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How many 5 year olds could you take in a fight?

post #1 of 34
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Take a short survey, and find out how many 5 year old kids you could fight at one time. I can take 20. Pretty accurate, based on prior experiences.



CJ
post #2 of 34

Re: How many 5 year olds could you take in a fight?

Can I grab two (one in each hand) and use them as blunt weapons?

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post #3 of 34

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All of them.
post #4 of 34

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Depends. Can I wear a cup? Because 5 year-olds are at that dangerous and potentially-disabling height. (Or, as I keep having to tell my nephew, "It's a scrotum, not a speed-bag.") They might get me on the ground early and then overwhelm me.

Regards,

Joe
post #5 of 34

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How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take in a Fight?

I could take 24 five year olds in a fight.
post #6 of 34

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32

Seems about right
post #7 of 34

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29 of the little suckers....no mercy!

36 is the highest I could get the survey to go.
post #8 of 34

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we talking about people, dogs, horses, sharks? It all depends....
post #9 of 34
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Re: How many 5 year olds could you take in a fight?

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Originally Posted by Adam Lenhardt
How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take in a Fight?

I could take 24 five year olds in a fight.
Might have wanted to post the link with my original post. Must mean I need sleep!

CJ
post #10 of 34

Re: How many 5 year olds could you take in a fight?

*head down in shame*

18
post #11 of 34

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19 for me.
post #12 of 34

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Originally Posted by Patrick Sun
*head down in shame*

18
Don't hang your head!! Be as proud of your 18 as I am of mine!!
post #13 of 34

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20 lol
post #14 of 34

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Ain't a one of you could take this one on:



And he ain't even five (nor will he ever be).
post #15 of 34

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Originally Posted by Joseph DeMartino
Depends. Can I wear a cup? Because 5 year-olds are at that dangerous and potentially-disabling height. (Or, as I keep having to tell my nephew, "It's a scrotum, not a speed-bag.") They might get me on the ground early and then overwhelm me.

Regards,

Joe
You answered this before the survey link was posted. Sounds like you have experience? You don't really fight 5yr olds.....do you?
post #16 of 34

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26.
post #17 of 34

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24
post #18 of 34

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Originally Posted by drobbins
You answered this before the survey link was posted. Sounds like you have experience? You don't really fight 5yr olds.....do you?

I don't actually fight back - but I've certainly had the experience of being attacked by groups of 3 through 6 year olds, and let me tell you, them little rugrats can be dangerous. (Even moreso if you're a houseguest on a sofabed and the little bastards decide to jump up and down on you at six in the morning because mommy and daddy's door is closed and you're out in the open where they can get to you. )

Regards,

Joe
post #19 of 34

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18, I'm ashamed.
post #20 of 34

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I scored 30. I got the survey to go as high as 39
post #21 of 34

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I could take 20.

I guess I should start beefing up in case the five year ods ever come after me.
post #22 of 34

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I guess i was way off. Only 24.
post #23 of 34

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23, but I pulled my answers on a couple. I guess I'm getting soft. 10 years ago they'd have to burn the bodies due to health hazards.
post #24 of 34

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18. I'm such a wuss!
post #25 of 34

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25, but they never asked if you hated kids, I could of gotten much higher...

Just kidding
post #26 of 34

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21 for me with no martial arts skills... But I'm ruthless and I would leave 1 of them alive to warn the 6-year olds that they're next...

jay
post #27 of 34
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You answered this before the survey link was posted. Sounds like you have experience? You don't really fight 5yr olds.....do you?
I started this thread to post this link, and forgot to. When you compare the domain name and the thread title, it would be quite a coincidence.

And I don't fight them now, but who's to say what the future holds.


CJ
post #28 of 34

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I scored 30. Bring 'em on!
post #29 of 34

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I don't actually fight back - but I've certainly had the experience of being attacked by groups of 3 through 6 year olds, and let me tell you, them little rugrats can be dangerous. (Even moreso if you're a houseguest on a sofabed and the little bastards decide to jump up and down on you at six in the morning because mommy and daddy's door is closed and you're out in the open where they can get to you. )
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I started this thread to post this link, and forgot to. When you compare the domain name and the thread title, it would be quite a coincidence.

And I don't fight them now, but who's to say what the future holds.

Yea, I figured as much. I have 2 teens, but I remember when they were young. Now I had better stay away from little ones. I finally took the survey and scored a 10
post #30 of 34

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20. But if I were for sure they were you know, evil demonic things or something, the number would skyrocket, because then no remorse about weaponry and the like. Only true if it's hellspawn children, you know, children of the corn or zombie kids.. there would have to be qualifiers.
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