First Auto, The (1927) 


Roy Del Ruth
Hank Armstrong (Russell Simpson) is a lover of horses. He breeds them, races them and cares for them more than he does his own son (Charles Emmett Mack). Our story runs from 1895-1905 as we see the horses being put out of business by the "horseless carriage" and we see Hank fall apart as he refuses to let go and accept where the future is going. There's a lot of nice stuff in this film, which would turn out to be the sixth movie Warner would release with sound effects and a musical accompaniment. I personally find these effects to be quite distracting and to me they never really add much to a film except for an early part of sound history. Another negative thing is that this silent movie has more inter-titles than any other film I can think of. There was a time when we were reading more than watching so needless to say there was too many but this might have been done due to a tragedy that happened during filming, which I'll mention later. Outside of those issues this is a very pleasant film that manages to be both funny, touching and quite silly at the same time. The highlight of the movie is a scene where the rich family in town get their new car and decide to take it out for a spin. After reading the instructions on how to drive, dad takes off and soon hell breaks loose. We've seen this type of scene before but it's handled so well here you can't help but laugh. Another memorable scene happens early one when Hank's favorite horse dies giving birth and he "rides" her into Heaven. This scene could have been a disaster but it works quite well and manages to be very sweet even though I'm curious what they did to the horse to get it to remain so still. The performances are all pretty good and that includes Simpson who is almost too good because his character is such a jerk that it's hard to gain sympathy for him. Patsy Ruth Miller, who most will remember from THE HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAME, is also pretty good and it's fun seeing Barney Oldfield, a major name in early autos. The tragic side to this film is that Charles Emmett Mack, a discovery of D.W. Griffith, was on his way to film the racing scenes at the end of the movie when his car was struck by a farm truck and he was decapitated. It's quite ironic that this would happen while on the way to film the racing scenes.
Dixieland (1934) 


The sixth entry in Warner's "See America First" series, which was made to show current audiences things from the past. This entry takes a look at the years between 1850-60. I'm not sure how much use film buffs will get out of this short but fans of history should be in for a treat. We start off seeing a slave monument in Louisiana and then are shown a 114-year-old man who was believed to be the oldest living slave. Seeing how he was currently living was certainly interesting as we later get to see the home where Harriett Beecher Stowe wrote Uncle Tom's Cabin. We also get a trip to the Bluegrass state with viewings of Lincoln's log cabin and the home where Stephen Foster wrote My Old Kentucky Home. As you can tell, there's a lot to see visiting these now historic sites so this short probably works even better today than it did back in 1934. Living in Kentucky, I've been to the places highlighted here and it's worth noting that Lincoln's cabin has now moved but Foster's home looks exactly like it did in this short.
National Lampoon's Movie Madness (1982) 
Bob Giraldi, Henry Jaglom
Extremely bad and embarrassing comedy is perhaps one of the worst that the decade had to offer. This film has three different spoof's of popular movie genres but none of them are funny. The first has Peter Riegert (NATIONAL LAMPOON'S ANIMAL HOUSE) playing a lawyer who asks his wife to leave him so that he can go through some personal growth. The second story deals with a woman who was gang raped with a stick of butter so she sets out to bring them down by making margarine the item to use. The third film has a stupid rookie cop (Robby Benson) tries to track down a serial killer (Christopher Lloyd) who likes to leave a copy of his driver license on the body of his victims. All three stories are incredibly bad but if I had to pick the best one I'd go with the first. It at least has Riegert and his certain style of comedy getting a few laughs and we also have some rather strange nudity. The second film seems to be spoofing TV shows like "Dallas" but it doesn't get any laughs. The third film is just downright annoying because it keeps going and going and never appears to know what it's trying to do. The major fault of this disaster has to be pointed at the screenplay, which just isn't funny. Non of the spoofs are that far out there and one could argue that none of these items needed to be spoofed because their own films did a good job at that. Did we really need this cop comedy when there was something like POLICE ACADEMY out there? The performances are all fair to bad but acting isn't what people come to a film like this for. The second and third films are without any laughs and what's really scary is that there was a fourth film spoofing disaster movies that was cut before the movie was released. With these three shorts being so bad you can't help but wonder how bad the fourth one was for the studio to decide that was the one to leave on the cutting room floor.
Hell's House (1932) 


Howard Higgin
Low-budget crime/melodrama is best remembered for the early views of Pat O'Brien and Bette Davis. In the film, a young boy (Junior Durkin) moves to New York after the death of his mother where he quickly looks up to Matt (O'Brien). What the boy doesn't know is that Matt is a bootlegger and he ends up taking the rap for a crime and sent to an abusive reform school. The boy is trapped there unless Matt can grow some guts and admit that he is the one who should be behind bars. This film beat the Warner/James Cagney drama THE MAYOR OF HELL into theaters by nearly a year so I'm curious if this is one of those small studios hearing about a major studios work and then trying to race a finished product into theaters. The film certainly comes off that way because it has the structure of a decent drama but everything seems so rushed that they forgot to add any heart or soul. The movie is pretty flat, especially compared to the Cagney film and its several remakes, because we really don't see too much here. This reform school is suppose to be "hell's house" yet we hardly ever see any of the abuse or torments that the boys are going through. O'Brien's character is underwritten pretty badly as is his girlfriend played by Davis. The two actors are the main reason to see the film because they both come off very likable. O'Brien gets to shine in the role of the bad guy with a heart and it's easy to see why Warner signed him up. Davis doesn't come off as good but it's fun seeing a legend pay her dues. Durkin also does pretty good in his role but I thought he was a lot more believable in his "country boy" state early in the film rather than the hero at the end.
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Cole Case, The (1931) 


Joseph Henabery
The second film in Warner's crime series, Dr. Crabtree (Donald Meek) and Insp. Carr (John Hamilton) are visited by a man who has been receiving notes threatening to kill him. The latest note says he will die at eight o'clock tonight so Carr sends a couple men to his house. Sure enough the guy is murdered under everyone's noses so the two men must find out what really happened. I've seen about half of this series so far and the mystery here, from the S.S. Van Dine story, is about middle ground. The story itself is mildly entertaining and the two leads do a nice job together. I'm sure fans of the series will enjoy this more than those just being introduced. The biggest problem is that there's way too much build up and not enough involving the actual solving of the case. When the killer is finally revealed, after a rather obvious clue, I couldn't help but feel as if very little thought went into it. I haven't read the Van Dine story so I'm curious how much was either cut out or just not filmed so that the film could run as a two-reeler.
Clown Princes (1939) 


George Sidney
One-reel comedy from Hal Roach and his Our Gang. This time out, Porky is about to be kicked out of his home because of the greedy landlord. The kids decide to put on a circus to raise the money for him but of course things don't go as planned. This is a pretty good entry in the long-running series but I must admit that there weren't enough laughs to make the film a complete success. The best sequence would have to be when Darla is pretending to be the lion tamer but the lions are actually dogs made up. Some might object as there are several scenes where dogs are tied to wires in order for the "gags" to go as planned. There's also a rather silly scene with Buckwheat playing a cannibal from Africa. Clarence Wilson gets a few nice laughs as the landlord including drinking the penny lemonade instead of the two-cent one.
Silence Becomes You (2005) 

Stephanie Sinclaire
Psychological thriller has Violet (Alicia Silverstone) luring a drifter (Joe Anderson) back to her house where she and her sister Grace (Siena Guillory) have some wicked plans. The two sisters appear to be trapped in the house by their child spirits and the drifter might have walked into a deadly game. The main reason for me recording this film was to see what Silverstone had been doing recently but unless you're a fan of hers then there's no real reason to watch this movie. I kept watching and watching hoping for something to make sense but it never did and the movie just kept getting more confusing as it went along. Even at the end of the flick I tried to make sense of what I had just watched and I still couldn't make head or tails out of it. I could pick this thing to death with various logical issues like how the two sisters aren't working and yet have everything they do but that would be pointless because there's one goof after another. The basic story of why the girl's need this drifter never makes any sense as it appears a big portion of the film was cut out leaving us with a big mess. The three actors turn in decent, if not good, performances but I'm not sure you can blame them too much since the screenplay offers very little. The thriller aspect of the film is never thriller and the erotic moments aren't any better. As Silverstone is still sticking by her "no nudity" clause, her sex scenes border on PG-rated as she always has her clothes on, which pretty much kills anything erotic. The complete film is a major mess from the start so it's best to stay clear or at least keep your fast-forward button near by.
Komodo vs. Cobra (2005) 

Jim Wynorski
Leave it to the stupid government to create a chemical that turns things large and then they decide to feed it to a komodo and a cobra. Leave it to a group of dumb, young protesters who go to the island to uncover the truth and sure enough they are attacked and eaten one by one. All of these leads to the final showdown between the two giant beasts. Director Wynorski got his start under Roger Corman and many people consider him the Corman of the past thirty-years because he deals with all sorts of "B" movies. SORORITY HOUSE MASSACRE 2 and BIG BAD MAMA 2 are among my favorite cult movies but that certain charm the director can get out of a lower quality movie doesn't work here. The movie starts off mildly fun with its silly story, bad acting and outrageous special effects but in the end it goes on way too long to really work. At least Corman knew to keep these type of movies around the 70-minute mark but this one here clocks in at 94-minutes and by the end of the movie you can't help but feel bored. The human characters are all stereotypes that we'd expect from this type of film and the performances are what we'd expect as well. Michael Pare and Michelle Borth are mildly entertaining but the rest are pretty forgettable. The special effects, CGI of course, are extremely bad but they akward enough to be entertaining in a so bad they're good way. The final battle isn't too bad but the thirty-minutes leading up to it are incredibly slow and boring. The dumbest thing in the film is that Pare has a .38 handgun, which never runs out of rounds. He constantly shoots off forty or fifty rounds and never has to reload somehow. Fans of this genre might want to check this out but others should stay far away.
Alaska Lifeboat (1956) 

Herbert Morgan
Part of RKO's "Theater of Life" series, this one here takes a look at a doctor working off a large boat on the coasts of Alaska. The documentary short tells us that Alaska is very important to the cash flow of the U.S. but unfortunately the people there aren't aware of personal hygiene. The doctor takes this boat all around giving free exams and tries to teach people the importance of being clean. In many ways this series tries to be like the John Nesbitt shorts from MGM but they don't come close in terms of entertainment. I've seen three or four of these as Turner Classic Movies debuts a new one every few months and I really haven't been impressed at all. This film, as well as the others, was shot silent and we get narration for all the action. There's nothing wrong with this style as many low-budget movies used it but the problem here is that the narration is too dry and nothing on screen is overly interesting.
(500) Days of Summer (2009) 



Marc Webb
This romantic comedy is without question one of the best films of the year and will probably go down as one of the greatest films to grace the genre. It's not often I fall head over hill in love with a film from this genre but this here should be put beside ANNIE HALL in terms of its great characters and dialogue. The film tells the story of Tom (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) and Summer (Zooey Deschanel), two oddball people who begin dating, which is great until he starts to fall in love and she doesn't. Most Hollywood love stories are so corny and have so much sugar on them that one can't help but get choked in all the stupidity but thankfully that doesn't ring true with this independent masterpiece that manages to be thoughtful, intelligent, funny, sad and perfect nail down the ups and downs of a relationship. ANNIE HALL is my favorite movie of all time and there's a lot of comparisons that could be made with this film. Another favorite of mine from the past decade is Kevin Smith's CHASING AMY and once again, I think the films can be compared for their leading men who go after something they can't have. What works so well with this story is how incredibly charming it is right from the start. The masterful screenplay is so perfectly written that it can jump from happy to sad times and not miss a beat. A lot of director's wouldn't be able to handle this jump and that's why so many films end up feeling uneven but director Webb handles it all perfectly well and doesn't miss a beat. Another major plus is that the performances are so excellent that you can't help but fall in love with the characters. Gordon-Levitt plays that "dork" type of character but he brings so much more to the role. His comic timing is perfect but he also manages to be very believable in the more dramatic moments and this includes a rather heartbreaking scene at the end when he finally builds up the courage to ask Summer a certain question while sitting on a park bench. Deschanel seems to have a strong cult following around her and I was never a member until this film. She is so incredible in the role that I honestly can't sit here and think of anyone who would have been better or done more with it. She is so flawless in building up her role into a real character because you could have written her off as the bad person but that never happens because we, unlike Tom, can understand her feelings and her reasons for being the way she is. This is really a film about a guy who finds happiness and expects it to last forever when the second person might not be looking that far ahead. To me the film has a lot to say about relationships, feelings and just human nature all around. The romantic-comedy is perhaps the most worn out genre in film history but ever so often a real gem comes along and (500) DAYS OF SUMMER is that gem.
Hour for Lunch, An (1939) 

Roy Rowland
MGM short has Robert Benchley playing host and telling us the best way to get the most done during your hour lunch break. Benchley also plays Joe, the poor soul who makes out a list of things to do on lunch but things don't go as planned. I've often said that Benchley is rather hit and miss with me with this one here missing the boat and almost completely. I was pretty surprised to see that not too much is done here or even tried for that matter. We see Benchley schedule a hair cut but there are too many people waiting. We see him try to get something to eat but the cafe is crowded. We see him trying to get on an elevator but too many other people are using it. None of this is very funny but the film doesn't even appear to be trying for it to be funny. Director Rowland keeps the film moving along at a nice pace and it's never boring but when a comedy doesn't feature any laughs then you must consider it a failure.
Man Who Came to Dinner, The (1942) 


William Keighley
The famous Broadway play found itself at Warner for this classic comedy, which features Monty Woolley in the role of his career. He plays radio lecturer Sheridan Whiteside who finds himself in Ohio where he slips on some ice and ends up taking a home over from a local family. The hot tempered, ill-mannered Whiteside turns even worse when he learns that his secretary (Bette Davis) has fallen in love with a local reporter (Richard Travers). Who would have thought you'd have A-list stars like Davis and Ann Sheridan in a film and both of them get completely smashed? That's pretty much what happens here because the magnificent Woolley steals the film without a problem and one could argue that it's the supporting cast that eventually has the film run out of steam. The opening forty-five minutes or so are downright hilarious with non-stop laughs as Woolley thows on insult after another. I lost count of how many times I laughed but one of the best jokes has Woolley replying to a nurse after she says he can't have any chocolate. Woolley's performance is top-notch as he delivers one of the most memorable comedy characters I've seen from the golden age of Hollywood. Davis is pretty good in the film but I couldn't help but think her part was just expanded for the film. There's certainly nothing wrong with seeing more Davis but the entire role came off as being beneath her even though she did fine with it. The same could be said for Sheridan who I felt, her character at least, wasn't as well written as the Woolley one. Jimmy Durante goes hog-wild and delivers some nice comic lines. His stealing of some food is another highlight in the film. I do think the film tends to go on a tad bit too long as the jokes stop flying towards the end of the movie. With that said, this is still a must see due to the masterful work by Woolley.