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post #271 of 567

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Originally Posted by Richard Kim
Not so much irritating, but those new Volkswagon commercials in which the actors are involved in violent car crashes to demonstrate how "safe" their cars are are defintely unnerving and disturbing.

Yep, we've talked about those before, they are way too much lol.
post #272 of 567

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I'm glad this has been revived as I've been meaning to add something again. The Arby's commercials with "What were you thinking?" are so very annoying. Especially the one with Jack scoring a touchdown. "I can still here them chanting, "Go Jack, GOOO JACK!", but they were actually saying, "Go Back."" How stupid. Correct me if I'm wrong as I'm more of a casual football fan, but if he ran the wrong way, wouldn't that be a safety?
post #273 of 567

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Originally Posted by Inspector Hammer!
Yep, we've talked about those before, they are way too much lol.
Yeah, I keep routing for them to get into a more serious accident, but those damn people keep surviving the crash

post #274 of 567

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Cheer up, Mark, maybe each of them will die one by one in horrible Final Destination-ish accidents because they cheated death.

post #275 of 567

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Hmmmm, since the commercial involves a car accident, perhaps we could get that damn Gecko involved...I'd love to see him squished under the tires.


"GEICO, one call could save you..." ~SPLAT!!!!!~ "What the????"
post #276 of 567

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Originally Posted by MarkHastings
Hmmmm, since the commercial involves a car accident, perhaps we could get that damn Gecko involved...I'd love to see him squished under the tires.


"GEICO, one call could save you..." ~SPLAT!!!!!~ "What the????"

Of course if you follow the Final Destination version of that, there would first be a guy who throws down a cigarette which causes a spark, which slowly burns through a rope, which is holding a load of sheetrock, which falls on a board where the Geico Gecko is sitting on the opposite end of it and it propells him through the air where he lands in the street and then gets crushed by the same car that hits the VW in the commercial and that's what caused the crash to begin with.

post #277 of 567

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Oh no, you're one of the writers for Final Destination 4 aren't you?

Wait, Scary Movie 5?
post #278 of 567

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Originally Posted by George_W_K
Oh no, you're one of the writers for Final Destination 4 aren't you?

Wait, Scary Movie 5?
Kinda sounds like the same movie.

Scary Destination? Final Movie?
post #279 of 567

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I can see it, Final Movie. Then Final Movie 2: This Time We Mean It. ---->Final Movie 3: The Last of the Trilogy.
post #280 of 567

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Those new GEICO commercials with the Z-list celebrities are even more excruciating than that dumbass reptile.

Plus that McCormick spice commercial with that stupid kid speaking with a french accent just because he's using a pepper grinder.
post #281 of 567

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The new "Anything but cute" Dodge Caliber commercial with the bear and the pig made me sick. Of all the recent mean-spirited ads marketing cars as evil killing machines, this was by far the worst.
post #282 of 567

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Head On: APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD.
Head On: APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD.
Head On: APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD.
Head On: APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD.

Enough.
post #283 of 567

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We have one in Fort Wayne on the radio for the Chamber of Commerce. I never understood why the Chamber of Commerce needed a comercial but this it was it does. It is some really lame guy singing: "Community service, Community firm, Fort Wayne Chamber of Commerce." during the commercial it sings this same line numerous times and it is totally pathetic the way the guy sings it. If you paid me one million dollars I might consider singing the line once for a small audience if that describes how lame it really is.

Seth=L
post #284 of 567

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Originally Posted by Cory Pals
Head On: APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD.
Head On: APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD.
Head On: APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD.
Head On: APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD.

Enough.

There's also a hemorrhoid commercial from the same people. "Freedom from hemorrhoids? Freedhem hemorrhoid cream" x4.
post #285 of 567

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Freedhem. Apply directly to the... ahem.
post #286 of 567

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The Orbit gum commercial with Snoop Dogg annoys the hell out of me, especially with the warning on the bottom that says chewing Orbit gum won't get you into Heaven.

I don't like that Burger King chicken French fries commercial either.
post #287 of 567

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Originally Posted by StephenA
I don't like that Burger King chicken French fries commercial either.
I think all BK commercials receive an automatic pass onto this list. I haven't seen a non-annoying BK commercial in years.
post #288 of 567

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I think all BK commercials receive an automatic pass onto this list. I haven't seen a non-annoying BK commercial in years.

Ditto, Sonic. Their new Brownie Blast commercial is particularly icky.
post #289 of 567

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Originally Posted by Malcolm R
I think all BK commercials receive an automatic pass onto this list. I haven't seen a non-annoying BK commercial in years.


There's actually a BK radio commercial that I like. The one where they imitate a radio station's promo. With hits like, "I've got double vision, from a croissanwich collision ". I also like the Micropricing Technology commercial. Those two make me smile.
post #290 of 567

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The new Honda commercials with the animated "Mr. Opportunity" where he keeps flubbing his lines. Very forced, annoying attempt at something resembling humor.

And another car commercial (Lexus?) with that repetitive "streets of tomorrow" song. *cringe*
post #291 of 567

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The new Honda commercials with the animated "Mr. Opportunity" where he keeps flubbing his lines. Very forced, annoying attempt at something resembling humor.
Trying to be Pixar.....note I said "trying"!
post #292 of 567

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The worst commercial for me now is the Hummer H3 commercial where the mother who gets pushed around by another mother goes out and buys a Hummer "Get your girl on" is the tag line.

This commercial is basically saying what many have believed for years - that Hummers are for passive-aggresive soccer moms.
post #293 of 567

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Cameron, have you seen the one where the "California-looking" guy is at the grocery store buying tofu and veggies and there is another guy in line....I forget what the guy looked like, but it was the typical "Beer Buying" / "Tons of meat" guy. They look at each other and the 'meat' guy gives him that "What the hell are you buying tofu for??" look.

Then the Tofu guy goes out and gets a Hummer H3, etc and they do that "Restore the balance" tag.


EDIT: The commericals are at http://www.hummer.com/
On the Flash page window, go to the far right "Hummer World" and choose "TV Commercials" at the bottom of the drop down menu. The one I'm talking about is called "Tofu". Watch it and prepare to roll your eyes.


p.s. The BEST (or worst) part of the commercial is the end tag: "EPA Estimated 20 MPG HWY" - Wooooo! What a freakin' selling point!!!!
post #294 of 567

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Gameshow commercials and ANYTHING with Wilmford Brimley. I've seen those enough during Price is Right that it was one major reason for getting a Cablevision DVR device. I NEVER have to sit through him again! I'm FREE! Mwuhahahahah!

Plus, why do they think all Gameshow watchers are overweight, have bad health, are close to death, or are over 60? Great advertising targeting for what are essentially fun to watch, college targeted shows..
post #295 of 567

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Originally Posted by MarkHastings
Cameron, have you seen the one where the "California-looking" guy is at the grocery store buying tofu and veggies and there is another guy in line....I forget what the guy looked like, but it was the typical "Beer Buying" / "Tons of meat" guy. They look at each other and the 'meat' guy gives him that "What the hell are you buying tofu for??" look.

Then the Tofu guy goes out and gets a Hummer H3, etc and they do that "Restore the balance" tag.

Holy crap - I hadn't seen that one yet. Watching the commercials there scared me, I mean showing that the H3 is the love child of two monsters?!?!
post #296 of 567

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Yeah, the problem there is, Hummer is trying to sell their monstrosity to the "average consumer" when the problem is, there's only a certain type of person who actually BUYS one of these damn things. That's what really irks me about the commercials. And the problem there is, more average consumers ARE going to buy them because of these commercials

I guess it would be like BOSE trying to infiltrate Wal-Mart by making the average Joe think they need a BOSE system...or somehow making them believe it's 'cool' to own such crap.
post #297 of 567

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A horrible new Cartoon Network commercial with this blue thing saying, "It's hot in Topeka. I'm a hot toe picker." Ugh.
post #298 of 567

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> Those new GEICO commercials with the Z-list celebrities are even more excruciating than that dumbass reptile.

Yeah, except the one with Don LaFontaine, since his voice is so good it makes up for it.
post #299 of 567

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> Those new GEICO commercials with the Z-list celebrities are even more excruciating than that dumbass reptile.

Yeah, except the one with Don LaFontaine, since his voice is so good it makes up for it.

I second you, Chris on the Don LaFontaine, namely because he is using movie trailer voiceover lingo, and it actually sounds cool.

"Payback was coming!" [or something like that]
"I got a check in two days."

Back to highly annoying, ANYTHING with those goddamned Spice Girls rejects in those Fanta ads. Gads, I thought I only had to suffer with those stupid, no talent little hussies ONLY when I have to sit through movie theater commercials, but NOOOOO, now I have to watch them shake their neon painted asses and silicone implants at home, too.
post #300 of 567

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Every single one of those new Apple ads. How desperate must a company be to come up with that FUD to sell their product?

I'll also add any car commercial that has to use a digital representation of their car to sell it. Guess the real thing driving on a real road just doesn't work anymore.
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