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post #31 of 51

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Hey, last month was my TEN year anniversary and I totally forgot about it!

Oh, and speaking of forgetting, I nearly did:

Penis!
post #32 of 51

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""Penis! Vagina! Penis! Vagina!"


"Uh, Hank... meet my parents." "
post #33 of 51

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John:

I doubt very seriously that we would need to pull this thread. If you want it pulled no problem. I doubt that Nielsen could give a shit about us.

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Hey, last month was my TEN year anniversary and I totally forgot about it!

Oh, and speaking of forgetting, I nearly did:

Penis!

That reminded me of a joke in Predator.

The other day I was going down on my girlfriend and I said "God you have big pussy! God you have big pussy!"
And she said "Why did you say it twice?"
And I said "I didn't!"

Oh and johnson.
post #34 of 51
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Originally Posted by Parker Clack
John:

I doubt very seriously that we would need to pull this thread. If you want it pulled no problem. I doubt that Nielsen could give a shit about us.

Oh okay. It can stay then.
post #35 of 51

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You might enjoy it.
I'm in a different part of the Nielsen family. I do the Homescan part. Everytime we shop for something, we scan it into a hand scanner, when we get home with it. After scanning the bar codes, I enter the prices, and whether or not we got it on sale or used coupons. At the end of the week, I transmit the info to them over the computer. We get points every week for the scans and transmitting. I also get points if I do the short surveys.

You can use the points to claim different merchandise. It takes a lot of points to get the good stuff. Once I learned to use the scanner, it doesn't take long at all. I figure I'm not doing anything anyway, so I'll try it for awhile. They use the info for marketing purposes.
post #36 of 51

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Big brother is tracking you all! LOL!
post #37 of 51
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Well, guys, i'm not doing it.

The rep was just here and she went over everything that's involved and it simply requires too much equipment, more than i'm comfortable with.

First, and this was pretty much the deciding factor for me, they want to open the cabinet of my tv and install something on the speakers inside. Second, they want to install a rather large modem behind my tv which I do not have room for.

It's all just too much so I told her that I appreciate the chance but that I was going to pass.

So it looks like i'm going to remain an average Joe with no power at all to wield over anything lol, at least i'm in good company.

BTW, because I know Frezon is going to ask, yes, she was attractive but she had a wedding band on so.
post #38 of 51

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John,

If Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles get cut, it's going to be your fault now.
post #39 of 51

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John, they told you to say this, didn't they? "Since you let the cat out of the bag, you have to pretend it was too much of a hassle. And, pretend I had a wedding ring, you naughty boy."
post #40 of 51

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How do we even know this is John posting now? Perhaps they've "disposed" of him and have taken over his account to make us think everything is OK....
post #41 of 51

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Originally Posted by Bryan X
How do we even know this is John posting now? Perhaps they've "disposed" of him and have taken over his account to make us think everything is OK....

Hmmmm. I think I know a way to check if it's really him...

Hey, John! Who's this?


post #42 of 51
Thread Starter 

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Hehe, even a mutant pod person from space who's taken my form would know Anne anywhere.
post #43 of 51

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Originally Posted by Parker Clack
Oh and johnson.
Is this official sanction that we can get all potty-mouthed in this thread?

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Originally Posted by Inspector Hammer!
BTW, because I know Frezon is going to ask, yes, she was attractive but she had a wedding band on so.
So?

Too bad you're not doing it, would've been interesting to find out what else goes on with Nielsen ratings. Though as noted, perhaps John is doing it and is now claiming otherwise as part of his contractual obligation to stay schtum...
post #44 of 51

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Originally Posted by Yee-Ming
Too bad you're not doing it, would've been interesting to find out what else goes on with Nielsen ratings. Though as noted, perhaps John is doing it and is now claiming otherwise as part of his contractual obligation to stay schtum...

It IS too bad.

Come to think of it, if we think John may be, um, not telling us the truth about actually participating as a Nielsen family...how do we know he's telling us the truth about his "relationship" with their representative!

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Originally Posted by Parker Clack
Oh and johnson.

Oh...and you doesn't have to call me Johnson!

post #45 of 51

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And you can call me Ray.
post #46 of 51

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Or you can call me Ray Jay
post #47 of 51

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Or, you can call me R. J.
post #48 of 51

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Or you can call me Sonny!
post #49 of 51

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Originally Posted by Mike Frezon
Oh...and you doesn't have to call me Johnson!
I loved that skit. I'm wondering how many people have no idea what you're referring to here! I think it's somewhat obsure.
post #50 of 51

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But you doesn't have to call me Johnson!
post #51 of 51

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Just don't call me late for dinner!
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