Rent -- The opening song is great. (end review)
The Ring Two -- One Ring too many.
Final Destination 3 -- Not worth the plastic it's imprinted on.
Planet of the Apes -- This movie sucks eggs.
Carlito's Way: Rise to Power -- A steaming turd with no resemblance whatsoever to Carlito's Way.
9 Songs -- 71 minutes I'll never get back.
The Jazz Singer -- Neil Diamond. 'Nuff said.
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy -- This hitchhiker should have been murdered.
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants -- My wife loved it. (Take that for whatever it's worth.)
The Dreamers -- Eva Green is hot but there's no penetration.
Must Love Dogs -- Must not rent.
The Transporter 2 -- Go back to France.
The Cave -- Should be dropped into one...
Freedomland -- Suck-fest.
This Film Is Not Yet Rated -- This film is not yet a real movie.
Catch a Fire -- Start by burning this dvd.
Altered -- Would be better if the alien didn't suck so much.
Gridiron Gang -- The real footage during the end credits is better than the whole movie.
Half Nelson -- "A crack-addicted teacher/girls' basketball coach" hits too close to home.
Jesus Camp -- Awesome in a "watching a car wreck" sense.
Stranger than Fiction -- Will Ferrell reigned in = nice movie.
For Your Consideration -- Consider me unimpressed.
Infamous -- "I don't see what all the fuss is about."
Shortbus -- Watch this for the tattooed chick getting railed from behind. That, and the gay sex.
Borat -- Nice. Please to rents this moviefilm disc.
Private School -- Betsy Russell is hot. Otherwise, this school should be closed.
The Marine -- Should be given a dishonorable discharge. Rips off every 80s action flick...and badly at that.
The Descent -- If you're thinking about watching this alone...DON'T!
Quigley Down Under -- Great facial hair.
Cobra -- Crime is the disease. He's the cure. This film also cures any sensitivity to violence.
Koko: A Talking Gorilla -- (in David Puddy voice) "That chimp's alright. High five!"
Marilyn Hotchkiss Ballroom Dancing and Charm School -- The movie felt as long as the title.
Ask the Dust -- Salma Hayek gets totally naked...but it's not enough to save this slow if somewhat humorous period piece.
Resident Evil: Extinction -- Paul W.S Anderson needs to go extinct.
Phantasm -- I'm a phan -- you should be, too.
Accepted -- Denied.
A Scanner Darkly -- A Movie Worthless.
Snakes on a Plane -- It bites.
Jackass: Number Two -- I never knew pooping and male genitalia were so funny. Watch it with someone you love.
World Trade Center -- Oliver Stone-Lite.
The Ring Two -- One Ring too many.
Final Destination 3 -- Not worth the plastic it's imprinted on.
Planet of the Apes -- This movie sucks eggs.
Carlito's Way: Rise to Power -- A steaming turd with no resemblance whatsoever to Carlito's Way.
9 Songs -- 71 minutes I'll never get back.
The Jazz Singer -- Neil Diamond. 'Nuff said.
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy -- This hitchhiker should have been murdered.
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants -- My wife loved it. (Take that for whatever it's worth.)
The Dreamers -- Eva Green is hot but there's no penetration.
Must Love Dogs -- Must not rent.
The Transporter 2 -- Go back to France.
The Cave -- Should be dropped into one...
Freedomland -- Suck-fest.
This Film Is Not Yet Rated -- This film is not yet a real movie.
Catch a Fire -- Start by burning this dvd.
Altered -- Would be better if the alien didn't suck so much.
Gridiron Gang -- The real footage during the end credits is better than the whole movie.
Half Nelson -- "A crack-addicted teacher/girls' basketball coach" hits too close to home.
Jesus Camp -- Awesome in a "watching a car wreck" sense.
Stranger than Fiction -- Will Ferrell reigned in = nice movie.
For Your Consideration -- Consider me unimpressed.
Infamous -- "I don't see what all the fuss is about."
Shortbus -- Watch this for the tattooed chick getting railed from behind. That, and the gay sex.
Borat -- Nice. Please to rents this moviefilm disc.
Private School -- Betsy Russell is hot. Otherwise, this school should be closed.
The Marine -- Should be given a dishonorable discharge. Rips off every 80s action flick...and badly at that.
The Descent -- If you're thinking about watching this alone...DON'T!
Quigley Down Under -- Great facial hair.
Cobra -- Crime is the disease. He's the cure. This film also cures any sensitivity to violence.
Koko: A Talking Gorilla -- (in David Puddy voice) "That chimp's alright. High five!"
Marilyn Hotchkiss Ballroom Dancing and Charm School -- The movie felt as long as the title.
Ask the Dust -- Salma Hayek gets totally naked...but it's not enough to save this slow if somewhat humorous period piece.
Resident Evil: Extinction -- Paul W.S Anderson needs to go extinct.
Phantasm -- I'm a phan -- you should be, too.
Accepted -- Denied.
A Scanner Darkly -- A Movie Worthless.
Snakes on a Plane -- It bites.
Jackass: Number Two -- I never knew pooping and male genitalia were so funny. Watch it with someone you love.
World Trade Center -- Oliver Stone-Lite.
