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I'll trade my bass module for Cees's 300w speakers and one quarter of Canada, but not the part where Celine Dion is from. I want the part where Shannon Tweed is from... Or maybe the Barenaked Ladies or Jennifer Tilley. Then I can add it to my 'What's this all aboot?' collection! HA HA HA!!! Victory is mine!
post #212 of 231

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Severed feet washing ashore in Canada and Trolls, I wonder if there's a connection?
post #213 of 231

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Link? Proof?


Cees
post #214 of 231

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Well, I heard that trolls don't like sneakers.
post #215 of 231

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Originally Posted by Cees Alons
Link? Proof?


Cees
Simple Cees—there are the very many reliable casts of Bigfoot prints, complete with ridges identified by anthropologists that prove they must be from an unidentified primate.

While I’m not sure that trolls are primates (and reading some of their postings, I’d hazard a guess that they are not), clearly the Bigfoot lobby are using the washed-up troll feet to simulate Bigfoot.
post #216 of 231
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I washed my trolling motor today...
post #217 of 231

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Originally Posted by Clinton McClure
I washed my trolling motor today...

That won't work, CSI will still be able to detect evidence of severed feet.
post #218 of 231

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(Sorry fell out of character for a moment.)


Cees
post #219 of 231
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I'll bet my sub would sound a little better if I filled the enclosure with severed troll feet...Or little rubber ducks.

I'm gonna wire up a pair of swans next week and see if they sound better than my geese.
post #220 of 231

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I've been reading through this thread and can't believe my eyes. At first I thought this was one of those tribute threads you all so eagerly post in. Imagine my surprise to see post after post of troll-bashing. Look, I have nothing against you humans, but, this has got to stop. Sweeping generalizations and rumors and sterotypes, aren't you humans supposed to be above all this? Yet here I sit reading through flaming statements that have, to say the least, pissed me off greatly. All of us trolls have been questioned numerous times about this whole severed feet incident. The police have now started to question the goblin community, which is more likely to yield a suspect. Hey listen, I know we've had some bad press over the years, but, like with monster cables, don't believe everything you read. I do regret we started that whole bridge toll thing. Seems as you humans liked that idea though. So when we invent something you like we're okay and then after awhile the crap talk starts up again. Have any of you ever taken the time to be a friend to a troll? Or even just get to know one? Yeah, I didn't think so. Let's try to usher in a new era of human/ troll relations. Let's open are minds. You humans have some hurdles to get over yourself, now don't you. As our people have noticed time and time again, you humans are good from far, but, far from good. Think on that.
post #221 of 231

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Originally Posted by troll evans
Have any of you ever taken the time to be a friend to a troll? Or even just get to know one? Yeah, I didn't think so. Let's try to usher in a new era of human/ troll relations.
We would like to believe in this troll friendship thing, but then pictures like this keep showing up on the news.
post #222 of 231

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Originally Posted by Holadem
-- de Gaulle Rulez.


ESPN2, this weekend, is featuring De Gaulle Rules Football.
post #223 of 231

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As our people have noticed time and time again, you humans are good from far, but, far from good. Think on that.

Is that you in your avatar?
post #224 of 231

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Originally Posted by Kevin Hewell
Is that you in your avatar?
Hey now, that's a good question. Let's all see if he answers.
post #225 of 231

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Originally Posted by Kevin Hewell
Is that you in your avatar?
Nope. Good try though and thanks for playing. Don't forget your consulation prize on your way out.
post #226 of 231
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Now we know what Dave does for fun.
post #227 of 231

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Originally Posted by Clinton McClure
Now we know what Dave does for fun.
Ehh... Google images ... honest!!
post #228 of 231

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Dr. Gregory House, M.D.: "Everybody lies!"


Cees
post #229 of 231

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Originally Posted by Cees Alons
Dr. Gregory House, M.D.: "Everybody lies!"

Or, to put it another way:

Dr. House: "I don't ask why patients lie. I just assume they all do."

or

Dr. Cameron: What happened to "everybody lies"?
Dr. House: I was lying.

or

Dr. House: There's a reason that everybody lies: it works. It's what allows society to function. It's what separates man from beast.
Dr. Wilson: Oh, I thought that was our thumbs.
Dr. House: You wanna know every place your mom's thumb has been?


post #230 of 231

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Watch out for trolls when you are in Seattle.

post #231 of 231

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The bluest trolls you've ever seen, in Seattle.
While other trolls the greenest green, in Seattle.
Like a beautiful child
Growing up, free and wild.
Full of hopes and full of fears,
Full of laughter, full of tears,
Full of dreams to last a year
In Seattle.

When you find your own blue troll you will know it
By his smile, by the look in his eyes.
Some set pine trees in the air
Or some stand around and stare
Look out everyone, Here Come the Trolls.
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