Okay, so I wake up way too early this morning in hopes
of being first in line to pick up my copy of GREMLINS from
my local Target store which isn't so local.
Unshowered and unshaven, I drive through morning rush
hour traffic. 25 minutes later, about 5 minutes prior to store
opening, I arrive at a huge empty lot. Just excited me, nobody
else, except a few older ladies wearing red vests --- obviously
store employees.
Doors unlock. It's just me, lonely guy with nothing better
to do walking across an empty store while red-vested
employees are minding their business putting price tags
on newly arrived merchandise.
I walk over to the MOVIES section and lo' and behold there
is a wealth of GREMLINS Blu-rays on display along with just
as many WIZARD OF OZ copies (UCE and 3-DISC). No
need to push and shove my way to the display. It's just...
me.
Tempted to scream,
"I GOT IT! I GOT IT!" I quickly
figured that the resounding echo effect caused by an empty
store would be a bit overwhelming.
I pick up my copy of GREMLINS and take the lonely walk
over to the cashier who is still setting up her station at this
time of the morning and obviously doesn't share the same
excitement I have of my find.
I then make the trek back home, still somehow very proud
of myself for being one of the first to get an EXCLUSIVE
copy of this film not being made available anywhere else
in the United States except TARGET.
In fact, I was so overjoyed at my purchase I decided to
take a photo and share. I will be available for signings of
this photo later today out back by the dumpster behind my
workplace.
