It is Eddie Murphy. The whole skit's pretty funny:
I got a question.
Why don't white people just leave the house
when there's a ghost in the house ?
Y'all stay in the house too f**kin' long.
Get the f**k out of the house !
Very simple: If there's a ghost
in the house, get the f**k out !
And not only did they stay in the house
with the poltergeist, they invite more people over !
Sitting around going: "Our daughter Carroll-Ann's
in the television set."
I would have been gone.
If I had a daughter, went down to the precinct and say
"Look man, I went home my f**king daughter's in the
t.v. set and I just f**king left."
You can have all this, I ain't going back
to the motherf**ker.
I just came down so when she ain't at the school
you don't think I killed the bitch or anything like that.
But she is inside the tv set you can have
all that shit. Thank you.
"Mr. Murphy didn't you try to save your daughter?"
Yeah, I'm a man, see I tried to save her
I turned the channels the shit didn't work.
I got the f**k out.
The kid was only four years old in the movie,
they couldn't have been to attached to her.
In the amityville horror the ghost
told them to get out of the house.
White people stayed in there. Now that's a hint
and a half for your ass.
A ghost say get the f**k out, I
would just tip the f**k out the door!
Lou Walker looked in the toilet bowl, the're was
blood in the toilet.
And said, "That's peculiar."
I would've been in the house saying:
"Oh baby this is beautiful."
"We got a chandelier hanging up here, kids
outside playing. Its a beautiful neighbourhood."
"We ain't got nuttin to worry,
I really love it this is really nice."
"GET OUT!"
"Too bad we can't stay, baby!"
I got a question.
Why don't white people just leave the house
when there's a ghost in the house ?
Y'all stay in the house too f**kin' long.
Get the f**k out of the house !
Very simple: If there's a ghost
in the house, get the f**k out !
And not only did they stay in the house
with the poltergeist, they invite more people over !
Sitting around going: "Our daughter Carroll-Ann's
in the television set."
I would have been gone.
If I had a daughter, went down to the precinct and say
"Look man, I went home my f**king daughter's in the
t.v. set and I just f**king left."
You can have all this, I ain't going back
to the motherf**ker.
I just came down so when she ain't at the school
you don't think I killed the bitch or anything like that.
But she is inside the tv set you can have
all that shit. Thank you.
"Mr. Murphy didn't you try to save your daughter?"
Yeah, I'm a man, see I tried to save her
I turned the channels the shit didn't work.
I got the f**k out.
The kid was only four years old in the movie,
they couldn't have been to attached to her.
In the amityville horror the ghost
told them to get out of the house.
White people stayed in there. Now that's a hint
and a half for your ass.
A ghost say get the f**k out, I
would just tip the f**k out the door!
Lou Walker looked in the toilet bowl, the're was
blood in the toilet.
And said, "That's peculiar."
I would've been in the house saying:
"Oh baby this is beautiful."
"We got a chandelier hanging up here, kids
outside playing. Its a beautiful neighbourhood."
"We ain't got nuttin to worry,
I really love it this is really nice."
"GET OUT!"
"Too bad we can't stay, baby!"
