We always get crappy presents at Xmas, its a tradition with my nutty mates, and I always look for something useless to get them, they know I'll be binning the present as soon as they leave.
I think this Xmas I'll have a rubbishbin ready at the door and my friends and relatives can drop the presents in when they arrive.
Useless presents have included big fat books on 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer' oh hell no!, I mean no one watches that rubbish, especially on our forum, and totally uncut videos of all 9 Friday the 13th movies, eeeek quick where's the bin?

I recently bought 'She who must be obeyed' a tequila lollipop with dead worm inside, the silly billy won't go near it let alone lick it, the creepy looking worm must have put her off, I'm very disappointed, why do I bother?
