Random notes:
There are at least four girls (probably six) who are better than ANY of the guys, and by a long shot. Not so great that I see myself buying any of their records, though. But it's so extreme that I suspect this was intentional. (And I do not buy conspiracy theories, as a rule.)
Hanson, did you forget the judges praising Paige's diaper (I called it that too!)? It was pretty shocking. Maybe she wants to be the Black Bjork? (Blork?)
When DiDi performs, I wonder if Megan Joy is a demon who possessed the body of Brooke White.
I actually kinda dig Lacey's anime beehive, but the clown makeup has gotta go. It's too much.
Isn't Katie the girl who cares for her grandma who only speaks Portuguese? If I'm remembering correctly, then we should reduce the official number of extra Kissy Languages to 4.
Haley REALLY needs to see a speech therapist. I don't mean to be cruel to a teenager, but the lisp is so distracting it's hard to pay attention to whether she's hitting the notes. You just can't sing like that. You can't.
Mark the time of Ellen's Snuggie joke -- that was her first worthwhile comment of the season. Hopefully it won't be the last.
There are at least four girls (probably six) who are better than ANY of the guys, and by a long shot. Not so great that I see myself buying any of their records, though. But it's so extreme that I suspect this was intentional. (And I do not buy conspiracy theories, as a rule.)
Hanson, did you forget the judges praising Paige's diaper (I called it that too!)? It was pretty shocking. Maybe she wants to be the Black Bjork? (Blork?)
When DiDi performs, I wonder if Megan Joy is a demon who possessed the body of Brooke White.
I actually kinda dig Lacey's anime beehive, but the clown makeup has gotta go. It's too much.
Isn't Katie the girl who cares for her grandma who only speaks Portuguese? If I'm remembering correctly, then we should reduce the official number of extra Kissy Languages to 4.
Haley REALLY needs to see a speech therapist. I don't mean to be cruel to a teenager, but the lisp is so distracting it's hard to pay attention to whether she's hitting the notes. You just can't sing like that. You can't.
Mark the time of Ellen's Snuggie joke -- that was her first worthwhile comment of the season. Hopefully it won't be the last.






I wish I had remembered that!

He was rambling on so fast he sounded like John Moshiita in the old Micro Machines commercials.