| $1000 to change your life; seems like a good deal to me. |
I assume that your eyes weren't that bad to begin with. Most of those $500/eye offers are the starting prices. The worse the eyes, the higher the tab. Astigmatism raises the cost significantly too.
That's ME in the second thread.

It definitely is worth the investment. It's been a year now and I still see perfectly. Definitely the greatest purchase I have ever made.

| OK, first, does it hurt? I assume you are put under for this? |
Sorta for the first question. No for the second.
Here is an overview of my experience on the day of surgery. First a computer maps the surface of your eyeball to determine cut locations. Then they numb your eye and measure the thickness of your eyeball.
(Side note: this is the coolest part of the procedure. You can totally touch your eye and not feel your finger on it. Very wierd feeling. Plus, this tool they use for measuring the thickness looks like a metal pen that they poke at your eyeball. The pen is so thin and close to your vision so you can't see it as they are poking you. It just looks like there is a ripple in your vision like a pebble dropping in water. Very cool effect for The Matrix fans. Don't forget to scream, "This world is not real! I'm in the Matrix!")
Anyway, surgery is ready so they numb your eye again. You lay back on a chair and a device sucks up your eyeball to hold it in place. The doc warned me that I might "feel some pressure." This is a pretty accurate description of the feeling you get.
As they cut your eye, you are told to look into the red dot of light that you see in the darkness. Just focus all you can on that dot for the 30 seconds it takes to cut your eye. Then you're done. Same thing again for the other eye.
The whole time it took to actually operate on both eyes was about two minutes. Pretty damn amazing. Soon after the surgery, the numbing agent begins to wear off and your eyes start to burn like there is a ton of sand in it. Since you can't rub them (for the next three months) you just have to gut it out and keep your eyes closed as much as possible.
This is where having someone with you becomes really handy. They can guide you to the car and take you home. I recommend, no matter what time of day, that you take your sleeping pill immediately when you get home and go to sleep. When I woke up, I no longer had any pain and only occasionally felt like I had an eyelash in my eye.
The greatest feeling is waking up and seeing 20/20.

| Second, can they correct bad astigmatisms? I have an astigmatism and I'm nearsighted - in both eyes. |
Yup, they can do it all, just at a higher cost. Just another way to raise the price if you ask me since they don't do anything much different except for adding a coupla of extra cuts. Apparently, making a coupla extra cuts to compensate for astigmatism is worth an extra $1000.

If I had more money then I would have bought the x-ray vision and heat ray vision. But the "Superman Upgrade" was way out of my price range.

No matter whom you choose, feel free to negotiate. Competition is pretty heavy now. It is a booming business. Almost all the docs are willing to come down on their first quote. I got my price reduced by about $600 simply by saying that's too high. Talk about buffer!
As for dangers, there are always risks involved as with any medical procedure. Do whatever research you feel necessary to feel %100 confident in doing this. But these guys have it down to a science now. Those horror stories are from the old days when they used to make the cuts in the eye with a razor blade held by some shaky hand, or when machines were still in the development phase. Now that computers and lasers are the standard, bad incidents are extremely rare.
My guy did over 10K surgeries with no incidents (at least that's what I was told:b.) I would be just as confident to have it done again as I would in having my tonsils removed.