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***MINOR SPOILERS FOR ANTICHRIST***
Hmm...after reading Mario's post I somewhat rethink my original theory on the film, although I'm not sure about her depression if she was just wanting to take it out on the men in her life. The shoes and even the Three Beggars didn't really come to me in any way, shape or form so they're things that I'd have to continue to think about. I loved BREAKING THE WAVES and DOGVILLE but never really felt the need to watch them a second time. This might hold true with ANTICHRIST but I'm itching to give it another shot just to clear up a few things in my own mind. I'd certainly jump at the chance to see that opening sequence on the big screen but it probably won't play anywhere around here.
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With high art like NEW MOON taking up every screen, it's certainly understandable why this and a new Herzog film can't get on anything over a couple dozen screens. 
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Harry Essex
This semi, unofficial remake of CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON doesn't shy away from ripping off various scenes from that film. In this one, a group of scientists (and of course a money hungry POS) discover that there might be a half man, half octopus's in the Mexican swamps so they try to track him down. Soon he's fighting back and killing everyone around. Okay, this is a rather hard film to judge because there's no question that this is an awful movie. Everything from the performances to the screenplay to the direction are downright bad. There are some rather interesting things about the film and we can start off with director/writer Harry Essex. He previously wrote the screenplay for Universal's MAN MADE MONSTER but also CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON itself so I guess he has the right to rip off his own work. How he wrote them amazes me after watching this screenplay, which has the be one of the worst ever written because none of it ever makes any sense. The movie never really makes it clear what the scientists are doing, where on earth they're at since the scenery is constantly changing and best of all is that they follow the monster in a RV and not a boat. The top billed Pier Angeli, who some might remember from SOMEBODY UP THERE LIKES ME, died of a drug overdose during production, which certainly leaves a dark spot on the film. Thirdly, future Oscar-winner Rick Baker did the monster costume and effects here. Yes, it's obvious the thing is a rubber suit but I must admit that I liked the creation because it at least looks campy like the costumes from the 1950s horror films that this one is clearly trying to be like. The violence in the film is pretty good as well as the swinging arms of the monster is always knocking eyes out or ripping flesh. Again, if you're wanting art then I'd recommend checking out the work of Bunuel. If you're wanting good, drive-in fun then this film really fits the bill. This would make a perfect double feature with ZAAT, which I watched a few weeks earlier.
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Bob Claver
It's common knowledge that THE EXORCIST and JAWS made a lot of money at the box office. It's common knowledge that both films had countless, needless rips that would follow throughout the decade. What isn't common knowledge is why it took so long for someone to try and take both films and mix them into one. The film starts off on a train as a large snake breaks free and lands in a small Alabama town where it starts to kill people. We then flash forward to a Priest (Fritz Weaver) whose father happened to have been fighting Druids or something and it turns out that Satan himself has taken over the body of this snake. This true excitement leads to a dingy cave where the Priest must perform an exorcism on the snake. I'm fairly convinced that Satan's an evil guy but if The Rolling Stone's Sympathy for the Devil thought me anything, it would be that evil Satan would be ashamed to be associated with this film. There are bad movies then there are movies like this that make no sense at all and will leave you scratching your head every few minutes. It should be noted that Dean Cundy (HALLOWEEN, THE FOG) did the cinematography here and Christina Applegate made her screen debut. With that out of the way, this movie gets off to an incredibly bad start. We're on the train when a number of stupid events take place and not a single one of them makes any sense. The second man the snake goes after has a shot of the snake where we can easily see the glass between it and the man. What's worse is that this piece of glass is not only seen but it's extremely dirty from previous takes The story itself is all over the place as it's never quite clear what's going on as we got Satan taking the body of a snake but then we have the Druid plot thrown in for whatever reason. As in JAWS, we have the evil mayor who wants to keep the story on the quiet side so that a dog track can come to town. The performances are all bland to poor but we don't necessarily come to a movie like this for the performances. For the most part the snake attack scenes are rather tame but there are a few quick shots of blood. We get one stupid scene after another but in the end there's no doubt that this here is one of the worst rips of either JAWS or THE EXORCIST.
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Anthony Giacchino
Another good documentary in the never ending lines of looks at the assassination of John F. Kennedy. This one here takes a look at the first twenty-four hours after the assassination and points the spotlight on Lyndon Johnson who was forced to take off as the country was, as it seemed then, falling apart. This is an extremely well-made documentary that has plenty of talking heads on board but they also offer up some voice re-creations of people who were in Dallas and around Kennedy and Johnson as all of this was going on. The documentary does ask a lot of questions like why was it that Johnson didn't know what was going on with Kennedy even though he was staying only a few feet from where the dead President's body was. The documentary really focuses in on Johnson and how no one was telling him anything even though he was technically the President. The second half of the film deals with a lot of the heated debate that would come up between Johnson and Robert Kennedy who felt that the new President was moving too fast to get into office. This is a good companion piece to JFK: 3 SHOTS THAT CHANGED AMERICA because this lets us see this history from the man who was right there getting something he really wanted but under very bad circumstances. I loved the way the documentary tried to show what a bad situation he was in because he was so scared of the Kennedy name and family, fearing that they might try to destroy him, which many would feel that they'd later do. I do take a few issues with how bad they make Johnson look but at the same time I think the film is just as hard on Robert Kennedy who really comes off in a bad light. Mrs. Kennedy is shown in the grace that she always is and the stories of what happened on board Air Force One between her and the new President were quite harrowing.
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Arvid E. Gillstrom
This short was taken from the famous Winnie Winkle comic strip with Ethelyn Gibson playing her here in one quick sequence. The main story here is her kid sister Perry (Billie Butts) whose gang enters a baseball game against their rival gang. While watching this film I couldn't help but think of the Our Gang series, which was certainly more entertaining and featured plenty more laughs. I was really shocked at how unfunny this thing was and even though I'm really not familiar with the comic strip, I don't think that's the reason I didn't enjoy this film more. The biggest problem is that every joke took the obvious route, which made the film appear even more dull than it might have been otherwise. Not only is the film rather flat and unfunny but we get some rather typical for the time humor with the black kid, with white lips, getting the majority of the abuse. The strange thing is that the good guys clubhouse has KKK written on their door and of course the only black kid happens to be on the other team. How something like this got through even in 1926 is beyond me but it certainly left me scratching my head.
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Jean Negulesco
Cliff Edwards, playing himself, is working on a dude ranch when word gets around that some rich women are about to pay a visit. The men clean the place up and await the big arrival but things aren't what they seem. I must admit that this film ended and I was sitting there wondering what had happened. The movie runs a brief 9-minutes but this thing was over before anything really happened. There's one minor twist in the film so I'm guessing this is all that was suppose to have been delivered. The movie itself isn't too bad as we get a couple quick music numbers including "I Can't Get Along Little Dogie", which is certainly the highlight of the film. Edwards comes off quite natural here and manages to be charming as he does his thing.
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A rather too laid back and bland entry in MGM's TravelTalks series takes us to Death Valley where we learn it got its name from a pioneer who, once leaving the place, looked back at all the death it causes and called it "Death Valley". The first half of the film takes us to a Borax mine where we get to see various mines and forms of transportation that were used to get around. We learn about everyone who went there looking for gold but turned up empty handed. Once again there really aren't any major surprised in this entry but that's to be expected considering all of these had one thing in mind and that was to show places to people across the country who would never have another chance to see them for themselves. On that level this series has always worked but this here isn't one of the better entries. I thought the film wasted way too much time at the mines because we really don't learn too much and there are several small sequences where nothing is being said. The visuals here are certainly the main reason to watch the film as those deadly valleys certainly look great in Technicolor.
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TravelTalks entry takes us to Guatemala where we learn that it became the capital three years after the original was destroyed by an earthquake. From there we learn that there are 170,000 people living there at the time and that many of them visit a theater downtown where they learn about other parts of the world by watching TravelTalks shorts. The funniest moment in the film tells us about a law that was passed in 1931 where anyone elected to the government must show all of their earnings so that the people can make sure they didn't take any bribes while in office. When their term is over, if their bank account has extra, unaccounted for money then they must return it. This is a pretty good entry in the series as FitzPatrick's narration hits all the right notes and it was pretty funny seeing the TravelTalks ad at this theater. Once again the Technicolor is the best friend as we get some great visuals including some really nice looking buildings. Also on hand is a pretty good looking statue of Columbus.
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Roy Rowland
Robert Benchley returns for another in his "How to..." series with this one looking at how a father should raise his son. We see how a father should take responsibility and not leave everything up to his wife and that includes getting up in the morning and giving the kid a bath. We also learn how important it is to make sure you don't eat all of the kids food. I've always said that Benchley is a tad bit hit and miss but this one here falls somewhere in the middle. It's not a complete success but if you have eight minutes to kill then you'll find yourself entertained. I watched this short two weeks after my own kid was born so I think this gave me a few more chuckles than it would have gotten otherwise. The movie features a pretty good laugh when daddy is trying to get the kid to eat and another nice scene where both mom and dad pretend to be asleep so that the other will get up in the morning. A few of the films in this series has Benchley talking to the viewer while all the action is going on but here he does the narration and keeps the movie itself silent. I think this here works a lot better than when he's on the screen and directly talking to us while dealing with everything as the "actor".
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Nice entry in MGM's TravelTalks series takes a look at Egypt with the main key being to show us that not too much has changed over the past three-thousand years. James A. FitzPatrick once again narrates all the story as we get to see various interesting locations with the highlight clearly being the Valley of Kings burial spot where thousands were buried throughout various centuries. We get some brief talk about the most famous person, which of course was King Tut. We then get to see some modern hotels that remain "true to the past" by still being surrounding by rock structures and other objects, which have been around for centuries. Once again the real highlight is the Technicolor, which really does this film a lot of justice especially during those wide shots of the deserts and the beautiful sands. The print shown on TCM was a little dirty but there's still enough clean color to really have the images jump off the screen.
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A rather bland Pete Smith short is pretty simple in terms of both execution and story. We have a "turkey carving expert" show us the correct way to carve a turkey so that not as much meat gets thrown away. We then see an average Joe asked by his wife to cut the turkey but of course everything goes wrong as he's nervous, doesn't know what he's doing and of course is given a dull knife. The Pete Smith series from MGM offered countless good films but sadly this here isn't one of them. There's really nothing funny here as the writing is just way too simple and constantly giving us the obvious gags, which the viewer will see coming from a mile away. When you do finally see them, since you expected them, they don't get a single laugh. The sad thing is that a pretty good looking turkey is wasted and not a single laugh comes from it. The first part of the film showing us the proper way to cut a turkey is mildly entertaining but in all my years on Earth I've yet to see anyone else cut a turkey like this.
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This entry in the TravelTalks series takes us back to England where we learn that after WWII the country tried to make the effort to turn their land into a valuable asset. We see the large farms with the entire family (including grandma) working and see a local blacksmith who doesn't appear to have grown with the times. Also on hand is the burial site of poet Thomas Gray and the Cambridge American Military cemetery. If you've seen one of these then you know what to expect and this entry lives up to the nice quality of the series. Once again it's the Technicolor that really jumps out at you even if the print shown on TCM was in pretty bad condition. The golden look of the crops is what really stands out as does the beautiful white crosses at the cemetery. James A. FitzPatrick's narration once again fits the film.
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Joseph M. Newman
The 61st entry in John Nesbitt's Passing Parade series once again features a very interesting, if forgotten, bit of history. The film tells the story of Everett Nordill (Leon Ames), a mastermind behind a counterfeiting ring, which included the help of his three young daughters. A government man begins trailing Nordill but it seems impossible that he'll make a mistake to give himself away. This is another winning entry in the series as the story itself is quite entertaining and the twist in how they were able to finally bring him down was pretty funny in a weird sort of way. Once again the story itself is the main ingredient as all the films in the series depended on good storytelling to make everything work. Ames, best known for his role in MEET ME IN ST. LOUIS, turns in another charming performance and really captures the "gentleman" side of his character. The supporting cast is also pretty good in their roles even if none really jump out at you. The film features some nice direction and a really good atmosphere that helps put you in the time that the film is set.
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Sam Wood
I'm not sure how many people know this but William Haines made three films in 1930 and they were so popular that he was voted the most popular actor of the year. This was Haines first talkie after years in the silent era where he played obnoxious brats who would do anything to get his way. In this film, he plays an obnoxious brat who returns home from college and refuses to settle down in any way, shape or form. He reluctantly gets a job where he falls in love with the secretary (Lelia Hyams) but she wants nothing to do with him so he decides to bug her to death, kidnap her and torture her some more. Okay, we all know that THE JAZZ SINGER was released in 1927 and it pretty much had people wondering if silents would ever be needed again. I always point to 1928's THE WIND as proof that movies didn't need sound. This film here is my second bit of evidence in this theory because Haines is so downright obnoxious that you'll with the film was silent so you wouldn't have to hear him. Apparently MGM also released this in a silent version and I wouldn't mind seeing it because what we've got here is pretty bad on all levels. I'd almost recommend people to watch this just to see how bad it actually is. There are a couple good moments so I'll get them out of the way now. There's a pretty funny sequence where Haines pays a waiter to throw some onion soup on his rival (Francis X. Bushman, Jr.). Bushman, Jr. himself is pretty good here and there's also another decent sequence with Marie Dressler towards the end of the movie. Now, for the bad, which is pretty much everything else. For starters, Haines is so obnoxious that you won't be able to not hate him. Not only is the actor himself way too over the top but his character is such a mean jerk that you want to see him beaten to a pulp. That's not a good feeling to have for the lead actor. The scenes with him pretty much forcing himself on the girl and kidnapping her doesn't work because of how much we hate him. Hyams isn't any better as the female lead but the less said the better. The technical side of the film is also quite poor as there are several sequences with the actors moving where it becomes quite hard to understand what they're saying as they move further away from the mic. The opening sequence at the house is also pretty ugly to watch as several of the actors in the frame have their heads cut off. The biggest sin of this turkey is that there's just not enough laughs to carry a 91-minute movie. Perhaps had this been 60 or 65 minutes then it might have worked but not at this long time. It's worth noting that there's a joke where one character says he doesn't understand why people would be against birth control in regards to Haines. I'm not sure how many films this early mentioned birth control but the quote itself is something I have to agree with in regards to this character.
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Ray Enright
By the numbers bio pic from RKO features Pat O'Brien in the role of William 'Frank' Cavanaugh, a top football coach who gave up his career to enter WWI where he became a hero. After the war he went back to coaching where he ended up having one of the best winning percentages in football history. There are some nice things about this bio pic but in the end there's just too many familiar items to make it a complete winner. You can also clearly see that RKO didn't have too much money to spend because there's way too much stock footage from either earlier silent movies or just newsreels. This is an extremely big problem when we're watching one of the footballs games and we're suppose to be caught up in what's going on but we're just seeing stock footage with cutaways to O'Brien sitting on the sideline. This certainly takes one out of the action and this also happens during the war scenes. Some of the war scenes contain actual footage and these moments are among the best in the film as O'Brien does a very good job at motivating his men before going into battle. These speeches are also very well handled by the actor in terms of the football talk as he easily films the coach role as he did earlier in COLLEGE COACH and of course KNUTE ROCKNE, ALL AMERICAN. He's fine in the role as is Ruth Warrick and Robert Ryan in their supporting roles. The film moves along at a pretty good speed but one can't help but feel there's no real direction going on as the film is all over the place in what it's trying to do. At one point it wants to be a football film. The next minutes a complete bio of the man. The next minute it's hyping up the patriotic tone, which is understandable considering what was going on when the movie was originally released. None of the three things really come together and in the end we're left with a movie that offers nothing new to the genre.
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Robert Emmett Tansey
After another agent is gunned down, narcotics Agent Phil Sherrin (William Henry) leads the investigation, which takes him from big cities down to small Mexican towns. He and his men are not only trying to find the drug dealers but also put an end to their violence. This film turned out to be a pretty rare one when it recently got its debut on Turner Classic Movies but I have to wonder why they'd put a thing like this on during prime time. This is certainly a "C" movie that features some well known "B" actors in a rather bland and predictable little drama that really doesn't have too much going for it outside of the nice cast. The biggest problem with the film is that it tries to be a lot smarter than it actually is. This is the type of film that tries to act like it knows a lot of behind the scenes stuff when everything we're watching is pretty laid back, boring and really just comes off as being unoriginal. The movie runs a short 67-minutes but the film seems twice as long due to the slow pacing and the fact that it seems the story never really knows where it wants to go. The cast is full of veterans with many who appeared in over one hundred films. Some might remember lead actor Henry from small parts in films like THE THIN MAN and TARZAN ESCAPES. He doesn't really put too much energy into his role nor does Lyle Talbot in his few scenes. Vet Robert Shayne and newcomer Joe Turkel also appear in the film. Movita, best known for playing a love interest in 1935's MUTINY ON THE BOUNTY and being Marlon Brando's future wife, appears as a Spanish dancer. Fans of "C" movies might be tempted to check this out like I was but there really wasn't anything here that grabbed my attention. The opening sequence is meant to be full of suspense but it falls flat on its face as does everything that follows.
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Lewis Milestone
Charming musical has Al Jolson playing a New York tramp who is more than happy to live, play and act the role of a bum. He begins to have second thoughts when he saves a girl (Madge Evans) from suicide and then learns she belongs to his Mayor (Frank Morgan) friend. There's no secret that I'm not a fan of Jolson's THE JAZZ SINGER and this here is only the second film of his that I've seen and it was certainly good enough to make me want to seek out more. This is a rather strange mix of politics, music, comedy, romance and all of it set during the Great Depression. This was a pretty surreal film because it mixes so many genres and I really can't put my finger on what worked so well but the entire film has a certain glow to it that makes it rather irresistible for fans of Hollywood's Golden Age. The star here is without a doubt Jolson who really fits the role of the bum quite well. His happy-go-lucky attitude and walk really jumps off the screen and can make one appreciate the film's rather strange message that unemployment is a good thing. The movie certainly takes some dark thoughts and turns them around for a warmth and for this the movie really can't be appreciated even more. Jolson is what sells the material but Evans is just as charming and Morgan makes for a good semi-villain. Co-star Harry Langdon nearly steals the film as the sad-faced Egghead. I wouldn't say any of the songs were true masterpieces but they're all quite catchy with "Hallelujah, I'm a Bum" and "Bumper Found a Grand" really sticking out as the best. I think the love triangle is the weakest aspect of the film and I would have preferred more music over kisses but this is still an enjoyable little gem that certainly shows Jolson off in a very good light.
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Clarance Brown
Extremely well-acted drama from MGM is a rather depressing tale during its first half only to pour too much sugar during the second part. The film takes place during the Depression as Lewis Stone is forced with the fact that his department store is losing too much money and he is forced to lay off several people including one (Lionel Barrymore) who has been with the company for over forty-years. Soon things are getting even worse and Lewis finds himself nearly broke when someone makes an offer for his store. Barrymore gets top-billing and his name over the title but he's got a rather small role and only appears at the start and end of the film. The movie clearly belongs to Stone who turns in a marvelous performance and really makes this film worth seeking. The Depression-era tone of the film certainly fits in well today and one can't help but feel a lot of the messages being said in this movie could be said today. There are some truly depressing moments in this film including the start where Lewis has to lay off Barrymore. The acting these two give during this sequence is certainly spell bounding as they both perfectly nail the situation and really make you feel everything their characters are saying. Barrymore perfectly captures the depression of his character early on and then matches the happiness that would later follow. Colin Clive of FRANKENSTEIN fame has a small role here that doesn't give him too much to do but fans of the horror genre will still enjoy seeing him. The films title was taken from a speech given by F.D.R. and there's no question that the heart was in the right place even though the final third has way too much sugar than what was really needed. Considering a real Depression was going on, it's understandable that the studio wanted to say something with this film so I'm sure it worked better back when it was released. Fans of the two actors will certainly want to check this one out as both men give wonderful performances.
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Part of the American Masters series, this one taking a look at the life and career of Woody Guthrie. Pete Seeger, Bruce Springsteen, various friends, Woody's children and ex-wife are among the people telling his story and what a story it really is. Being a major fan of Bob Dylan, I had always heard Guthrie stories from him but I never really dug too deeply to learn more about the man and after watching this wonderful documentary I'm really kicking myself for that. The documentary starts off at Woody's childhood where he saw his mother go crazy and end up in an asylum. He would eventually end up in an orphanage before heading out on his own to try and make his way through the world, which was going through a Depression. He eventually got interested in a guitar and soon started writing songs about all the pain he was seeing around him. The documentary goes into great detail about Woody's family life as well as what he was going through musically. There were three sides of his music and all three are looked at including his brief period of writing children songs for a daughter who would eventually get killed in a freak accident. Being able to hear stories from his children and wife was the most fascinating thing here because not too many documentaries of people who has passed away decades before can offer this. One of the talking heads says that Guthrie's life was that of something Shakespeare would have written and I'd certainly agree considering how sad his final decade would be as his mind slowly started to go away. The film features countless audio recordings from Guthrie himself as well as many, many songs. The story about him recording one-hundred and fifty songs in two days was amazing all by itself.
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William Castle
Director Castle would end up having two strange pictures released in 1963 with this being one and the other being his extremely poor remake THE OLD DARK HOUSE. This film here isn't quite as bad but it's certainly ever bit as strange. The film starts off at a boarding school in Switzerland where the thirteen girls of the title, all daughters to diplomats, get on a bus and head for London. Once there, the American girl, Candy (Kathy Dunn) expresses her love for the much older agent (Murray Hamilton) who is on the hot seat with her father (Hugh Marlowe). To get her crush back in good standings, the teenage girl uses her brains and body (!?!) to gather information. This is an extremely bizarre little film that certainly deserves to be forgotten even though it does contain a couple interesting things. I guess the best way to sum this film up is by thinking of Nancy Drew in a Disney movie surrounded by the weird Cold War themes that you'd see in some drive-in picture. The film gets off to a rather strange start as we see the teenage girl going into the office of the much older Hamilton and pretty much throwing herself on him. She ends up throwing herself on a couple other men throughout the movie and considering this film is aimed at kids, seeing that type of thing was certainly rather strange. Dunn does a pretty good job in the film as she's certainly cute and charming enough to pull off the role. Hamilton and Marlowe just go through the numbers as does the rest of the cast members. The entire film doesn't work for one main reason and that's the screenplay, which is all over the place and never really makes too much sense. The movie runs 89-minutes, which really drags at times because there are countless scenes that really don't go anywhere. Fans of Castle might want to check this out but they're bound to leave disappointed.
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Jack Conway
When John Barrymore got out of his contract with Warner, MGM wasted no time in signing him and even lesser time in putting him in a film with his brother Lionel. This was the first of five films they'd make together and their easy to spot rivalry really makes this film the charming gem that it is. An elderly detective (Lionel) is convinced that the Duke of Charmerace (John) is the infamous jewel thief known as Arsene Lupin. The detective will stop at nothing to prove his thoughts and that includes bringing in a sexy spy (Karen Morley). The story itself isn't anything ground breaking or Oscar-worthy but it is good enough to build up two nice characters and then stand back and let the actors do all the work. Fans of the brothers will certainly get a kick out of seeing the two men working together as both deliver very strong performances and they really make this film worth seeking out. What works best is the comic timing that the two men bring to the table as well as their rivalry. Each scene that the two men are in you can tell that they are trying to out act the other and this adds a charm that no two other actors could have captured. Just take a look at the sequence at the start when Lionel arrests John thinking that he's lying about being the Duke. Just watch this scene and then compare it to a later scene where John is holding Lionel captive until he can prove that he's really a cop. Morley also fits into the threesome quite well as she has an undeniable sexual tension with John and some fun comic touches with Lionel. The scene where she introduces herself to the Duke while naked in his bed is a pre-code gem. Some could argue that a stronger "story" would have helped matters and it might have but the cast doesn't even bother to speak with French accents so there's no doubt that the studio was just trying to get the two men in the same film. The ending packs a terrific punch as everything gets closed up very tightly and in a way that everyone, including the viewer, wins.
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Chris Robinson, David Worth
This drive-in flick has gathered a rather large cult following over the years as it mixes the blaxploitation and hickploitation genres and surprisingly features some well known actors. A black musician (Leslie Uggams) finds herself stuck in the South after her car dies on her. She checks into a rundown cabin resort ran by the once star Bertha (Shelley Winters) and her secret lover Eddie (Michael Christian) who has dreams of becoming a star. Eddie falls for the black woman who of course is repulsed by the redneck so he just rapes her and soon she's being held hostage by the weird family and even the nutty Sheriff (Slim Pickens). I had heard a lot of bad things about this movie but it wasn't nearly as bad as its reputation but then again, it's not too good either. The movie isn't as wild or as crazy as one might think considering the subject matter as the violence isn't ever too graphic and even the rape scene is rather tame. The rape scene is still rather rememberable because they have a country love song in the back group with quick edits to scenes of dogs humping out in the front yard. The film certainly manages to create a unique atmosphere with its low budget and there's no question that it has a surreal feel from start to finish but in the end there's really not enough here to keep the thing going and being entertaining throughout. What does work are some rather campy performances by both Winters and Pickens. Winters, as was normal for this part of her career, makes countless jokes in reference to her weight and it's funny to see her in something like this just a couple years after picking up her Oscar. Pickens in that dumb, racist redneck that you can't help but love because he doesn't know how dumb or racist he actually is. The actor certainly gets into the part and manages to deliver a few nice laughs. Uggams isn't too bad in her role but it's Ted Cassidy who steals the film as a weird assistant. What really hurts the film is the lead character who really comes off very stuck up and rather rude before any of the stuff begins happening to her. You really can't like her very much so when these bad things start to happen you really can't root for her overly much because of how much you dislike her from the first half of the film. Drive-in and exploitation fans will certainly want to check this one out but others should stay clear.

***MINOR SPOILERS FOR ANTICHRIST***
Hmm...after reading Mario's post I somewhat rethink my original theory on the film, although I'm not sure about her depression if she was just wanting to take it out on the men in her life. The shoes and even the Three Beggars didn't really come to me in any way, shape or form so they're things that I'd have to continue to think about. I loved BREAKING THE WAVES and DOGVILLE but never really felt the need to watch them a second time. This might hold true with ANTICHRIST but I'm itching to give it another shot just to clear up a few things in my own mind. I'd certainly jump at the chance to see that opening sequence on the big screen but it probably won't play anywhere around here.
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Harry Essex
This semi, unofficial remake of CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON doesn't shy away from ripping off various scenes from that film. In this one, a group of scientists (and of course a money hungry POS) discover that there might be a half man, half octopus's in the Mexican swamps so they try to track him down. Soon he's fighting back and killing everyone around. Okay, this is a rather hard film to judge because there's no question that this is an awful movie. Everything from the performances to the screenplay to the direction are downright bad. There are some rather interesting things about the film and we can start off with director/writer Harry Essex. He previously wrote the screenplay for Universal's MAN MADE MONSTER but also CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON itself so I guess he has the right to rip off his own work. How he wrote them amazes me after watching this screenplay, which has the be one of the worst ever written because none of it ever makes any sense. The movie never really makes it clear what the scientists are doing, where on earth they're at since the scenery is constantly changing and best of all is that they follow the monster in a RV and not a boat. The top billed Pier Angeli, who some might remember from SOMEBODY UP THERE LIKES ME, died of a drug overdose during production, which certainly leaves a dark spot on the film. Thirdly, future Oscar-winner Rick Baker did the monster costume and effects here. Yes, it's obvious the thing is a rubber suit but I must admit that I liked the creation because it at least looks campy like the costumes from the 1950s horror films that this one is clearly trying to be like. The violence in the film is pretty good as well as the swinging arms of the monster is always knocking eyes out or ripping flesh. Again, if you're wanting art then I'd recommend checking out the work of Bunuel. If you're wanting good, drive-in fun then this film really fits the bill. This would make a perfect double feature with ZAAT, which I watched a few weeks earlier.
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Bob Claver
It's common knowledge that THE EXORCIST and JAWS made a lot of money at the box office. It's common knowledge that both films had countless, needless rips that would follow throughout the decade. What isn't common knowledge is why it took so long for someone to try and take both films and mix them into one. The film starts off on a train as a large snake breaks free and lands in a small Alabama town where it starts to kill people. We then flash forward to a Priest (Fritz Weaver) whose father happened to have been fighting Druids or something and it turns out that Satan himself has taken over the body of this snake. This true excitement leads to a dingy cave where the Priest must perform an exorcism on the snake. I'm fairly convinced that Satan's an evil guy but if The Rolling Stone's Sympathy for the Devil thought me anything, it would be that evil Satan would be ashamed to be associated with this film. There are bad movies then there are movies like this that make no sense at all and will leave you scratching your head every few minutes. It should be noted that Dean Cundy (HALLOWEEN, THE FOG) did the cinematography here and Christina Applegate made her screen debut. With that out of the way, this movie gets off to an incredibly bad start. We're on the train when a number of stupid events take place and not a single one of them makes any sense. The second man the snake goes after has a shot of the snake where we can easily see the glass between it and the man. What's worse is that this piece of glass is not only seen but it's extremely dirty from previous takes The story itself is all over the place as it's never quite clear what's going on as we got Satan taking the body of a snake but then we have the Druid plot thrown in for whatever reason. As in JAWS, we have the evil mayor who wants to keep the story on the quiet side so that a dog track can come to town. The performances are all bland to poor but we don't necessarily come to a movie like this for the performances. For the most part the snake attack scenes are rather tame but there are a few quick shots of blood. We get one stupid scene after another but in the end there's no doubt that this here is one of the worst rips of either JAWS or THE EXORCIST.
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Lewis Milestone
Charming musical has Al Jolson playing a New York tramp who is more than happy to live, play and act the role of a bum. He begins to have second thoughts when he saves a girl (Madge Evans) from suicide and then learns she belongs to his Mayor (Frank Morgan) friend. There's no secret that I'm not a fan of Jolson's THE JAZZ SINGER and this here is only the second film of his that I've seen and it was certainly good enough to make me want to seek out more. This is a rather strange mix of politics, music, comedy, romance and all of it set during the Great Depression. This was a pretty surreal film because it mixes so many genres and I really can't put my finger on what worked so well but the entire film has a certain glow to it that makes it rather irresistible for fans of Hollywood's Golden Age. The star here is without a doubt Jolson who really fits the role of the bum quite well. His happy-go-lucky attitude and walk really jumps off the screen and can make one appreciate the film's rather strange message that unemployment is a good thing. The movie certainly takes some dark thoughts and turns them around for a warmth and for this the movie really can't be appreciated even more. Jolson is what sells the material but Evans is just as charming and Morgan makes for a good semi-villain. Co-star Harry Langdon nearly steals the film as the sad-faced Egghead. I wouldn't say any of the songs were true masterpieces but they're all quite catchy with "Hallelujah, I'm a Bum" and "Bumper Found a Grand" really sticking out as the best. I think the love triangle is the weakest aspect of the film and I would have preferred more music over kisses but this is still an enjoyable little gem that certainly shows Jolson off in a very good light.
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William Castle
Director Castle would end up having two strange pictures released in 1963 with this being one and the other being his extremely poor remake THE OLD DARK HOUSE. This film here isn't quite as bad but it's certainly ever bit as strange. The film starts off at a boarding school in Switzerland where the thirteen girls of the title, all daughters to diplomats, get on a bus and head for London. Once there, the American girl, Candy (Kathy Dunn) expresses her love for the much older agent (Murray Hamilton) who is on the hot seat with her father (Hugh Marlowe). To get her crush back in good standings, the teenage girl uses her brains and body (!?!) to gather information. This is an extremely bizarre little film that certainly deserves to be forgotten even though it does contain a couple interesting things. I guess the best way to sum this film up is by thinking of Nancy Drew in a Disney movie surrounded by the weird Cold War themes that you'd see in some drive-in picture. The film gets off to a rather strange start as we see the teenage girl going into the office of the much older Hamilton and pretty much throwing herself on him. She ends up throwing herself on a couple other men throughout the movie and considering this film is aimed at kids, seeing that type of thing was certainly rather strange. Dunn does a pretty good job in the film as she's certainly cute and charming enough to pull off the role. Hamilton and Marlowe just go through the numbers as does the rest of the cast members. The entire film doesn't work for one main reason and that's the screenplay, which is all over the place and never really makes too much sense. The movie runs 89-minutes, which really drags at times because there are countless scenes that really don't go anywhere. Fans of Castle might want to check this out but they're bound to leave disappointed.
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Jack Conway
When John Barrymore got out of his contract with Warner, MGM wasted no time in signing him and even lesser time in putting him in a film with his brother Lionel. This was the first of five films they'd make together and their easy to spot rivalry really makes this film the charming gem that it is. An elderly detective (Lionel) is convinced that the Duke of Charmerace (John) is the infamous jewel thief known as Arsene Lupin. The detective will stop at nothing to prove his thoughts and that includes bringing in a sexy spy (Karen Morley). The story itself isn't anything ground breaking or Oscar-worthy but it is good enough to build up two nice characters and then stand back and let the actors do all the work. Fans of the brothers will certainly get a kick out of seeing the two men working together as both deliver very strong performances and they really make this film worth seeking out. What works best is the comic timing that the two men bring to the table as well as their rivalry. Each scene that the two men are in you can tell that they are trying to out act the other and this adds a charm that no two other actors could have captured. Just take a look at the sequence at the start when Lionel arrests John thinking that he's lying about being the Duke. Just watch this scene and then compare it to a later scene where John is holding Lionel captive until he can prove that he's really a cop. Morley also fits into the threesome quite well as she has an undeniable sexual tension with John and some fun comic touches with Lionel. The scene where she introduces herself to the Duke while naked in his bed is a pre-code gem. Some could argue that a stronger "story" would have helped matters and it might have but the cast doesn't even bother to speak with French accents so there's no doubt that the studio was just trying to get the two men in the same film. The ending packs a terrific punch as everything gets closed up very tightly and in a way that everyone, including the viewer, wins.
Mario, I had heard OCTAMAN was quite rare until recently when a remastered print turned up on THIS (a new station here). I had heard that older prints were way too dark to see what was going on but the print shown here was in great shape. Not the greatest film ever mad but it was fun. As far as JAWS OF SATAN goes, a real disappointment because I usually love killer snake movies. Snakes scare the hell out of me so that's why I enjoy watching the movies so much but this one here did nothing.
As for Jolson, I'd really like to check out more of his films but I'll wait until they shown up on TCM. I know Warner's DVD-R market has a few of them but I'm not really willing to pay that much for them. I plan on ordering some of their short collections in the next few days but the features will have to wait for better deals or the store in Louisville starts to carry more of them (they do have the horror titles for rent).
As for Castle, I use to call him one of my favorite horror directors but that was before I started watching more of his films. I've seen quite a few now and I must admit that I'm starting to lose my appeal for him because some of the last few have been quite bad. I'll always love THE TINGLER and HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL but I can't say I enjoy Castle enough to really search out some of his rarer titles.
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J.J. Abrams
Okay, I must start off by saying I'm not a fan of the series and I'm not a hater. I've seen one of the original films and I don't recall a thing about it. I've watched bits and pieces of the original TV series over the years but not a single episode complete. So, I'm writing this as an outsider so I have no feelings going into the film in regards to anything that does or doesn't happen and how things might be different than what came before this. What story is here centers on Kirk (Chris Pine) and Spock (Zachary Quinto) as the two must put aside their differences to try and stop an evil leader (Eric Bana) who plans on destroying just about everything he can. I guess it should be said that this is a rather amazing production that has one great action scene after another. The visual look of the film is quite amazing and it always amuses me to watch something like this and know that there are people out there with this type of imagination that can really open up and let stuff like this fly out. The CGI-effects are mighty impressive and even the cast members, for the most part, offer up nice performances. I'd also add that Abrams handles all the material extremely well and delivers not only a brilliant look but the action scenes all try to top the previous one. With that said, there's a lot to look at but there's very little heart or soul to be had. Perhaps fans of the series or previous movies will disagree but to me this was just one big action picture full of eye candy but nothing else in terms of a story. The CGI effects, while great, take up 98% of everything we see so they are the movie and not the characters, their actions or anything else. I'm certainly not expecting Bergman here but I did expect a little more. This is certainly a summer blockbuster at its highest levels in terms of action, explosions and all around spectacle, which will be reason enough for millions to view it and enjoy it.
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Seth Gordon
It's hard to believe that a comedy like this would feature five Academy Award winners but that's the case and the end results aren't as bad as some critics made them appear. Reese Witherspoon and Vince Vaughn play the perfect couple who enjoy their lives together, which doesn't include their family. After a lie they've been telling is blown, they're forced to visit all four of their divorced parents in one day. This comedy is certainly as light weight as they come but the terrific cast makes it worth watching even though you'll still be scratching your head wondering how so many Oscar-winners ended up in one film. You have Robert Duvall, Sissy Spacek, Jon Voight and Mary Steenburgen playing all the parents but you also have famous faces like Jon Favreau, Tim McGraw and Dwight Yoakam filling out supporting roles. With all these famous faces you can't help but stay mildly entertained throughout the rather short 89-minute running time. The jokes are all rather childish but this is a family comedy after all. We get several jokes with Witherspoon not liking children yet having to hold them only to get screamed at or puked on. We have other small jokes like Vaughn's brothers being wannabe wrestlers. We get jokes dealing with showing pictures that all parents show to embarrass their kids. Some of the humor is a darker, sexual related but it all gets minor laughs. There's certainly nothing here that's going to make you fall on the ground laughing but if you enjoy cheap humor then you'll certainly want to check it out. The cast has Vaughn leading the way giving his best Vaughn performance that only Vaughn could give. Witherspoon once again proves to be better than the material at hand, which is something happening quite a bit. Spacek and Voight doesn't get too much screentime but Duvall ends up with a pretty good role as the redneck dad. Again, this isn't the greatest comedy in the world and I'm sure it'll soon be forgotten but if you have a Redbox near you then it's certainly worth a dollar.
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Neal Brennan
There are stupid movies released each and every week but they are accidentally stupid. You know, they try to either act like they're something great or they act like they're trying to say something special but in reality, they're just downright stupid. This film, on the other hand, wants to be stupid and it does that very well. The minimum plot centers on a rundown car lot where no cars are being moved so the owner (James Brolin) gets desperate and calls in Don Ready (Jeremy Piven) and his group of talents to get people in and out in vehicles. What happens next is our group of salesmen and one child-molesting woman set out to get all the cars sold. That's pretty much the entire story as we see one sale after another and one vulgar scene after another. If you don't mind outrageously stupid and vulgar situations then you might find yourself laughing some at this movie. The movie has a lot of jokes flying around constantly and many fall flat on their faces but there are many that also work. We get a lot of politically incorrect humor with a lot of it coming from a crazy vet who is constantly going off on gays, Japanese and many other groups, although he's usually too stupid to really know who he's trying to offend. We got one of the extra girls who has a crash on a man-child, the owner's son who looks to be in his thirties yet he's only ten-years-old. Also on hand are strippers, perverts and various other nuts. The entire movie is rather insane so you're either going to have a good time or you're going to pull your eyes out. I've always enjoyed Piven's type of humor and I think he fits the role here quite well and really delivers everything his character promises. Ving Rhames has a nice supporting part and Brolin appears to be having fun playing a closet homosexual. Will Ferrell has a brief cameo and also produced the movie.







































































































Thirst (2009, Chan-Wook Park) (DVD Rent) - B+
X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009, Gavin Hood) (DVD Rent) - C
Whatever Works (2009, Woody Allen) (DVD Rent) - B
Pre-2008 Films Seen for the 1st Time
Downhill Racer (1969, Michael Ritchie) (DVD Rent) - B+
Gervaise (1956, Rene Clement) (DVD Rent) - B+
That Hamilton Woman (1941, Alexander Korda) (DVD Rent) - A-
Homicide (1991, David Mamet) (DVD Rent) - A-
Le Jour se Leve (1939, Marcel Carne) (DVD Rent) - B+
The Last Days of Disco (1998, Whit Stillman) (DVD Rent) - B+
A Little Princess (1995, Alfonso Cuaron) (DVD Rent) - B+
The Lower Depths (1936, Jean Renoir) (DVD Rent) - B
Mildred Pierce (1945, Michael Curtiz) (DVD Rent) - A-
A Short Film About Love (1988, Krzystzof Kieslowski) (DVD Rent) - A
Re-Watches
Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Stone (2001, Chris Columbus) (Blu-Ray Own) - B
I got home from work today and learned that Paul Naschy had died. I didn't even know he was battling cancer but I'll probably end up watching at least one of his films sometime this weekend. I wasn't the biggest fan in the world but there are a few I enjoy. His films were known to "bomb" on the DVD market in some places but I wonder if now that he's gone more people will seek out his work.
WWII in HD: Darkness Falls (2009) 



Frederic Lumiere
The first entry in the ten part series chronicles the Nazi sweep across Europe as Hitler destroys one country after another, the sneak attack on Pearl Harbor, the U.S. people's outrage and the eventual first battles in the Pacific. On a personal level we hear the stories of a couple men. One being Jack Werner, a Jewish man living in Austria when the Nazi party started to take over there. He fled to America to become an actor but after that failed he decided to do his part to end the terror. We also hear from Archie Sweeney, a farm boy from upper New York who ends up at Pearl Harbor and Northern Africa. Charles Scheffel, who is sent to England and then Richard Tregaskis who ends up at Guadalcanal. This first part does a masterful job at building up the suspense of Hitler's terror as it swept through Europe, which is a pretty amazing job considering everyone watching this series is probably going to know what happened anyways. Considering how well known some of this stuff is, it's a minor miracle that we're able to be drawn into the stories as if we've never heard of them before. The attack on Pearl Harbor will have you as angry as people were when it originally happened and the suspense of our troops being hit by snipers at Guadalcanal is also quite powerful. The added bonus of this series is its promise to show footage that was shot in color as well as present footage that we've never seen before. This stuff here is certainly worth the price of a full admission because there's some rather amazing stuff shown including various planes flying through the sky on fire, crashing into ships and various other battles being fought. The brutish side of Hitler is shown in graphic detail including one extremely disturbing sequence where dozens of men are hung in open view so that no one would fire upon German soldiers again.
WWII in HD: Hard Way Back (2009) 



Frederic Lumiere
Second film in the series picks up with Charles Scheffel leading his men in Northern Africa as they and British troops try to trap German soldiers. We're also introduced to Michigan native June Wandrey as she joins a nursing group also sent to North Africa. Back in the States Richard Tregaskis releases his book "Guadalcanal Diary", which becomes a best seller. The end of this part sets us up for America's defense of Europe. Once again we're treated with a true masterpiece of art as the documentary does a great job at telling a story many might be familiar with but it does so in such a fresh and original way that you'll find yourself going through these battles like it was your first time hearing about them. The film contains some great suspense as the soldiers find themselves in great danger only to, somehow, manage to fight their way through towards a victory. We're also shown some even more graphic material including various wounded soldiers. We're shown various bodies piled up, heads blown off, countless other injuries and we also see the "lucky" people who are still alive but missing parts. These scenes are certainly stomach turning as this isn't Hollywood and actors who are eventually going to stand up and walk away. All of these scenes are in full color, which certainly helps many scenes, brings some to life and makes some all the more disturbing. One of the most hauntingly beautiful scenes is shot from the cockpit of a bomber as we see an overhead view of various bombs being dropped and the view of the large explosions.
WWII in HD: Bloody Resolve (2009) 



Frederic Lumiere
Third film in the series once again comes to us in striking color, which makes some of the horrific scenes even more graphic. This film tells the battles of a couple places but the main focus is on Tarawa, a small island where around 5,000 Japanese troops are held up. This battled ended up costing around 1,500 U.S. troops and this didn't sit too well when it reached American shores. Writer Richard Tregaskis is back on the front lines but this time he is critically wounded. Towards the end of this episode forces are coming together to take back Italy. Once again this episode really hits home and this series is starting to be one of the greatest ever produced for television. The way the stories are told and the way the battles are explained are masterfully being done and even if you're heard the stories before, their telling here is going to grab you by the throat and not let you breathe for a split second. The action here is certainly heart pounding and a lot of this has to do with some of the spectacular shots, which were apparently shot by Hollywood cameramen. Some of the images are truly haunting including a few shots of rotting corpses floating in the waters off the island as well as other scenes where bodies are burned to a crisp after being struck by a bomb. Some of the footage here is incredibly graphic but, as we're told, many soldiers fighting wanted people in the U.S. to see this footage so that they would see how war really was. The film also briefly talks about the decision to release some of this bloody footage in the short WITH THE MARINES AT TARAWA, which ended up winning an Oscar after the President allowed it to be shown uncut.
WWII in HD: Battle Stations (2009) 



Frederic Lumiere
The fourth film in the series is clearly a set up for the following episode but there's still plenty of great stuff here to enjoy. We start off as various U.S. bombers enter Germany to wipe out factories where they are making weapons. All of this is being done because the Allies are preparing to make their strongest siege and that's on D-Day, June 6, 1944. As I said, this episode is really setting us up for everything that's going to follow but the most entertaining stuff here is hearing from the pilot who flew over Germany. Hearing of what it was like doing the missions from the bitterly cold temperatures to the surprise attack they faced coming home, all of this is incredibly entertaining and really makes one wonder how anyone survived this mission. The second portion of the film centers on the preparations going on to get everyone ready for D-Day. This episode doesn't contain as much action but we still get some pretty good stuff. We get to see some truly breathtaking shots of the bombs hitting Germany as well as the German plans coming back for their attack. All of these sequences are full of nice suspense but you follow this with a rather shocking site of hundreds of Japanese men who blew themselves up so that they wouldn't have to surrender. The size of this explosion is caught on camera and it's certainly going to have jaws hitting the floor. Once again all the footage is in color and really makes you see some of this stuff in a different light.
WWII in HD: Day of Days (2009) 



Matthew Ginsburg, Frederic Lumiere
Film number five in The History Channels amazing documentary series is without question the best and most haunting. We start off with the invasion of Saipan, which had an amazing 127,000 American troops on the ground. We also learn about the amazing battle over the Philippine Sea where over 370 Japanese planes were brought down with only a little over 30 American ones. The final and most haunting segment focuses on Mapi Point where over a thousand Japanese civilians committed suicide by jumping off cliffs, slashing their children's throats and various other ways just so they wouldn't have to surrender. This film is rather amazing as there are so many highs and an incredible low that ends the film. The patriotic sense of the first half is certainly very high as it's rather amazing to see how well the American strategy was working in regards to Saipan and the various battles that would follow it. Seeing the plan to wipe out the small islands off a Japan to make way for a future attack on Tokyo was extremely interesting to watch and again we get all the glorious footage in color. There are some truly breath taking scenes including some fiery planes crashing into the ocean but what really caught my eye was the orange reflection in the clear blue water. Some of the leftover stuff from the previous episode on D-Day seems to really get overlooked here as they skip talking too much about the actual battle and move forward to weeks after wards. The final minutes take a look at the suicides and this here is without question some of the hardest footage I've seen and I'd almost recommend people not to watch this. There are many graphic shots of the dead lying on the rocks below the cliff and many children as well. Hearing the stories of parents killing their children was pretty hard to take and there's even one woman who drown herself while giving birth. There's one woman whose jump is captured on film and the aftermath to all of this is quite hard to take. Through all of this pain, there's actually a very heartwarming scene as well and that's one where the American soldiers are helping some Japanese civilians with one soldier holding a sick Japanese boys. It's footage like this that makes one shake their head about the lies the Japanese government was telling their people to make them want to kill themselves and their children.



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Re: ROPE
It's always been a favorite of mine and I've always called it one of Hitchcock's most underrated. It might not be a "bold classic" like some of his later films but I've always had a great time watching it. I was lucky enough to see it in a packed theater a few years ago and it appeared everyone really ate it up. I never really thought the hidden homosexuality hurt the movie any. I'm sure a remake could touch it up a bit but I don't think this version actually needed it. Those bits in STRANGERS ON A TRAIN always seem to be debated on both sides and I think some of the quotes in ROPE could be as well. The "they woke up" line could be seen from both ways but I'd be curious to know what people thought when they first saw it. The same with all the homosexual stuff in BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN. Today people go into the movies knowing about it but I do wonder if those originally seeing it picked up on it at the time.
Re: STRIPES
I didn't care too much for this one when I first watched it but it has grown on me over the years. I still think it's highly flawed and not nearly as funny as it should have been but it does have its charm. I don't have much interest in this "extended" cut as I felt the original version ran on way too long.
WWII in HD: Point of No Return (2009) 



Matthew Ginsburg
After the extremely graphic and masterfully done previous episode, I was expecting some form of fall back but that really doesn't happen as the battles really start to pick up and the U.S. and Allies find themselves in even more danger. This episode takes a look at the Battle of Peleliu as well as the Allies attempt to break into Germany. The aftermath of Peleliu is explained pretty simply as 10,000 American solders are dead or wounded. That number alone is rather amazing as is this entry in the series, which once again features some brilliant color sequences as well as some more very graphic images of dead, mutilated bodies. We learn that the Japanese death toll was even higher during this matter where they actually outnumbered the Americans, which wasn't the norm for them. The film also takes a look at the extreme heat (115 degrees) and the dehydration they were facing as their water ended up getting tainted with gasoline somehow. The scenes of the men on this island were pretty harrowing as they were facing great odds because the Japanese had planned that their best defense was to kill as many soldiers as they could. The entering Germany moments weren't detailed as much in this episode, although I'm sure that's going to change in future entries. Soldier Charles Scheffel makes what I believe is his final appearance here as he talks about his final battle and the aftermath of his soul leaving his body. A pretty powerful story and conclusion of events.
WWII in HD: Striking Distance (2009) 



Matthew Ginsburg
Whereas the first six episodes featured quite a bit of graphic footage of dead soldiers, this one here doesn't feature a drop of blood yet it's one of the most haunting and suspenseful in the series. This time out we take a look at three different soldiers and their heroic stories. First we have Shelby Westbrook, member of the Tuskegee Airmen, who gets shot down behind enemy lines. Jack Yusen finds himself outnumbered on a ship battle when his ship is struck and sinks where the survivors are soon being stalked by sharks. Jimmy Kanaya, a Japanese-American, finds himself a POW after being part of one of the bravest fights in military history. All three of these stories are rather amazing survival stories and it really makes one respect what these men went through and even question how anyone could have the spirit to make it through these events. I think this film could also make any hard boiled racist change his ways after hearing how bravely Westbrook and Kanaya fought only to be hit with racism when they returned to the States. Westbrook, who flew nearly sixty missions, was turned down on a great job when he returned home because the CEO of that company didn't want blacks. It's also worth noting how the U.S. must have thought of their black and Japanese men because their footage, unless the rest that was shot of white soldiers, is in B&W. It really makes one wonder what was going on in this country when these men returned home. The color footage is (again) quite remarkable especially some of the footage of actual battles with ships being struck by large bombs and the various battles in the sky. The suspense to these three stories are top notch and makes this one of the best entries.
WWII in HD: Glory and Guts (2009) 



Matthew Ginsburg
The eighth film in the series focuses in on the battle at Iwo Jima where the death numbers are quite mind blowing. Overly 24,000 American soldiers are killed or wounded with only one-thousand of 23,000 soldiers making it off the island. Also told here is the story of a soldier whose first action in battle finds himself separated from his troops and he comes across a German soldier and must slice his throat. The way this story is told and all the details are very haunting and the way this soldier tells the story is pretty unbelievable as you can tell he's still haunted by the events. This episode is one again a masterpiece and it's rather amazing at how much impact these stories have even though this entire battle is pretty well known thanks to countless movies including Clint Eastwood's FLAGS OF OUR FATHERS and LETTERS FROM IWO JIMA. The flag raising at Iwo Jima is talked about in detail here including the three survivors trip and tour across America, which ended up earning more money for war bonds than any other tour. Once again we're shown several graphic scenes with dead soldiers being buried together and other scene of men being blown apart. The story of a man's arms and legs being found fifty-feet away from his body is quite shocking as are other stories about parts being at places you wouldn't expect.
WWII in HD: Edge of the Abyss (2009) 



Matthew Ginsburg
Ninth and next to last entry in the wonderful series from The History Channel spends most of its time focused on Okinawa as well as the Battle of the Bulge. We learn that the Okinawa battle was considered by many to be the biggest in the war as it featured over 180,000 troops and more than 1,000 ships. We also learn how the Japanese soldiers went full force in their suicide beliefs by crashing their planes into the American ships. Some of the color footage of this happening is quite remarkable and that's especially true for one of the first shots where the plane flies above the camera by what appears to be a couple dozen yards. The scenes of them crashing into the ocean with certainly have your jaw on the floor as will the scenes with the ships on fire from the massive attacks. The stories at Ardens are equally remarkable as one of the soldiers talks about how he fell asleep and when he woke up he was frozen solid to the ground. There are even more interesting stories about the civilians of Okinawa who were tortured and mutilated by the Japanese and how they gladly turned themselves over to American troops. The final segments deal with the passing of F.D.R. as the battles appear to be nearing their end.
WWII in HD: End Game (2009) 



Matthew Ginsburg
The final episode in this ten part series is without question the most emotional as the war begins to wind down, the Japanese refuse to surrender and the atomic bombs are dropped. This episode is a real heart jerker as we see the final results of this war, which is given an estimated 70-million people who were killed. This episode also shines a light on the concentration camps with some incredibly horrific footage of various humans who were tortured, burned and killed in various forms. The thought of any single person ordering stuff like this is just mind boggling as is the footage of various other civilians who were tortured and killed just because of their race. We also get some of the final footage of Hitler before his suicide as well as some never-before-seen footage of MacArthur and others walking into the ship where Japan would eventually sign their surrender. The final few minutes of the documentary are downright devastating as the soldiers give their thoughts on the war and seeing the effects on them all these years later was just heartbreaking. Also heartbreaking is the amount of people who were killed and what it meant to the world that they gave their lives for this cause. Having gone through all ten episodes of this marvelous documentary, I've certainly learned to appreciate what the "greatest generation" did and it's rather amazing to see what all happened and how it happened. This documentary is extremely long but there's not a weak second in the entire series. Without question this is one of the greatest documentaries out there.
Still playing catch up for a few titles from November:
Courtship of Andy Hardy, The (1942) ![]()
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George B. Seitz
The twelfth entry in the series finds Andy Hardy (Mickey Rooney) in all sorts of trouble. For starters, he decides to open his own towing company but after a freak accident he's accused of stealing the man's car, which gets him a date in court. He's also got two or three different women he wants but Judge (Lewis Stone) asks him to take a less popular girl (Donna Reed) to a dance so that she can try and forget her parents rocky divorce. Also troubling the Hardy's the the sisters desire to wear more liberal clothing. I had heard mixed things about this entry but for the most part I found it to be entertaining even if it didn't have as many laughs as previous entries that I've seen. I think, for the most part, the film is a straight drama as there are some pretty dark elements scattered throughout. Not only to we have the ugly divorce harming a child but we even have a drunk scene where Judge gets to tell everything a moral story about it. The majority of the film is centered around the "ugly girl turned pretty" storyline, which doesn't really work here too well as Donna Reed looked good in both forms of her character. They really didn't try to ugly her up very much so it's hard to really understand why no one wanted her already. The performances are all what you'd expect with Rooney being as jumpy and lively as ever and Stone coming through with that stern but fair approach. Reed makes quite an impression in her early appearance.
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Robert Downey, Sr.
I know that there are people out there who really, really enjoy this movie as its cult following appears to get bigger and bigger each year but I can't say I'm one of them. After hearing so many things about this film I had to try it for myself but I never really got drawn into the movie so for the most part it left me bored. The film is pretty much a stoner's (or alternative) look at the life of Jesus Christ but set in the Old West. A zoot suit wearing man is going through a small town where he heals the sick and brings the dead back to life. This doesn't sit too well with the town bad guy. That's pretty much the only bit of "plot" that I could pick up because this movie certainly succeeds at being strange and surreal. I think the likes of someone like Bunuel would even have a hard time following everything that goes on in this thing. The humor isn't in your face funny but more often than not it's just laid back and really comes off without having to use any punchlines. Something, or almost anything, will happen and you either laugh or you don't. The film really doesn't push too hard for laughs so I think it's really going to depend on whether or not the viewer can really get into the film from the start. I was unable to so that certainly explains why I wasn't really going along with the thing. I certainly respect the attempt but it just wasn't my cup of tea. Look quick for Robert Downey, Jr. playing a molested boy.
Bruce Lee: His Final Days (1976) ![]()
Mar Lo
This Shaw Brothers production has become quite controversial over the years because no one, other than Bruce Lee and Betty Ting Pei, really know if it's true or not. There have been many conspiracy theories to what really killed the martial arts superstar but many put the blame on Pei who plays herself in this bio pic that tells about her relationship with Lee (Danny Lee). I can't say I'm a Lee expert so I really don't know too much about his personal life but hopefully it was a lot more exciting than this film. The version I watched was the English dub, which was also P&S so I'm not sure if the original version would be better but I seriously doubt it. What we have here is a pretty weak little film that doesn't manage to do anything except bore the viewer. We have several martial arts scenes but the majority of them are badly staged and come off rather funny. Danny Lee gives a pretty performance as Lee, although the screenplay really doesn't give him a lot to do. For the most part he plays Lee as a practical joker and I think these scenes come off as the most interesting in the film. Danny Lee is able to bring out this comic side of the legend but how much of this side is true is something I don't know. His fighting scenes are rather boring but again, this has more to do with the way they are staged. Pei on the other hand isn't very good playing herself. I'm really not sure what it was but she came off pretty fake from start to finish as if she was really wanting to show herself in a certain way and didn't want to steer off of that. I'm not sure if that's fair to say but that's the way she came off. The film runs just under 90-minutes but there are very few interesting marks. I'm really not sure what the point of the film was as the film never knows how to look at Pei, her relationship with Lee or even say much about the legend himself. In the end it comes off as something incredibly boring, which makes it rather worthless when there are better documentaries, bio pics and Lee's own movies out there.
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Richard Burton, Nevill Coghill
Handsome, if someone shallow adaptation of the Christopher Marlowe play has Richard Burton (who also directed) playing Doctor Faustus, the man who sells his soul to Satan in order to have more knowledge but soon he lives to regret this. Burton also co-produced this thing and you have to admire the work that went into the film even though the end results aren't as great as I'm sure he wanted. The decision to hire an unknown supporting cast from the Oxford Dramatic Society doesn't really pay off but at the same time I don't think it kills the movie as bad as some have made out. I'm sure a more recognizable supporting cast would have helped matters but the films biggest flaw isn't here. I think the biggest problem with the production is Burton the actor. I'm really not sure what it was but I never really bought him in the role. He might have looked it but he was never really able to captivate me and draw me into the film. I wouldn't say he gave a bad performance but at the same time I didn't find it strong enough to carry everything. Elizabeth Taylor plays his object of desire and for the most part delivers a nice performance. She doesn't have a single line of dialogue but her character is here for lust and she's certainly very lustful in her near-nude scenes. I did find the pacing somewhat all over the place but I'd still recommend this movie just for its wild, claustrophobic and at times mad visual style. There's no question that the two directors were working overtimes in terms of the look of the film because the lighting, set design and overall feel of the film is quite memorable. The film has a very foreign feel to it, which I'm sure was done on purpose to give the film even more of a style, which is okay considering how well it looks. In the end, this is a decent stab at the play but one wishes there had been a little more substance to go along with the style.
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Alan Gibson
Hallmark Hall of Fame remake of the 1957 Billy Wilder masterpiece taken from the Agatha Christie play. This time out it's Ralph Richardson playing the lawyer trying to get a man (Beau Bridges) off of murder charges and the key bit of evidence might come from his mysterious wife (Diana Rigg). Wilder's original version takes a rather unbelievable story and turned it into a masterpiece because everyone from the director to the wonderful cast took the material, ran with it and make the subject a lot better than it actually was. This remake does a somewhat decent job at certain aspect but in the end it really can't stand against the original version or on its own. The biggest problem with the film is the performance by Bridges, which is downright terrible. He's so over the the top and obnoxious that I really wanted to see him hang and this isn't good when we're suppose to be cheering for him to be freed. I found his performance so irritating that it really hurt the film for me and I really didn't expect to feel this way as I've enjoyed several of his performances over the years. Why director Gibson let him turn in a performance like this is beyond me. Richardson turns in a decent performance, although I do feel he was a tad bit too laid back for the character. While he's good in the role he never really takes it and makes it jump off the screen. Rigg is pretty good, although she too goes over the top too much in certain scenes. Donald Pleasence turns in a good performance as the prosecuting attorney and Deborah Kerr is quite charming as Richardson's nurse. Michael Gough gets a few good scenes as the judge. This version is pretty much by the numbers and is slightly entertaining but it's a shame there wasn't more fire and energy like the original. If you've seen the original the you might want to check this one out for comparison sake but if you haven't seen that Wilder film then you'll want to stay away from this and check it out.
High Spots of the Far East (1932) ![]()
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Fair entry in the early "World Adventures" series from Vitaphone is probably going to be unfairly judge (by myself included) as James A. FitzPatrick would turn out the same thing in future years in much better quality. Those TravelTalks shorts would also benefit from their Technicolor, which of course is missing here. The short takes us to various places in the Far East including various palaces in Siam, the Temple of 500 Buddhas in Japan and a visit to the Pearl River in China. The film might lack the Technicolor but the B&W cinematography is one of the real high points as the visual look of the film is quite nice. All of the places we visit actually look very good in their B&W but a few of the places, like Siam, were later visited by FitzPatrick and his crew. What doesn't work is the narration and some of the stuff we're told. We're given very little information on the places we visit and what we are told is often times laughable. For example, when we visit China we're told that what we're looking at is as "Chinese" as China can get. Oh, really? If you have eight-minutes to kill then this isn't too bad but this travelogue genre would get much better in future years.
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Roy Mack
Abbreviated version of "The Desert Song" from Warner and their Vitaphone productions. The film has Pierre being sent to the French Morocco so that he can toughen up. He's there to fight the Arab insurgents but he soon takes on the identity of "The Red Shadow". The opera by Hammerstein and Romberg had been filmed by Warner as a full length movie in 1929 so I'm not sure why they needed to rush another version out there but this here isn't too bad. I haven't seen the original to compare this to but the music here is quite nice and the production values appear to be rather high for a two-reeler. Alexander Gray plays The Red Shadow and has a pretty good voice, although it's certainly not the strongest I've heard. Bernice Clare is his love interests and I found her voice and acting abilities rather weak here.
Girl's Best Years, A (1937) ![]()
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Reginald Le Borg
Decent MGM Musical about a songwriter (John Warburton) who is constantly getting slapped with breach-of-promise suits because he can't keep his heart away from various women. He hires a reporter (Mary Doan) to keep him out of trouble but it doesn't take too long for him to fall for her. If you are constantly watching Turner Classic Movies then you know these type of shorts are shown weekly. Some of better than others and this one here isn't overly special so this here isn't one that you'd need to put at the top of your must see list. The film only contains two musical numbers and neither one is all that impressive. They were apparently co-written by Will Jason who would eventually start directing his own shorts for MGM. The entire screenplay pretty much works off the one joke that this guy can't stay away from women to fall in love with so you needlessly know where the film is going and how it's going to end. Doan is pretty good in her role as is Warburton but both fair a lot better apart from one another than when they're together.
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Warner Vitaphone short has the typical weak story built around some decent music. Johnny Little and his orchestra play sailors who end up falling for a lady who might not want a thing to do with him. Of course, this is when Johnny and his band go to work. These Warner shorts always featured a low budget but I think this one here has the lowest that I've seen. I really wasn't impressed with anything here and that includes the performances, production values and even the music didn't really knock me off my feet. I had never heard of Johnny Little before watching this and my overall impression wasn't really that high. I enjoyed some of the stuff on the piano but I thought the highlight of the film was "If I Could Be With You", which was performed by Mildred Fenton. Those who have some time to kill won't lose anything by checking this out but there are much better shorts than this one on TCM each and every week.
Madeira: 'Isle of Romance' (1938) ![]()
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Early TravelTalks entry has James A. FitzPatrick taking his cameras to the small island of Madeira where we learn about its history, which includes Christopher Columbus and his great love. We also take a look at the small forms of business, which consists of women sewing and men working a "buggy" where they slide people down the bobble stone roads. The really bad job happens when the men must carry the items back up the hill. Hopefully they were paid very well. Quite often the Technicolor steals the film and that's the case here as the beautiful blue ocean water and skies really jump off the screen here and these images are well worth the nine-minutes it'll take you to watch this short. The stories about the island are mildly entertaining but the real key are all the visuals. One of my favorites was the bushes, which were quite colorful and also jumped off the screen.
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Roy Mack
Louis Prima, one of the all time greats, gets the lead in this Warner Vitaphone short. We see Louis and his band performing a number of songs including "You're An Education In Yourself", "I Can't Give You Anything But Love" and "Loch Lomand". All three songs have Prima performing at the top of his game and turning in fine numbers of these songs (which would go through changes themselves over the years). The highlight for me would be "I Can't Give You Anything But Love" as it features Shirley Lloyd doing her thing and really delivering a firehouse performance. All three music numbers don't feature the highest production values but that really doesn't hurt anything here as they visually have a minor charm to them.
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Surprisingly entertaining look at the Dew (Distant Early Warning) System, which was one of the many programs made by the U.S. during the Cold War to throw off any possible surprise attacks by Russia. I was really shocked at how entertaining this thing was as there have been quite a few shorts from RKO-Pathe that had interesting ideas but the execution was a letdown. That's not the case here because this two-reeler really has some terrific images and a pretty interesting story as well. Instead of showing us the technical stuff behind the system, we instead get to see what all it took to put it in place. We see the arctic being ripped apart so that airplanes could land. We see the shores having rocks removed or blown out of the water so that ships could come in. We see the houses built, the chefs brought in to cook and various other items like this to make life possible for those brought in to protect the country. All of this makes for some great entertainment and makes this worth spending fifteen-minutes on.
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Crane Wilbur
A "behind the scenes" short from Warner has a musical director (Fritz Feld) being disappointed in his leading lady who can't quite get her Southern accent down. He eventually finds a lady (Kathryn Kane) working in the cafeteria who is from Texas and is just right for the part. The "story" side of this film is mildly entertaining but the real reason to watch is for an early sequence inside the Warner cafeteria where some of their biggest stars are show. We get to see Pat O'Brien, George Brent, John Garfield, Prescilla and Rosemary Lane and a funny sequence with Humphrey Bogart keeping the "Dead End Kids" in line. It's worth noting that this short was also Garfield's only Technicolor film so that's reason enough alone to check it out. These stars are the main reason to see this film but there are plenty of other good moments and that includes the music numbers. The big production inside the cafeteria is certainly the best one but all of them are worth listening to. Kane herself makes for a nice leading lady and really delivers a fun performance making her character quite likeable and memorable.















Mario, I'd go a step further and call Ulmer overrated. I'm really not sure where his great rep came from, how it came to be or anything else but I've spent a good number of days going through some of his films and I've found many to be rather dull. From your own list, I'd say Lew Landers is a lot more entertaining in the "B" genre. Of course, I'd also say Landers THE RAVEN is a lot better than Ulmer's Universal from the same period in THE BLACK CAT. I've seen a lot of their "other" films and try to catch each one that gets shown and so far my money is on Landers.
Decided to spend a day with some Pixar stuff, which I'm glad I did. I remember seeing TOY STORY when it was first released and loving it but I really haven't revisited the studio since then. I caught up with WALL-E last year but after seeing UP I think I'm going to check out more of their previous films.
Up (2009) ![]()
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Pete Docter, Bob Peterson
A marvelous achievement ranks as one of the greatest animated movies ever made. The story is pretty simple as an elderly man, after the death of his beloved wife, decides to finally explore South America as the two had always planned. He ties millions of balloon onto his house and takes flight when he notices a young cub scout is along for the ride. Once they hit the jungles the two will discover what's really important in life as they have one battle after another. Even though I had heard this was a great film, I was really shocked to see just how great it actually was. I was a little skeptical after being somewhat letdown by WALL-E, a film I liked but one I didn't feel lived up to the hype. Everything in this film hits all the right marks and I'd go even further by saying it's one of the greatest animated movies I've ever seen. This movie not only has a great love story but it's also an excellent adventure film and buddy film. Not to mention all the great laughs and the masterpiece animation. The Carl character is without question one of the most memorable, lovable and just downright entertaining in the history of animation and I can't help but think that this character will go down in movie history like so many of the early Disney characters. The love story told early on between he and his wife was incredibly touching and more human than many of the live action love stories we get today. His then father-son relationship with the young boy is also incredibly touching as is his connections to that silly bird and talking dog. I really loved the look of the film and those balloons flying are certainly a beautiful site. I'm not a major fan of CG animation but the work being done by Pixar is something truly remarkable and that brilliant work continues here. This is certainly a movie that has a little bit of everything but what's so special is its heart and how it can communicate human emotions through animation.
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Bud Luckey, Roger Gould
Pixar short about a happy-go-lucky sheep who dances his way across his Southern farm until one day his owners show up and shave his wool off. Being naked and embarrassed, he tries to avoid everyone until a jackalope shows up to teach him it doesn't matter what he looks like. I was really shocked at how entertaining this five-minute short was and how beautiful of a message it got across without being overly preachy. The message is hidden in a great musical number that has some very nice lyrics that come across very entertaining and one that you'll be tapping your foot to. The vocal works on all the little creatures is very good and mixes in quite well with the animation. The animation itself is very well done with some extremely nice images including the wonderful sequence where our sheep starts bouncing across various landscapes as his wool eventually grows back. Another nice spot was the actual look of the sheep naked. Very cute all around.
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Mark Andrews, Andrew Jimenez
Mildly entertaining short from Pixar has a little girl showing up at a fountain wanting to throw her gold coin in but two rival musicians start playing hoping to earn her coin. This isn't the greatest short in the world but there's enough going on here to make it worth watching if you're a fan of the studio. I think the best thing about the movie is the animation, which is very good from start to finish. We get some very good looking items including the actual look of the two musicians and all of their instruments. Also worthy are some of the smaller shots like the one where something happens to the coin. What I didn't think worked as well as some of the other shorts was the actual story. It was good enough for five-minutes but there really weren't enough laughs to push this film over the edge into something I could watch over and over again.
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Pete Docter, Roger Gould
Fun Pixar short has Mike (Billy Crystal) and Sulley (John Goodman) from MONSTER, INC. doing more damage. Mike gets a new car and decides to take Sulley for a drive but he doesn't know how all the controls work yet, which leads to a lot of trouble for the duo. I actually haven't seen the full length film that the characters are from but after seeing this I'm certainly going to try and make a stronger effort in getting it on. I thought the film showed a lot of imagination considering how little time they had to tell the story. The idea of various instruments going wrong could have made for a simple film but the nice imagination takes the idea and really runs with it. I loved the sequence where Mike gets sucked up in the engine and his only way out is by making a phone call to Sulley who's still sitting in the car. I was a little surprised to see that this was nominated for an Oscar but either way it's an enjoyable little film.
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John Lasseter
Cute Pixar short has a snow globe snowman looking out and seeing some other people in the hot sun and on the beach. The snowman must then find a way to bust free from his globe and make it over to where all the fun is. This six-minute short has a pretty good little twist half way through and that alone makes this thing worth watching. While the animation isn't as clean or smooth as later Pixar movies, it's still quite refreshing on the eyes. I really loved all the scenery inside the globe and I thought the mermaid stuff was well drawn as well. What's really amazing about the computer animation is that it was done twenty-years ago when the entire format hadn't really been reached it's high points. The screenplay, again, doesn't contain a lot because of how short the film is but what's here is a real joy with plenty of nice laughs.
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Jan Pinkava
Oscar-winning Pixar short has an elderly man showing up at the park to play a game a chest against his rival, which just happens to be himself. I was a little surprised to see that this one won an Oscar because it wasn't the strongest film I've seen from the studio but then again, I'm not sure how strong the other films were that year. I thought the film just repeated the same gag one time too many and it never really made me laugh outside the first time. The slow, old man slowly going from one chair to the other was got me to laugh the first time but not after that. The scene of them getting mad with himself were funny the first time but not after that. The animation was quite nice and I really liked the look of the old man but it just didn't work as well as many other Pixar shorts.
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Gary Rydstrom
Extremely entertaining and rather intelligent short from Pixar has a couple aliens landing their aircraft above a house where they try to beam up the man sleeping inside. The only problem is that the smallest alien is having trouble with all the controls and can't get him up to the ship. This short is certainly very high on the cute level as the two aliens look the part just right and the overall comedy never gets too high but instead just delivers a fun time. I thought the alien was the amazing looking shots of the UFO outside the out. I loved the way it looked with that incredibly bright light and I really loved the ending and what the ship looked like when it took off. I thought the two aliens looked very good and their comic timing together got plenty of nice, if small laughs. On the visual level this here is certainly one of the best looking shorts I've seen from the studio.
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Jim Capobianco
Very funny and highly entertaining "learning" films has the rats from Pixar's RATATOUILLE telling us the history of rats and explaining why humans should make peace with them. We get to learn various things like how they help us in science experiments, how they are worshiped in India and we get to learn about their earliest days on Earth. I was really shocked to see how funny this short was and it really wanted to make me watch the feature, which I'm sure is a good thing. There were several jokes that had me laughing out loud including the wonderful one where the rats were hit with an atomic bomb and we're told they suffered no side effects but then we see them walk out with three heads on the one body. The black plague sequence was also extremely funny as well as the scenes where we learn that rats can get into your home by the toilet. I enjoyed that they also mixed up the animation a little here as it wasn't all CG. The final joke with the rats trying to keep the disclaimer off the screen also worked very well.
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Brad Bird
A somewhat snotty teen blows off the mother of the baby she's watching because she thinks she knows what she's doing but soon the baby is doing special tricks of his own and soon after wards the babysitter is in over her head. This was a pleasant short from Pixar that has plenty of nice laughs but the real reason to watch this is for the extremely imaginative animation. I really loved all the scenes with the baby floating from room to room and the scene where he turns into fire was especially funny. I loved the overall look of the animation because it was a tad bit darker than some of their other shorts because this here, at times, could pass off as a little horror film. The braces-wearing teen was very annoying but in a charming kind of way.
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John Lasseter
This early Pixar short works best when you really think at how remarkable the animation was considering the entire CG thing was rather new so in many ways this short is very fresh and original. It tells the story of a red unicycle who is sitting alone in a store on a dark and stormy night. The unicycle then begins to dream what it would be like if someone would actually buy it and let it impress them. Once again, I was really impressed with the visual style of the film as the animation is quite good even though it's still rather young in its making. I thought the entire look of the film was wonderful especially the early shots of the rain, the look of the store and the very final shot. There really aren't any laughs but I guess that's not a bad thing as this movie was clearly meant to tell a brief story that's charming.
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John Lasseter
Oscar-winning short from Pixar has an extremely ugly, destructive and drooling baby breaking many of his toys. One particular toy decides he doesn't want drool on him and he doesn't want to be destroyed so he tries to make a getaway. This is a pretty nice little short that does a lot of very good things. What I liked most was the actual story, which is pretty reasonable as I'm sure kids would look scary to a small toy. That's the entire gimmick here and it works for many good laughs. The over sized baby comes off as a Godzilla like monster and this was a nice touch. I'm not sure if they meant to make the baby so ugly but it does work well with the story. I loved the entire sequence under the furniture where other toys have also found a hiding space. The early animation is certainly enjoyable if very simple.

Mario, I'd go a step further and call Ulmer overrated. I'm really not sure where his great rep came from, how it came to be or anything else but I've spent a good number of days going through some of his films and I've found many to be rather dull. From your own list, I'd say Lew Landers is a lot more entertaining in the "B" genre. Of course, I'd also say Landers THE RAVEN is a lot better than Ulmer's Universal from the same period in THE BLACK CAT. I've seen a lot of their "other" films and try to catch each one that gets shown and so far my money is on Landers.