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Win a copy of Superhero Move

post #1 of 21
7/17/08 at 1:09pm
Thread Starter 
Thanks to our friends at The Weinstein Company we have a copy of Superhero Movie to give out! All ya gotta do is post below ONCE and one time ONLY, with your favorite Leslie Nielson 1 liner.

Will pick a winner sometime after Noon Friday, so be sure to be in before then, anyone who posts AFTER that but before I do the rolls is eligble but I wont guarantee your entry unless its before 12:01 PM EST July 18th, capiche?

-Open to residents of US/Canada only.
-Winners must have been registered HTF members before 11:59 PM July 17th, 2008.
-Limiting winners to one HTF prize every 90 days, so please don't enter if you have won anything from HTF in the last 3 months.
-HTF staff prohibited from winning.
-All decisions by me and the HTF owners are final in case of a dispute or tie =)
-Editing posts or threads will result in disqualification.
-Void where prohibited etc. This is done for entertainment value only and no prize substitutions are possible.

Simple and logical enough?

Sam
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post #2 of 21
7/17/08 at 1:18pm

Re: Win a copy of Superhero Move

"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."
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post #3 of 21
7/17/08 at 2:43pm

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"Your thighs look like warm cottage cheese someone threw up on the sidewalk."
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post #4 of 21
7/17/08 at 3:49pm

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Nice beaver.
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post #5 of 21
7/17/08 at 4:56pm

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It's fourth & fifteen and you're looking at a full court press.
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post #6 of 21
7/17/08 at 5:31pm

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It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.
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post #7 of 21
7/17/08 at 7:30pm

Re: Win a copy of Superhero Move

Crazy is walking down the street with half a cantaloupe on your head, muttering "I'm a hamster, I'm a hamster."
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post #8 of 21
7/17/08 at 7:52pm

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"Like a blind man at an orgy, I'll have to feel my way through"
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post #9 of 21
7/17/08 at 8:48pm

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I know someone already posted this line above but I have to use the same one:

"Nice beaver."

First time I saw that scene (I was probably around 11 or 12), I laughed harder than I had ever laughed before.
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post #10 of 21
7/17/08 at 9:02pm

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I'm not sure. I haven't seen anything like this since the Anita Bryant concert.
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post #11 of 21
7/17/08 at 9:40pm

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“You're excited? You should feel my nipples!”
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post #12 of 21
7/18/08 at 5:45am

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Another vote for "I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."
I use that line frequently...........
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post #13 of 21
7/18/08 at 6:00am

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"...and don't call me Shirley!"
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post #14 of 21
7/18/08 at 6:30am

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Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes.
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post #15 of 21
7/18/08 at 7:49am

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Ted Striker: Surely there must be something we can do about it.

Dr. Rumack: There is something we can do about it. And please, stop calling me Shirley.
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post #16 of 21
7/18/08 at 9:09am

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"I've been swimming in raw sewage. I LOVE IT!"
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post #17 of 21
7/18/08 at 9:17am

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"You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital."

"A hospital! What is it?"

"It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now."
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post #18 of 21
7/18/08 at 10:28am

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I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.
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post #19 of 21
7/18/08 at 4:47pm
Thread Starter 

Re: Win a copy of Superhero Move

OK, here we go, rolling from 2 to 18:
Quote:
Here are your random numbers:

8
Timestamp: 2008-07-18 23:46:33 UTC

Congrats Bill Pur!
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post #20 of 21
7/18/08 at 6:28pm

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"Is this some kind of bust?"
"yes that's very impressive, but that's not why we're here."
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post #21 of 21
7/23/08 at 8:05am

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I'm sure it's too late, but my favorite has always been from Police Squad:

"I'm sorry ma'am. We would have been here sooner, but your husband wasn't dead yet."
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