- "Go for the eyes, Boo, go for the eyes!"
—Minsc, from Baldur's Gate II giving instructions to his imaginary friend during battle - "Oh, I get it. Let's play with the old man's head, is it? He's half-senile, he'll forget I said anything! Wait uh, what was this about, anyway?"
—Jolee Bindo, from Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic during one of his rambling story sessions. - Harold: "Mutants. They were everywhere. Seems you couldn't fart without hitting one. They were coming Mostly from the Northwest, though."
Vault Dweller: "You farted Northwest?"
—Fallout - "You're so cute when you're bleeding!"
—the orc female Gryshka, from World of Warcraft in a love letter to her sweetie - "I apologize profusely for any inconvenience my murderous rampage may have caused."
—random gnome female joke, from World of Warcraft - "Leeroy Jenkins!"
—Leeroy Jenkins, from World of Warcraft
OK, so what are your favorites?
