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post #571 of 1004
7/25/07 at 11:36pm

Re: Lindsay Lohan

Nicccccccccccccceeeeeeeeeeeee. I'd squeeze'em.
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post #572 of 1004
7/26/07 at 11:20am

Re: Lindsay Lohan

Video clip: Trailer for Lindsay's upcoming film, I Know Who Killed My Career, courtesy of Defamer.

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there are two kinds of people in the world. those who think the saying "there are 10 kinds of people in the world. those who understand binary and those who don't" is funny, and those who don't.

Actually, there are two kinds of people in the world: Those who realize that saying "There are 10 kinds of people in the world..." wouldn't even be a joke, since the ambiguity only exists in print, and those who don't.

Regards,

Joe
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post #573 of 1004
7/26/07 at 11:46am

Re: Lindsay Lohan

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You mean like this one?

Oh Lindsay, don't throw your career away... you've got so much to offer!
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post #574 of 1004
7/26/07 at 5:54pm

Re: Lindsay Lohan

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Originally Posted by Dave Poehlman
Oh Lindsay, don't throw your career away... you've got so much to offer!

And so many willing to accept, nay, embrace, what you're offering.

Regards,

Joe
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post #575 of 1004
7/26/07 at 5:57pm

Re: Lindsay Lohan

Does nothing get you guys down about her?
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post #576 of 1004
7/26/07 at 6:05pm

Re: Lindsay Lohan

Nope. Not me.

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post #577 of 1004
7/26/07 at 11:28pm

Re: Lindsay Lohan

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Actually, there are two kinds of people in the world: Those who realize that saying "There are 10 kinds of people in the world..." wouldn't even be a joke, since the ambiguity only exists in print, and those who don't.
Shit. I didn't catch the 'saying' part, but what else could I call it? I was thinking of changing the signature soon anyway. I thought I was being a little clever. Thanks for nothing Joe!

CJ
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post #578 of 1004
7/26/07 at 11:29pm

Re: Lindsay Lohan

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The frantic call is from the mother of Lindsey Lohan's personal assistant who had quit earlier that day. The woman does not realize that it is Lohan who is following her.

Here is a tip to those who call 911 expecting help. Have your shit together.

CJ
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post #579 of 1004
7/31/07 at 9:19am

Re: Lindsay Lohan

This morning I heard just a tiny bit of a song parody about La Lohan on "The Bob and Tom Show". I didn't hear enough to really remember it, and I don't belong to their website, so there's no way I can get a copy. But it made me laugh so much I decided to try my own hand at crafting a parody of the same song. (Only the line about "blood-shot eyes" is the same as the one I heard on B&T, and that was so obvious a replacement for the real line that I think 10 people working independently would all have come up with it.)

Younger members probably won't know what tune this goes with. Tough.

“Lindsay” (Sung to the Tune of “Windy”)

(With Apologies to The Association and Ruthann Friedman)


Who's peekin' out ‘cause she has no undies?
Flashin’ a boob so everyone sees?
Who's bendin’ down to show us her goodies.
Everyone knows it's Lindsay

Who's tearin’ ‘round the streets of the city?
Swervin' at everybody she sees
Who's gettin’ drunk six days outta rehab?
Everyone knows it's Lindsay


And Lindsay has blood-shot eyes
Fake boobs and those skinny thighs
And Lindsay keeps blow near-by
There in her pants (it’s in her pants)
There in her pants (right in her pants)


(Flute solo)


And Lindsay has blood-shot eyes
Snorts more coke than twen-ty guys
And Lindsay she always lies
“They’re not my drugs” (“They’re not her drugs”)
“They’re not my drugs” (“They’re not her drugs”)


Who's tearin’ ‘round the streets of the city?
Swervin' at everybody she sees
Who's gettin’ drunk six days outta rehab?
Everyone knows it's Lindsay


[repeat and fade]

Regards,

Joe
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post #580 of 1004
7/31/07 at 9:37am

Re: Lindsay Lohan

I think I just changed my opinion about Ms. Lohan
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post #581 of 1004
7/31/07 at 12:31pm

Re: Lindsay Lohan

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Originally Posted by KCAir
I think I just changed my opinion about Ms. Lohan

From positive to negative or negative to positive?

Joe
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post #582 of 1004
7/31/07 at 2:30pm

Re: Lindsay Lohan

Joseph: (at your lyrics).

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post #583 of 1004
8/8/07 at 7:38pm

Re: Lindsay Lohan

And starring Lindsay Lohan in, I Know Who F***ed Me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEv6rS5h0Mk

(Hat-tip: Defamer)

Regards,

Joe
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post #584 of 1004
8/8/07 at 8:48pm

Re: Lindsay Lohan

And the poor girl had been so successfully keeping a low profile since the arrest...
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post #585 of 1004
8/30/07 at 6:12pm

Re: Lindsay Lohan

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Originally Posted by Mike Frezon
And the poor girl had been so successfully keeping a low profile since the arrest...

...and doing so well in rehab. That reminds me, I have to check myself into that place in Utah and start hanging around in the bathroom.

Regards,

Joe
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post #586 of 1004
8/31/07 at 2:28am

Re: Lindsay Lohan

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... hanging around ...
"h". You actually meant to write the letter "h"?


Cees
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post #587 of 1004
8/31/07 at 3:13am

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Originally Posted by Cees Alons
"h". You actually meant to write the letter "h"?


Cees

Well, "anging around" sounds funny in English, unless you're speaking with a Cockney accent, which I've never been able to pull off. Apparently I'm missing something very funny here, but alas, I am missing it. Can anyone enlighten me?
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post #588 of 1004
8/31/07 at 5:28am

Re: Lindsay Lohan

Mmm. Perhaps the language barrier made me make a failed joke.

Think a look-alike letter. Close to the start of the alphabet.
And (I really hate this. Please everyone else, walk on. Nothing to see here anymore!) what she had been doing there apparently, the reason you wanted to be there. Or am I thinking of an incorrect term or slang?


Cees
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post #589 of 1004
8/31/07 at 6:40am

Re: Lindsay Lohan

No you're right Cees
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post #590 of 1004
8/31/07 at 8:03am

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Or am I thinking of an incorrect term or slang?

No, you've got it quite right. I just shouldn't read messages before I've had my morning coffee. Let's just say I'd hope that if I spent enough time "h"ing around that might eventually lead to "b"ing her. (Like a screen door in a hurricane. )

BTW, one of the surest signs that you've entered the pathetic loser stage of the celebrity arc is when people start using you as an incidental joke while making a point about something completely unrelated to you. The other day I heard some guy on the radio describe the Dow Jones Industrial Average as "going down like Lindsay Lohan at an after-party." That's just sad.

Regards,

Joe
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post #591 of 1004
8/31/07 at 10:07am

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(I really hate this. Please everyone else, walk on. Nothing to see here anymore!)
Cees, don't let these one-language wonders intimidate you, I got you the first time

--
H
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post #592 of 1004
10/22/07 at 12:52pm

Re: Lindsay Lohan

Here's a shot of her POST rehab...



Her new boyfriend...
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post #593 of 1004
10/22/07 at 12:59pm

Re: Lindsay Lohan

Thank you, Rob. Thank you.
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post #594 of 1004
10/23/07 at 11:18am

Re: Lindsay Lohan

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Originally Posted by Rob FM
Here's a shot of her POST rehab...
ain't nothing wrong with that.
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post #595 of 1004
10/23/07 at 12:40pm

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ain't nothing wrong with that.


Yeah if you like 100 pounds of crazy in a 120 pound suit.
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post #596 of 1004
10/23/07 at 3:32pm

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Originally Posted by MarkMel
Yeah if you like 100 pounds of crazy in a 120 pound suit.
it would just be a sex type thing. trust me. i bet you're very right about the crazy part.
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post #597 of 1004
10/23/07 at 5:40pm

Re: Lindsay Lohan

Here's my aphorism for the day:

Sex is better with crazy women.
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post #598 of 1004
10/24/07 at 7:59pm

Re: Lindsay Lohan

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Originally Posted by Henry Gale
Here's my aphorism for the day:

Sex is better with crazy women.
A wise man* once said: "Don't stick it in the crazy."





*George Bluth (Arrested Development)
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post #599 of 1004
11/12/07 at 1:19pm

Re: Lindsay Lohan

She's baaaaaaccck! And still forgetting to put on undergarments, apparently.



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post #600 of 1004
11/12/07 at 4:11pm

Re: Lindsay Lohan

As always, Joseph, I thank you for your diligence.

But...why are you angry?
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