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Scary Movie
I can't have a Comedy-Horror marathon and not watch Scary Movie! This movie mostly spoofs the movie Scream... but also spoofs some others such as I Know What You Did Last Summer, Blair Witch Project and The Sixth Sense. It even throws in a little from non-horror movies such as The Matrix. I think this is a good movie for what it is. A movie to make fun of other movies. It has some decent jokes... of course some of them are rather juvenile and sick... but it is what it is and worth checking out if you like movie spoofs.
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Buffy the Vampire Slayer
I know a lot of people that prefer the TV Series to this movie... and I agree... I do enjoy the series more... but I do still enjoy the movie as well. I find myself coming back to it multiple times. But I have no idea why I enjoy watching this movie as much as I do. It isn't particularly that funny... but all the same I still really get a kick out of it.

I just made it to 100 movies watched!
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Elvira, Mistress of the Dark
I couldn't end my Comedy-Horror marathon without getting myself a taste of Elvira! OK... what do you get out of an Elvira movie? When you think of Elvira you think cheap, cheesy and a slutty... so I ask you... what more do you need then that? This is of course nothing more then cheap, leave your brain at the door entertainment. Something to get lost in for an hour and a half. When you go into an Elvira movie the last thing you expect to find is an Oscar winner. So I think if you go into this movie expecting nothing more then cheap, cheesy and slutty you will most likely enjoy yourself. There is a few laugh in this one... but little more then that. Unless you include bad acting and silly situations... but that is all a part of what makes Elvira.
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The Day the Earth Stood Still (2008)

When I found out they were re-making this masterpiece, I was set-up to hate it. Surprisingly IMO of course, it's not the turkey I expected it to be. Maybe I'm getting soft in my old age but I actually quite enjoyed it. You have to remember though not to compare it with the original and just enjoy it for what it is. There is enough plot holes to drive a mack truck through, but no matter, it's a harmless piece of fluff, easily forgettable but enjoyable while watching.
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Epic/Religious Month Day #2:


04/02/09: GUILTY OF TREASON (Felix E. Feist, 1950)

I had never heard of this one before coming across it (via the Alpha DVD) at a local rental outlet; though I had expressed interest in watching it at the time, I did not get hold of the film until acquiring the more renowned later version of the same events – THE PRISONER (1955) – but, then, am only checking out either in time for the pious Easter season. The film deals with the famous trial in which Josef Mindszenty, a Hungarian Cardinal played here by Charles Bickford, is victimized for daring to stand up against Communism. The narrative, however, also takes in the experiences of a number of people who become involved in his plight – chiefly a local girl (Bonita Granville who, in spite of her clandestine relationship with Soviet officer Richard Derr, ends up tortured and killed for her troubles) and a middle-aged American reporter (Paul Kelly, who suffers himself at the hands of a neo-Nazi group!). Ironically, given the obvious anti-Red stance being promoted, GUILTY OF TREASON is most comparable in its preachiness to Hollywood efforts with Marxist leanings such as THE MASTER RACE (1944). As was the case with that one, too, the film under review manages to balance heavy-going (albeit clearly impassioned) politics with a variety of Noir trappings: for instance, the trial sequence is depicted in a stylized fashion – with Bickford standing in a beam of light at the center of the room while his accusers remain in the shadows. Compelling, modestly impressive and extremely well-acted, this proved a very nice surprise indeed which, in retrospect, has been unjustly neglected over the years.


04/02/09: IL PROCESSO DI SANTA TERESA DEL BAMBINO GESU` (TV) (Vittorio Cottafavi, 1967)

During his 20-year retirement from the screen, renowned former “Euro-Cult” exponent Cottafavi dabbled exclusively in TV, making all kinds of stuff; thankfully, a number of these programs have regularly turned up on late-night Italian TV over the last couple of years, though this is only the second I’ve watched. The film deals with the inquiry into the beatification of St. Theresa Of The Baby Jesus; the process involves the interrogation of several of her fellow nuns, into the nature of her life within the cloister, by three clerics – one of whom has been expressly appointed to act as Devil’s Advocate in the matter (an intense Paolo Graziosi sporting tiny rotund dark glasses, thus bringing a contemporary i.e. 1967 perspective to the table). Interestingly, what emerges says more about the interviewees themselves than it does about the subject (with a final revelation involving one of the juror’s own doubts vis-a`-vis the case at hand): while they all readily bestow piety upon her at first, as it turns out, further probing reveals that none of them seemed to like her much – being envious of the girl (who died at only 24 years of age) and essentially mystified by her behavior! For what is practically a studio-bound talk-fest, the 63-minute film proves an exercise in austerity – perfectly understandable in view of the theme involved and lending it, in this way, the intimacy which best suits the medium.


Epic/Religious Month Day #3:


04/03/09: THERESE (Alain Cavalier, 1986)

I recall this being shown one Friday afternoon while in secondary school (a Catholic college no less); rewatching THERESE now, I can’t fathom what my reaction might have been at the time – since it is far more stark (to the point where there are barely any sets!) than the Vittorio Cottafavi TV-film about the same subject which preceded the viewing. Incidentally, while the latter was interesting in depicting the inquiry into the Carmelite nun’s canonization (without her ever appearing on-screen), this purports to present her actual life – but does it in a such a fragmentary, low-key manner (evoking memories of the work of one of my favorite auteurs, Robert Bresson) as to shed no more light on her professed saintliness: in this respect, the two films are in perfect agreement…while rendering the version under review somewhat pointless! Mind you, artistically, THERESE is undeniably sound – if drawing unwarranted attention to itself (especially in the obscure insistence on detail which is sometimes decidedly revolting!) – with Catherine Mouchet’s central performance proving similarly compelling. Anyway, the film caught the critics’ attention at the time – winning a great many Cesar awards (France’s equivalent to the Oscar) and, as I intimated in my introduction, made the rounds internationally in an English-dubbed version (in spite of its limited commercial appeal).


04/03/09: THE PRISONER (Peter Glenville, 1955)

Inspired by the plight of Catholic Cardinal Josef Mindszenty behind the Iron Curtain – already the subject of a worthwhile low-budget Hollywood film, GUILTY OF TREASON (1950; see above) – this prestigious British production (based on a Bridget Boland play, who adapts her own work for the screen) boasts two powerhouse performances by Alec Guinness (as the proud Prince of the Church) and Jack Hawkins (as the wily Interrogator). Their interaction is a beauty to behold and one cannot help but be reminded how these formidable actors had already worked together in, curiously enough, MALTA STORY (1953) and, of course, would go on to do so again under David Lean’s Oscar-winning direction in THE BRIDGE ON THE RIVER KWAI (1957) and LAWRENCE OF ARABIA (1962). Although much of the running time is devoted to their rigorous one-on-one sessions (enough for it to be deemed a two-hander), the film allows (at least) another fine actor to shine: Wilfred Lawson as Guinness’ jailer who grows to respect his prisoner with time. The small cast also includes Kenneth Griffith as Hawkins’ eager-to-learn subordinate – incidentally, the latter also appeared in two episodes of Patrick McGoohan’s later cult TV series of the same name but which bore no relation to this movie! – and Raymond Huntley as Hawkins’ impatient superior. Conversely, the romantic subplot between doubting Communist Ronald Lewis and his Catholic girlfriend Jeanette Sterke seems forced and intrusive – almost like an afterthought (whereas it had been far more effectively handled in the aforementioned Hollywood treatment). But, as I said before, the film’s trump card is its gradual depiction of the evolving relationship between the two leads, which really has no equivalent in GUILTY OF TREASON (where Charles Bickford’s tormentors were various and generally shrouded in darkness). Although the main characters and the setting remain unnamed throughout (lending it a pretentious air of political allegory also missing from the earlier film), the controversial subject of THE PRISONER got it banned from participating in both the Cannes and Venice Film Festivals – although it did get nominated for 5 BAFTAs and, eventually, won a couple of other international awards.


Epic/Religious Month Day #4:


04/04/09: THE STORY OF JACOB AND JOSEPH (TV) (Michael Cacoyannis, 1974)

Several Bible-related TV films were made over the years, some by noted directors: for last year’s Easter schedule, in fact, I had included Ermanno Olmi’s GENESIS: THE CREATION AND THE FLOOD (1994) and Nicolas Roeg’s SAMSON AND DELILAH (1996); incidentally, at the time, I also caught JOSEPH AND HIS BRETHREN (1960) – which, of course, tells of the same events (or, at least, the second half of it) as the film under review. This is pretty much straightforward stuff, not particularly inspired but certainly decent; as for myself, I vaguely recalled some of the passages depicted from Catechism classes I attended in my childhood – such as when Isaac’s second-born, clean-shaven shepherd Jacob, dresses up in the hirsute guise of his sibling, the hunter Esau, in order that their dying father bless and relinquish the legacy of God’s chosen people upon him instead (while the elder son is away expressly to prove his mettle required for this great task!). Jacob then goes into exile and starts his proverbial tribe – bearing 12 sons from 4 different women (2 sisters, who are also his own cousins, and their respective servant-girls!). I enjoyed the first part slightly more than the second – where we also got the services of a respectable cast (Harry Andrews as Isaac, Colleen Dewhurst as his wife, Keith Michell as Jacob, Julian Glover as Esau and Herschel Bernardi as the wily uncle). The latter stages – with Michell stepping into the background so as to allow Tony LoBianco as the favorite among his sons, the wise-man Joseph, to take center-stage – tread more familiar ground but remain watchable, despite the inherent low-budget and flat look associated with made-for-TV productions. Joseph is thrown into a well by his jealous brothers and sold to a band of wandering traders bound for Egypt, unaccountably rises to a position of Pharaoh’s advisor and to where the Hebrews eventually assemble, until the advent of Moses. Here, too, one particular episode rang a bell – when LoBianco rejects the attentions of the slave-master’s wife, thus incurring her wrath (in this respect, both she and the actress playing Jacob’s preferred wife Rachel are quite attractive and, being foreigners, lend the proceedings the requisite exotic touch). For the record, this is the third film I have watched from director Cacoyannis: the others, while superior, were also closer to his own background – namely, ELECTRA (1962) and ZORBA THE GREEK (1964).


04/04/09: THE LIFE OF MARIA GORETTI (Augusto Genina, 1949)

I had never heard of this before its recent screening on late-night Italian TV but, checking up on HEAVEN OVER THE MARSHES (the original title’s literal translation) on the ‘Net, I realized that it was the recipient of a couple of Venice Film Festival prizes – thus worth viewing in my book. As had been the case with THE STORY OF JACOB AND JOSEPH (1974; TV) – a viewing of which preceded this one – the life story of the child Saint Maria Goretti, who was canonized for upholding her virginity at the cost of her own life, was a staple during religious doctrine classes while I was growing up. The basic plot involving simple country folk (typically played, for the most part, by non-professionals and, consequently, restricted pretty much to stereotypes) lent itself to the rigorous “Neo-Realism” style then fashionable in Italy. Even so, the film – obviously laden with melodramatic situations but, in keeping with the theme and the approach, also displaying great feeling for its pastoral setting – is uncommonly stretched to 109 minutes (so that the second half virtually presents a relentless succession of attempts upon the girl’s virtue!). For the record, I recently acquired another little-known but similarly well-regarded effort from director Genina i.e. the WWII movie BENGASI (1942) which, needless to say, takes a pro-Fascist stance.
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Went on a Brakhage binge tonight...

Garden Path - As much as I adore the visual qualities of Brakhage's hand-painted work, it's hard to take seriously as anything more than a pretty exercise. Even harder when it's intercut with footage of the man at "work", slapping paint on filmstrips in an obviously random pattern. And really, couldn't ANY burst of colors evoke a "garden path"? Lovely to look at, though. Rating: 6

Lovemaking - Formula for arthouse porn: 12% straight sex, 21% gay sex, 30% dogs fucking and 37% naked children with lots of close-ups of their genitalia. I don't know whether to feel bored, insulted, or disgusted. I do feel like I should call the cops. The "Sexual Meditation" series is leagues better than this. Rating: 2

Songs 1-14 - Brakhage only knows why these are a series, I couldn't find any particular commonality. I guess you can slap together anything you want and call it a "song". They all utilize a mish-mash of techniques we've seen before from him, and they're all pretty dull. I can't say I have a "favorite" among these, but #1, 4, 8, 13 and 14 annoyed me the least. Rating: 1-6

Preludes 1-14 - At least these have a theme, they're all the hand-painted stuff. This is my favorite kind of Brakhage. I admit, though, that's it mainly because they're trippy and beautiful to look at. Brakhage's artistic rationales for these usually sound like hogwash to me, and they are somewhat interchangeable. Also hard to take in large doses. Rating: 7-9

Pasht - This reminds me a lot of Fire of Waters, made the same year. Mostly black, mostly yawn-inducing. Picks up a little at the end. Rating: 3

The Riddle of Lumen - Meh, I was getting a little sick of Brakhage at this point. Again, this seemed pretty random but was mildly interesting. Rating: 4
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Worldly Desires - I don't know if Weerasethakul is capable of making a "normal" movie. The closest I've seen him come to conventional is a thriller/musical/comedy about a Buddhist travestite secret agent. In this short, a film crew is shooting a music video in the jungle, and a film crew is shooting a movie about a couple struggling to find some kind of fabled "treasure tree". Questions abound... are they the same film crew? Is it maybe even the same film? Weerasethakul occasionally cuts away to enigmatic, peaceful images of the jungle... and eventually undercuts them by having the film crew comment over them. One searches for answers in the title: the girl in the music video desires a love like her parents had, the couple desires the tree (and each other), the crew desires a good film. What does Weerasethakul (a.k.a. Joe) desire? Is it simply an unusual tribute to the jungle, as the end titles seem to suggest? Does he himself even know? Do any of us? An intriguing little piece. Rating: 8


Thirdworld - Another Weerasethakul short, but not very engaging this time. It's intended to demystify the "exoticness" of Thailand, which I guess it does because it's so drab. The voiceover is people talking without knowing they're being recorded. Most of this is pretty dull too... the most interesting part is a guy describing a dream (and people talking about their dreams is usually boring as hell). Unusual, perhaps, but it doesn't invite much interpretation like his other work. Disappointing. Rating: 5


Joy Division - There has certainly been a lot of celluloid spilled over Ian Curtis in recent years, but he's worthy of the attention. Of all the musicians who departed too soon, I think Curtis is the most tragic. Two entirely brilliant albums, a handful of equally brilliant singles... and that's it. I deeply love New Order's music as well, but I wish I could visit a parallel universe where Ian Curtis lives on, somehow having overcome his demons but still creating such profoundly moving work. As for this documentary, it's pretty straightforward: light on the stock footage (except for performances) and heavy on reflective interviews from the band and various other related figures (I think this is the first time I've seen film of Richard Kirk outside of the "Sensoria" video). It tells the story in a satisfying manner, mostly chronological, putting things into perspectively emotionally and culturally. Like Control, the film ends with "Atmosphere", but it's such a perfect song that I didn't mind at all. Rating: 8
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Superhero Movie
I normally really enjoy movie spoofs... and I normally love Superhero movies... so I went into this one fully expecting I would enjoy it.But I cam out of it with mixed feelings.There was parts of it that I really enjoyed... and yet parts that I found a little too stupid. I also didn't really care too much for the ending they chose. I found I liked the alternate ending better then the one they used. So even though I will enjoy this movie from time to time when I want to see something just stupid and silly... for the most part I am let down with this one. I wouldn't say to the point that I am sorry I bought it... more like I wish I would have waited till the price went down to under $10.
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Blood Angels
This movie was a complete blind buy for me. Never even heard of it till I found it on sale cheap. Naturally going into this one I expected much of nothing. And even with the very low expectations I still wasn't able to get into this movie much. I mean it had a couple moments when it was decent... but for the most part... it just sucked. The acting definitely left some to be desired. The CGI effects were for the most part just laughable. At one point I even dosed off during the movie as it failed to keep my interest. The only thing this movie really has going for it is pretty women. But to be fair... I have seen worse.
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Date Movie
OK... for those that don't know... a little back story on this one. I spotted this movie in the Wal-Mart bargain bin... but knew nothing about it. I grabbed it up quick though... just because I saw Alyson Hannigan (Willow on Buffy) on the cover... and I liked her on Buffy (and now on How I Met Your Mother). When I started talking about buying it online all I heard was how awful it was... so I find the trailer online. And unfortunately I didn't like the looks of the trailer at all. Even though it was cheap I wanted to watch it to be sure I wouldn't like it. But obviously I went into it with very low expectations. Even with the low expectations I wasn't prepared for this awful mess. Even Alyson Hannigan couldn't save this movie. After only 20 minutes I was prepared to turn it off and say forget it... but I really wanted to make it through this movie. I wasn't even able to managed 1 or 2 chuckles from this one. The jokes in this movie were either gross or just not funny. I will give this movie a half of a star for the appearance of Alyson Hannigan... but the movie itself was not worth the little money I paid for it.
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Epic/Religious Month Day #5:


04/05/09: VOICE OF SILENCE (G. W. Pabst, 1953)

Another aspect of my Catholic upbringing that I recall from my childhood days are Lenten Services which, apart from this obscure Italian movie emanating from the twilight years of the great German director G. W. Pabst, I do not think I have really ever seen dealt with in the cinema. For the uninitiated, Ash Wednesday inaugurates a period of solemnity, penance and contemplation for devout Christians all around the world that effectively ends on Easter Sunday. During this time, one is expected to give up on some of his daily cravings especially for sweets and dessert – equivalent to the 40 days of fasting that Jesus Christ spent in the desert by himself. Likewise, Christians are called to Church for special meetings called Lenten Services – that are generally sorted by category: married couples, singles, senior citizens, professionals, religious societies, social clubs, etc. – in which they reflect on The Gospel and how it applies to the world today. Well, VOICE OF SILENCE brings together several Italians to one such meeting for professionals presided over by an elderly priest (Eduardo Ciannelli): politician Jean Marais, candle manufacturer Aldo Fabrizi, former soldier Daniel Gelin, a pulp novelist and even a thief! Gradually, we come to realize that each member of the congregation has his own personal demon to confront – Marais cannot bring himself to forget (or forgive) that one of his sabotage missions while with the Resistance caused the death of 3 innocent civilian bystanders; Fabrizi’s trade is being threatened by a loss in demand due to the introduction of synthetic candles; Gelin is not only tubercular but, having been given up for dead, cannot bear the humiliation of seeing his former wife walking around the streets of Rome with her new husband and their kids; the novelist sets out to write the Great Italian Novel but, begrudgingly and on the advise of his Macchiavellian agent (Paolo Stoppa), countered continual rejection by selling himself short and give the common people the lurid reading material they seemed to hunger for, and so on. Within the Church walls themselves, a young priest is having a faith crisis and is almost on the point of quitting his calling before fate intervenes in the film’s closing sequence. As usual, the rotund, bug-eyed Fabrizi can be relied upon to provide fleeting moments of hilarity as he forms an unlikely alliance with the thief, in an attempt to come out on top of his particular dilemma – despite the imposition of enjoying no contact with the outside world throughout the duration of the Services. In his first of two films that he made in Italy, Pabst has (for the most part) understandably relinquished the visual stylistics that had made him a force to be reckoned with during the Silent/early Talkie era but, while perhaps being a minor work within his distinguished canon, VOICE OF SILENCE is still sufficiently well-acted, sensitively handled and altogether unusual to make it a satisfactory viewing.


04/05/09: FRANCESCO [Edited U.S. Theatrical Version] (Liliana Cavani, 1989)

This is the fourth film I have watched on the subject, following efforts by similarly renowned directors: Roberto Rossellini’s THE FLOWERS OF ST. FRANCIS (1950), Michael Curtiz’ FRANCIS OF ASSISI (1961) and Franco Zeffirelli’s BROTHER SUN SISTER MOON (1972); curiously enough, Cavani had already dealt with the titular saint’s life in her acclaimed (if rarely-screened) 1966 debut feature with Lou Castel. This particular version, then, got some mileage out of the fact that the lead role would be essayed by Hollywood bad boy Mickey Rourke – other than that, there seemed to be little discernible point in making yet another trip to this particular well…unless Cavani, the controversial lady behind THE NIGHT PORTER (1974), relished the opportunity of ‘realistic’ wallowing in the squalor inherent in the medieval setting (even including some unwarranted gore and full-frontal nudity). Rourke seems more mystified than mystic, wrong-headedly approaching the role as if it were an “Angry Young Man” type!; in that respect, the spiritual calling experienced by the nobleman of Assisi is distinctly unconvincing here (while his acknowledged affection for animals is barely touched upon) – with the result that the entire film is seldom inspiring. Interestingly, events play out in flashback – with St. Francis’ disciples gathered to reminisce subsequent to his death: prominence, and an atypical though much-needed female perspective, is given to his former love (forcefully played by Helena Bonham Carter). While his work usually proved an asset to any film, Vangelis’s electronic score in this case is clearly out-of-place and hardly memorable. Finally, the print on the budget DVD I watched was quite horrendous: apart from being the choppy U.S. theatrical version (which was cut down by almost 40 minutes from the Italian original), it sported a hazy sub-VHS quality and, at one point, even duplicated a few seconds of film within the same scene!


Epic/Religious Month Day #6:


04/06/09: THE MISTRESS OF ATLANTIS (G. W. Pabst, 1932)

COMRADESHIP (1931) can be said to have marked the relative end of the most fruitful period in the career of renowned German film-maker G. W. Pabst that had seen him create a handful of classics of World Cinema; in fact, his next venture was a very ambitious undertaking – an adaptation (in distinct German, French and English-language versions) of Pierre Benoit’s epic adventure novel L’ATLANTIDE – but one that, in hindsight, would prove only partially successful. Another distinguished film-maker, Frenchman Jacques Feyder, had already made a celebrated stab at the material as a 3-hour Silent epic in 1921 and, over the years, other established film-makers – John Brahm, Frank Borzage, Edgar G. Ulmer, Vittorio Cottafavi, George Pal, Ruggero Deodato, Bob Swaim and even “Walt Disney” – would find themselves attracted to the subject of the mythical lost empire. Admittedly, I have never read Benoit’s original source and this 1932 English-language version is the first cinematic adaptation of it that I am watching but, is not Atlantis supposed to be an undersea kingdom? In fact, a recent study even went so far as to imply that the island of Malta (from where I hail) might well have formed part of Atlantis centuries ago! How come, therefore, that here (and, reportedly, likewise the other adaptations) it is situated in sandy desert dunes? A criticism leveled at the Feyder film had been that his choice of leading lady (the entrancing Queen of Atlantis) was all wrong but Pabst certainly got that bit down perfectly when he cast Brigitte Helm – best-known for playing the two Marias in Fritz Lang’s METROPOLIS (1927) as Antinea. The plot has a little of H. Rider Haggard’s SHE about it as two legionnaires stumble onto Atlantis in the Sahara desert and lose themselves within its labyrinthine dungeons replete with Antinea’s past male conquests that have either gone mad or been mummified! The two male leads seemed slightly overage to me but, in any case, whatever acting capabilities they might possess would essentially have been dwarfed by the awesome sets and imaginative camerawork. As a matter of fact, this is where the film’s main fault lies: the protagonists’ plight never moves us as it should, even when one kills the other over Antinea or when, after her terrible secret is revealed to him, the survivor decides to go back to Atlantis anyway. The fleeting appearances of an eccentric ‘prisoner’ of Antinea (who speaks with a distinctly upper-class British accent and sports a Daliesque moustache) adds to the fun quotient but, overall, the stilted rendition of the dialogue (even Helm utters her own scarce lines in English) is on a par with other films from the early Talkie era. For the record, although every listing I have checked of this film gives its running time as 87 minutes, the version I watched ran for just 78! Incidentally, a movie I should be catching up with presently – DESERT LEGION (1953) with Alan Ladd, Richard Conte and Arlene Dahl – is said to have been partially inspired by Benoit’s L’ATLANTIDE itself!


04/06/09: ERIK THE VIKING (Mario Caiano, 1965)

The Italian brand of low-brow Viking sagas was never exactly impressive but, having said that, I somehow expected this beloated example to be better than it was…even if, admittedly, director Caiano’s work (this is the 9th example I have watched of it thus far) seldom rose above second-rate. Anyway, the film is an average Norse epic with little to commend it apart from the fact that the plot is somewhat unusual: in fact, here, the Vikings uncharacteristically take to the seas in search of new land (though the prologue insists it is an authentic account) and which, invariably, leads them to the Americas – centuries before Christopher Columbus ever set foot on it! This section, then, supplies the whole with an added – yet rather incongruous, hardly original and decidedly boring (especially the regrettable Pocahontas-type romance) – exotic touch. Otherwise, we get the usual formula i.e. comic relief (via the antics of a learned Greek) and a lecherous wimp of a villain (ostensibly ruling the country in unison with the titular hero, played by a bland Giuliano Gemma). The former sends a couple of assassins (a hammy Gordon Mitchell, actually top-billed, and Eduardo Fajardo, who is actually not that bad here) along for the ride to ensure that Erik does not come back…since he obviously has designs on his share of the wealth as well as his beloved back home. Also worth mentioning, for what it is worth, is the surprising viciousness of some of the action set-pieces – with the director providing a handful of bloodied faces in gratuitous close-up!


Epic/Religious Month Day #7:


04/07/09: ONE MILLION B.C. (Hal Roach and Hal Roach Jr., 1940)

Although I am not that much of a fan of the 1966 Hammer color remake to begin with – or caveman epics in general – I had always been intrigued by the original 1940 black-and-white version which, apart from being arguably Hal Roach’s most ambitious undertaking, was (ostensibly) a pioneering work in special effects and, furthermore, served to give Victor Mature his first starring role. Although a friend of mine (who is the No. 1 fan of the latter that I know of) does have a 16mm print of this under its British title MAN AND HIS MATE, I eventually managed to track it down via a TCM USA screening. Having now watched it for myself, I cannot say that it has served to endear the genre in my eyes or make the thin plot any more compelling than in the Hammer version. Firstly, the special effects may have been nominated for an Oscar, have a primitive [sic] charm about them and been re-utilized in many another cheap production thereafter (notably the abysmal ROBOT MONSTER [1953]) but the various anachronistic dinosaurs look far too much like magnified-lizards-shot-on-miniature-sets to be believably dangerous; a long-drawn out battle between two such ‘monsters’ is a particular liability! Besides, the grunt-laden ‘dialogue’ grows alternately silly and tiresome as the film progresses; at least, the film-makers have provided a prologue in which modern day travelers take shelter from the rain in a cave and a residing(?) anthropologist entertains them by interpreting the age-old illustrations on the walls as re-enacted by themselves. At the age of just 33, Lon Chaney Jr. is made up to look much older and play Mature’s dad while the latter – sporting a full head of hair a decade before SAMSON AND DELILAH (1949) – appears decidedly schoolboyish; still, what is even harder to accept is how blonde Carole Landis blossomed amidst these surroundings! This is not to say that the film is unentertaining or badly made because it really is not; in fact, the climactic volcano eruption is very well staged and the film’s undeniable highlight, the set decoration appropriately atmospheric and Werner R. Heymann’s rousing score was deservedly singled out by the Academy for Oscar consideration. Incidentally, for years it was believed that forgotten cinema pioneer D. W. Griffith – whose famous two-reeler MAN’S GENESIS (1912) may well have inspired the film to begin with – had been actively involved in the production before getting the sack from Roach, but his contribution has since been disputed as having been all too minimal (unless our resident Griffith expert wants to give his informed account of the matter).


04/07/09: HERCULES THE INVINCIBLE (Alvaro Mancori, 1964)

This is easily among the lamest peplums to emerge out of Italian cinema during that subgenre’s heyday: in this respect, muscular lead Dan Vadis certainly proved consistent since his efforts in this vein are all quite terrible! Anyway, this starts off with one of the most side-splitting Anglicized cast lists ever that bears repeating in full here: apart from Vadis himself, we have Ken Klark, Jannette Barton, Red Ross, Sand Beanty, Kirk Bert, Kriss Moss, Jannette Le Roy, Paul Mac Lee, Pat Kein, Angel Pat, Flow Garden, Tago Convers, Albert Cardiff and, finally, Al World for director!! – but equally hilarious are the hero’s intermittent fights with a variety of incredibly fake-looking wild animals (a lion and a bear) and monsters (a dragon that looks more like a dinosaur!)…though he also survives getting torn apart by a bunch of real elephants in the arena! Worse still is the obligatory comic relief courtesy of a cowardly elderly sidekick that is truly unbearable to behold. Having watched a handful of such undemanding and virtually interchangeable fare back-to-back, I can hardly recall what the plot was all about: I do know, however, that much is made of the fact that the aforementiond dragon's smallest tooth has all-important magic powers that, needless to say, are craved by a Fu Manchu-type potentate who incongruously turns up at some point, to little effect…


Epic/Religious Month Day #8:


04/08/09: THE MIGHTY URSUS (Carlo Campogalliani, 1961)

This is one of 4 films I will be watching during this Easter Epic marathon revolving around the titular muscle-bound hero (inspired by a character in QUO VADIS [1951]). In the long run, this proved to be a tolerable outing (with a script co-written by Sergio Sollima) – though it nearly shot itself in the foot immediately, with the silly quasi-Alpine chanting accompanying the opening credits (especially unwarranted in the wake of a massacre which had just occurred in the prologue moments before!). Ed Fury is a serviceable lead as these films go; also in the cast is a very young Soledad Miranda (though nearly 10 more years would have to pass before she rose to minor stardom in a handful of Jess Franco movies, which eventually developed into a cult following her tragic death soon after). The plot sees the hero returning from war only to discover that his intended (Moira Orfei) has been abducted; so, he sets out in search of her with a devoted but blind slave/shepherdess in tow (who, amazingly, regains her sight when she gets hit in the head by a bull in the arena!). Incidentally, the latter animal – whom Ursus also fought in the aforementioned Hollywood epic milestone – unaccountably beats Fury (or, more precisely, his stand-in) to a pulp before the latter can muster enough strength (or is that anger?) to overpower it! As it happens, Orfei is revealed to have turned cruel and evil in the interim, getting her just desserts in the end…which, of course, leaves the hero free rein with the gushing shepherdess.


04/08/09: DAMON AND PYTHIAS (Curtis Berhardt, 1962)

Although I had heard of the titular historical characters – probably from a Greek mythology class I sat for in Secondary School – I had never read or seen their tale until now, via this rather lifeless and turgid peplum that was, until some time ago, a staple of TCM UK’s schedule. The leads are likable enough as played by Guy Williams (from Disney’s “Zorro” TV-series in his penultimate theatrical feature) and Don Burnett (also in his next-to-last film, he was a dead ringer for Rock Hudson but much less charismatic), their inevitable love interests are, respectively, attractive (Liana Orfei) and histrionic (Ilaria Occhini), while the villainous Tyrant of Syracuse (the film’s original Italian title) was portrayed by a favorite Italian character actor who made his fair share of these things – Arnoldo Foa` who also speaks his own lines in serviceable English! Actually, the latter’s belated introduction breathes new life into the film making the second half far more compelling as Greek Burnett defies his Sicilian enemies to prove that his Pythagorian creed of “The Brotherhood of Man” (perpetrated by persecuted philosopher Andrea Bosic) by replacing Sicilian thief Williams who has, uncharacteristically, exchanged places with Burnett on the executioner’s block because of the latter’s impending fatherhood! Therefore, it is rather unfortunate that, despite some interesting international credentials in the direction (German Bernhardt, who would curiously himself retire after making just one more film!) and screenwriting (British playwright Bridget Boland and Hollywood veteran Samuel Marx) departments, DAMON AND PYTHIAS does not emerge a better movie in the long run – even when compared to most of the less-than-inspired product along the same lines being churned out by contemporary Italian B-grade film-makers.


Epic/Religious Month Day #9:


04/09/09: REVENGE OF URSUS (Luigi Capuano, 1961)

Despite a meaningless title and a lead (Samson Burke!) who gives new meaning to the word “wooden”, this is not too bad for what is essentially a formulaic muscleman effort. The plot is typically chockful of court intrigues within Ursus’ camp – by way of the King’s deceitful rotund consultant who contrives to have his own master killed, Ursus convicted of the crime and appointing bald-headed Livio Lorenzon (an above-average village who keeps a leopard for a pet) as his people’s new ruler; a couple of attractive ladies: one good (Ursus’ fiancée`, of course) and one evil (who, clad in an iron mask, even disguises herself as the latter at the King’s wedding ceremony!); and, to up the suspense factor somewhat, an independent-minded kid brother for the hero (from whom he tries to keep his superhuman past by posing as an indefatigable farmer)! For what it is worth, at one point the action once again requires Ursus to engage in a tug-of-war with a number of elephants…although here he needs their impending threat to his little sibling for him to eventually manage in suppressing them!


04/09/09: THE GOOD THIEF (Pasquale Festa Campanile, 1981)

This was a highly unlikely but surprisingly effective and enjoyable venture for Italian cinema to undertake at the start of the 1980s: the fanciful story of ‘The Good Thief’ who ended up being crucified next to Jesus Christ on Golgotha Hill. Then-popular comic Enrico Montesano is ideally cast in the title role of a confidence trickster who roams the streets of Galilee forever in search of the next merchant to sell his defective goods to (passing off a black goat – harbinger of bad luck – as white by painting it!; a dead dog, sold for his silvery skin, which jumps back to life upon hearing its master’s whistle, etc.) or the next gullible simpleton to impress with his ‘magical’ skills (changing water into wine via a tube hidden inside his robe attached to his arms, etc.). Naturally, he does not take kindly to the appearance of Jesus (a very understated and virtually silent appearance by regular Euro-Cult tough guy Claudio Cassinelli) who, not only seems to impinge on his territory, but also seemingly outdoes his every trick with the greatest of ease and the minimum of fuss! Despite its reverent subject, being ostensibly an Italian comedy of its time and co-starring the bountiful Edwige Fenech (playing Lazarus’ cousin, a has-been leper whore!) no less, one could hardly fail to find nudity here…although, surprisingly enough, the film’s sexiest episode involves distinguished French actress Bernadette Lafont who, as the nymphomaniac wife of a Roman aristocrat, indulges in some prolonged posterior playtime with her willing slave Montesano!! Another ingredient that comes with the territory is crude humor of the scatological variety and this is exhibited via Montesano’s encounter with a bunch of Roman soldiers who, entrapping him in a grave, first force him to display his circumcised organ and, then, to repay the favor douse him in collective piss!! Incongruously, this is then followed by the film’s most poignant sequence when the soldiers callously shoot dead his fateful dog (that, amusingly, had previously served as Montesano’s ‘eye’ during card games)! Furthermore, director Festa Campanile (who was also the author of the controversial original source novel) cleverly makes his hapless protagonist a witness to Christ’s ministry long before their fateful meeting on Good Friday: he shares a beggars’ banquet at the Cana Wedding; he sees a lame man being cured; he goes to the Sermon on the Mount when the miracle of the multiplication of the bread and fish to feed the masses is performed; he is there to observe His walk on water; he is the one to benefit (albeit for a short-term) from Christ telling a wealthy acolyte to go dispose of his every earthly possession and follow Him, etc. Strangely enough, however, the all-important Cruxifiction scene is rather carelessly dealt with, as if the film-makers where impatient to wrap things up! In any case, their decision to shoot in Tunisia pays dividends in an authentic recreation of the times and the ubiquitous Ennio Morricone supplies a jaunty music score that pleases the ear without taxing one’s memory.
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Dance of the Dead
This is another Blind Buy that I picked up cheap at Walmart... before even seeing the trailer for it. Matter of fact I see now I barely skimmed the back of the case because I didn't realize till I got it home that it is a Comedy-Horror. Which is no problem at all since I do enjoy those types usually. After the last 3 movies I watched... I am going into this movie hesitantly... as I haven't really had much luck yet with the movies I have watched this weekend. I needed to pull out of this slump! And I am happy to say that this movie did that for me. It is far from the best zombie movie I ever seen. The first half hour setup was a little on the slow side. And the effects were not the best I ever seen. But it was still a fun movie to watch. The comedy in this one wasn't laugh out loud funny... more light-heartedly entertaining. I might have gotten one or 2 small chuckles out of it at the most. But over-all I would feel confident in recommending this move.
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Arrest in Chinatown, San Francisco, CA (1887)

Edison short pretty much shows us what the title says in 24-seconds. We see a group of people standing around watching something and then a few seconds later we see the police pulling away with a Chinese man arrested. From what I read at The Library of Congress, not too much is known about this film so you could think that a cameraman just saw what was going on, filmed it and then Edison released it into theaters. The LOC suggest that perhaps this man was doing illegal immigration and perhaps that is what led to his arrest. Either way, there's nothing too ground breaking here but if you're a fan of early cinema then it remains interesting.

Arrival of the Governor General, Lord Minto, at Quebec (1902)

The title pretty much tells you everything you'll need to know for this Edison short running just under two-minutes. Governor General along with Countess of Minto and their household are crossing an icy river. Once again, you can't really judge these early films as entertainment but instead they're best viewed as a history lesson. With that in mind this is a very interesting short because it was nice seeing how people would deal with a frozen river back in the day. The footage is in pretty good shape as we see the action taking place.

Artist's Dilemma, The (1901)

Edison short which was clearly influenced by the work of Georges Melies. In the film a painter is sleeping when a woman walks out of a grandfather clock and asks him to paint her. Before he can do so a clown comes out of the clock and decides to do a magic painting. This is a pretty good magic film even though it's easy to tell how the trick is actually being done. In terms of comedy I didn't laugh much as I didn't find the clown all that funny but this really didn't take away from any of the entertainment. The main point was to enjoy the magic trick and that I did.

Artist's Dream, An (1900)

A "magic" film from the Edison Studios once again borrows heavily from the French master Georges Melies. This time out an artist is sleeping when Mephisto appears and signals two pictures to come to life. Running just over a minute this film makes for some great entertainment even though the movie isn't quite as funny as it tries to be. The big trick here was the actual magic trick and it comes off very well. The special effects are easy to see how they were done but that really doesn't take away any of the entertainment. Fans of early cinema will certainly want to check this out even though it can't touch the best work from Melies.

Astor Battery on Parade (1899)

The Astor Battery became famous after the Spanish-American war and these young men are on display in this Edison short, which was shot on Saturday, January 21, 1899. We see a parade cross Broadway onto Union Square with the mounted police, the band and then the Astor Battery. The footage of this short is still in very good condition, which adds a lot considering how little footage is available of these men. Needless to say the real entertainment comes from seeing these real life men and as a history lesson this film is quite important.

Astor Tramp, The (1899)

A tramp walks into a room at the lavished Waldorf-Astoria and decides to take a nap when the rich woman who belongs in the room walks in and catches him. This Edison short was clearly meant to be a comedy and while it doesn't really get any laughs, it still manages to be quite entertaining. I'm not sure how many films dealing with the funny tramp had been made up to 1899 but I'm going to guess this was one of the first. The second part (of the two minute film) deals with the tramp outside the hotel reading a paper, which I'm really not sure what the point was. Fans of early cinema will want to watch this but others might want to stay clear.

Aunt Sallie's Wonderful Bustle (1901)

Aunt Sallie is standing with a gentleman when a gust of wind comes along and blows her bonnet off her head. She decides to follow it but this is where the fun starts. This Edison short is another trick film in the same vein as something we'd expect from Melies. The special effects here aren't really that special but I did get a kick out of what happened after the fall. You expect a certain thing to happen but it never does and instead we get a joke that really comes out of no where. The film runs just under a minute so there's not much story wise but what's here is pretty good.

Automobile Parade (1900)

Edison film, which shows up just what the title suggests. The film was made on November 4, 1899 in downtown Manhattan. From what I've read this was the very first automobile parade so on that note this is very much worth watching. I'm really not too smart when it comes to cars but there are at least ten different models on display here with some appearing to be steam powered with others being electrical. I'm sure a bigger expert could give you the exact models but it was a lot of fun seeing them. I'm not sure if it was the print quality but there appears to be a snow storm going on.

Band Drill (1894)

This Edison film runs a very short 20-seconds but from a historic point of view it remains quite entertaining. In the short running time we see a group of men performing a section from the play "The Milk White Flag", which was apparently very popular back in the day. Not knowing much about bands I really can't say too much on what you're actually seeing but those with a fancy for these types of film will do doubt want to see this.

Screen Actors (1950) No Director Credited

Film buffs will certainly get a kick out of this short, which tries to show how actors are just like real people. The film talks about the early days of actors when they had to travel by stagecoach and then we get to see how some famous faces like to enjoy their free time. We see Clark Gable on a farm, Lionel Barrymore writing music and we also get to see Donna Reed, Gene Autry, Joan Crawford, Donald Crisp, Bing Crosby, Ava Gardner, Greer Garson, Joel McCrae, Gene Kelly and many others. If you're a fan of film and like seeing major stars together then you'll get a kick out of this short even though the majority of the material is from other movies. We also get a brief look at how the SAG meets as well as some room donated by famous actors for those just starting out.
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Iron Man
This is my second viewing of this movie since I bought it back in January. And even on the second viewing I enjoyed every second of this movie! Sure there was some things that was really unbelievable in the storyline... like being able to create the suit he did in captivity... without the captors being any the wiser about it. But you know... I really didn't mind it. It actually worked for me. Robert Downey, Jr. is awesome in the role... which was a surprise to me... I mean he is a fine actor but I normally don't care for him. But in this case he was the perfect fit for the character of Tony Stark.
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Mo' Better Blues - I admit that I generally prefer very natural-sounding dialogue, but I can deal with stylized dialogue when it's done right. I'm not quite sure what "right" is, but I know it when I hear it. Maybe it's when you hear the characters speaking, and not the writer. I confess there's a ton of his work I haven't seen yet, but Spike Lee has a problem with this, at least in his early career. Only in Do the Right Thing (so far) are the characters strong enough to make it sound like their voices and not Lee's. In this movie, most of it just sounded like Lee trying to be clever, rhythmic, or profound. I think the other major mistake here is trying to make a star out of Cynda Williams (as in, the opening credits ending with "And introducing..."). She's just bland... unconvincing as an actress, doesn't sing that great, has no spark, and frankly I don't think she's all that attractive either. Fortunately she doesn't dominate the picture, but she's definitely the weak link in otherwise decent cast. Besides that, the film is, well, merely passable. I didn't hate it, but didn't think it worked as either a tribute to jazz or a compelling character profile or a contemporary romance. It has its moments, though, and credit must be given to Ernest Dickerson's colorful photography and Denzel Washington's usual excellence. Rating: 6


Jungle Fever - A big mess. Do the Right Thing is hardly a subtle film, but it tackled issues of racism in ways that were fresh, explosive, thought-provoking and unique. This is just a big ball of hate that feels absurdly misguided and outdated. Granted, even today you almost never see interracial relationships in the media, but the subject has been addressed since at least 1965 and A Patch of Blue. Lee exaggerrates the issues to ridiculous extremes. I dunno, I grew up in a very integrated neighborhood and of course I can never see it the way a black person sees it, but most of these characters feel more like paranoid nightmares than actual people. The subplot with Samuel L. Jackson as the crackhead brother was somewhat clichéd but far more interesting... although it seemed to belong to entirely different film. Also, the ending is horrible, and the opening is even worse. Those cheesy signpost credits and that awful song (I love Stevie Wonder, but "Jungle Fever" is a terrible, terrible song). But at least this time the dialogue is fairly well-written, and the performances are all pretty good. Rating: 4


Crooklyn - Well, after those last two, this semi-autobiographical family portrait was a really nice surprise. Told primarily from the perspective of young Troy (no doubt a stand-in for Spike's sister Joie), a girl of 10 years old in roughly 1973, dealing with four brothers, her struggling parents, and various characters from the neighborhood. Lee's political sledgehammers are barely anywhere to be seen, leaving a sweet, heartfelt mixture of nostalgia and comedy and drama that rings true. He throws in a few surreal touches: RuPaul dancing/flirting/arguing at a convenience store in slow motion, an impressive shot in a nightmare scene involving two local glue sniffers, and most notably an extended period when Troy visits wealthier relatives in the South and the camera skews the perspective (although I wondered if it was supposed to go to a wider aspect ratio and the DVD was just authored incorrectly... either way it's a clever and effective trick). He's got to stop doing that thing of putting actors on a dolly track, though... I swear it's in every film I've seen by him. The performances are excellent across the board. Always reliable Alfre Woodard is tough but sympathetic as the mother, Delroy Lindo is slackerish but sympathetic as the father, and all the kids are pretty good too. Even if the film isn't especially groundbreaking, I thoroughly enjoyed it, and it's now one of my favorites by Lee. And I've got to add a special mention for the soundtrack, a terrific collection of period gems like "Ooh Child", "Pusherman", "Pass the Peas"... the list goes on and on. Rating: 8


Clockers - Middling gangsters-in-the-projects tale. Coming a few years after Straight Out of Brooklyn, Boyz n tha Hood, and Menace II Society, it feels like a little late and doesn't bring much new to the table, but it's still watchable without any major missteps. I didn't feel like I cared as much about Strike as Lee wanted me to... a lot of mystery is built up over whether or not he's the one who shot Daryl, but does it really matter? The guy sells drugs, and as we're constantly reminded throughout the film, that's being a death dealer anyway. Also, dolly shot AGAIN. I can understand having a signature shot, but this is getting ridiculous. Besides that, no complaints, just seems kind of like a throwaway film without anything I haven't seen before. Rating: 7
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Looney Tunes Golden Collection Vol. 1 Discs 1 & 2


High Diving Hare (1949) Friz Freleng

Classic animation has Bugs Bunny hosting a carnival side show that promises a high diving act but when that act can't show up Yosemite Sam forces the rabbit to take his place. Of course, things don't go as planned for poor Sam. This is a very entertaining short from the Looney Tunes series that manages to have some great laughs and some very good animation. Whenever Bugs and Sam go against one another you can expect a lot of fun and that's exactly what we get here. There are numerous great scenes but all of them center around one joke and that's Sam having to take the dives instead of Bugs. It's something small but I love the animation of Sam's whiskers when he's falling.

Bully for Bugs (1953) Chuck Jones

Fun Looney Tunes short has Bugs Bunny taking a wrong turn and ending up inside a bullring. Being a comedy, Bugs soon finds himself up against the meanest and toughest bull around. It seems everyone has a favorite Looney Tunes short and while I know this is a favorite to many, to me it's just a good one. Not classic but still very entertaining. There are many funny scenes but my favorite involves one of the final jokes of the bull going through a trap set by Bugs, which starts with some grease and ends with some TNT. The animation is very good as Jones keeps the action moving. Another strong gag deals with the bull accidentally swallowing a gun, which leads to some nice action.

Rabbit's Kin (1952) Robert McKimson

The dimwitted Pete Puma (a lion) chases a baby rabbit into a hole not knowing that Bugs Bunny lives there. Of course Bugs has a few tricks up his sleeve to teach the dumb lion. This is yet another classic entry in the series that manages to be very funny even though I can't stand one of the characters. The film's biggest weakness to me is the young rabbit who I just find too annoying to really be entertained by him. Outside of that this short offers up many laughs and a lot of the credit has to go to the Puma character. The dumbness of this character is top notch and the running joke involving lumps are priceless. The ending with Puma giving himself lumps is hysterical as are many of the teaching methods of Bugs.

Water, Water Every Hare (1952) Chuck Jones

A great imagination is really what pushes this Looney Tunes short into the classic territory. A flood forces Bugs Bunny out of his hole when he ends up in a strange castle where a deranged scientist puts Rudolph, a red headed monster onto him. This is one of the more famous shorts in the series and it's easy to see why because of the brains known as Chuck Jones. Not only is his animation of Rudolph, the scientist and the robot monster all perfect but he also does plenty of small things that many might not notice. One of my favorite moments is when the hole is flooded and Bugs gets up to get a drink of water. While walking back the top of his ears are outside the water and while many might not see the comedy here I see it as a small, magical moment by Jones. There are plenty of laughs from start to finish as Bugs is in classic shape and he's got two great villains to work with.

Big House Bunny (1950) Friz Freleng

Hilarious Looney Tunes short has Bugs Bunny accidentally digging into a prison where guard (Yosemite) Sam Schultz plans on keeping him. The hard trying Sam doesn't know who he's up against though. This here is one of my favorite shorts as it contains non-stop action, rather violent scenes and one hilarious moment after another. I think this is one short where every sequence could be considered classic and that's saying a whole lot considering how great the series was. There are countless great moments here but I'd have to say my favorite is the scene where Bugs dresses up like Sam's boss and of course this goes badly for Sam in two ways. Another great sequence is Bug's first prison escape.

Big Top Bunny (1951) Robert McKimson

Minor Looney Tunes has Bugs Bunny becoming partners with Bruno, the Slobokian Bear who isn't happy about having to share the spotlight. During their carnival act Bruno tries to destroy Bugs but things end up working out the opposite. This isn't a classic short or even a very good one but it does manage to get a few laughs, which make it worth watching. The best joke is during the finale where the two argue as to which one will jump hundreds of feet into some cement. One of the biggest problems with this short is the bear, which just comes off as a rather weak character. I really didn't care too much for his look, talk or any of his actions. Bugs is his typical classic self though.

My Bunny Lies Over the Sea (1948) Chuck Jones

Lesser short from the Looney Tunes series has Bugs Bunny ending up in Scotland where he destroys a man's bagpipes so he gets challenged at a game of golf. This has never been one of my favorites and it was actually even weaker than I remembered it being. There are really two jokes in this short with the first half dealing with Scotland and the second half dealing with golf. Neither contain any major laugh even though both halves feature some nice imagination. While the imagination is nice none of it ever captures too many laughs as most of the jokes fall flat on their face. The final joke of the film isn't too bad but this is easily one that could be skipped.

Wabbit Twouble (1941) Robert Clampett

Masterpiece animated short has Elmer Fudd going to Jellostone National Park so that he can get some west and welaxation but instead he finds himself camping in the back yard of Bugs Bunny who decides to torment him. While neither character are in their traditional classic look that really means nothing as this short delivers some of the biggest laughs of the series. There were countless scenes so funny that I had tears running down my face because on one hand Fudd is the perfect goof ball to see tormented but on the other hand you can't help but love him for how dumb he is. The scene where Bugs makes him think it's night and then day is classic as is the scene where Bugs pretends to be a grizzly bear before the real one shows up. The final sequence is also rather hilarious as Fudd finally suffers his breakdown.

Ballot Box Bunny (1951) Friz Freleng

Another winning Looney Tunes episode this time finds Yosemite Sam running for Mayor when Bugs Bunny shows up and decides to run against him. With the two in a battle for the job you just know one of them are going to get blown up. The word explosion is the key here because there are many throughout the short and all of them get some very big laughs. We have an exploding cigar, piano, canon and all of them give some hysterical laughs. Sam's character is wonderful here and really steals the film, although there's no doubt he was one of Bug's greatest co-stars. What I also enjoyed was the look of Sam after being blown up countless times. Each time gave Sam a new look and I loved all of them.

Rabbit of Seville (1950) Chuck Jones

Looney Tunes spoof of Rossini's opera is one of the most popular films in the series. Bugs and Elmer are fighting it out when they find themselves on a stage where they must perform the famous opera while still doing battle. While I don't think this is as funny as it could have been I also don't think laughs was the main thing they were going for. I think the film is mainly a treat for the eyes and ears and on those levels the movie really hits a home run. The animation by Jones is top-notch from start to finish and that includes the wonderful look of the sets. Also worth noting is the music score, which packs a nice punch. The best sequence in my opinion is the one where Elmer thinks he's growing hair but we all know Bugs has something else planned.

Duck Amuch (1953) Chuck Jones

This is certainly a cartoon that you could call a gimmick but that doesn't really matter because that gimmick is pure genius. In this short Daffy Duck acknowledged that he's a cartoon as he has trouble making himself fit in with various backgrounds being drawn for him. Daffy gets to show off his impatient and bitter side here as he slowly begins to break down with the cartoon artist isn't doing what he wants and is constantly putting him in the wrong scenes. All of this leads up to Daffy demanding to know who's doing it and of course we get a nice laugh when the villain is revealed. This short is a true pleasure on the eyes as the imagination behind it never lags and in the end this is a real treat for fans of animation.

Dough for the Do-Do (1949) Friz Freleng

Porky Pig travels to "Darkest Africa" where he plans on capturing the elusive Do-Do bird, which is worth $400,000,000,000 (ps 000,000,000). Once he lands his plane Porky is thrown into Wackyland where nothing seems real. This is certainly one of the strangest and most surreal Merrie Melodies shorts but that doesn't mean it's one of the funniest. I really enjoy the visual styles of this film but I'll be honest and say that none of it makes me laugh. I respect this film a lot more than I enjoy it but even though I don't consider it a classic I think it still manages to be entertaining. The animation is top-notch from start to finish and the amount of imagination going on is certainly something to look up to. Apparently this is a remake of PORKY IN WACKYLAND but I've yet to see that one.

Drip-Along Daffy (1951) Chuck Jones

Daffy Duck and his comedy relief Porky Pig arrive in a lawless town so Daffy decides to become sheriff and clean the place up. Before he can do that he must deal with the ruthless Nasty Canasta. This spoof of the Western genre is a winning entry into the Merrie Melodies series and I'm sure fans of the genre will get a nice little kick out of it. It's certainly not the best the series ever offered up but it's still 7-minutes worth of nice entertainment. The best thing about the movie is of course Daffy who really goes all out in his maniac-type of way. The scene involving the mixed drinks was priceless as was another sequence when Daffy first kicks through the bar doors. Being from Jones I always look for that small little thing that some might not notice and this time out it was the great whiskers on Porky.

Scaredy Cat (1948) Chuck Jones

Fun Merrie Melodies short has Porky Pig buying a new house but his cat Sylvester is the only one that can see the strange things going on in it. This leads to some misunderstanding as Porky doesn't realize the danger inside the house and Sylvester will have to build up the courage to fight it. This is a pretty good entry in the series as both Porky and Sylvester are at the top of their game. The biggest weakness is that the mice really aren't developed too well so they're only middle ground villains. The best sequence in the movie is when the mice push the bed out the window and Sylvester gets blamed for what follows even though he's just trying to save Porky.

Ducksters, The (1950) Chuck Jones

Spoof of game shows has host Daffy Duck mistreating contestant Porky Pig by throwing boulders, safes and various other gadgets on him. Even though poor Porky is answering the questions correctly, Daffy keeps doing harm to him but soon things are going to change. There's not too much thought, screenplay wise, in this short from Merrie Melodies but it still manages to be quite charming and cute. The one thing that held it back a little for me was Daffy who just really didn't seem like himself here. We never really get that maniac attack nor any nice lines of dialogue. Porky on the other hand is his great self and the two do work well together.

Scarlet Pumpernickel, The (1950) Chuck Jones

Daffy Duck, tired of playing comedy roles, goes to J.L. Warner with a new swashbuckler screenplay and begins to read it. It features our hero (Daffy) trying to save the woman he loves from her evil father (Porky Pig) and the man he wants to marry her off to (Sylvester). This film has a lot of heart and imagination but not enough laughs to make it one of the best from Merrie Melodies. The visual animation is top-notch from start to finish with some beautiful looking backgrounds especially those inside the castle. The wedding scene in pedicular stands out as does the ending where we see a volcano go off as well as a dam break. Sylvester is pretty much wasted in the film as is Porky but we do have Daffy going all out.

Yankee Doodle Daffy (1943) Friz Freleng

Middle ground Looney Tunes short has agent Porky Pig getting ready to leave on vacation when Daffy Duck busts in with his nephew Sleepy LaGoof. Daffy goes into a wild rant trying to get Porky to give the little one an audition but it appears Daffy is more the performer. This has never been one of my favorite shorts in the series but it does have one thing going for it and that's the insane Daffy. Seeing the out of control Daffy is the main reason to sit through this 7-minute short that doesn't have too many laughs but the duck is the star. As far as the laughs go I really can't recall any but that doesn't totally kill the movie thanks again to Daffy. I thought Porky was pretty much wasted in his part but Sleepy does end up getting the best moment at the very end of the film.

Porky Chops (1949) Arthur Davis

A squirrel from Brooklyn goes to the great Northwoods to get some rest but then comes across lumberjack Porky Pig trying to cut down his tree. The two start battling one another but soon a third party is going to enter the picture. This is a pleasant short that manages to have quite a few smiles and it's certainly cute enough. The one problem I have with the short is the actual squirrel who just doesn't sit too well with me. I've seen this film several times over the years and each time I can't help but think it would have been different with a better character. As far as Porky goes he's at the top of his game and the poor guy takes a nice beating like he always does. The third party that shows up only appears for a matter of seconds but he clearly steals the film. I won't ruin the gag as it's one of the best in the film.

Wearing of the Grin, The (1951) Chuck Jones

It's a dark and stormy night so Porky Pig tries to get shelter inside a dark castle but he turns into a couple leprechauns who think he's there to steal their gold. This has never been one of my favorites and this latest viewing just affirmed that for me. The thought of Porky going up against a couple leprechauns should have made for some great entertainment but that's not the case here as we only get a couple small laughs. The whole gimmick of the two leprechauns coming together as one was an interesting idea but not enough is done with it. The same could be said about the joke dealing with the dancing shoes. Even Porky himself doesn't have too much to do. Considering it only runs 7-minutes you're going to stay entertained but there's so much better out there.

Deduce, You Say (1954) Chuck Jones

Nice spoof of Sherlock Holmes has Dorlock Homes (Daffy Duck) and Watkins (Porky Pig) trying to locate the Shropshire Slasher, who just happens to be looking for them as well. If you're a fan of the Universal Holmes series then I'm sure you'll get a kick out of this short, which actually manages to pay nice homage to the earlier series but it also works perfectly well as a cartoon. The animation by Jones is brilliant, especially all the dark colors that are in the bar that the film takes place in. Both Daffy and Porky are at the top of their game and the villain also manages to get some very good laughs. The final joke with a famous line from the Holmes films are also priceless.

Boobs in the Woods (1950) Robert McKimson

Porky Pig goes out to the woods to paint and get some relaxation but Daffy Duck just happens to come by and cause all sorts of issues. I'm not sure how well enjoyed this one is to others but it's also been a favorite of mine. I've always enjoyed Looney Tune shorts taking place in the outdoors because there's just so much to work with and it seems the studio just went all out. Daffy certainly goes all out in his abuse of Porky here because at times it's rather mean spirited but that doesn't mean it isn't funny because it is. There are many good scenes but the best has to be the finale where Porky finally gets his revenge. The animation is very well done and there are plenty of laughs and that makes this one of the better films in the series.

Golden Yeggs (1950) Friz Freleng

Wonderful Merrie Melodies short has Porky Pig playing a farmer who finds a golden egg. The real person doesn't take credit for it but Daffy Duck decides to just so he can be famous but soon three gangster show up and demand that he actually lay one. This is a perfect take off on the "goose who laid the golden egg" story brought to perfection by the wonderful job by Freleng. The animation is incredibly well-done and the visual look of the film is great as well. What really works are the three gangsters who would later become known as Rocky and Mugsy. The way they look with the small bottom half but large upper half, hats over the eyes and that monotone voice is hysterical. Porky isn't in the film too much but what time he does have gets plenty of laughs. Certainly one of the best moments in the long-running series.

Rabbit Fire (1951) Chuck Jones

This here is one of the all-time great Looney Tune shorts as it features three legendary characters doing some of their best work. Elmer Fudd heads out to the woods to do some hunting when Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck begin fighting over what season it is. There isn't one bad second in this film as it's pure gold from start to finish with non-stop laughs. One of the main reasons this short is so great is because of the violence, which several television stations cut out when they originally aired. The violence in the movie is pretty much non-stop as Daffy is constantly getting shot at close range, which makes his face move around constantly. The violence might make some parents keep this away from their children, which is understandable but at the same time this here was certainly made for adults. The ending of the movie, which I won't spoil, is also priceless. Elmer, Bugs and Daffy are certainly at the top of their game here with the dialogue being perfect as well as the scenarios. The back and forth "Duck Season/Rabbit Season" ranks right up there with Abbott and Costello's "Who's On First" as some of the greatest dialogue.

Duck Dodgers in the 24 ½th Century (1953) Chuck Jones

Fun spoof of Buck Rodgers has Daffy Duck playing the title character who along with Porky Pig is sent to Planet X where he ends up battling Marvin the Martian. I've never been a big fan of Marvin the Martian but he actually steals this film with his better used voice, nice looks and the laughs he brings. I think the film could have been a lot funnier but at the same time this is a treat for the eyes and that's where the real magic lies. The visual look of the space station and Planet X add a lot of fun and the dialogue is also rather smart if not all that funny. Daffy plays it rather straight here instead of going over the top, which is okay since they are spoofing something.
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Entuziazm: Simfoniya Donbassa - Another propoganda piece from Vertov. The first (brief) section shows the dismantling of the churches as they're refashioned as worker clubs. The remainder of the film shows workers either hustling their asses to fulfill the Five Year Plan (miners dealing with a coal shortage, factory workers cranking out steel, laborers harvesting grain) or celebrating the glory of socialism. It doesn't live up to the promise of The Man with the Movie Camera, but it's reasonably engaging. The camera angles are bold and the editing is rhythmic (though sometimes too abrupt), which keeps things lively. More importantly, we see how Vertov embraced sound technology, utilizing music, sound effects and speech in ways both practical and avant-garde, diegetic and non-diegetic. Not essential viewing, but not bad. Rating: 7


Waiting for Love - The final part of James Lee's "love trilogy" again examines relationships in trouble. This time it takes on a musical structure. There are three couples, each taking up roughly a third of the film. Each starts with a brief prelude of domestic activity, accompanied by "Moonlight Sonata", all in the same apartment. Then there's a lengthy discussion/confrontation, again in the same apartment, where the subject of marriage is broached by one and resisted by the other. There are other variations on different themes... repeated actions, wardrobes, bits of dialogue. Each couple is in a state of some sort of stagnation, and it seems that Lee feels long-term relationships are inevitably destined to fail. But there's an undercurrent of optimism, the lingering possibility that these people could somehow get their shit together and make it work. None of the couples end with either an entirely positive or negative note... but perhaps simply doomed to repeat themselves. I wish I could get my hands on more of Lee's work (there's a lot more out there) but I guess I'll just have to keep my eyes open. Rating: 8


The Man from London - Bela Tarr's latest film, 7 years after the previous one, had some disappointing reviews, but I've been dying to see it anyway. It opens on the bow of a ship, looking every bit as otherworldly and intimidating as the whale of Werckmeister Harmonies. The camera pans up to the top deck, where two men are discussing some kind of illicit plan. Man A exits the ship and walks to the other side of the dock. Man B throws him a suitcase, and gets off the ship himself. They meet up on the dock and have an argument, Man B falls into the water with the case. Man A leaves. We realize that we have been observing all this from the viewpoint of a railroad switch operator, who climbs down from his perch and fishes out the case with a barge pole. This is the first HALF HOUR of the film. Welcome to Tarr Time: you either love it, or it makes you want to blow your brains out. I'm firmly in the "love it" camp, and didn't find the movie disappointing at all. Okay, it doesn't have the epic grandiosity of Satantango or the tantalizing strangeness of Werckmeister (or the ambiguity that leads some to believe his films are laden with symbolism, even after he insists that they're not) but it's at least as good as Damnation, if not better. The locations seem to be straight out of Dostoyevsky, one expects to see Raskolnikov skulking about guiltily in the background. The Mihaly Vig score is as haunting as always, and the black & white cinematography is as incredibly stunning and beautiful as always. Tarr is an expert at creating this atmosphere of sorrow and dread and uneasiness, a world where everything feels slightly off-kilter, even in the most mundane moments. It's not going to win over any new converts, but it's quite satisfactory for a Tarr fan. The one thing I have a problem with is the decision to dub everyone in French (or occasionally English). Just because the original story is set in France doesn't mean the film has to be... but I guess it'd be tricky to keep the same timeline and have it be "The Man from London" if the setting was Hungary. And anyway, Tarr's less interested in voices than faces, which he treats as magnificent landscapes. I hope his next one doesn't take so long (and, oh, how I yearn for Blu-Ray releases of his work). Rating: 9


Tejút - Another extremely slow Hungarian film from 2007, but other than that, it's nothing like The Man from London, or any other Tarr film. In fact, the absurdist situations reminded me mostly of Roy Andersson. The film consists of about 10 dialogue-free scenes, each lasting 7-8 minutes. Each starts with a landscape... after a few moments, some people enter the scene and engage in some sort of bizarre, unexplained behavior, and then exit the scene. The camera never moves an inch. I was pretty annoyed at first, but eventually it grew on me a bit. Fliegauf has an excellent sense of composition, keeping much of the "action" on the extreme edges of the frame. The ambient soundtrack lent an extra dimension as well. Still, I have to confess I was leaning on the fast forward button a lot during this. I'd be willing to check out more Fliegauf, if only because I'm always on the lookout for something out of the ordinary, but so far I have to wonder if his talents might not be better served as a still photographer. Rating: 6


Gaspar Noe shorts
Sodomites - Like his wife's (Lucile Hadzihalilovic) "Good Boys Use Condoms", this is a short funded by the French government to promote safe sex. In some sort of S&M biker club, a man wearing a minotaur mask approaches a waiting wench, but is restrained until he slips on a rubber. He proceeds to have unsimulated anal sex with her, while the surrounding crowd cheers and masturbates. Eh. I guess it does the job of showing you can have a hedonistic good time with a condom on, but the rapid-fire editing made it annoying to watch. His wife's short was nicer. Rating: 5

Intoxication - 5 minutes of Stephane Drouot (who directed one film) talking. He starts out by explaining that he's taking medication for AIDS and then just rambles on about God knows what. I don't get it? Rating: 2

Eva - Three 2-minute shorts featuring Eva Herzigova, apparently created for Cannes, though I can't imagine why. In the first, she appears to be making out with some other girl... hard to tell because the light is constantly strobing. In the second, she's lounging by a pool while a couple of other nubile young ladies are hanging around and the camera swirls dizzily. In the third, she plays with a kitten in a hallway. Eva's an attractive lady, the thing with the kitten was kind of cute, but these just seem like pointless exercises in style. Rating: 4
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Hulk vs. Wolverine
The one thing about this movie going into it that had me nervous at all is the short length. This movie runs a total of 37 minutes. But I guess that is why they gave us 2 animated Hulk movies in one release. I really enjoyed this movie. (and I do feel weird calling such a short story a movie) It was wonderfully animated... and interesting story. It even had it's share of blood and violence. I watched this movie with my daughter... and she enjoyed it just as much as I did.
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Hulk vs. Thor
This short movie is at least a little longer then Hulk vs. Wolverine... clocking in at 45 minutes. Even though I have always liked the character of Thor... I have liked the character of Wolverine more. Which may be part of the reason I enjoyed the Wolverine one more then this one. I mean... this one is still good... but not quite as good. It has a decent story... but there was parts of the storyline that I didn't care for. Over-all was worth the time put into it. And I can see myself watching this (both of them) again.
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(although I wondered if it was supposed to go to a wider aspect ratio and the DVD was just authored incorrectly... either way it's a clever and effective trick)

I remember thinking that there was something seriously wrong with the projector when I saw this on it's initial release, but that's the way all the 35mm prints look like. I love this movie, but for some unknown reason, I've never upgraded from my old LD copy (since sold).
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Erotic Werewolf in London, An (2006) William Hellfire

Several months back I got introduced to the work of Misty Mundae and this title here really stuck out as something I'd be interested in seeing. It goes without saying but this is a sexy take off on John Landis' AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON but if you're expecting any type of story then forget about it. A lesbian couple (Mundae, Ruby LaRocca) encounter a lesbian werewolf (Anoushka) and soon Mundae is out stalking other women. That's pretty much the entire story to this 68-minute film, which pretty much throws any type of good filmmaking out the window in return for non-stop softcore sex scenes. The acting is horrid, the budget appears to be under $500, the lighting is bad and just about everything else is bad yet that's not the reason anyone would be renting this movie. If you really are checking this out for some quality then you're bound to be disappointed because there's not any here. If you just want some trashy, softcore picture to watch late at night then I guess you could find worse than this here. Director Hellfire can do one thing and that's make scenes erotic, although I'm sure a lot of that credit has to go to the countless cute women he gets to do these scenes. This is the first time I've seen Anoushka and she certainly caught my eye if you know what I mean. Her acting is among the worst I've ever witnessed but she makes up for it in other areas. Mundae, again not the greatest actress, does have a certain charm about her that makes her interesting to watch. The rest of the cast pretty much just shows up to get naked. The werewolf effects are only on screen twice and are extremely poor but did you expect anything else? If you must see a female werewolf movie then there's a nice copy of WEREWOLF WOMAN out on DVD from Shriek Show.
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I remember thinking that there was something seriously wrong with the projector when I saw this on it's initial release, but that's the way all the 35mm prints look like. I love this movie, but for some unknown reason, I've never upgraded from my old LD copy (since sold).

That answers that question, thank you. I didn't love it enough to buy it, but I'd probably watch it again if it came out on Blu-Ray, with a Spike Lee commentary.


Latcho Drom (Safe Journey) - A tour of the Gypsy lifestyler from India to Spain, mainly focusing on their song and dance. Director Tony Gatlif also has a writing credit and it's plain that most, if not all, of the scenes are staged, so I wouldn't take this seriously as ethnography... at best it's a semi-documentary. However much Gatlif is romanticizing the Romany culture, though, it's still a lovely and lively piece of work, with a lot of great music and colorful scenes. Unfortunately, my source was only sporadically subtitled, it would be nice to know more of what they were singing about. Rating: 7


Four Nights of a Dreamer - Based on the same Dostoyevsky story as La Notti Bianche, it's hard for me to say which I like better. I'm more naturally inclined towards Bresson's style than Visconti's, but I do like how Visconti made the characters harder to like. I think I'd give it a very slight edge over this one... it's my favorite Visconti, while this is only so-so for Bresson. But they're both worth watching, especially to see how two very different directors handle the same material. Rating: 8


Johnny Guitar - Pretty good for a Western, my least favorite genre. I still think Rebel Without a Cause is overrated and hasn't held up over time, but Nicholas Ray earned my respect with the subversive Bigger Than Life. There's a slight subversiveness at work here, too: the sexually open female is the heroine while the chaste (i.e., repressed) one is the villain. The finale also turns the macho idea of a shoot-out on its ear. Other than that, I wasn't especially impressed but I enjoyed it. The Technicolor looks great, Sterling Hayden pulls off the title character pretty well (a guy who manages to be diplomatic without losing face) and most of the snappy patter is satisfactory, though a bit overdone at times. As a sidenote, I've decided to try to see all the films on the "They Shoot Pictures, Don't They?" top 1000 list. This marks #725 for me. Rating: 7
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Looney Tunes Golden Collection Vol. 1 Discs 3 & 4

Bugs Bunny and the Three Bears (1944) Chuck Jones

A masterpiece in the animation field has Papa, Mama and Baby bears hungry so they decide to try and lure Goldilocks in with carrot soup but instead they get Bugs Bunny. This take on the classic story is one of the greatest animated movies ever made. While there's nothing too ground breaking or special here, I think the story works so well that it's impossible not to fall for all the charm and laughs. Bugs is his classic, smart self as he's always one step ahead of the bears who are wanting to eat him. He brings plenty of laughs to the screen including a great sequence when he's eating where he tricks the baby bear into getting him some ketchup. What really makes this short memorable are the three bears and their personalities. This short runs just 7-minutes but it's amazing how much personality Jones can get into the film. I love how Mama bear overacts for the camera, how Papa bear is embarrassed to be acting the story out and then there's Baby bear and his dumbness. Some might object to the father beating the son but hey, it's all good fun.

Fast and Furry-ous (1949) Chuck Jones

The first ever Coyote and Road Runner film turns out to be a very enjoyable one. As would become the norm, the Coyote is hungry and wanting to eat the Road Runner but he's simply not fast (or smart) enough to catch him. This first short has plenty of wonderful laughs as the violent action is constantly finding hilarious ways to injure the Coyote. One of my favorite gags in the film is when the Coyote pants the side of a mountain to appear like a road so that the Road Runner will kill himself by running into it but things don't work out as planned. Another funny jokes includes the Coyote making a ski machine to build up speed but of course this doesn't go as planned either. Director Jones was a fan of silent movies and that's easy to see with these shorts.

Hair-Raising Hare (1946) Chuck Jones

Fun Merrie Melodies short has Bugs Bunny being lured into a creepy castle where a mad scientist wants to feed him to a large, red-headed monster. This film was semi remade six years later as WATER, WATER EVERY HARE and I enjoyed that one more. That doesn't mean this one isn't any good but it is a case where I prefer the remake. With that said, this one here spoofs the horror genre fairly well with the mention of Dracula and Frankenstein. The best thing is the mad scientist, which is a carbon copy of the great Peter Lorre. Another plus is good ol' Bugs who is full of great one-liners and some fun action.

Awful Orphan (1949) Chuck Jones

Classic Merrie Melodies short has Porky Pig being taken over by an orphan dog looking for a master. No matter what Porky tries the dog keeps coming back and getting on his nerves even more. I think this here is one of the better known shorts from the series and it's certainly hard to resist its charm. Porky gets to do all sorts of great things and you can't help but feel sorry for him as this dog drives him nuts. It's also nice to see Porky flip out at the end and it can't help but remind you of Daffy whenever he goes off the deep end. The vocal work on the dog is priceless and also very fun. One of the best scenes in the movie has Porky packing the dog up and ready to ship him to Siberia.

Frigid Hare (1949) Chuck Jones

Jack Warner gives Bugs Bunny two weeks vacation so the rabbit begins digging for Miami Beach but takes a wrong turn and ends up at the South Pole. Once there he gets involved with a small penguin who is being hunted by an eskimo. Some will probably be offended by the nature of the Eskimo because of how he's drawn and some of the dialogue thrown at him but we must remember the times that this was made. With that out of the way, this remains a cute and charming short but it's certainly not a classic. The relationship between Bugs and the penguin is pretty cute and there are plenty of laughs to keep the thing moving. The action sequences aren't as violent as you might expect and the final gag is a good one.

Hypo-Chondri-Cat, The (1950) Chuck Jones

The cat Claude is chasing mice Hubie and Bertie when he passes an open window and fears he's going to get sick. The cat, terrified of colds, soon starts to freak out when the mice make it seem like he's about to die. This is certainly middle ground Merrie Melodies but it's still got enough charm to make it worth sitting through. This is a rather mean-spirited short, which is why many people like it. I think it gives the short a certain edge that makes it worth watching but at the same time you can't help but feel sorry for this cat who is clearly terrified out of his wits. None of the three characters were all that strong. They weren't bad but they just weren't characters that I'd sit through various shorts with. Fans of animation will certainly want to check this out even though it's not the best of what's out there.

Baton Bunny (1959) Chuck Jones, Abe Levitow

This here has always been one of my least favorite Bugs Bunny cartoons but you can't expect anyone to bat a thousand. This time out Bugs is the guest conductor of the Warner Brothers Symphony Orchestra where he will be doing "Morning, Noon and Night in Vienna by Franz Von Suppe". There's not a single line of dialogue spoken in the film, which really wouldn't have been a problem had the action been better than it is. In all reality this is just a short for the ears as most of the visual gags are rather tiresome and none of them get any laughs. The bit with the fly doesn't work and this here seems to be the biggest attempt at humor. The music itself isn't too bad but in the end this is an interesting idea that just doesn't work.

Feed the Kitty (1952) Chuck Jones

Extremely cute Merrie Melodies short has a rough and tough bulldog falling for a small kitten so he takes it home and tries to hide it from his owner. This is a rather marvelous achievement for Jones as it's certainly one of his greatest films and it doesn't star any of his more familiar characters like Bugs or Daffy. This film has a little bit of everything from terrific laughs to non-stop sweetness to even some rather sad moments when the dog thinks that the kitten has been killed. All of the dialogue comes from the female owner and the vocal work is another reason the short works so well. The best sequence in the film for me is when the dog thinks the kitten is in the cookie dough about to be mixed up.

Don't Give Up the Sheep (1953) Chuck Jones

Sam Sheepdog (named Ralph in this film) clocks into work and right away Wile E. Coyote (not the name used here) is trying to steal the sheep. Sam has to stay wide awake because Wile has a lot of stuff up his sleeve. This is an excellent cartoon full of great laughs and violent action. Even though he isn't address as Wile, it's clear who the character is suppose to be and I must admit that I think his character here is a lot better than any of the match ups against the Road Runner. Don't get me wrong, I do love the Road Runner series but for my money this film is flawless. The running gag of sawing through the tree is priceless as are the many attempts to steal the sheep. The coyote also takes a pretty big beating throughout the film, which is always fun to watch.

Bugs Bunny Gets the Boid (1942) Robert Clampett

A mama buzzard sends her four children out to get food but the dimwitted one, named Beaky Buzzard, is unlucky as he has to bring home a rabbit and he just happens to run into Bugs Bunny. This here has always been one of my favorite animated shorts because Bugs and Beaky just make the ultimate duo because both are just so damn cute here. The animation is perfectly done and the story contains enough great moments for two films. The best sequence is when Bugs goes to "take a shower" before going with Beaky who finally starts to realize a joke is being played on him. What happens next is just priceless. The final joke with Bugs also gets a big laugh just for the wonderful voice. To me what works best is actually Beaky because he's just so adorable and stupid at the same time. The voice work is downright brilliant and in itself brings a lot of laughs.

Tortoise Wins by a Hare (1943) Robert Clampett

Semi-sequel to TORTOISE BEATS HARE has Bugs Bunny asking Cecil Turtle for a rematch since the rabbit can't stand losing the race. Bugs tries to gain an advantage but have no fear because Cecil has a few tricks up his own sleeve. This is another very enjoyable film that manages to be as fun as the original. I enjoyed both of the shorts but think I prefer this one a little more because of the supporting characters, which include a bunch of rabbit gangsters who show up to make sure Bugs wins. The uncut ending, available on the Warner DVD, is a bit over the top and we probably didn't need it but it doesn't take away from any of the laughs in the film.

Canary Row (1950) Friz Freleng

Tweety Bird is safely in his cage when Sylvester decides to try and kidnap him for dinner. Sylvester seems to have the upper hand until Granny comes to the rescue. This here isn't the best Tweety/Sylvester short out there but the real star is Granny who clearly steals the film. The feisty old lady still knows how to throw a few punches and her protection of Tweety is the main reason to see this film. Believe it or not this series was never one of my favorites but this one here is an enjoyable seven-minutes with some nice laughs and good action.

Bunker Hill Bunny (1950) Friz Freleng

Set during the Revolutionary War, Bugs Bunny must protect his fort from the mean-spirited Sam Von Schamm The Hessian (Yosemite Sam). The two are constantly at battle but poor old Sam always finds a way to be out smarted. This is yet another winning film that takes the Bugs and Sam characters and does wonders with them. The movie contains action from the opening to closing scenes and there are plenty of laughs sprinkled in as well. I'm not sure what it is but there's just something special about seeing poor Sam constantly getting blown up. The toughness that his character talks just seems all the more funny because he's never tough enough to win. The scene with the gunpowder in Sam's pants is a classic.

Kit for Cat (1948) Friz Freleng

An orphan kitten and Sylvester the Cat are brought in by Elmer Fudd on a cold night. He can't keep both of them but says he'll make up his mind in the morning. This gives the cats enough time to try and make the other one look bad. Here's another favorite of mine as we get non-stop laughs from start to finish as well as some great characters. I've always been impressed with what they did with Elmer here and that's making him a rather angry character. I find it downright hysterical when he has his sleep interrupted and runs downstairs ready to fight. The orphan kitten is also very cute and adds a few laughs. Sylvester is the poor guy here as he's constantly trying to do something good but failing miserably.

Putty Tat Trouble (1951) Friz Freleng

It's Christmas time and Tweety is out shoveling the snow from his nest when Sylvester and another cat spot him. The two cats go full battle to try and get Tweety but he's much smarter than them. I'm not a huge fan of the Sylvester/Tweety cartoons but this one here is pretty good because for the most part the two cats are fighting each other while the bird stays pretty safe. The cuteness of Tweety is certainly on full display as is his other side, which is perfectly shown during a scene where the two cats are on a frozen pond. There are some nice laughs throughout as well as some good action so fans of the two will certainly be entertained.

Bugs and Thugs (1954) Friz Freleng

Bugs Bunny jumps into what he thinks is a cab but it turns out to be the car of gangsters Rocky and Mugsy. The two think Bugs knows too much so they drive him to a cabin where they plan on shooting him but we all know the rabbit is a lot smarter. This is yet another winning short for Bugs who manages to get involved in some really nice action as well as some great gags. The gag involving him checking to see if a train is coming is certainly predictable but the laugh is still there. Another great gag has to do with a gas stove. Rocky and Mugsy are great characters as well and you can't help but laugh at them.

Canned Feud (1951) Friz Freleng

Hilarious cartoon has Sylvester being left alone for two weeks and thankfully he has a cupboard full of food to eat. Sadly the mouse has the can opener so Sylvester must do battle in order to get it. I'm really not a big fan of Sylvester but this is a great short with one wonderful joke after another. The movie gets off to a very fast and furious pace and never slows down until the final credits come on. There are many great moments but my favorite would have to be seeing the fur-less Sylvester. That site is certainly worth anyone's seven minutes. The final gag at the end also works quite well. The mouse here is certainly the bad guy even though poor Sylvester takes all the beatings.

Lumber Jerks (1955) Friz Freleng

Twin gophers are collecting nuts to move into their new home (a tree) when lumber jacks tear it down and move it down the river to turn into furniture. Freleng and Blanc were masters of animation but this here is one of their duds. I really can't say too many goods things about this short and the more I think of it the less I like it. For starters, found a lot of the animation to be mediocre at best. Nothing is downright bad but at the same time nothing really jumps off the screen saying it's good. I was also rather disappointed in the vocals because they're more annoying than anything else. I'm sure the heart of the filmmakers were in the right place but the end results are pretty lacking.

Speedy Gonzales (1955) Friz Freleng

A group of Mexican mice are having trouble breaking into a cheese factory because none of them are faster than the guard, Sylvester the cat. With nothing left to do they hire Speedy Gonzales to steal some of the cheese. I might take a beating for this but I've never been a fan of Speedy and I might go even further as to call him my least favorite of all the popular animated stars no matter what studio they're from. I've always found him to be all one-joke but there are a couple good moments here. Having Sylvester in the mix brings a few laughs as he will stop at nothing to try and catch Speedy but of course we know he's going to fail. The stereotypes of Mexicans has been discussed to death so I'll just jump over that.

Tweety's SOS (1951) Friz Freleng

Sylvester is out looking for dinner when he spots Tweety on a ship. The rest of the cartoon as the cat trying to work his way around Granny so that he can eat the little bird. I'm sure I'm not alone but I find Tweety to be cute but incredibly annoying. I watch all of these shorts just hoping Sylvester will eat him even though I know it's not going to happen. The actual chase is what makes this worth viewing as it remains fun seeing the poor cat try and try again no matter how many times he fails. There are some pretty good jokes in this short with the best being the sea sickness stuff. Sylvester turning green leads to some great jokes including the one at the end.

Foghorn Leghorn, The (1948) Friz Freleng

Henery the Chicken Hawk wants to prove to his father that he's big enough to catch a chicken but the only problem is that he doesn't know what a chicken looks like. Foghorn tries to teach the kid but he's just too stubborn to listen and ends up trying to catch a dog. This is a pretty good short from the Merrie Melodies lot as it contains some minor laughs and some good action. I think what works best is all the action between the dog and Foghorn who keeps getting blamed for everything that happens. Henery is cute enough to work, although I didn't laugh at him too much.

Daffy Duck Hunt (1949) Robert McKimson

Porky Pig goes hunting and ends up bringing Daffy Duck back with him. However, Porky's dog decides he has his own plans for the duck, which includes accidentally letting him out of the freezer. This is a decent short from the Merrie Melodies gang but it's certainly no classic. This is certainly fairly entertaining but when you've got Daffy and Porky together I expect a lot more. The best sequence in the film happens towards the start when the dog and Daffy come up with an agreement to make the dog look good. When the action heads back to Porky's house things get a little weak but this is still worth watching at least once.

Early to Bet (1951) Robert McKimson

Extremely poor Merrie Melodies short has a "gambling" bug biting various people and then we see how bad gambling is. I'm really not sure how to explain this short because it's so unpleasant and unfunny that you can't help but be shocked and think this has to be one of the worst the MM ever did. The "gambling" bug is annoying from start to finish and he actually gets worse as the film moves along. None of the supporting characters are any good be it with laughs, looks or even the vocal work. It's rather hard to think of a more unfunny cartoon.

Broken Leghorn, A (1959) Robert McKimson

Old McDonald's Farm is the setting for this Merrie Melodies short, which features the ugly Prissy delivering a baby rooster who wants to steal Foghorn Leghorn's job. This is a pretty good short with some jokes that work extremely well and others that fall flat on their face. To me the best sequence in the film is the "why the chicken crossed the road" because of the rather violent thing that happens to Foghorn. I won't spoil what happens to him but when it does you can't help but feel his pain. Other jokes like the shotgun don't work but overall this is a mildly entertaining film.

Devil May Hare (1954) Robert McKimson

All of the animals in the forest are running away when a Tasmanian Devil is on the loose. All except for Bugs Bunny who decides to stay and mess with the creature. This is a wonderful Looney Tunes short that contains great action, wonderful characters and an even better amount of laughs. The movie contains one great scene after another and we also get some rather cute ones including one scene with a baby deer. The best moment has to be the sequence where Bugs gives the Devil a lot of bubble gum and you know madness is going to follow. Another plus is that the Devil actually has some rather funny lines instead of just being a fast mess.
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Les affaires publiques - Bresson's first effort is his only short, and his only comedy (unless you include the laughably bad Lancelot du Lac). Likely inspired by Duck Soup, it's a slapsticky political farce. It's not completely horrible, but most of the gags are either predictable or just not that funny. If the Marx Brothers occasionally let a bit drag on too long, Bresson didn't give them enough time to breathe, rapidly throwing out one after the other. A very minor entry in the Bresson ouevre, but at least now I can say I've seen all of his work. Rating: 5


El Sur - I don't have anything bad to say about this movie. It's narrated by a woman reflecting on her girlhood and the memories of her father. Well-acted, nicely understated and photographed with a golden glow, it's a lovely, somber piece about the weight of the past (and for the Spanish viewer, I'm sure, some subtle social commentary). But even though it has much common with Spirit of the Beehive, it just didn't take hold of me the way that film did. Enjoyed watching it, but I didn't love it. By coincidence, El Norte was released in the same year. Rating: 7


Uta-andon (The Song Lantern) - An unremarkable film from Naruse. A young Noh performer insults an arrogant old master, who kills himself. The young guy is then disowned by his father and kicked out of the troupe. It's a fairly typical story of shame and redemption and honor... basically, people taking shit way too seriously. It's not so dull that I couldn't sit through it, but it's not that engaging, either. A couple of nice shots, but otherwise for Naruse fanatics only. Rating: 6


La chambre verte (The Green Room) - Truffaut himself stars in this film about a man obsessed with the dead and keeping their memories alive. It continues the trend of decent-but-underwhelming films from the latter half of his career. The subject matter (based on a Henry James story) is dark, but Truffaut seems to distance himself from it, there's a rather dry and uninvolved tone throughout. I don't know what happened to Truffaut in the early 70's, he just kind of lost his spark. Not that this is a bad movie, far from it... but it's hard not to contrast it with the earlier masterpiece and wish there was a little more oomph to it. Rating: 7


The Dead - From Henry James to James Joyce. I've never read any Joyce, but after this I just might start. This movie took me completely by surprise. I've been not too impressed by John Huston's work in general, but for his final film he pulled off something quite special. It details a Christmas gathering in early 20th century Dublin. The cast of characters (roughly 20 of them) is confusing at first, and even afterwards there were a few whose relation to the others was unclear to me, but eventually you pretty much get to know everyone. I wondered at first where all this was leading, but gradually it crept under my skin and I stopped worrying about it... thanks to the performances (every one exceptional) I just got involved with the characters and their interactions. By the time everyone goes home, nothing special has "happened". But it feels so real and alive (and the period recreation is effective without being too fussy) that it doesn't matter. And then there's the final part, a 15-minute stretch that could theoretically be completely disconnected from the rest of the story, but wouldn't have half the impact. It's essentially a pair of monologues, first by Angelica Huston, then an internal one by Donal McCann. Both are utterly exquisite, beautifully written and perfectly spoken, opening avenues of thought and emotion about life and death. It's a marvelously subtle and understated film, one I'd be happy to watch again. My favorite Huston by a longshot. Rating: 9
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Rio Bravo
This is the second time I have watched this movie since a good friend (Thanks Roger!) sent it to me. This movie is surprisingly long... clocking in at 2hours and 21minutes. But let me tell you... you would never know it while you are sitting there watching it. The time just flies by... and before you know it you are at the end of the movie. As much as I liked The Duke in the role of Chance... I absolutely loved Walter Brennen as Stumpy.... he was just absolutely hilarious. Anyway... This is an excellent Western... one of the best I have ever seen.
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The Alamo
This is the first time I ever seen this movie. Another one that takes a while to watch. It clocks in at 2hrs and 42min. Unfortunately this one didn't go by as smoothly for me. Over half of this movie felt extremely slow. I was starting to think I would never get through it. Finally the battle came. This definitely helped the movie for me. I don't want to make this sound like I completely disliked the movie. Because I didn't. I enjoyed some of the storyline. It was just hard for me to get through such a long slow movie.
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Epic/Religious Month Day #10:


04/10/09: URSUS IN THE VALLEY OF THE LIONS (Carlo Ludovico Bragaglia, 1961)

Though featuring many an unlikely plot point (starting off with Ursus as a baby – even if it was the third of his adventures to be released within the same year!), this emerges as a slightly above-average peplum in which the muscular hero is once again played by the affable Ed Fury. He is the heir to some throne, obviously coveted by the villain of the piece – Alberto Lupo – and thus the target of assassination; amazingly, he not only survives this but is also brought up, Tarzan-like, by a bunch of lions (hence the title). Amusingly, though he seems to have effortlessly mastered the faculty of speech regardless, Ursus is blissfully ignorant of etiquette since he sees nothing wrong in taking a dip into a stream while the protesting (and obviously annoyed) heroine – a girl, intended for a slave market, whom he helps – is bathing! Special mention, then, is given in the credits to the animal wrangler involved, Orlando Orfei, presumably a relative of the film’s villainnss Moira Orfei (who was actually a staple of such fare: as was the case with the first URSUS, she has to contend with another girl over the love of a man, even if the object of her affection here is Lupo). Surprisingly, the film maintains a fairly sober tone throughout – with little concessions to the genre’s usual pitfalls (there is no insufferable comic relief, for instance)…but we still get the villain’s unconvincing demise at the hands of Simba, Ursus’ favorite lioness (elsewhere it also bonds with the heroine’s snowy-white mutt), and some unintentionally hilarious action scenes: Gerard Herter, Lupo’s henchman, is hit squarely on the head with a stone-block the hero has dislodged from his prison-cell and lives (at least long enough to be devoured by a creepy pack of hungry hyenas); a soldier is thrown into a fire during a scuffle, rises up blazing, trips and falls flat on his face; a number of soldiers are commissioned to demolish a cave, the meeting-place of rebels, only to end up buried within it themselves, etc. In the end, the film provides standard excitements but proves mildly entertaining nevertheless (if hardly essential); again like URSUS, we find some notable names among the credits – not just director Bragaglia but composer Riz Ortolani and assistant director Ruggero Deodato(!).


04/10/09: NOAH’S ARK (Michael Curtiz, 1928)

The film which cemented versatile director Curtiz’ reputation in Hollywood is a part-Talkie spectacular which, despite the title, is not entirely concerned with the famous holocaust depicted in the Old Testament. Rather, it purports to parallel the Deluge with the massive losses in human life incurred during the so-called Great War; in that respect, NOAH’S ARK survives not merely as a solid example of late 1920s film craftsmanship but also as a heartfelt morality play delineating the long-lasting effect of that particular combat upon society – pity that, for all its good intentions, a second (and infinitely harsher) World War would be waged in the space of just 11 years! Anyway, to get back to the topic at hand, I knew the film enjoyed a considerable reputation among epic productions of the Silent era but, aware of the fact that the Biblical tale was only illustrated in the form of a vision (lasting for about 40 of its 100 minutes) embedded within the main plot, I had expected to be disappointed by it. However, we open on a remarkably elaborate prologue (superbly-edited in the contemporary Soviet style) and the WWI sequences themselves are well done (featuring even a spectacular train crash early on) and prove surprisingly absorbing in their own right (especially the interaction between the four protagonists – Noah Beery, Dolores Costello, George O’Brien and Guinn “Big Boy” Williams). Incidentally, all four (and a few others) play additional roles in the Noah story; this section is done on a truly grand scale, in clear imitation of Cecil B. DeMille (with a couple of obvious nods to THE TEN COMMANDMENTS [1923] which, coincidentally, I watched 2 days later!) – with the flood itself still highly impressive after all these years and undoubtedly deserving to be ranked among the finest sequences in all of cinema (though controversy still rages about the apparent disregard for the consideration and safety of those involved – with three extras reportedly drowning and several more getting injured during its shooting)!


04/10/09: HE WHO MUST DIE (Jules Dassin, 1957)

Rather than go the usual Hollywood biblical epic route, this Good Friday I opted for an alternative “Communist” view of the tale of the Christ via 2 European films made by exiled American film-makers: Edward Dmytryk’s British-made GIVE US THIS DAY aka CHRIST IN CONCRETE (1949) and the French film under review – both of which, incidentally, also share blacklisted screenwriter Ben Barzman. Naturally, neither of these movies is located in Roman-ruled Judea or features crucifixions and, in fact, they are allegorical in nature and modernized in setting. Celebrated Greek novelist Nikos Kazantzakis – on whose book “Christ Recrucified” Dassin’s film was based – would die the same year HE WHO MUST DIE was released and is himself perhaps best-known for another controversial work on similar lines, “The Last Temptation Of Christ”, that was filmed much later by fervently Catholic film-maker Martin Scorsese. Set in 1921 in a small Greek village under Turkish rule during Passion Week, the film deals with the moral dilemma caused by the arrival in town of a group of Greek fugitives led by their priest (Jean Servais) – the survivors of a nearby village that was burned to the ground by the Turks. The majority of the townspeople, headed by the fearsome local priest Grigoris (Fernand Ledoux) and the wealthy mayor (Gert Frobe), refuse them any help lest they be judged traitors by the Turks, but a handful are sympathetic to the fugitives’ plight: Maurice Ronet (as Forbe’s hesitant son), Melina Mercouri (as the popular local widow-whore) and Pierre Vanek (as a simple shepherd in Frobe’s employ). HE WHO MUST DIE marked a departure for Dassin who, leaving behind his tried-and-tested noir territory in which he had excelled until then, goes straight for Art in this powerful but heavy-going drama. The villagers are deep in preparation for the annual Passion pageant on Good Friday (a tradition that is still highly popular in my neck of the woods – in fact, I had an uncle and a good friend of mine who both used to take part in local representations of this sort many years ago!) when the harassed band of countrymen pass through their town; needless to say, the resulting heated confrontations makes everybody forget all about the play but the Christ saga soon enacts itself in real-life in the person of the stuttering shepherd (who, unsurprisingly, had been the one chosen to portray Jesus in the first place). The reteaming of Servais and Carl Mohner (as a chief member of the fugitive group) – both from Dassin’s legendary caper RIFIFI (1955) – could not have been more different, nor (the future Mrs. Dassin) Melina Mercouri’s portrayal here – despite the surface similarities – of the proverbial “whore with a heart of gold” than that of her most famous role in Dassin’s popular hit, NEVER ON SUNDAY (1960)! This unholy mélange of patriotism and sensuality – not to mention Communist solidarity and Christian hypocrisy – cannot fail to give rise to impressive sequences and performances (particularly a white-haired Frobe and the enigmatic ‘Blond Christ’ Vanek) along the way but also, at least, one major deficiency: the villagers’ avowed fear of Turkish retaliation if they aid the fugitives – especially as displayed via the overstated performance of Ledoux as a vindictive Patriarch – rings false when set against the laid-back personality of the Turkish Agha (Gregoire Aslan), perennially clad in pyjamas, seemingly uninterested in anything that happens around him and perfectly happy (until the finale, that is) to let his Christian subjects fight it out amongst themselves! Likewise, the melodramatic tussles over Mercouri’s favors, between the awkward, pacifist Vanek and the robust, violent Roger Hanin, seem intended to give the film an extra touch of Greek tragedy more than anything else. Nevertheless, I am grateful to have been provided with an opportunity to check out this elusive Dassin film, and also very glad that it was by way of such a (surprisingly) pristine widescreen copy.


Epic/Religious Month Day #11:


04/11/09: GIVE US THIS DAY (Edward Dmytryk, 1949)

It took me a long while to purchase this one (by which time, most of the output by DVD-producing company All Day Entertainment – with whose president, film historian David Kalat, I had the pleasure of corresponding on a number of occasions – had gone out-of-print) and some more before I actually sat down to check it out. Having finally watched this, I must say that the mainly gushing reviews which I had read on the Internet upon the DVD’s first appearance – citing the film as a neglected masterwork (though not quite director Dmytryk’s best, in my opinion) were very much accurate; incidentally, the main feature bears the official title given above rather than that attached to the DVD i.e. CHRIST IN CONCRETE, actually the name of Pietro Di Donato’s original source novel. Knowing of its pedigree – Dmytryk having famously been one of The Hollywood Ten, jailed for refusing to appear before HUAC (the House Un-American Activities Committee) in view of his alleged past Communist leanings – and its theme – the domestic and professional troubles of struggling Italian immigrants in the construction business with a 1920s New York setting – I had expected to be somewhat unenthused by it, but the reverse proved to be the case, thanks largely to Dmytryk’s unerring eye for detail and a handful of naturalistic performances (an achievement which seems all the more remarkable when considering that it was entirely filmed in England with a mostly British cast!). That said, one of the two leads was a genuine Italian – Lea Padovani – and the other an American, fellow victim of the blacklist Sam Wanamaker: both of them are terrific playing husband and wife, though he remains attached to friendly Kathleen Ryan, and their consistently precarious economic situation (exacerbated by the Wall Street crash of 1929) shatters the wife’s dream of owning her own home. Also appearing in the film are Charles Goldner (the old man who actually got the couple together), Bonar Colleano, William Sylvester and George Pastell as Wanamaker’s team-mates at work, Sidney James(!) as another construction operative who harbors ambitions to start his own company and wants the hero to get in on the business with him, and Karel Stepanek as the elderly landlord of the protagonists’ house. In view of its inherent grittiness, unusual compositions (employed during melodramatic passages) and doomed hero, the film has been rightfully likened to the then-prevalent noir style – in which, as it happens, Dmytryk had already proved himself several times while still employable on his home turf. Despite its generous length (115 minutes) and the occasional Marxist viewpoint (it is clearly stressed that Wanamaker’s downfall transpires because he dared to stand out from the crowd, even if all he wanted was to improve his family’s conditions), the proceedings compel attention all the way through – culminating in the unforgettably harrowing sequence of the hero’s death, engulfed in cement after the weak structure he had been supervising gives out. Regrettably, I did not have time to look into the numerous extras featured on the double-sided “Special Edition” DVD – I had actually made a resolution in this regard at the beginning of the year, but which I am now finding myself increasingly unable to accommodate! In closing, I cannot fail to mention Benjamin Frankel’s superb music score – no wonder that one is even given the option to listen to it in isolation on the All Day disc.


04/11/09: URSUS IN THE LAND OF FIRE (Giorgio Simonelli, 1963)

This is yet another peplum with the muscle-bound Ursus for protagonist; of the four I watched during this epic movie marathon, it is perhaps the least – but, by this point, the over-familiarity of the plots (and set-pieces: once again, the hero is made to perform a show of strength involving large animals) had begun to make itself felt! So, we get a usurper to the throne abetted by an ambitious woman (Claudia Mori, future wife of celebrated Italian personality Adriano Celentano) and a deposed princess whom the villain secretly covets; Ursus, too, is once again protector of the peaceful farming community living in the shadow of a mountain housing a volcano (worshipped as a god and guarded by a group of elderly priests). The villain finds both other units in his way and has them decimated – but Ursus, with the help of the princess (both of whom had been led to distrust one another until saner minds prevailed), determines to right the many wrongs committed. As with most examples of its low-brow ilk, the film cannot fail to provide intermittent (albeit unintentional) hilarity: the oddest case involves the hero cowering from a string of arrows (fired by the enemy on horseback) which never come!; a woman engaged in casual conversation with Ursus’ aged(!) sidekick suddenly drops dead, the first victim of an assault on the village; and, when Ursus and the old man are captured and tied to the obligatory grind-stone, it is the latter who is mercilessly whipped in an effort to coax the hero into submission! In the end, the only noteworthy touches here are atypical ones – a jousting tournament(!) in which Ursus fights (and wins) incognito a` la Robin Hood or GLADIATOR (2000) and the various entrances in the form of weird faces within the volcanic cave itself.


Epic/Religious Month Day #12:


04/12/09: THE TEN COMMANDMENTS (Cecil B. De Mille, 1923)

This was another Biblical epic from the Silent era which I had long wanted to check out; even so, I had owned the DVD (accompanying the more popular 1956 version of the same events, from the same showman director no less, and which has received countless viewings from yours truly) for some time before I finally got to it. As with the later NOAH’S ARK (1928), virtually watched simultaneously, it seems that film-makers of the time were unsure of the appeal of such religious epics, so that they had to present them within the context of a modern story; still, De Mille’s THE KING OF KINGS (a milestone in itself for being the first and, for a time, only picture to show Jesus’ face) preceded that Michael Curtiz work by a year and its was set exclusively in the time of Christ. In this case, only the first 50 minutes or so are dedicated to the familiar tale involving Moses (needless to say, the dull Theodore Roberts is no match for the stoic Charlton Heston in the remake): the exodus, the parting of the Red Sea, the writing of the tablets and the Golden Calf; these are clearly heavily streamlined in comparison with the almost 4-hour long 1956 THE TEN COMMANDMENTS and, in spite of their obvious care, gargantuan scale and excellent special effects, can feel unsatisfying in that respect...especially when the parallel story is so hokey, unnecessarily inflated and, at the end of the day, somewhat ordinary! The latter sees a Bible-thumping matriarch (which she proudly holds even when posing for a portrait), her two sons and the girl who comes between them: one of the boys (played by Richard Dix) is righteous – and, as his mother claims, engaged in a skill (carpentry) which has produced some notable exponents (alluding naturally to Christ himself) – while the other mocks religion and vows to become somebody by his own merits. Eventually, we find him as a top contractor and, perhaps to make amends, takes it upon himself to build a church; however, to cut costs, he reduces the amount of cement required to make the concrete, with the result that the walls are weak and liable to collapse at any time (coincidentally, the very previous day I watched a film in which a character had faced a similar dilemma – GIVE US THIS DAY aka CHRIST IN CONCRETE [1949]): this ruse is discovered by Dix, appointed “boss-carpeneter” on the project, and he confronts his brother…but, before anything can be done about it, the whole edifice falls on top of the mother who picks just that moment to visit the premises! The morally-corrupt sibling even forsakes his wife (the destitute girl they had taken in and whom Dix relinquished on his account) for an Asian temptress, whom he eventually kills (the only commandment, according to his spouse, not yet broken by him); in the end, the boy gets his come-uppance and Dix can reclaim his lady. While the two sections may seem to jell better than those in NOAH’S ARK, the overall achievement is a lesser one – and not just to it, but THE KING OF KINGS (by the way, Christ makes a ‘cameo’ appearance here towards the end!) and, most importantly, the later version…if still quite worthwhile in itself.


04/12/09: SIMON BOLIVAR (Alessandro Blasetti, 1969)

To begin with, I had never heard of this one before its late-night screening on Italian TV not too long ago; the sole appraisal I read about it back then gave the film – revolving around the struggle under the titular general to unite the South American countries into repelling the Spanish oppressors – the thumbs down but I have to say that I liked it well enough. Incidentally, it proved distinguished director Blasetti’s swansong – a return to the epic scale of his most famous productions i.e. THE IRON CROWN (1941) and FABIOLA (1948), though certainly not up to them despite effort all round. Maximilian Schell makes a fine, thoughtful lead; he is supported by the likes of Rosanna Schiaffino (as the unfulfilled wife of an enemy officer who becomes romantically involved with Bolivar) and Francisco Rabal (as a peasant leader who, at first, is unwilling to serve under the Venezuelan general but subsequently emerges the most loyal among his allies). As a matter of fact, Schell brings together about 5 different factions – all of whose individual endeavor had proven futile, while as one army they manage to make a considerable dent in the Spanish lines; that said, Bolivar’s zeal (driving the exhausted soldiers on to further conquests) is misconstrued even by his own followers and ends up accused of dictatorial presumptions! Needless to say, the film’s tone is heavily redolent of the revolutionary fervor which marked the latter half of the 1960s: in that respect, one can also detect links with the Spaghetti Western subgenre – particularly in view of a jauntily rousing score by the reliable Carlo Savina. The emphasis here is on impassioned speeches and period detail (the widescreen location photography is a big plus, too) rather than sweeping battle scenes yet, when it has to rely upon them, they are still reasonably well-staged.


Epic/Religious Month Day #13:


04/13/09: JOAN LUI – MA UN GIORNO NEL PAESE ARRIVO IO DI LUNEDI` (Adriano Celentano, 1985)

Many an Italian pop singer dabbled in cinema (there was something of a boom in the 1960s, though few if any seemed to cater beyond their strictest fan-base) but, past that initial phase, Adriano Celentano harbored ambitions to make his own films (writing, directing, obviously scoring and even editing his own material!). Curiously enough, I came across 4 of his vehicles practically simultaneously: 2 of which were helmed by notable directors, Pietro Germi’s SERAFINO (1968) and Pasquale Festa Campanile’s RUGANTINO (1973), and a couple more – the picture under review and the earlier YUPPI DU (1975; which has recently been re-edited and shown at the last Venice Film Festival!) – he made himself. This oddly-named movie (the long title translating to JOAN HIM – BUT ONE DAY IN THE COUNTRY I WILL ARRIVE ON A MONDAY!) is actually the first I watched of them – included in my epic/religious marathon due to its Christ allegory. The star, of course, is the Messiah figure who, as a sign of the times (though hardly an original concept: see Peter Watkins’ PRIVILEGE [1967]), imparts his message – after the preliminary consternation – via the established media of our age. Even so, unless one understands the phenomenon – which endures to this day – of the wiry Celentano himself (a combination of quasi-neanderthal features and an equally distinctive raspy voice), one may well end up baffled by this whole self-indulgent enterprise…especially since the character is never seen to do much of anything (for instance, he monopolizes the airwaves, consequently notching up record TV ratings, but ends up making just a split-second silent appearance!). The songs are typical 1980s electro-pop but still bearing the star’s particular signature, especially the number performed in a discotheque named “The Temple” sporting deliberately gibberish lyrics set to a catchy rhythm! A still attractive Claudia Mori (Celentano’s real-life wife) is featured as a Communist female reporter, Marthe Keller plays his long-suffering agent and the character of a chauffeur-turned-assistant is played by the bespectacled (and most prominent) member of a stand-up comic trio dubbed “I Tre Tre”. Of course, within such a framework, there also has to be a corresponding figure of evil – represented here, albeit not too convincingly, by an Asian crime boss: actually, he first appears as a lame person cured by Joan Lui at the aforementioned disco, subsequently kidnaps the singer along with his two closest collaborators to his vast estate (before whom they even get to sing and dance!), has a penchant for speaking in Celentano’s own voice (to mirror the dual nature of a man’s soul) and is ultimately metamorphosed into a snake (a creepily effective scene) at the Armageddon-type climax. While I cannot say that the film has made me want to rush into checking out the star’s other work, being more interesting for what it attempted to do than the uneven achievement in itself, there is no denying that it is arresting in spots (thanks to the kinetic editing style and the odd surreal image like the nightmare sequence featuring a cross-bearing, long-haired and bearded Celentano!) and the star’s own magnetic/enigmatic personality is still enough of an incentive for one to keep watching.


Epic/Religious Month Day #14:


04/14/09: JOAN THE WOMAN (Cecil B. De Mille, 1917)

One of the most famous American Silent productions is also among the first to deal with the much-filmed subject of Joan of Arc – treated over the years in both an elaborate and intimate manner. De Mille being De Mille, this particular version naturally takes the former path – even drawing parallels with the ongoing 1914-18 war (in the bookend sequence, a British soldier is inspired by Joan’s sacrifice to undertake a suicide mission). Incidentally, this aspect necessitates a certain sympathy for the English – resulting in a tentative yet unconvincing romance between the heroine and, of all people, the young man leading the enemy forces facing her! Geraldine Farrar is an earnest but clearly over-age and rather ordinary-looking Joan, while the figure of Bishop Cauchon – whom she spites and ends up on the receiving end of his ire during the subsequent trial – inevitably represents the archaic prototype of the hissable villain; he is abetted in his wickedness by a so-called mad monk (who eventually repents) and an enemy agent dubbed “The Spider” posing as the uncrowned King’s jester – with the latter, always depicted as something of an idiot, being easily influenced by their wiles and proving rather unworthy of Joan’s championing. Of course, the film – a hefty but rarely boring 137 minutes – illustrates the most significant events in the exploits of the Maid Of Orleans: receiving her spiritual calling via symbolic crucifixion on a fleur-de-lys lit against the back wall of her room (she later experiences visions of a radiant sword and a black horseman alerting her to impending doom), her military campaign (by way of one lengthy and surprisingly fierce battle) and her martyrdom (though the hearing itself – around which would be built some of the best versions of the story – is rather hastily resolved with the threat of torture). In retrospect, this De Mille effort can be seen to have retained its essential relevance (despite its obvious age) when compared to other accounts of the life of Saint Joan (of which this is the eight example that I have seen). Incidentally, being the 50th anniversary of the director’s passing, I have managed to acquire a fair number of his works (some of which had thus far eluded me) – including two more well-regarded Silent dramas, namely THE CHEAT (1915) and THE WHISPERING CHORUS (1918) – and which I now hope to check out in the not-too-distant future.
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Loving Couples - You could mistake this for a Bergman film at first glance. It's shot by Sven Nykvist, and it's got a number of his favorite actors. In fact, director Mai Zetterling was herself in a couple of films. Even the basic plotline, the stories of three very different women in a maternity ward, is the same as Brink of Life. Zetterling focuses more on the events that got them there, in an extensive series of flashbacks (which is itself not unlike Secrets of Women), which reach a climax involving all three characters coming together at a midsummer gathering (think Smiles of a Summer Night). I liked childlike, carefree, hedonistic Agda (Harriet Andersson) and bitter, gloomy alcoholic Adele (Gunnel Lindblom). But I wasn't too intrigued by Angela (Gio Petré), who felt lifeless and underdeveloped, despite having the most screen time. Now maybe it's a coincidence that the Bergman regulars got the more interesting parts, or maybe I liked them more because of their association with Bergman. Or the more likely explanation: Bergman chose to work with actors who knew how to get the most out of a part (Petré did have a small role in Wild Strawberries, though). Nykvist's photography is beautiful, but it doesn't make up for the fact that the story seems to drag and meander nowhere whenever it focuses on Angela. I'm on the fence about my rating, but since Andersson and Lindblom are so good, I'll go with 7. But it's a low 7. Rating: 7
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Tremors 4: The Legend Begins
OK... what we have here is a mixture of Western and Horror... something you don't see too often. I definitely enjoyed it... though I would say the first half hour was a bit on the slow side. In this movie you only get to see the graboid version of the creatures... of course in this movie they call them something different since the name graboid was thought of in the first movie... in this one they call the creature Dirt Dragons. The hired gun in this movie is played by Billy Drago... who I like a lot... ever since I first say him play the Demon of Fear in several episodes of Charmed.
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Battle of Chemulpo Bay (1904)

Ambitious Edison short runs three-minutes but packs a nice little punch. The film is a re-enactment of the battle in Chemulpo Bay during the Russo-Japanese war. The film gives us the point of view from the Japanese ship as it damages and sink two Russian ships. This is a very entertaining little short and what's so amazing about it is how simple it was filmed. The camera stays at the same position the entire time yet you get a good feel for the battle going on. The camera stays positioned behind the Japanese fighters as we see the Russian ships in the far distance. The action is nice and Edwin S. Porter's cinematography is pretty good all things considered. Certainly worth checking out.

Battle of Mafeking (1900)

Nice Edison short is a re-enactment of The Siege of Mafeking, which was a famous battle in the Second Boer War. In the pre-Griffith epic, we see a battle going on as various soldiers are stationed upon a hill. The action includes some wild gun battles as well as one side trying to charge. If you're a fan of epic films then this is one you'll certainly want to see. You might wonder how something running just over a minute could be called "epic" but I think you'll understand after watching this. While the movie might not last very long you can help but marvel at the ambition in the film. The battle we see is actually quite large with a big group of extras scattered throughout this hill. How the director, whoever it was, kept everything going would be interesting to hear.

Bird's-Eye View of San Francisco, Cal., from a Balloon (1902)

A fairly interesting short from Edison shows San Francisco before the great quake, which would happen a few years later. The "gimmick" of this film is that it was shot from a hot air balloon and I'm sure this thing made people line up to see. Considering when it was shot the movie remains fairly interesting but you can't help but wish the cinematography was a little better. Some of the shots, due to the lighting, are extremely dark and this isn't helped by the rather poor shape of the print I saw. There are some interesting things to see here including various houses and building but the quality needed to be a little better.

Blanket-Tossing a New Recruit (1898)

The title pretty much tells you all you need to know about this Edison short, which clocks in at just over thirty-seconds. In the film we see (shock) a recruit being tossed in a blanket. If you're a fan of history then I'm sure you'll enjoy this short as we get to see Company F of the 1st Ohio Volunteers. It was a lot of fun looking at the men, how they acted in front of a camera and the type of outfits they were wearing. If you'd be interesting in seeing this part of history then I'm sure you'll want to check this out. It goes without saying but this type of "entertainment" is a little different than how we think of that word in comparison to movies of today.

Boers Bringing in British Prisoners (1900)

Another interesting part of history has this Edison short showing the Gordon Highlanders, Irish Fusilliers and English Lancers being transported by a troop of Boer Cavalry. The short runs just over a minute and there's really nothing ground breaking, filmmaking wise, but if you enjoy seeing a part of history then I'm sure you'll enjoy this. The movie has the camera sitting far back and then having the men walk towards it. The effect is a pretty good one and the print quality is still looking quite good.

Bombardment of Taku Forts, by the Allied Fleets (1900)

Another ambitious war short from Edison shows a group of ships maneuvering for position as they get ready to do battle. This naval film is pretty exciting as it runs three-minutes and for the most part it contains all action. Seeing these older boats is an interesting piece of history but the actual battle scenes are also quite nice. The dust and smoke being thrown into the air by the bombs are quite a site for the eyes so I think silent film buffs will get a lot of entertainment out of it. The cinematography isn't too bad either.

Bowery Waltz (1897)

Fun Edison short runs just over thirty-seconds but contains some pretty big laughs. I'm pretty sure the film is meant to be serious as it shows a man taking a woman and the two dancing. Yes, that's all the do but it's hilarious because I'm really not sure what type of dance they're trying to do and it appears the woman is either drunk or terrified of being in front of a camera. The weird dance gets some pretty good laughs even though I doubt it was intended to.

Boxing Cats (Prof. Welton's), The (1894)

When "movies" first came to be, studios would often just grab their cameras and film something popular and then release it to the thousands who wanted to see it. Professor Welton was a popular vaudeville act and his main highlight was two cats, wearing boxing gloves, who would do battle in the ring. PETA members will certainly want to stay away as the Professor holds the cats by their backs and makes this box. While some might object to this I find the overall film rather innocent, charming and fun. Seeing the cats go at it for around thirty-seconds might not be entertainment like we expect today but I'm sure it was a riot back in the day.

Breaking of the Crowd at Military Review at Longchamps (1900)

Fun Edison short has the title pretty much telling you what happens. Running just over a minute, this film has a large group of people breaking up and going off in various directions. Once again the main draw of this film is just the history of what we're seeing. I always enjoy watching these films because we get an authentic look at the type of clothes, chairs and even hats that people were wearing back in the day. The best thing about this movie is one man who enjoys showing off for the camera as he walks past it twice doing different things including smiling at it.

Bucking Broncho (1894)

Early Edison short shows an act from "Buffalo Bill's Wild West Show" and has a cowboy riding (as the title says) a bucking broncho. The film runs just over twenty-seconds so don't expect anything too ground breaking but it's still a nice little film considering the time it was made. I was really impressed with how good the cinematography was considering the age of the movie and how much stuff like this was being done at the time. Fans of early cinema will certainly want to watch this one. Even better is the danger of the event, which comes off quite well.

Buffalo Dance (1894)

Another interesting piece of history, this Edison short runs just fifteen-seconds but it's very entertaining. We see three Indians doing a "buffalo dance", which was a ritual they'd do as part of the "Buffalo Bill Wild West Show". I'm sure fans back in the day got a great kick (and laughter) out of seeing this but the movie remains interesting today just as a part of history. It's great seeing an actual show of what people back in the day were watching and with that in mind, this is the main reason why I love watching these older films. Those expecting some ground breaking action will be disappointed but silent film buffs will be entertained.

Buffalo Fire Department in Action (1897)

Back in the days of early cinema there were various subjects that were incredibly popular with the public and fire was one of them. This Edison produced short is one of many to feature a fire or the fire department and all you need to know about this one is to read the title. We see ten horse drawn carriages racing down a street obviously on the way to a fire. I've said this quite often in reviewing these older movies but I just love them. This only runs 20-seconds but it's great fun seeing how life was back in the day. Yes, we could always watch a recent movie that takes place in 1897 but it just wouldn't be the same as seeing the real thing.
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