Re: Wow, Amazon.com is awesome!!!
I love taking them down different roads, until the point that they start contradicting themselves. It so great because on one side, they want you to buy their products, so on that road, they really can't say anything will ever go wrong or else they'll lose the sale - but then I take them down the other road, because they want you to buy the extended warranty, which is silly because it contradicts all of the praise they have just been giving you about the TV.
One of my other favorite stories:
I never get extended warranties on my new car purchases. It's just silly. So anyways, I was out buying a new TV and the guy was trying to sell me the warranty. I said to him: "Well, if the TV ever breaks, I'll just throw it out".
He thought I was being a smart-ass (ok I was

) and said: "Well, I don't know why you would buy a TV without an extended warranty..." and then he got real smug (like he thought he had 'got' me) and said "...I mean, you wouldn't buy a new car without one!" and gave me one of those winks like "You know I'm right."
But, of course, I replied: "I just bought a new car without an extended warranty". and gave him the wink back.
