Re: HTF BLU-RAY REVIEW: Die Another Day
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Originally Posted by David Coleman
It was so obvious an attempt to cash in on the Star Wars craze going on at that time. Lois Chiles isn't even memorable as a Bond girl and had little chemistry with Bond.
What I will say is that MOONRAKER probably had the last great John Barry score and theme song. For that it deserves plaudits.
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Yes that is what it definitely was, and I believe it was promoted that way too somewhat. The first Bond in space and all that or some such nonsense. Spies in spoace with ray guns. UGH! It just went too out of the realm of believability for me. WAY too far.
The pre-title sequence was ok, but there have been much better ones. The girl running away from the dogs was absurd! I was watching that 2 weeks ago and she drives herself there with a golf cart, because Drax wanted to see her. Then, after Drax terminates her she sees the handler let the dogs go and she walks right past the golf cart instead of jumping in it and riding off before she breaks out into a full run. What the hell is that? Get in the DAMN cart and go! Utter stupidity that I would expect in a slasher movie, not a Bond movie.
And don't even get me started on Lois Chiles as Dr. Holly Goodhead. To me, she had the worst portrayal of any Bond woman in any Bond movie EVER, tied only with Denise Richards. Lois Chiles just gave an absolutely wretched performance IMO. It was so flat. There was absolutley no feeling in anything she said in the entire movie. For example, she stops Bond in the centrifugal force machine, he almost died as it went up to a G Force almost no one ever goes to and lives, and she opens up the door, unbuckles him and just says something like "I don't know how that could have happened. The controls must have jammed." And she said it like saying to her husband of 20 years "I am going downstairs to make a ham sandwich." OMG!! I revise my earlier point at the start of this paragraph: In the history of ALL movies I have EVER watched I can't, in all honesty, come up with a performance by any actor/actress that I have hated more than this one. I really can't.
Jaws could have been a decent bad guy if they did something menacing with him and made him a scary force. He was a farce, not a force. And once he meets up with Goldilocks forget about it. His character just became a total joke.
The only redeeming part of this movie was the John Barry theme song sung by Shirley Bassey. I love that song.