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post #61 of 103
1/17/07 at 2:06pm
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Schindler's Lost: While on a flight to Germany, Schindler's plane goes down somewhere in the Mediterranean, where Oskar finds himself on a strange island. At first it's all about survival, but later he finds that he must come together with jewish survivors (oh the irony) to unlook the mystery of the island.
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post #62 of 103
1/18/07 at 9:31am

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Swatch: A bunch of incoherent British gangsters commit mayhem in search of the perfect fabric.

Vladiator: Ancient Rome is terrorized by a blood sucking vampire with a strange australian accent.
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post #63 of 103
1/18/07 at 11:59am
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The Green Milk: Instead of using the electric chair, death row inmates are sentenced to death by drinking spoiled milk.

Scooby-Poo: The gang has to find a way to raise bail money when Shaggy is arrested for not cleaning up Scooby's 'business' on the sidewalk.
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post #64 of 103
1/19/07 at 11:56am

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American Poe: The raunchy adventures of a young Edgar Allen Poe and his high school buddies.

Sighs: Documentary about a pretentious young filmmaker and his quest to find someone, anyone, who "gets" his vision.
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post #65 of 103
1/19/07 at 2:35pm

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Originally Posted by Malcolm R

Sighs: Documentary about a pretentious young filmmaker and his quest to find someone, anyone, who "gets" his vision.

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post #66 of 103
1/19/07 at 3:06pm

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Lady in the Tater: A building superintendent gets a surprise in his mash.
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post #67 of 103
1/23/07 at 2:00pm

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Creakin' - "Break"dancing takes on a whole new meaning when senior citizens enter an '80s dance contest

Creakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo

Blue Chunder: An Australian worships the porcelain god after a night of drinking Blue Raspberry Slurpees.
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post #68 of 103
1/23/07 at 5:31pm
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Saw WII: Jigsaw unveils his most difficult task...male victims must play WiiSports tennis, but the catch is, the hand controller is connected from their hand to their testicles.
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post #69 of 103
1/27/07 at 7:01am

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And now for something completely different. Fun with Chick Tracts! (For those of you in Rio Linda, these are those Miniature "Comic Book" Religious Pamphletts that are left lying around by certain people, or are cleverly inserted into something being given to someone. (For Example: Into a Childs Halloween Bag or placed on your car's windshield at the Theme Park, ect. - Hey! you can actually have some fun with these things, I have a set of them that depicts the Grim Reaper on its cover, I'll place them in those souveneer Jewelry Boxes that are sold at many "Tourist Attractions" )

Anyhow Here Goes!

This was your Wife!

A Man dies, upon entering Heaven he finds out his wife was Cheating!

Fad Bob:

Bob blows his Money on whatever's Chic at the time!

The Bad Machine:

Someone buys a New Computer, which constantly malfunctions!
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post #70 of 103
1/27/07 at 7:19am
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Little Miss Sunshire: After destroying the ring, Frodo must make the long journey back to the shire to enter a beauty contest.

Frags of Our Fathers: Three video game players discuss the virtual men they've killed in the new WWII online game.
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post #71 of 103
1/27/07 at 4:01pm

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Barton Pink: A NYC playwright moves to Hollywood to write screenplays. Ordered to write a low-budget screenplay for the porn industry, he types one sentence and then develops writer's block. A neighbor teaches our hero about the facts of life as his own life spins out of control.

My Left Woot: Henry Gale spirals out of control after leaving one post too many in his woot.com thread in "Coupons and Bargains."
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post #72 of 103
1/27/07 at 4:16pm

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Here's some more Tracts

Lame: The Story of the world's most Boring Preacher.

Big Caddy: Read about the heavest person to lug a Golf Bag.

The Feast: A guy looking to make a Telephone Call accidently Crashes a Party and is treated to a Sumptious Meal. (A True Story BTW )
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post #73 of 103
1/27/07 at 4:32pm
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How about some 80's movies?

Sixteen Candies: A young girl's "sweet sixteenth" birthday becomes anything but special as her family's idea of a "Cool Party" is just a pinata full of crappy candy.

Flashdunce: A Pittsburgh woman with two jobs as a welder and an exotic dancer wants to go back to high school after flunking out 10 years ago.

Pay Anything: High school senior Lloyd Dobler wants nothing more than to go out with beautiful and intelligent Diane Court. Lloyd attempts to win her heart by emptying his bank account and buying her extravagant gifts.

Just One of the Gays: When Terry fails to win a journalism contest, she decides to switch schools - and gender. She plays her role well and is accepted as one of the guys. However then she meets Rick...who is gay. Will Terry confess and tell Rick that he's not actually having sex with a real dude?

Pretty in Pine: Young Andie is one of the not-so-popular girls in high school. Duckie has always had a crush on her, but now she has met a new guy (Blane) who is a wood furniture craftsman.

Deaf Poets Society: English professor John Keating would have loved to inspire his students with poetry, unfortunately, he's now teaching at a school for the deaf.

The NeverEnding Store: In the cult classic horror film, Wal-Mart's keep popping up all over a quiet surban town and people start disappearing. Where has everyone gone? Only Wal-Mart knows!
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post #74 of 103
1/27/07 at 8:18pm

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[quote=MarkHastings]How about some 80's movies?

Pay Anything: High school senior Lloyd Dobler wants nothing more than to go out with beautiful and intelligent Diane Court. Lloyd attempts to win her heart by emptying his bank account and buying her extravagant gifts.
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They already did that, sort of, with 1987's "Can't Buy Me Love".

Speaking of 80s movies about losers in love, here's one:

"The Past American Virgin": A nice high schooler is so depressed about his love life that he builds a time machine to travel through history, trying to get some tail. Thwarted at every turn by assholes of many stripes, he eventually goes all the way back to when God created the universe. He kills God and then kills himself. The universe is never created and as blood spills through the blackness, Journey's "Open Arms" plays in the background.

Sincerely,

John Kilduff...

"The Past American Virgin": Coming this Summer from Cannon Pictures, the studio that will also release "Death Fish 2", "Crack Horse" and "Runaway Drain"...
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post #75 of 103
1/27/07 at 9:14pm

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The Perfect Store: Wal-Mart decides to build a Supercenter in a Community. When it's faced with Local Residents who "N.I.M.B.Y." their Proposal Wal-Mart agrees to design the Supercenter to the Residents Specifications, which mean All Traffic to and from the New Store goes ONLY on the Main Road, and all Side Streets within a 1 Mile Radius are redesigned with "Traffic Calming Devices" Such as Stop Signs, Roundabouts and "No Turns except Residents" Signs to discourage "Cut Through Traffic"

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post #76 of 103
1/27/07 at 9:37pm

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How about some 80's movies?

The Breakfast Clue: Brian Johnson's Alpha-Bits are trying to tell him something

Ferris Bueller's Way Off: A high school senior has no luck at guessing games

Funny Firm: Chevy Chase plays a big city lawyer who moves his practice to a small town in this wacky comedy

The Boy Who Could Fry: The new girl in town discovers her autistic neighbor is a master chef

Teal Genius: A graduate student becomes a master decorator with the help of a legendary alumnus who comes out of the closet

Predater: Before Blain will go out with a girl, she has to go out with his friend, Dutch. If Dutch approves of her, Blain will set a date. But, when he both he and Dutch fall in love with Anna, things get ugly.

License to Drove: A suburban kid herds cattle to impress Mercedes, the girl of his dreams
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post #77 of 103
1/27/07 at 10:20pm

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28 gays later: After failing to lure any women to Manchester so that his men could repopulate the earth, Major Henry West decides to make "real" men out of his troops.
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post #78 of 103
1/27/07 at 10:44pm

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The Karate Yid: A young boy gets a black belt for his Bar Mitzvah

The dictionary says that the term "yid" is "usually offensive." I wasn't even sure it was a word, so no offense is intended. If it is actually very offensive, I'll edit it out as soon as someone asks.

Bummer of '42: An older woman agrees to turn a boy into a man, but backs out at the last moment

BaySatch: Between gigs, Louis Armstrong rescues swimmers at the beach

The Old Man and the Pea: No matter how many mattress are provided, the Princess can't sleep comfortably with a pea and an old lech in her bed

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post #79 of 103
1/28/07 at 2:56pm

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Cukes of Hazzard: A veggie tale of two young cucumbers in search of some hot taters!
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post #80 of 103
1/29/07 at 6:07pm

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Tent: A bunch of modern bohemians take over a Boy Scout troop.
Gone With the Wine: The sequel to Sideways. The characters discover that their conversations aren't nearly as entertaining when they are sober.
A.A.: A robot gets addicted to acting human and has to go through rehab.
Boots: A shoemaker's family past throughout American history.
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post #81 of 103
1/30/07 at 9:32am
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The Old Couple: After becoming too old to live on their own, Felix and Oscar find themselves having to share yet another living space...but this time it's in a convalescent home.

The Count of Monte Crisco: Falsey imprisoned by his corporation, a CEO of a lard company takes his revenge on his stock holders.
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post #82 of 103
1/30/07 at 10:26pm

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Cattlevania: Simon Bovinemont doesn't need any prodding to steak his enemy, the evil Cow Dracula
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post #83 of 103
1/31/07 at 10:00am

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Cluck: A farmer discovers a universal remote that can control time, causing havoc with his resident rooster who never knows when to crow.

Howards Ent: A stuffy butler at an English country estate befriends a giant walking, talking tree.
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post #84 of 103
3/9/07 at 8:06pm

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On Golden Pong: An old man's gold-plated commemorative Pong game brings three generations together

Ulee's Golf: A man buys and restores an old mini-golf course

Dolors: Gang violence in LA cause a cop to question his sanity
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post #85 of 103
3/9/07 at 8:28pm

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World Grade Center- The adventures of under-achieving grade-school students that try and hack into the governments grade mainframe.

Thirteen Ghoats- If the director spelled this badly, you can only imagine how terrible this goat love movie is...

Bladiator- The adventures of a Greek man with a super strength bladder.

Bats and Dogs- The war between the bats upstairs and the dogs downstairs.

I'm out of ideas for the moment.
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post #86 of 103
5/3/07 at 10:36pm

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Gumb and Gumber: Can a new serial killer outkill Buffalo Bill?
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post #87 of 103
5/4/07 at 8:01am

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Ballrats - Rodents with oversized genitalia terrorize New York City. (perfect plot for a Sci-Fi Channel movie of the week)
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post #88 of 103
5/4/07 at 9:05am

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Paper Poon. They're not selling Bibles door-to-door.

E.R. The Extra-terrestial. Big screen version of that "Alien Autopsy".

Dime Bandits. Little men and an english boy who steal dimes (and only dimes) from famous people throughout history. Eventually God comes and takes the dimes back and forces them to work the vending machine maintenance Dept.

The Secret of NIHH. Mice infiltrate the National Institute of High Heels and begin wearing the uncomfortable shoes around the farm until they realise they can't outrun Dragon the farm cat. So a friendly crow helps them make really fast running shoes out of corn kernals.
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post #89 of 103
5/4/07 at 9:38am

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I just had an SNL Celebrity Jeopardy moment. I thought the title of this thread was "Fun with Tities." Imagine my disappointment when I start reading the posts.
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post #90 of 103
5/4/07 at 9:44am
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Rome Alone: Julius Caesar is left behind at the Colosseum. Hilarity ensues when the Senate (thinking the Colosseum is vacant) come in to take over.
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