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post #361 of 4982
10/2/04 at 9:16am
Cur dudgeon



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post #362 of 4982
10/2/04 at 1:53pm
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post #363 of 4982
10/2/04 at 6:47pm
She packed my bags last night pre-fight
Zero hour nine a.m.
And I’m gonna surf high as a kite by then
I miss the funds so much I miss my wife
It’s lonely out campaigning
On such a timeless fight

And I think it’s gonna be a long long time
Till touch down brings me round again to find
I’m not the man they think I am at home
Oh no no no I’m a waffle man
Waffle man burning out his 'cred up here alone

Nam ain’t the kind of place to raise your 'cred
In fact it’s dumb as hell
And there’s no one there to raise them if you did
And all this public I don’t understand
It’s just my job seven days a week
A waffle man, a waffle man . . .
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post #364 of 4982
10/2/04 at 9:31pm
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post #365 of 4982
10/3/04 at 1:31pm
I'm of two minds about the upcoming DVD of Three Faces of Eve.....:p)
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post #366 of 4982
10/3/04 at 3:15pm
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"No, you're not!"

"Yes, you are!"
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post #367 of 4982
10/4/04 at 6:18pm
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I'll bet nobody's ever seen anything like this before:

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post #368 of 4982
10/5/04 at 4:21am
Yes, except that we don't shit in the reservoir.

Cees
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post #369 of 4982
10/5/04 at 5:43am
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we don't shit in the reservoir


Ahhhhh. One of my favorite Billy Joel songs.
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post #370 of 4982
10/5/04 at 7:23am
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I'll bet nobody's ever seen anything like this before:


This is a photo of my short stint in San Quentin. As you can see, I got preferential treatment. My seat was wood.
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post #371 of 4982
10/5/04 at 12:06pm
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BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday.

It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.

"I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."

Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.


http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.j...toryID=6406472

"No more yanky my wanky" Long Duck Dong
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post #372 of 4982
10/5/04 at 6:19pm
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Ron:

I am speechless.
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post #373 of 4982
10/6/04 at 7:30am
Jumbo Maroom
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post #374 of 4982
10/6/04 at 8:38am
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post #375 of 4982
10/6/04 at 3:16pm
OK here's your next reading assignment, straight from "TBAR":

www.cia.gov/cia/reports/iraq_wmd_2004/index.html
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post #376 of 4982
10/6/04 at 5:00pm


Dude, you've got a lot of pot.
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post #377 of 4982
10/6/04 at 5:48pm
Hey look, it's Archie and Jughead.
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post #378 of 4982
10/6/04 at 6:11pm
John Kerry shouldn't be playing football. It makes him look bad...


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post #379 of 4982
10/6/04 at 9:11pm



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post #380 of 4982
10/7/04 at 12:43pm
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post #381 of 4982
10/7/04 at 1:01pm
beginning experiment
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post #382 of 4982
10/7/04 at 1:11pm
Well, we better get a qualified doctor in here.

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post #383 of 4982
10/7/04 at 4:42pm
Pull the power connector!


Cees
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post #384 of 4982
10/7/04 at 5:52pm
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post #385 of 4982
10/7/04 at 5:59pm
ELECTRIC SHOCK!!!
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post #386 of 4982
10/7/04 at 6:15pm
Cees, I pulled it! There must be some kind of backup power supply...I can't hold her much longer...Somebody call somebody!... It is getting spooky...Who let that pup in anyways?

And who in the name corn, took the time to take a pic. That's some friend I tells ya.
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post #387 of 4982
10/8/04 at 7:29am
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Gumption
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post #388 of 4982
10/8/04 at 7:41am
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post #389 of 4982
10/8/04 at 1:05pm
Who the heck is Warren Zevon?


Well, I went home with the waitress
The way I always do
How was I to know
She was with the Russians, too

I was gambling in Havana
I took a little risk
Send lawyers, guns and money
Dad, get me out of this

I'm the innocent bystander
Somehow I got stuck
Between the rock and the hard place
And I'm down on my luck

Now I'm hiding in Honduras
I'm a desperate man
Send lawyers, guns and money
The shit has hit the fan
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post #390 of 4982
10/8/04 at 1:27pm


Roland was a warrior from the Land of the Midnight Sun
With a Thompson gun for hire, fighting to be done
The deal was made in Denmark on a dark and stormy day
So he set out for Biafra to join the bloody fray

Through sixty-six and seven they fought the Congo war
With their fingers on their triggers, knee-deep in gore
For days and nights they battled the Bantu to their knees
They killed to earn their living and to help out the Congolese

Roland the Thompson gunner...

His comrades fought beside him - Van Owen and the rest
But of all the Thompson gunners, Roland was the best
So the CIA decided they wanted Roland dead
That son-of-a-bitch Van Owen blew off Roland's head

Roland the headless Thompson gunner
Norway's bravest son
Time, time, time
For another peaceful war
But time stands still for Roland
'Til he evens up the score
They can still see his headless body stalking through the night
In the muzzle flash of Roland's Thompson gun
In the muzzle flash of Roland's Thompson gun

Roland searched the continent for the man who'd done him in
He found him in Mombassa in a barroom drinking gin
Roland aimed his Thompson gun - he didn't say a word
But he blew Van Owen's body from there to Johannesburg

Roland the headless Thompson gunner...
The eternal Thompson gunner
still wandering through the night
Now it's ten years later but he still keeps up the fight
In Ireland, in Lebanon, in Palestine and Berkeley
Patty Hearst heard the burst of Roland's Thompson gun and bought it

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