moments of waiting for some kind of kooky 1980s horror thing to happen.  I can’t say it’s an awful movie because 80s stuff is all kinds of nostalia, but it ain’t one I’ll watch often.  Not sure if I’ll bother with the sequel that came out in the 90s.  What more could they do with this idea? 

 

HORRORTHON SUCCESS LEVEL: 7

 

Still digging the 80s?  Hell, me too. We're hopeless...and so if this film.

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Time for the adrenaline shot to the heart of my 'thon!

 


 

69. DEAD ZONE. (1983)  976-EVIL came off like a $300 phone call on your bill you’re damn sure you didn’t make but could have when you were drunk.  So I didn't want the day to cave in like a pit of hell forming beneath my Garden of friggin Eden.  So you already know what I did…took one out of the stack of SK adaptions that are actually good.  Small stack, that.  Mr. Walken is so damn much fun to watch because if anybody could blow his role through the roof it is he.  But I’ll be damned if he neither overplays it or underplays it. In fact, other than Sheen who’s a used car salesmen running for office, this production feels very real for the most part.  I read a lot of SK’s stuff, mainly when I was a college student in the 80s and 90s, but I never read this one.  Still, I’ll bet it’s among his best works.  This film has the earmarks of some really good source material.  The image of the hockey team alone makes this an unforgettable experience.     

 

HORRORTHON SUCCESS LEVEL: MAX'D OUT!

 

Good firm handshake...

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Geez, this took days! Lost what I was working on yesterday.  Now, can't believe I got this finished at work today.  My boss is here!  Hahahaha!!!

 

Glad Nov 1st falls on a Sunday.  I'll be able to get completely caught up then.  :) 

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Oct. 23:
 

Films:


The Blob (1958)  1/2
 

Television episodes:
 

Wizards of Waverly Place ("Monster Hunter") (2009)


Update:

Films:

01. The Creature From the Black Lagoon (1954)  1/2
02. Burnt Offerings (1976)
03. R. L. Stine's The Haunting Hour (2007)  1/2
04. The Three Stooges ("We Want Our Mummy") (1939)  1/2
05. The Three Stooges ("Spook Louder") (1943)
06. The Three Stooges ("Hot Scots") (1948)
07. The Abominable Dr. Phibes (1971)  1/2
08. Games (1967) 
09. The Monster That Challenged the World (1957)
10. Halloweentown (1998)
11. The Screaming Skull (1958)  1/2
12. Tales of Terror (1962) 
13. Halloweentown II (Kalabar's Revenge) (2001)
14. The Fly (1958)
15. Them! (1954)  1/2
16. Signs (2002)  1/2
17. Halloweentown High (2004)  1/2
18. Return To Halloweentown (2006)
19. Revenge Of the Creature (1955)
20. The Bad Seed (1956) 
21. The Creature Walks Among Us (1956)  1/2
22. Mostly Ghostly: Who Let the Ghosts Out? (2008) 
23. The Three Stooges ("If A Body Meets A Body") (1945)
24. The Three Stooges ("The Ghost Talks") (1949)  1/2
25. The Haunted Mansion (2003)  1/2
26. Tower of Terror (1997)  1/2
27. The Giant Gila Monster (1959)  1/2
28. The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951)
29. Frankenstein (1931)
30. House On Haunted Hill (1959) 
31. The Blob (1958)  1/2

Television episodes:

01. The Avengers ("Castle De'ath") (1965)
02.
Charmed ("From Here To Eternity") (1999) 
03. Scooby Doo, Where Are You! ("A Night of Fright Is No Delight") (1969)  1/2
04. Scooby Doo, Where Are You! ("That's Snow Ghost") (1969)  1/2
05. Mr. Monk Goes Home Again (2005) 
06. It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown (1966) 
07. Dark Shadows (Episode #78) (1966)
08. Dark Shadows (Episode #79) (1966)
09. Scooby Doo, Where Are You! ("Bedlam In the Big Top") (1969)  1/2

10. Scooby Doo, Where Are You! ("Scooby-Doo, and a Mummy Too") (1969)  1/2

11. Wizards of Waverly Place ("Franken-girl") (2009)

12. The Waltons ("Ghost Story") (1974)

13. 7th Heaven ("Halloween") (1996)  1/2
14. Jonas ("The Tale of the Haunted Firehouse") (2009)
15. Charmed ("All Halliwell's Eve") (2000) 
16. The Nightmare Room ("Camp Nowhere" pts. 1 and 2; "Don't Forget Me"; "Full Moon Halloween") (2002)
17. Wizards of Waverly Place ("Monster Hunter") (2009)

 

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Feast II: Sloppy Seconds (2008) C-

"Sloppy" being the key word in this title. I don't know if I've ever seen such a variety of bodily fluids and functions utilized in the name of gross out horror. I'm kind of torn on the grading for this film, as it's a pretty bad film, but most of it is so ludicrously over the top that it approaches "so bad, it's good" territory. John Gulager directs this sequel to his original 2005 film.

The director's wife, Diane Ayala Gardner, who played "Harley Mom" in the first film, returns here as that character's twin sister, "Biker Queen," attempting to find out what happened to her sister and exact her revenge. Other carryover cast from the first film include Jenny Wade as "Honey Pie," a blond with nine lives who isn't as dumb as everyone thinks, and the director's father, Clu Gulager, as "Bartender."

Apparently there are many more monsters than appeared in the first film and they've nearly wiped out an entire small town (called Smalltown, natch) not far from the roadhouse where the original film was set. The Biker Queen, her gang, and a small group of survivors attempt to dodge the monsters and stay alive. There's still no explanation for what the creatures are or where they came from, but while they are the catalyst for the story, they're actually kind of secondary to many of the gross outs that make up most of the film. There's a creature "autopsy" scene that's taken to such extremes that you'll be gagging and laughing at the same time. There's a discovery at the end of that scene is rather intriguing, though it's a subplot that's dropped for the rest of the film (maybe in Feast III...sigh).

The editing isn't quite as seizure inducing as the first film, but that's actually a negative here as there are several full body shots of the creatures and they're obviously just stunt guys in rubber suits. Adding to the issue is that they frequently appear in full daylight, while the first film took place at night. They also seem to move a lot slower than in the first film, where their speed was a big part of their menace.  There are a couple scenes that are repeated from the first film, apparently "trademarks" of the series: the slow decomposition of an unfortunate character who gets spewed on by one of the creatures, and a small child meets a messy end.

It fails as a coherent film, but I suppose the lengthy parade of gore and gross outs may be entertaining for some.
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Sonny Boy
(1989)
 

Robert Martin Carroll
 

Sick, twisted, disturb, morally insensitive, vile, strange and repulsive are a few of the words that others have said when reviewing this film.  All of them might fit but I'd also add horrid.  A crackhead thief (Brad Dourif) kill a couple and steal their car not realizing that their infant son is in the back.  The thief gives the kid to his angry boss (Paul L. Smith) and his wife (David Carradine in drag) who raise the kid in all the wrong ways, which leads him, known as Sonny Boy, to become a raging killer.  No matter how you look at it, this is a crazy little film that one really does need to see in order to get its full impact.  Yes, seeing Carradine in drag is the main draw and to me it was pretty much the only draw as I found the film to be boring from start to finish.  There's no pacing, no style and nothing here to really be interested in.  It seems as if the filmmakers sat down and thought about making strange stuff but they didn't do anything with it.  I'm sure a more polished film could have been made with this subject matter or perhaps a more depraved John Waters like film.  Either one of them might have worked but what we got is something in the middle and not nearly as effective.  I'm really not sure if this film was meant to be taken serious, seen as a joke or some type of spoof on the whole serial killer genre.  It doesn't really matter in the end as it fails on all levels.  Seeing Carradine in drag is just plain weird but it's the main reason to watch the film.  I somewhat liked the fact that they didn't try to hide his "man ness" and let him talk in his normal voice and didn't have him shave all his hair off.  Dourif isn't too bad and neither is Smith but they're lost in a worthless movie.  It's was mildly entertaining to see Sydney Lassick and Dourif working together as the two previously worked in ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST. 
 

Raven, The (1963)
 

Roger Corman
 

An all-star cast makes this AIP/Poe production one of the most original and entertaining entries in the series.  A weak magician (Peter Lorre) gets turned into a raven by another magician (Boris Karloff).  The raven then asks yet another magician (Vincent Price) for help and soon the two go to Karloff's magician to try and stop him and to see if the woman (Hazel Court) living there is Price's old wife who was suppose to have been dead for years.  This incredible cast also features a young Jack Nicholson in the role of Lorre's son so that pretty much tells you all you need to know if you're looking for an excuse to watch this film.  The various Corman/Price/Poe films were all very well handled but they were started to bleed together so I think this film really stands out as a completely original piece of work that perfectly blends some sci-fi with horror but the best segments are all the comedy.  Watching the cast do this great slapstick comedy really makes one wish that they had been given more roles like this throughout his career.  It seems someone like Lorre, around since 1931, never really had this side of him highlighted until his AIP years.  Price is once again downright brilliant as the magician who tries to stay calm and collective throughout the entire ordeal.  Just watch the early scenes with Price acting beside the raven and you'll see that there was nothing that could keep him from delivering the goods.  Karloff also turns in one of his better latter day roles and blends perfectly well with both Price and Lorre.  Lorre and Nicholson are also excellent together and their entire story of the father being embarrassed by the son makes for some great laughs.  Fans of these actors will certainly eat this film up as it offers enough charm for two movies and in the end it's an incredibly entertaining little gem that often gets overlooked due to some of the more horror oriented films in the series.

Door Into Darkness: Eyewitness (1973)
 

Dario Argento, Roberto Pariante
 

Third film in Argento's series has Roberta (Marilu Tolo) driving home one night and as she turns a curse a woman falls out into the street.  The car doesn't make contact with the woman but Roberta gets out and notices the woman has been stabbed and she then sees a man, dressed in black, in the bushes.  She makes it to a local pub where she calls the police but the main Inspector (Clauco Onorato) doesn't believe her because they can't find a body, a murderer or even a drop of blood at the crime scene.  Soon the woman begins to fear that the killer will be coming after her.  Apparently Argento was so displeased with the final film turned in by Roberto Pariante that he went back and re-filmed everything himself.  There's certainly enough visual evidence here to back up this story as we get several familiar trappings that Argento would use in future giallos.  We get the typical killer with black gloves but the sequence where the killer steps out of the bushes was very effective and managed to contain a nice little chill.  The rest of the film was good but I must admit that I figured out what was going on within the first ten minutes.  I'm not sure if I just get lucky and guess what's going to happen or if the film was just obvious but it didn't fool me for a second.  That didn't hurt the film too much as both Tolo and Onorato are very good in their roles and they make the film fun to watch.  The ending doesn't pack any suspense, which was a disappointment but Argento made up for this with some nice atmosphere.  The visual style of the film is pretty lacking compared to other Argento movies but that's to be expected considering this was made for television.  Argento directed two of the four entries in this series and while this is a good one, I think THE TRAM was even better, if flawed itself.
 

Blair Witch Project, The (1999)
 

Daniel Myrick, Eduardo Sanchez

The story is known by everyone as three filmmakers go into the wood to tell the story of the Blair Witch and soon they find themselves lost with something apparently coming for them.  I remember the hype surrounding this film quite well and I remember my two viewings in the theater when the film originally opened.  It's been about six years or more since I last watched the film so I was very curious going in as to how the film would hold up.  After viewing the film I think it still holds up remarkably well and even though the hype has died down and much hates has been thrown upon the film, it still remains a rather chilling and all too realistic venture into basic fears.  I think these basic fears can be the dark, being lost or hearing something when you shouldn't be hearing anything.  These are three elements that make this film so effective because there isn't any blood, no monster, no killer and whatever is out there is something we never see.  I think the greatness of the film, and something very important, is that the viewer is put into the action to where you can feel everything that the three filmmakers are going through.  If you can imagine yourself lost in the woods then you should be able to know the fears going on with the filmmakers here.  The movie does a marvelous job at various things but one is the start of the thing when we learn the history of the curse through the documentary set up.  A perfect move.  We hear from locals, various myths and then we slowly get put into the action.  The set up wasn't original as the "lost video footage" was used in CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST nearly twenty years earlier but the effectiveness of this film is that it takes that lost footage and uses it again the viewer to assault their fears.  The performances are all very raw but that makes them effective in terms of everything going on.  The direction and use of two cameras is also very effective but the most chilling aspect of the film is without a doubt its ending.  I won't spoil anything but the final shot before the hit still send chills down my spine no matter how many times I've seen the film.  Over the years this film has found many critics to hate on it but this is something that happens with countless popular horror films, which is a real shame.  In a day and age where we can see anything, it's refreshing to watch a movie like this that shows us absolutely nothing yet works on every level.
 

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13 Ghost (1960)
 

William Castle
 

Fun, if minor, film from Castle has a poor family moving into an inherited house, which just happens to be haunted by twelve ghosts.  The family soon learns that the spirits want a thirteenth one but there's also a fortune someone inside the house.  As with a lot of Castle's other films, this one here was sold to the public with a gimmick.  Here, the gimmick was some glasses that people would wear in order to see the ghosts whenever they're on the screen.  This is certainly a true gimmick as you're able to see them no matter if you have the glasses or not but that doesn't take away from the charm of the picture, which is certainly Castle's best without Vincent Price.  I think the film benefits the most from the attractive cast members who really fit their roles perfectly.  Donald Woods and Rosemary DeCamp are both very good as the parents and their perfectly fit that "perfect parents" format that ran through television and the movies during this era.  Margaret Hamilton, the witch from THE WIZARD OF OZ, is also a lot of fun in her role and the jokes aimed at her and that classic 1939 film are very nice.  Charles Herbert turns in fine work as well as the young kid who isn't scared to see a ghost.  I think the film could have benefited from a stronger screenplay because there's not too much going on here except for the build up to the next ghost sighting.  None of the plot twists are all that shocking but this is still a fine little film that manages to keep the viewer entertained from start to finish.
 

Old Dark House, The (1963)
 

William Castle
 

Gimmick master William Castle went to England to work with Hammer in this semi-remake of James Whale's 1932 film.  In the film, a car salesman (Tom Poston) brings some bad luck to his boss so he is asked to deliver a car personally to his home.  Once at the creepy mansion he finds the boss is now dead and he must spend the night with his rather strange and eccentric family.  From what I've read and heard, Castle was tired of critics saying he couldn't produce a film without all the gimmick so he went to England to make this and prove them wrong.  The plan backfired as the film was a bomb at the box office and I personally don't see how anyone could enjoy this thing.  There are a lot of issues with this film but it's clear that Castle lost something on his way overseas.  For starters, fans of the 1932 film aren't going to find too many things in common with this film.  Whereas that film contained some black humor, this one here pretty much plays everything for laughs.  I don't have a problem with that except that the jokes here are terrible and I can only remember laughing once.  The second problem is that it's never quite clear what Castle is trying to do.  Yes, the humor is out front but the story is all over the place and it's never really centered on anything.  The actual murders are meant to be funny but they're not.  The dialogue is meant to be funny but it's not.  Castle was known for delivering some campy laughs in his films but this thing here is just a complete misfire from start to finish.  One positive aspect is the color photography but I was shocked to learn that the film was eventually released theatrically in B&W with the color prints only be shown on television!  I'm really not sure who this film was meant for because fans of the 1932 film aren't going to like it and I doubt fans of Castle are going to like it either.  It's an interesting train wreck but folks should certainly stay away.   
 


Mike,


Once again we're thinking on the same wavelength. As I said earlier, I had fully intended to watch a handful of Castle movies during this year's Challenge but, I'm afraid, I won' have time for it now...dammit!

The thing is, however, that all through this year, I laid my hands on a shitload of Castle movies and, maybe, it makes more sense to watch those all together some other time. For the record, here's my as-yet-unwatched William Castle collection: 


 1.THE WHISTLER (1944)
 2.BETRAYED aka WHEN STRANGERS MARRY (1944)
 3.THE MARK OF THE WHISTLER (1944)
 4.VOICE OF THE WHISTLER (1945)
 5.MYSTERIOUS INTRUDER (1946) - also part of THE WHISTLER series
 6.JOHNNY STOOL PIGEON (1949)
 7.SERPENT OF THE NILE: THE LOVES OF CLEOPATRA (1953)
 8.SLAVES OF BABYLON (1953)
 9.THE SARACEN BLADE (1954)
10.HOMICIDAL (1961)
11.ZOTZ! (1962)
12.THE OLD DARK HOUSE (1963) - your review of this one hurt!
13.I SAW WHAT YOU DID (1965)
14.LET'S KILL UNCLE (1966)
15.PROJECT X (1968)


Hopefully, I will also manage to get my hands on a few more: MACABRE (1958), 13 FRIGHTENED GIRLS! (1963), THE BUSY BODY (1967; which I'm already familiar with from a rare local TV screening eons ago) and THE SPIRIT IS WILLING (1967).


P.S. Have you ever come across Castle's last (and, for me, best) movie, SHANKS (1974)? Now, I'd love to read your thoughts on that one! 
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RE: Sonny Boy

I caught this on TCM back in January and have to agree that it's pretty bad. I had been curious about it ever since reading the review in "Terror on Tape", but it was a disappointment. I'm still not sure if Carradine was supposed to be an actual woman or if Smith's character was just gay.

RE: Blair Witch

The ending is usually what's mentioned when discussing the film's most chilling aspect, but I actually feel that the tent scene is the most frightening moment ever captured on film. I can still remember how I felt sitting in the theater as this thing started. The dread hit me immediately and only intensified when they were preparing to head into the woods. It's hard to explain, but it's a feeling I had never felt before and one that I'll never forget. My personal tradition is to watch this on Halloween each year.

End of the Line (2007) - taking place in a subway, the story involves several members of a large religous cult who simultaneously receive notice via pagers that it's Judgment Day. This gives them the go ahead to bring out their special daggers and "save" all the nonbelievers, if you get my drift. I saw this last November and thoroughly enjoyed it. This is my second viewing and some of the poor acting stood out to me a little more this time around. The director's previous film was a most cheesy affair. This, on the other hand, is quite serious. That tone is occasionally betrayed by some of the performances. That said, it's still a highly imaginative affair, even moreso when you realize the director had to finance the film out of his own pocket. Speaking of strong endings, this one really delivers in that department and it's carried over into the credits thanks to the eerie song which plays over them.
 

Edited by Justin_S - 10/24/09 at 2:17am
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El Vampiro (1957)

My first time seeing this solid Mexican horror film properly in its original language, as intended. It's certainly one of the finest of its genre, with German Robles in good form as Count Lavud, the Vampire. A pretty young woman travels to the eerie mansion of her ancestors, accompanied by a doctor (Abel Salazar). Something is not quite right when she learns that one of her aunts has just mysteriously died, and another aunt seems rather strange and exceptionally young. It turns out that the blood-sucking Lavud is behind it all, and Salazar has to take on the role of hero. I was very impressed with the consistency in set design, production values, and all-around creepiness and foggy atmosphere that helps make this winner a classic of its kind. Abel Salazar produced this himself, reportedly very keen on following in the step of the old Universals, and it pays off handsomely. 

TV:

The Munsters: "Herman's Raise" -- Lily orders Herman to demand a raise at his job, but this only results in his getting fired. Undeterred, Herman tries unsuccessfully to find another line of work. John Carradine makes a welcome guest appearance as Herman's boss, Mr. Gateman.

The Munsters: "Hot Rod Herman" -- Herman agrees to drag race against the father of one of Eddie's friends friend's, who just happens to be a professional driver. It's up to Grandpa to save the day by demanding a rematch by building and driving a race car of his own, the Dragula.

The Munsters: "Yes, Galen, there is a Herman" -- While walking home from work Herman befriends a young boy named Gale who becomes a friend and guest of the family. When Galen tells his skeptical parents the wild stories of the Munster family, they send a psychiatrist (Harvey Korman) to accompany their son back to the Munsters' house to try and cure him of his "wild imagination".
Edited by Joe Karlosi - 10/24/09 at 4:10am
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I'm always missing out on all the antics............ seriously WTF is up with some people this year?  I don't remember this much nonsense going on in past Halloween challenges.

Out of 
First time viewings in BLOOD

House of Mystery (1961)

A short, well made and fairly obscure haunted house chiller from Britain. Worth seeking out if you're into vintage horror films.

The Face at the Window (1939)
A killer named "the wolf" stalks Paris and Britain's answer to Bela Lugosi: Tod Slaughter hams it up. Widely considered Slaughter's best film, and it well might be but that's not saying much.

Voodoo Man (1944)
Seems like almost everyone here has recently watched this..........Bela Lugosi attempts to resurrect his dead wife with the help of B Horror stalwarts John Carradine and George Zucco. Pass the dead chicken, some zombie dust and the cheese...........

The Ape Man (1944)
Another Monogram cheapy features Bela Lugosi as a Mad Scientist who turns himself into a monkey man . I wish I'd have rewatched Island of Lost Souls or Murders in the Rue Morgue instead of this dud.

Bela Lugosi Meets a Brooklyn Gorilla (1952)

Z-grade comedy/horror featuring an imitation Martin/Lewis, Bela Lugosi, a jungle island and a guy in a gorilla suit. The craftsmanship on display here was even more inept than the average Ed Wood film......I never thought that would be possible.

Terror Creatures From the Grave (1965)
Spirits haunt a castle in this fairly average Euro-gothic featuring Barbara Steele.

The Iguana with the Tongue of Fire (1971)

Pretty cool title but unfortunately the movie is painfully dull ,even for a Giallo.

Lips of Blood (1975)
Oddly compelling Vampire flic chock full of everything I'd come to expect from a 70's eurotrash horror film......... erotic women[check], poor acting [check], full frontal nudity[check], cheesy gore [check], amaturish camerawork[check], poverty stricken costume and set design[check].

Jack the Ripper (1976)
Klaus Kinski's presence as the Ripper elevates this Jesus Franco film into something watchable though there are much better cinematic versions of the infamous murderer.

Ruby (1977)

The Exorcist meets Carrie with a little bit of the mobster genre mixed in as a dead gangster demonically takes possession of his daughter. If only this were half as good as the films that it rips off.

Terror in the Midnight Sun (1959)
Low-budget and fairly crappy creature feature has a UFO landing in the arctic and a gigantic hairy alien yeti terrorizing a group of scientists.
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Mesa of Lost Women (1953) no stars

Terrible movie about survivors that stumble across a mad scientist who is experimenting on women in order to turn them into a race of mutant spiders. Uncle Fester, how could you?

 The Howling (1981)

I saw this one in the theatre years ago when it was first released and it's still a very effective werewolf movie even today. It had an interesting story and good acting and Robert Picardo who I didn't recognize until I saw his name in the credits. The werewolf transformations were pretty awesome but the final product less so looking a bit hokey to me. This is a great little movie that I'm glad to finally own on dvd. 

The Tingler (1959) 

This is my favourite of the Vincent Price movies that I've watched during this challenge, so far. A pathologist (Vincent Price) studying the fear response in living things, discovers a parasite that he calls the Tingler. It grows along the spinal column and will eventually kill the victim unless he, she or it can scream thus destroying the creature. Very interesting  premise for a movie that was carried out quite well. This is another movie from gimmick king William Castle and this time he rigged seats in select theatres to give you a buzz at an appropiate time. There are some great memorable moments in the movie, most notable the red blood in a black and white film and the acid trip the good doctor takes. Sure it's low budget and cheesy but the slug was kind of cute and I had a great time watching this. So "Scream, Scream for your lives." God that's good.
post #591 of 759
77. Saw VI first time viewing
The Jigsaw murders continue as the FBI tries to close in. I'm going to avoid spoilers all together but out of the new Saw trilogy, this was the best one. Depending on your point of view, that may not mean much.  It fills in some blanks from previous entries, it has some cool traps and the best ending since Saw III.

78. Paranormal Activity first time viewing
Two young adults hear a spirit in their house. Considering this is such a low budget movie (so low budget that I wonder how it even cost $11,000- did they pay the two actors $5,000 each?), this movie is very scary, very good and very effective. I don't want to spoil anything but this movie builds up the suspense using sound (not the annoying "LOUD NOISE but it's just a cat" sound either) and a repeated camera setup where you just keep waiting to see something pop out from the shadows.
post #592 of 759

Oct. 24:
 

Films:


Return of the Fly (1959)  1/2


Television episodes:


Strawberry Shortcake ("Moonlight Mysteries") (2005)  1/2

Update:

Films:

01. The Creature From the Black Lagoon (1954)  1/2
02. Burnt Offerings (1976)
03. R. L. Stine's The Haunting Hour (2007)  1/2
04. The Three Stooges ("We Want Our Mummy") (1939)  1/2
05. The Three Stooges ("Spook Louder") (1943)
06. The Three Stooges ("Hot Scots") (1948)
07. The Abominable Dr. Phibes (1971)  1/2
08. Games (1967) 
09. The Monster That Challenged the World (1957)
10. Halloweentown (1998)
11. The Screaming Skull (1958)  1/2
12. Tales of Terror (1962) 
13. Halloweentown II (Kalabar's Revenge) (2001)
14. The Fly (1958)
15. Them! (1954)  1/2
16. Signs (2002)  1/2
17. Halloweentown High (2004)  1/2
18. Return To Halloweentown (2006)
19. Revenge Of the Creature (1955)
20. The Bad Seed (1956) 
21. The Creature Walks Among Us (1956)  1/2
22. Mostly Ghostly: Who Let the Ghosts Out? (2008) 
23. The Three Stooges ("If A Body Meets A Body") (1945)
24. The Three Stooges ("The Ghost Talks") (1949)  1/2
25. The Haunted Mansion (2003)  1/2
26. Tower of Terror (1997)  1/2
27. The Giant Gila Monster (1959)  1/2
28. The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951)
29. Frankenstein (1931)
30. House On Haunted Hill (1959) 
31. The Blob (1958)  1/2
32. Return of the Fly (1959)  1/2

Television episodes:

01. The Avengers ("Castle De'ath") (1965)
02.
Charmed ("From Here To Eternity") (1999) 
03. Scooby Doo, Where Are You! ("A Night of Fright Is No Delight") (1969)  1/2
04. Scooby Doo, Where Are You! ("That's Snow Ghost") (1969)  1/2
05. Mr. Monk Goes Home Again (2005) 
06. It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown (1966) 
07. Dark Shadows (Episode #78) (1966)
08. Dark Shadows (Episode #79) (1966)
09. Scooby Doo, Where Are You! ("Bedlam In the Big Top") (1969)  1/2

10. Scooby Doo, Where Are You! ("Scooby-Doo, and a Mummy Too") (1969)  1/2

11. Wizards of Waverly Place ("Franken-girl") (2009)

12. The Waltons ("Ghost Story") (1974)

13. 7th Heaven ("Halloween") (1996)  1/2
14. Jonas ("The Tale of the Haunted Firehouse") (2009)
15. Charmed ("All Halliwell's Eve") (2000) 
16. The Nightmare Room ("Camp Nowhere" pts. 1 and 2; "Don't Forget Me"; "Full Moon Halloween") (2002)
17. Wizards of Waverly Place ("Monster Hunter") (2009)
18. Strawberry Shortcake ("Moonlight Mysteries") (2005)  1/2
19. Dark Shadows (Original series) (episode nos. 46) (1966)
20. Dark Shadows (Original series) (episode nos. 47) (1966)
21. Dark Shadows (Original series) (episode nos. 48) (1966) 1/2
22. Dark Shadows (Original series) (episode nos. 49) (1966)


Edited by Ockeghem - 10/25/09 at 5:38am
post #593 of 759
79. The Car
A car possessed by an evil force is killing people in a small town. The premise is flat out ridiculous but I really like this movie. There's some nice widescreen photography where you can see the car way back on one side of the frame while a character sits oblivious to it's impending arrival. My favorite bit is the car's horn that sounds kinda like its laughing in some evil way.
post #594 of 759
Well, I had my reviews for these films mostly written, then my computer hiccuped and I lost them, so I'm just going with grades and short blurbs:

Let's Scare Jessica to Death (1971) C

Typical 1970's film with dull, dingy cinematography, irritating music, and the ugliest actors they could find with bad teeth, bad hair, and bad clothes. Jessica was just released from a New York City loony bin and retreats to a rural house in a small town in Connecticut. Once there, she begins to hear voices and have visions. Is it her mental illness returning, or something more sinister?

Critters 3 (1991) B+
You are what they eat!

Decent direct to video sequel (which oddly contains a "theatrical trailer" among the extras) in this series that is probably the best of the many ripoffs of Gremlins. This time the Krites have hitched a ride from Grovers Bend into the big city and infest a high rise apartment building. Lots of critter action, of both horror and comedy varieties, and some interesting characters make this a fun film. The film debut of Leonardo DiCaprio.

Critters 4 (1992)  C
In space, they love to hear you scream!

Picking up directly from the end of the prior film, this time the Krites are investing a space ship.  As Parts 3 and 4 were shot back to back, they must have used up most of their money making Part 3 (which is a fun film), because Part 4 is supremely slow and boring. Very limited scenes with the Krite critters, and lots of recycled footage from prior films in the series and another film called Android (for the exterior space scenes). Or perhaps all the money went to the salaries of Academy Award nominees Angela Bassett and Brad Dourif who apparently needed a quickie paycheck at the time. Whatever the reasons, Critters 4 is by far the worst entry in the series.

Feast III: The Happy Finish (2008)  F

Not so much a sequel as just a continuation of the events of Part 2, this pointless film ranks among the worst I've ever seen. I'd hoped for a coherent wrap up to the trilogy that gave some insight into the origins and motivations of the monsters, but the writers obviously had no desire to put any effort into the writing beyond  coming up with as many scenes involving disgusting bodily functions as their immature minds could conceive (several poop jokes, anal rape, and lots of blood everywhere). Though they did get up enough steam to write a song for the end credits that revels in the lack of answers provided.

Strangely, one of the previews on this disc is for the original Feast, and it implies that the monsters are a military creation being tested on a small U.S. town before being "unleased on our enemies." It must just have been a creation of the Dimension/Weinstein marketing folks, as there's nothing in the films to suggest such an origin (or any origin, for that matter...the military angle is cliche, but at least it's something).
post #595 of 759

I just got done watching [REC] and I must say that I'm extremely happy to see a horror film that actually lives up to the hype.  Highly recommended to anyone who wants to jump out of their seats.  I'll post my comments on it after I watch its remake QUARANTINE tomorrow.


Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man (1943)
 

Roy William Neill
 

Sequel to both THE WOLF MAN and THE GHOST OF FRANKENSTEIN has Larry Talbot (Lon Chaney, Jr.) being awaken from his death and roaming the streets as the wolf man once the moon is full.  With the help of Maleva (Maria Ouspenskaya), the two travel to see if Dr. Frankenstein would be able to cure him but the doc is dead but they put their hopes into another doctor (Patric Knowles) but he seems mroe interested in the monster (Bela Lugosi).  This isn't the "A" quality of FRANKENSTEIN or THE WOLF MAN but it's one of the most entertaining "B" movies ever made and also one of the greatest, yet flawed, films in history.  In terms of downright fun there aren't many movies that can match the level of craziness and overall joy that this film offers.  We get the sympathetic Talbot, Lugosi's extremely bizarre performance as the monster, Ilona Massey as the sexiest Frankenstein yet, Lionel Atwill in yet another role in the series and of course the fascinating sequence where we turn MGM Musical with a song and dance.  This film offers up just about everything one could hope for and that includes the wonderful climax, which is really worth the wait as the two legendary monsters do battle.  Chaney is one again excellent in the role of Talbot and really makes us feel sorry for him, which is important for any Universal monster.  I enjoyed seeing Knowles, Atwill and Massey as all of them add a lot of fun to the film.  Even Dwight Frye has a couple scenes here.  As for Lugosi, God love him but the performance here is pretty strange to say the least.  There are all sorts of conspiracy theories as to why his performance is like this but I only judge what I see and his monster isn't the greatest.  At the same time, the strangeness of the performance makes for a rather original view of the monster and on that level it's pretty interesting.  It's funny to see Lugosi connected to both WOLF and GHOST and then being in this sequel yet playing three different characters.  The same for Atwill who is in his third straight Frankenstein film with three different characters.  Either way, this isn't the greatest Universal film from the 40s but it's the most entertaining and overall fun.  It also contains one of the most atmosphere drenched openings from any movie.

Munster, Go Home! (1966)
 

Earl Bellamy
 

Herman Munster (Fred Gwynne) inherits a large castle in England so he packs up Lily (Yvonne De Carlo), Grandpa (Al Lewis) and kids and heads off.  Once there he learns that some other family members are staying at the castle and wants to keep it as their own.  A year after the television show was canceled, someone thought it was a good idea to put the Munsters on the big screen and since it ended up bombing at the box office, the show was obviously canceled for a reason and the need for a movie wasn't needed by anyone.  I think there are many, many issues with this film but none of them really belong to the Munsters themselves.  The first twenty-five minutes are actually fairly good as the family gets the news and then heads off on a long cruise.  Needless to say, this sequence could have been a TV episode and perhaps this is why it works.  We get qutie a few good one liners and even some funny jokes including one where, when on the boat, a man sticks his arm out for a tip and Grandpa mistakenly thinks the guy is offering up his blood to suck on.  There's another gag with Grandpa taking the wrong pill, turning into a wolf and then being put in a cage.  After they arrive in England is when the film completely falls apart and it only takes a matter of minutes to do so.  The "other" family in the house is so annoying that they will quickly get on your nerves.  Their entire story contains zero laughs nor does Marilyn's relationship with a man whose family hates the Munster family.  The biggest death nail is that this sucker runs an extremely long 96-minutes, which is just crazy.  Another major problem, I personally feel, is that the movie was shot in color and it just doesn't work well for the ghouls.  Seeing them in B&W makes the spoof of the Universal era work but in color they just look out of place and at times silly.  The performances aren't bad and one does have to tip his cap to John Carradine almost hidden behind all that make up as the caretaker.
 

House of Evil (1968)
 

Jack Hill, Juan Ibanez
 

One of the four Mexican films Boris Karloff made at the end of his career, this one here being the first to get released.  In the film Karloff plays an rich, if eccentric man who calls his family together for a will reading.  He ends up dying and his fears of a maniac stalking the house taking out eyeballs appears to be coming true as the family members start dropping dead one by one.  Okay, there's certainly a bit of sadness seeing Karloff go out with these Mexican films but at the same time you have to respect his wishes to continue working.  From what I've read, he didn't need money so apparently these movies were made simply so he could continue to act.  I hadn't seen this film, also known as DANCE OF DEATH, since I was very young and I remember it being quite bad but this repeat viewing shows that it is bad but certainly not as horrible as THE FEAR CHAMBER or SNAKE PEOPLE.  I think Karloff turns in a pretty good performance here, which also includes him not being forced to use a wheelchair throughout the production.  I think he manages to be quite believable as the mean old man who certainly doesn't have any love for his greedy family.  The supporting players are all fairly forgettable as they add nothing to the film although sex pot Julissa, who appeared in three of the four Karloff films, comes off mildly entertaining and apparently is still working today.  One thing that does benefit this film is that it actually makes sense.  The other three films in the series all have plots that make no sense and the scenes with Karloff appear to have been shot without too much thought going into them as they really don't mix too well with the "other" footage.  That's not the case here as everything flows pretty smoothly together.  The death scenes are all silly looking but that's to be expected I guess.  Karloff fans might want to check this notorious films out but others should certainly stay clear.
 

post #596 of 759
I went and saw Paranormal Activity again with my cousin, so I was in the mood for more hand held horror afterwards. I really wanted to watch Noroi: The Curse for the first time, but I couldn't get it to load properly. I'll try again tomorrow. As it is, I settled on Diary of the Dead to round out my triple feature. I think I'm going to do a few more themed viewings this week. I already have two others in mind.

Cloverfield (2008) - NYC comes under attack by an unknown monster just as a bunch of yuppies are in the middle of a going away party. This thing had a lot of build up before being released, but these days it's not talked about too often. It's definitely flawed. Of the four main characters, only Lizzy Caplan's Marlena comes off as likable. So, naturally she's the first to be killed off. The other three are either bland or, in the case of the cameraman, downright annoying. The guy's jokes are both inappropriate in their timing and unfunny. The love story doesn't really work either. All that out of the way, when the monster is doing it's thing, the film is actually quite amazing. The visuals are masterful. Everything in this film looks real. The effects are astounding. The one thing that worried me was the possibility of bad CGI, but that fear wound up being completely unfounded. I love the scene in the electronics store, seeing glimpses of the creature on TV from news helicopters. The scene with the stealth bomber bombarding it is also a wow moment. For large scale monster destruction, this film is pretty much unparalleled. If only it had better characters.

[Rec] (2007) - a reporter (the luscious Manuela Velasco) and her cameraman are covering the night shift at a fire station. Their relatively boring night gets a little more exciting when a call comes in about a woman trapped in her apartment. They tag along with the firemen, but this call is far more serious than any of them could have imagined. Wow, this thing is unnerving! I've seen it twice since my original viewing back in June '08 and it still rattles me as if I were watching for the first time. The last ten minutes or so in the penthouse are particularly ten of the most chilling minutes you'll ever see on film. Loads of backstory thrown in there too, but you have to piece it all together yourself, which is a plus. The sounds that the infected people make, almost cat-like, really get under my skin. This film has a very effective sound design all the way around. The imagery too, just nightmarish stuff. One shot looking down a stairwell at the screaming infected is like Demons 2 if it were actually scary. The film was all the more unsettling because I cared what happened to the characters. Most of them were good, likable people, while Manuela Velasco in particular has a very infectious personality as Angela Vidal. I watched the remake, Quarantine, on pay per view earlier this year and didn't think it was as strong. It also loses the possession angle, which is a major factor in how effective those final ten minutes are. This is an incredible film laced with tension. French horror gets all the attention these days, but I think this is far superior to anything they've been coming out with. I didn't think a sequel was needed, but word is it's just as good, so I'm looking forward to it. One of the best horror films of the last ten years.

Diary of the Dead (2008) - George Romero takes us back to the start of the zombie outbreak with this film. Several films students are shooting a movie in the woods when reports of the dead returning to life are broadcast over the radio. They decide to get out of dodge, but the director wants to get everything on film. Without question, this is a disappointing effort. The characters aren't well drawn, the commentary beats you over the head and there are some poor CGI gore effects. I'd say it actually has a DTV feel to it. It is reasonably entertaining, but I've come to expect more from Romero over the years. If I hadn't been in the middle of building up my Blu-ray collection when it was released, I doubt I would have bought it. I will admit that the ending worked well for me, but aside from that, my praise ends at reasonably entertaining. Hopefully Survival of the Dead will be better, but I won't hold my breath.
post #597 of 759
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Munster, Go Home! (1966)
 


Since I'm obviously a big fan of the TV series, you just knew I'd have to make some comments about this movie.    For one thing, I don't like it either ... not many Munsters Fans do. What worked as a half-hour TV episode doesn't translate well to a full-length feature. I'm in no hurry to revisit it, but from memory I'd probably give it a ** , or maybe **1/2 .  The 1981 "reunion" film THE MUNSTERS' REVENGE isn't any better. When it comes to the subject of The Munsters, the original TV series is the only way to go. But this was the case for many TV series that went to movies, and is nothing new.


 "A year after the television show was canceled, someone thought it was a good idea to put the Munsters on the big screen and since it ended up bombing at the box office, the show was obviously canceled for a reason and the need for a movie wasn't needed by anyone." 

Just some correction and clarification ...
 
The movie wasn't made "a year after the series was cancelled". The TV show ran from  September 24, 1964 to May 12, 1966. MUNSTER, GO HOME came out to theaters on June 15, 1966, only 1 month after the show was cancelled.But it had already been in production while the show was still on.

"The show was obviously cancelled for a reason" ---- The reason the TV show bit the dust was because BATMAN premiered in January 1966 and crushed all its competitors; the kids just loved it and chose to watch this new and exciting color superhero show over the black and white Munsters, and other shows (they were on opposite channels). And who could blame them? I was only 4 at that time, but had I been a few years older and watching TV regularly I'm sure I would have switched to BATMAN, too.

"The need for a movie wasn't needed by anyone" --- Actually, the very reason the studio decided to try out a color theatrical Munsters film was to try and capture some of the success by the new colorful BATMAN show that was so popular on TV. But interestingly, even the 1966 BATMAN MOVIE was only "moderately successful" in itself, and it too suffered from the same problem as the Munsters movie did (too long, not really translating to a full feature as well, most fans vastly prefer the TV version) .

A lot of TV shows didn't do well when they were first shown on TV originally, and what happened was that they did excellent in syndication and became classics (just like some movies weren't so well thought of initially, as with IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE). THE MUNSTERS was one such show that gained legs in re-runs and was never out of syndication and became something of a classic . Others which never really grabbed an audience originally were a little show called STAR TREK that was cancelled after only three seasons and 79 episodes, and even THE HONEYMOONERS (which was only on for 39 episodes!). In the case of THE MUNSTERS, their enduring popularity resulted in a spinoff series called THE MUNSTERS TODAY which ran from 1988 to 1991, and there were other movies like THE MINI-MUNSTERS (1973), THE MUNSTERS' REVENGE (1981), HERE COME THE MUNSTERS (1995), and THE MUNSTERS' SCARY LITTLE CHRISTMAS (1996). There were plans for the Wayans Brothers to make a new movie of The Munsters in the 2000's, which -  thankfully - seems to have been stalled!

"There's another gag with Grandpa taking the wrong pill, turning into a wolf and then being put in a cage."

That was originally done in the TV episode GRANDPA'S CALL OF THE WILD. There are other gags in the movie which were re-workings of some plots from the TV series. Remakes, one might call them.
 


Edited by Joe Karlosi - 10/25/09 at 4:52am
post #598 of 759
Bride of Frankenstein (1935)

Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948)   


I watched these two classics as a Movie Night double feature with my regular Saturday evening guests, and they went over very well and worked in every area - the laughs, the sympathetic Karloff touches in BRIDE, etc. Thumbs up all around!
post #599 of 759
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I went and saw Paranormal Activity again with my cousin, so I was in the mood for more hand held horror afterwards.


Not me. I thought Paranormal Activity was really good but I'm too queasy to handle any more than an hour and a half of handheld cameras.
post #600 of 759
Cloverfield is the only "hand-cam horror" I enjoyed.  I'll probably catch Paranormal Activity when it hits video, just to see what all the fuss is about.

Out of
First time viewings in BLOOD

Valley of the Dragons (1961)
A comet creates a vortex that transports a pair of dueling 19th century enemies to a land populated by cave-people and dinosaurs. So what if the cave-women wear bikini's and the dinosaurs are really lizards. I have vague memories of seeing this ages ago when I was a kid however this one doesn't hold up as well as some of the other Verne tales from that era like 20,000 Leagues Beneath the Sea, Mysterious Island and Journey to the Center of the Earth.

Monster From Green Hell (1958)
Z-grade creature feature about an atomic accident spawns some gigantic mutated wasps in a remote region of Africa. The overabundance of jarring stock footage and some extremely poor stop-motion effects are bad enough but the film also crawls at a snail pace.

Trick r Treat (2009)
Decent little horror anthology featuring four neatly interwoven tales. Some of it (the school bus of freakish kids) works better than others (the psycho principle and the werewolves). Maybe a bit overhyped though I can understand why, as it's quite an improvement over the shit that passes for horror these days.

Seven Deaths in the Cat's Eye (1973)
A young woman returns to her ancestral castle during a series of mysterious murders in this stylish but muddled blending of Euro-gothic and Giallo.
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