Re: Track the Films You Watch (2007)
Joe, I'll reply to that post later (got a cold, which is kicking my ass right now).
01/15/07God's Step Children (1938)


Yet another highly controversial film from pioneer director Oscar Micheaux, which tries to be critical of black people who hate being black. A black mother gives birth to a mixed baby but she can't stand the backlash so she gives the child to another black woman. At nine years old, this child starts lying and trying to get her black teachers into trouble because she hates being black. She's sent to a convent but when the girl returns at the age of 21, she again tries to destroy everyone around here. This is an incoherent mess of a film that doesn't make a bit a sense and it's never real clear what message the director is trying to send. I couldn't make heads or tails out of any scene and in the end I was left with a major headache. The other films from the director that I've seen were often critical of black people, which was a brave thing to do considering these films only played black theaters but whatever Micheaux's point was here is certainly lost. Needless to say, the acting is pretty horrid throughout, which is hard to be too critical of since the majority of blacks were allowed in any sort of acting school at the time.
Girl in Room 20 (1946)



Spencer Williams' directed this drama with an all black cast. A country girl (Geraldine Brock) moves to the big city with dreams of becoming a famous singer. Once in the big city she's befriended by a cab driver (Williams) but also runs in with the wrong crowd who hope to take advantage of her. Despite the extremely low budget, director Williams is able to tell a pretty good story, although it's over the top happy ending comes off very forced. Williams gives the best performance in the film but Brock does a fine job as well and her singing is quite nice.
T.N.T. Jackson (1975)


Cult classic blaxploitation film about a kung fu fighting sister (Jeannie Bell) from Harlem who travels to Hong Kong to locate her missing brother. Once there the black, white and Chinese mob wants her out but thankfully she knows how to kick ass. This was my first of the blaxploitation/kung fun genre, which led to several films during the 1970s. I'm not going to lie and say this is a good film or even a fair one but it was mildly entertaining due in large part to former Playmate Bell. Her acting isn't really that good but her breasts are quite nice and thankfully they get several minutes of screen time. The violence and action is pretty much non-stop so if you don't mind the childish nature of the film then you might find yourself with a smile. The best scene happens when a Chinese guy wants to exchange sex with T.N.T. and she says:
If you want black you got black!. She then strips down and turns the lights off so no one can see her (a homage in Tarantino's
Jackie Brown as well). Politically incorrect? Hey, it's blaxploitation. Co-written by Roger Corman favorite Dick Miller.
01/16/07Thief of Love (1996)
Raw and Naked (1997)

Two more D'Amato flicks.
Bright Road (1953)


A new school teacher (Dorothy Dandridge) at an all black school tries to save a troubled student (Philip Helburn), although the principle (Harry Belafonte) has his doubts. Even by the "good teacher tries to save bad student" stands, this one here is pretty dull and lifeless. I'd also say the thing is just downright weird with some incredibly stupid voice overs that bring more laughs than anything. This was my first time seeing Dandridge and I found her very good in the role. Belafonte was also good in his film debut.
01/17/07Firehouse (1973)


Two black men set an apartment building on fire, which leads to the death of a white firefighter. That firefighter is replaced with a black man (Richard Roundtree), which doesn't set well in an all white firehouse. Like many other made for TV flicks, this one here really just touches the surface of many issues but never really dives deep into them. The film is mildly entertaining at just 72-minutes but God knows there are better films dealing with the race issue. Roundtree is pretty wooden in his role and it's rather strange because we're suppose to feel sympathy for him but at the start of the film he really comes off as one mean SOB.
Love Me Tender (1956)


Overdramatic film set at the end of the Civil War about a family torn apart due to stolen money and a love triangle. I guess this film is best remembered for being the screen debut of Elvis and he delivers a decent performance during the first half of the film but once his character has his breakdown I found his performance quite laughable. The rest of the cast is pretty good with Richard Egan stealing the show. There are some nice music numbers, although they stick out like a sore thumb.
Keeper, The (2004)


Lifeless thriller about a deranged cop (Dennis Hopper) who kidnaps a stripper (Asia Argento) and holds her hostage so that he can teach her how to be good. You'd think having Hopper play a nut and Argento a stripper that some magic would surface but that's not the case as this thriller lacks any suspense and instead enters the "so bad it's mildly entertaining" level. The badness of the screenplay and dialogue allows for plenty of unintentional laughs. Both Hopper and Argento are good in their roles but I really wish the screenplay had done more with their talents. The direction is pretty bad so this here is for fans of the actors only.