Re: 2005 Film List
Some others I've seen since my late Feb updates, big update here
Corpse Bride
7.5 of 10
A decent film but musicals need great numbers to truly be great films and this one was a bit lacking in that department. For me it was mostly like Nightmare Before Christmas diet flavor.
Bad News Bears
7.5 of 10
I saw this way back when the DVD came out, but somehow seemed to have left it off my 2005 list or postings despite posting about other films I Netflixed after it. Maybe I posted about it elsewhere and overlooked it.
Not a bad remake and Linklater maintains an artful touch, but some of the better plotlines of the original script have been trimmed back which cuts into the charm factor. It's not a bad remake at all, it's just not as good as the original film which to me is a classic.
In Her Shoes
8.5 of 10
Very pleasantly surprising film adaptation of the book, which my wife tells me was fairly similar. You can't go wrong with Collette and Diaz seems capable of keeping up when surrounded by strong talent and in a role that is within her range, which this character is. Collette has really been on a hot streak the last few years and while she has gotten notice, it probably still hasn't been enough.
The Aristocrats
7 of 10
A pretty good documentary on the art of joke telling. So much was made over the nature of the joke that it overshadowed what the real topic of the film was, which is the variety of styles that are available to comedians and how delivery is far more critical to a comedian's success than material is. It wasn't on par with some of the stronger docs of the year, but pretty solid.
The Exorcism of Emily Rose
6 of 10
At times it presents some pretty interesting topics for debate, but in the end it seems to back off the promise of tackling those issues and choses to placate all sides, especially the religious/supernatural point of view.
Saraha
3 of 10
Cheap, cornball action flick lacking in real laughs and action mostly due to the fact that it cribs so badly from the genre's cliches. Paint by numbers script and direction with acting that was at least above phoning it in level (otherwise it would have ranked lower)
Domino
5 of 10
This is just too much Tony Scott gone wild. He's always been the stylish director type, but somehow he managed to stay a few steps back from the full-on Bruckheimer mold. For this film he apparently got an overdose of Oliver Stone in his system and went hog wild on cuts, variety of media and the general Natural Born Killers angle. He then took that NBK approach and did it with his own stylings instead. The results was a script and set of performances that are often trampled on by the direction and editing.
Too bad because I think he could have had something with this story and that cast without trying to hype the craziness of it all himself.
Happy Endings
7.5 of 10
A pretty enjoyable little multiple storylines intersecting film that works primarly as an actors' vehicle. Kudrow was a bit better than expected, Gyllenhaal is here typical quality. I don't think it really was aiming for top notch Oscar power so it isn't as though it misses it's goal, it tries to be solid but not specatacular and does so very well.
The Brothers Grimm
4.5 of 10
This was a film that had the production value to be better but just seemed lost most of the time. Actually I forgot that it was Gilliam and found myself thinking halfway through that it was another director trying to do a poor impersonation of a Gilliam film. Sadly he was doing a poor impression of himself. Not sure why it turned out this way but to me it seemed like a commercialized version of Gilliam's work, as though he had compromised in order to shoot for a summer blockbuster rather than staying true to himself. Based on the stories I read after seeing the film, it sounds like he just might have been backed into accepting some rather unflattering compromises just as it appeared.
The Fog
2 of 10
The standard method of failing with a remake - misunderstand what aspects made the original so charming in the first place and latch onto all the meaningless parts instead (see Rollerball for one of many examples). That's exactly what happens here. Isolation and the unknown - forget it, we have to see the monsters now, we have to have characters actively interacting with each other more and we have to dumb things down and explain it to the audience all along the way. This film in this form never should have been green-lit. It made me long for the shot by shot remake of Psycho which would have been a more effective method for remaking The Fog than this was. Ugh, what a waste of a story that was perfect for remake status. Strike 2 on Carpenter remakes (not counting Ghosts of Mars aka Precinct 13

).
Elizabethtown
3 of 10
How can Crowe miss so badly? Um, maybe by trying to put about 5 different story ideas into one film and then jumping from plot to plot like a schizophrenic. When Sarandon comes in for 10 minutes of dancing late in the film as though its just hit its emotional climax you think "when did this film become about her?" At other times its about Bloom dealing with personal failure (ala Jerry McGuire's first half), but then its about him dealing with a quirky romance he can't quite latch onto (see much of Almost Famous). Let's not forget dealing with the loss of his father, or his inteaction with the father's other life in E'town...so on and so on.
The film has zero flow because of this and often seems to have very little emotional logic to it. Crowe appears to have thought up many great moments and some strong character arcs, but failed to recognize that they didn't all belong in the same film. He should have just done a 2nd (or 3rd, 4th or even 5th) script, saved some of this stuff for later filming, and paired this film back to one key central relationship.
It has several great Crowe style scenes to it, but as a film its a disaster.
Doom
1 of 10
So its going along okay, albeit rather confused (think the gaps in the opening part of Stargate) and general cheap popcorn corny. But then it pointless forces in a sequence in which you experience the film from the first person POV of the original game??? Why? Stupid. This is the film version of the game, not the game itself. When will these 3rd rate directors ever learn.
This turned into House of the Dead quicker than you could say "Boll is a hack". Bartkowiak has made a career out of being the DOP for plenty of cornball flicks, and has now unleashed that "experience" with a series of gimmickly shot films. I wish I could think that Doom might bring that trend to an end, but he's been in the biz too long for that.
2046
9 of 10
Wong's sequal to In the Mood for Love took a nice step forward from the languid pace of that film, a pace that kept me from loving it despite the incredible photography and art direction. Here he keeps that same caliber of visual styles and manages to increase the tempo for viewers without actually changing the pacing of interaction between characters.
This is accomplished by having more characters and scenes to the plot, some of which stems from the futuristic versions of the experiences the writer is having. By introducing these fantasy moments as well as a greater number of women in Chow's life the film gives the illusion of faster pacing, even though the scenes themselves remain as deliberate and taut as in the first film.
Casanova
7 of 10
Generally enjoyable film that allows Ledger to comically shine. In the end it is a bit trite and cliched as a plot, but the craft behind creating the world itself makes it pretty entertaining most of the way. Platt and Irons get to ham it up a bit in a popcorn film manner without taking it to the point of annoyance. The biggest drawback is the wrap-up for the plot which really drops the overall quality.
Match Point
8.5 of 10
A surprising effort from Woody Allen, though the dark side of relationships has always been a staple of his films. In this case though he leaves no escape for the audience, no bit of condemnation of characters or humor at their expense. This is pure cynicism.
***** Spoiler alert, this film follows the plot of another film/book which I now mention and explain *******
The main thing that keeps me from rating it higher is that it was a better film when it was called A Place in the Sun. As far as I know Woody didn't cite "An American Tragedy" as the source material, but clearly it is even if some aspects are slightly inverted (the plain girl is now the rich girl but the beautiful option still comes along 2nd and puts him in a "I wish I had waited" spot, the pregnancy is still with the poor girl, but after the marriage into wealth, and in the more cynical view he gets away with it here.)
The fact that he twists things a little kept me happy with the film, but at the same time I couldn't be blown away by the script knowing that most of it came from other material, and the script is a big part of the film's strength.