If I say "It looks longer", you might think I don't mean it very nicely. But it's almost unbelievable you only joined 10 years ago.
Which reminds me of a joke my father used to tell now and then. In fact it was two jokes, because he could tell the same joke with a different punch line.
A senior patient consults his doctor. The doctor has known the man for some time already, and after having done some tests and getting a few additional lab results, the doctor tells him he really has to change his life style. "No more coffee, no more than 1 standard glass of alcoholic liquor per day - at home and no longer in a pub. Better go to bed before 12 pm, always at 10 pm is even better, and get up again no later than 7 or 7.30am every morning then take an early and stiff walk outside after a very modest breakfast, diminish your food intake in general anyway you really have to slim down. And, really, no more than very, very occasional and tame sex."
So the patient asks him: "If I do all that, will I live longer doctor?"
The doctor replies:
Punch line version 1 (Click to show)
"Uhmm, no .... but it will look much longer"
The other version, chosen depending on the circumstances:
............
So the patient asks him: "If I do all that, will I live longer doctor?"
The doctor replies:
Punch line version 2 (Click to show)
Cees
