Re: I SAID be QUIET in the theater!
Judging by that fellow's photo it looks like his elevator doesn't go all the way to the top anyway. When I read the article I thought it was funny due to it bizarre nature. The absurdity of shooting someone in a crowded theatre because they are talking is sort of funny in a bizarre way, but the thing that really made me laugh was the double absurdity of sitting down to finish watching a movie after committing the felony of attempted murder.
I could just picture this exchange when the Cops showed up:
Cops: Sir, You're under arrest for attempted murder.
Him: Shhh! Could you be quiet? I already shot one guy for talking during this film.
Cops: We're sorry sir, but you are under arrest. You have the right to remain silent........
Him (annoyed): Can't this wait until after the movie is over? I really want to see how it ends.

I hope people don't think I'm being callous but this is how bizarre it seems to be getting nowadays.