Re: I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here!!
I really didn't think this show would recover from the second (and apparently final) exit of Speidi, since no one else was doing anything (case in point -- the TUes to Thurs shows in week one were abysmally boring). And then someting happened -- either she took crazy pills or came off her sane pills, or she was given a script by the producers -- but whatever it was, Janice finally took over the show like everyone thought she would. The appearance of Daniel Baldwin and his ability to poke at the sleeping bear that was Janice Dickenson may have been another catalyst -- whatever it was, Janice has now become the bedside pissing, granola stealing, "say No to Prop 8" shouting, "brush with fame shaggy dog story" relating, bitch face flashing, fecally blocked up crazy-ass, narcissistic bitch that was slumbering for far too long. The producers won't need Speidi to come back now that Janice has taken over the show. It's now become more or less addictive, a mixture of comedy, emotional discomfort, and the feeling in the back of your head that it's all staged.
Still, there are parts of the show that make me yell at the TV -- like the complete and total lack of rules. I don't even know how this shit is supposed to end -- they've voted off exactly two people in two weeks -- meanwhile, they added two cast members. How are we getting down to the finals, exactly, when there are only 6 shows to go? More people (3) quit than were voted out so far. Then there was that leader challenge that no one completed because no one ate all the food. The hosts didn't know what to do until someone yelled for Lou Diaomond Phillips to retain his leader role. The host guy shrugged and said it was so. So let me get this straight -- the hosts are arbitrarily making up rules to the game as they go along? And I find it hilarious when any contestant talks about "playing the game". You need rules for a game -- you need rules if you want to strategize. With the exception of Janice and Daniel, they don't even want to each other voted out -- it's like they think this is Survivor, but it is only cosmetically so -- there isn't any structure to the game, so there is no "strategy" to be had. Plus, it's all about audience votes, so they're really at the mercy of the editing. Wait a minute -- isn't this all rigged anyway?
The show is running at a pretty high level now (well, considering it total junk), and I don't even know how Joel McHale picks the few pieces to lampoon on The Soup considering the volume of material to poke fun of. That said, if there was anything else to watch, this show would get the hook pretty quick. So on that note, it's been pretty savvy programming on NBC's part. Oh my gosh -- did I really just use "savvy" and "NBC" in the same sentence? The world is upside down!