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post #61 of 184

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In a news flash from Washington DC, Congressman Barney Frank announced that the HTF v. 2.0 will automatically HELOC your home when you log on. Proceeds will be deposited in Parker's account in order to "stimulate the economy". Fed Chairman Bernanke praised this as a means to make owning upgraded home theaters affordable to a larger segment of the public while supporting rust-belt equipment manufacturers.
post #62 of 184

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Originally Posted by Parker Clack
This time it is different. This time you will have to give us a blood sample to test you DNA to get your original join date back.

As a "Blu"-blood I must protest! Howzabout a hair instead?

Btw Parker, my original join date was Jan. 2000 (hint-hint!).
post #63 of 184

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This morning when I opened up HTF the counter said:

00 YEARS 002 DAYS 02 HOURS 02 MINUTES 22 SECONDS

Now I really getting weirded out.
post #64 of 184

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I was in the Post Office yesterday and I tried to warn everyone, but they just looked at me like I was crazy...
post #65 of 184

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I never go to the Post Office anymore. That stupid photo they have displayed of me caught me on a bad hair day and they refuse to change it.
post #66 of 184

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I just figured out that it will be at 10 am ET on Monday!!! What will happen if you are on HTF at 9.59 and then hit refresh at 10.01???
post #67 of 184

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Originally Posted by Marianne
I was in the Post Office yesterday and I tried to warn everyone, but they just looked at me like I was crazy...

I saw this guy walking around today:
post #68 of 184

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Does this mean we are all going to be picked up by the Vogons?
post #69 of 184

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Originally Posted by Dennis Nicholls
Does this mean we are all going to be picked up by the Vogons?

So, what? A Vogon buys you a couple of drinks and you climb aboard a spaceship? Speak for yourself. I'm not that easy.

Later,

Joe
post #70 of 184

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Perhaps we should put a paper bag over our heads or something?
post #71 of 184

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Maybe Parker should start selling HTF commemorative towels.
post #72 of 184

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Originally Posted by Jeff Cooper
Perhaps we should put a paper bag over our heads or something?
If your hiding your thoughts from aliens, aluminum foil does much better.


Don't forget to protect your pets either:
post #73 of 184

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Originally Posted by Jeff Cooper
Perhaps we should put a paper bag over our heads or something?
Sure. If you think it would help.
post #74 of 184

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At least I'm well stocked with peanuts and beer.
post #75 of 184

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So, what? A Vogon buys you a couple of drinks and you climb aboard a spaceship? Speak for yourself. I'm not that easy.
Don't forget about being strapped to a chair for the ear bleeding Poetry recital. Hmmm...speaking of which, someone seems to have mounted a Nascar style seat belt harness to my desk chair. Should I be worried???
post #76 of 184

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I'm starting to hear ominous organ music...



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Originally Posted by drobbins

Why does this chihuahua have an oversized Hershey's chocolate kiss on its head?!?
post #77 of 184

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The answer: 42.
post #78 of 184

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Originally Posted by Mike Frezon
I'm starting to hear ominous organ music...
Why does this chihuahua have an oversized Hershey's chocolate kiss on its head?!?
I think the chihuahua is asking himself the same thing.

Less than 28 hours to go. Good thing my factory shut down next week.... Just in case.
post #79 of 184

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Originally Posted by Marianne
I just figured out that it will be at 10 am ET on Monday!!! What will happen if you are on HTF at 9.59 and then hit refresh at 10.01???


Nothing, because it's actually going to be 11 am ET!!
post #80 of 184

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I've stuffed sandbags with silica, and have several jars of salsa ready to go nearby, JUST in case things go amuck!
post #81 of 184

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with silica, and have several jars of salsa


Tony,

Why don't you just volunteer to have nuclear waste stored at your house. It would be safer! Salsa AND Silica? That's just crazy.
post #82 of 184

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Cue the organ...

post #83 of 184

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post #84 of 184

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Originally Posted by Mike Frezon
Cue the organ...


I'll thank you to leave my organ out of this.

Joe
post #85 of 184

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I am Violet the organ grinder.
post #86 of 184

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Originally Posted by Bryan X
I am Violet the organ grinder.

And I'll definitely thank you to leave my organ out of that.

(Isn't there a joke in here somewhere about a pickle slicer? )
post #87 of 184

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(I had to get a Prince reference in there.)
post #88 of 184

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It would sharpen you up, and make you ready for a bit of the old Ultra Violet.
post #89 of 184

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The end is near.

post #90 of 184

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See You On The Other Side Mates
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