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post #1 of 49
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This is sort of old news in the pro audio world, but haven't seen it discussed here, so figured I'd point it out for serious music fans with spare time.

Over several months last year, a guy calling himself MIXERMAN posted a series of diary entries on a well visited recording/sound forum over on prosoundweb.com. MIXERMAN was supposedly working on a huge budget project with some up and coming band that had been the subject of a major label bidding war. He documented to the moronic goings on of the studio, the band, the producer, the label, and often himself.

While there is really no way to know if this series of articles is real or fiction, the series has struck such a chord in that world because every single piece in the diaries could have happened-- and even if MIXERMAN's stories are not true-- they most certanly are a composite of stories that have actually happened.

This series is real long, and occurred over several months last summer. I would encourage anyone who is remotely interested in music, especially "popular" radio music, to start reading these- it might give you a bit of a glimpse into how the stuff really goes down.

Oh, and one note that will help this make sense:
ALSIHAD is another word for “Protools”, the Digidesign Digital Audio Workstation that most professional engineers use at the “LA rock” level. There is an open disdain for Protools in some segments of the industry, and thus it has been dubbed in the pro audio discussion forum world as “Alsihad”, as in “I didn’t have a tape amchine, so I used alls-I-had.”

Here's a link to the beginning of the diary:
http://www.prosoundweb.com/recording/mm/week1/mm.php

Enjoy, and feel free to post your favorite quote from the article, or any topics you thik are interesting, here.
post #2 of 49
site is down at the moment
post #3 of 49
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There is an open disdain for Protools in some segments of the industry, and thus it has been dubbed in the pro audio discussion forum world as “Alsihad”, as in “I didn’t have a tape amchine, so I used alls-I-had.”
Wow, this is the first I've heard of this. I have a friend who works on ProTools a lot, loves it, and gets great results.
post #4 of 49
Great article, already cost me a few hours and I am only halfway through. Thanks for the link Vince.
post #5 of 49
Looks like in some studios old habits (analog tape, edits using razor blades, tube-based electronics, etc) die hard.

LJ
post #6 of 49
LanceJ, after listening to White Stripes' Elephant I am very glad for that.
post #7 of 49
Thread Starter 
Wow, this is the first I've heard of this. I have a friend who works on ProTools a lot, loves it, and gets great results.


Actually, it just depends on the sub-niches of the industry you work in. There is a very large purist segment (like there is in any interest actually) which simply will not trade off sound quality in exchange for convience. If you're really interested in this type of stuff, I'd heartily recommend the TAPE OP magazine: it's free.

Tape Op takes more of the "music recording as art, expression as well as science" approach-- and in that world you get many people with an open disdain for ProTools (and for most DAW in general)... If you're interested, even as a hobbiest, in music recording- I would strongly suggest a subscription to TAPE OP.

I think a lot of the "Laserdisc sounds better in DD 5.1" stuff comes from the recent use of protools to transfer masters for DVD-- where this wasn't yet the defacto standard for masters and digital encoding in the mid/late 1990s.

Pro tools certainly has it's place- but it's popularity seems to stems more from the ease of use, and what some would call "cheating" of sound.

Looks like in some studios old habits (analog tape, edits using razor blades, tube-based electronics, etc) die hard.


Indeed- and I pray to god they are never gone. Actually- often even on large productions with the LA drone engineers and producers, they will track drums to 2 inch tape and dump that into a DAW since there is nothing quite like good tape compression/saturation. They will then do all the drum editing in DAW...

I'm actaully always surprised at how much drum editing is done these days. With the ease of use of a DAW like protools, it's the common practice to have an assistant stay afterhours and spend all night fixing the drum tracks. This will often include hundreds of edits! It's too bad they won't just let drummers play!

-Vince

PS: There is a follow-up beyond the 8th week on the prosound web forums. I can post a link if anyone is interested.

I have also copied this whole thing and printed it out. It's like 150 pages- but I have been handing out copies to people who tell me they wanna make records for a living.
post #8 of 49
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It's like 150 page


No wonder I am still reading, this is fantastic. He should sell this in book-form. I am at day 1 of week 8 so I would be very interested in the follow up.
post #9 of 49
Post the link Vince. I wasted my entire day today at work reading all 8 weeks worth.

Seth
post #10 of 49
Thread Starter 
Here's where it picks up after the 8th week:

http://recpit.prosoundweb.com/viewtopic.php?t=3581
post #11 of 49
Lance said:

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Looks like in some studios old habits (analog tape, edits using razor blades, tube-based electronics, etc) die hard.


If you listen to work done by Steve Hoffman, you will be thankful that these habits die hard. Thankfully, there are some out there who won't go near any digital tweaking machines that remove the hiss and truncate the music, boost this or tweak that, etc. That can only be detrimental. Just transfer flat from the original master tapes, please.
post #12 of 49
There were just so many funny quote in that I couldn't even know where to start. I could see the drama playing out in my head.

Priceless!

Seth
post #13 of 49
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Pro tools certainly has it's place- but it's popularity seems to stems more from the ease of use, and what some would call "cheating" of sound.
True, true. I know my friend (who will remain nameless here) has spent a great deal of time "fixing" drum tracks and such in protools and has decried many times over the years about how major label artists can't play their instruments worth a damn.

Great story, btw. A very good read; I was up late last night trying to complete it. It's hard to believe tha all that could happen on one project, it kind of reads like a conglomeration of many years worth of true stories.
post #14 of 49
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Just transfer flat from the original master tapes, please.

This wasn't even done in the days of vinyl. All commercial recordings are mastered before going to a new medium. How well that is done is the question. For vinyl, at the very least, the RIAA curves had to be applied, or they'd never be able to cut the disc.
post #15 of 49
I've read this article months ago. it took me weeks to finish. AMAZING
post #16 of 49
I've been reading this as well, a bit at a time. Pretty friggin' hilarious and scary at the same time. It's amazing how much waste there is, and like many other big companies when there's a problem often the answer is to "throw more money at it" rather than make a tough decision and fix the problem.

Any guesses on the band and/or producer chronicled in the diary?
post #17 of 49
It just seems to drop off and then Mixerman comes back a few months later saying he can't talk about it yet. The suspence is killing me! I have to know what happened!
post #18 of 49
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ALSIHAD is another word for “Protools”, the Digidesign Digital Audio Workstation that most professional engineers use at the “LA rock” level. There is an open disdain for Protools in some segments of the industry, and thus it has been dubbed in the pro audio discussion forum world as “Alsihad”, as in “I didn’t have a tape amchine, so I used alls-I-had.”

Vince, at one point (Day 7) Mixerman says that there are DAWs that are better than ProTools. Do you know which product he could be referring to?
post #19 of 49
If you've read the diaries, drop by the forum on the site. They are pretty amusing also. It looks like somebody is threatening to end Mixerman's career on there. He, himself has posted that it's no joke.

I can't believe that major labels pour money into bands like this. It's so unnescessary. Who benefits from a major label other than the label and management themselves?

The best part is that the band is costing money that will be taken against any CD sales they may have. What a bunch of nimrods!

Matt
post #20 of 49
Thread Starter 
Vince, at one point (Day 7) Mixerman says that there are DAWs that are better than ProTools. Do you know which product he could be referring to?


A lot of guys are real partial to RADAR. I believe that Radar is used in the mixerman sessions on bitch Slap at some point. Radar isn't as "powerful" in many ways a Pro Tools, it's often treated more as a simple hard disc system... but many guys swear by it, and have declared it to be much closer to analog that Pro Tools...

Also, at the lower end- there are some other cheaper HW/SW combos that some people use. Since PT is so expensive (Entry system is like $9-10k), there are many people who get the same or better performance using Nuendo or Logic with decent audio hw like MOTU stuff.

-Vince
post #21 of 49
that story just needs to be a movie.
post #22 of 49
I've been reading... and coming across so many good quotes that I don't know where to start. But this one, to me, cuts to the heart of the problem with major label big buck crap...

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If U2 were to put out “Boy” today, I contend that record would have been a sterile piece of shit. They really weren’t great players back then. But U2 had a vibe, and they were innovative, and the fact that they weren’t great players made the music all the more alive. Today, a young U2 would have more than likely been destroyed by a Producer and his Alsihad, that is, if they ever got signed at all.

So true... and sad.

-Steve
post #23 of 49
So has anybody "outed" Mixerman, the band, or the producer based on the behaviors described or by someone involved in the story? This can't be bogus, in my opinion...just reading it, you get the feeling it has to be legit.


I want to be a wegro!
post #24 of 49
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I can't believe that major labels pour money into bands like this. It's so unnescessary. Who benefits from a major label other than the label and management themselves?

The best part is that the band is costing money that will be taken against any CD sales they may have. What a bunch of nimrods!
This part of it has been going on for 30-40 years...
post #25 of 49
This part of it has been going on for 30-40 years...


That's the sad part of it. Artists still haven't learned from the mistakes of others made in the past. Bands like "Bitchslap" could very well be working at 7-11 to survive after their album comes out. That will give them time to think about how it was their money that was used for all the perks they got.

Matt
post #26 of 49
You guys will let us know when/if the saga continues, right? If new posts start appearing, let's be sure to resurrect the thread, OK? :b
post #27 of 49
A big problem is the whole record advance BS. What other US industry advances money based on expected future payouts? None.

People say its different because of the creative aspects. True on one level, but the more creative method would be to allow artists to have real equity in their own work product, instead of labels controlling everything and then paying artists after deducting often questionable and inflated expenses.

Also, it seems the above episode would happen less as a result if the labels had better artist development. I think equity shares would also keep bands from needlessly traveling to NYC for recordings, etc.
post #28 of 49
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A big problem is the whole record advance BS. What other US industry advances money based on expected future payouts? None.

Actually, there are hundreds if not thousands of industries that use a similar system, which while not exactly the same, amount to what the advance system is used for, which is privately financing a project. Any research based industry routinely applies for grants to finance their work, with no guarantee it will amount to anything.

While the equity idea seems like a good avenue, the problem is what the artist is supposed to live on during the development of their project, and how they will pay for the expense of recording it. No bank will loan money for music projects - there is no source of income, and no guarantee of completion, and a high rate of failure. The labels fund the projects as private financiers, and like any investment based relationship, they expect a return on investment - the higher the risk, the greater the stake. This is no different from any other venture capital situation. Without the advance, the artist is left to fund the project themselves, which, while doable, can greatly lengthen the development time, and also may not allow for top quality production.

Sure, there is a lot of wastage on the artist side, but this stems more from ignorance and poor business skills than any nefarious plot by the labels. If an artist has the intelligence to know what he/she is getting into, they can more effectively and efficiently manage their resources to create their product.

The bottom line is that without the advances, the majority of the music produced today wouldn't happen, since the artists are unlikely to generate the kind of financing on their own to create a product, and even if they do, it may be of inferior quality due to budget issues.
post #29 of 49
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What other US industry advances money based on expected future payouts? None.
Not exactly. The Publishing industry works exactly the same way, sometimes paying out hundreds of thousands of dollars based on nothing more than a pitch. And so, in a way, does the filmmaking process. A Studio gives said fimmaker $$ and expects a kick-ass film to be delivered. They don't pay after the movie is made, but before. Very often, budgets are predicated upon future gross or profits of the finished product.

Even starting a business works this way. You have an idea, get $$ from the VC and pay them back on future profits and/or stock.

It's much more common than you think.
post #30 of 49
Thread Starter 
A big problem is the whole record advance BS. What other US industry advances money based on expected future payouts? None.


As others have said- this is false- there are tons of similar systems. Really it's also very similar to any subcontracting or work-for-hire system, it's just that artists are paid based upon the income of the finished product (much like film producers or actors that atke a cut of income instead of being paid up front).

I think the major label system is completely faulty, don't get me wrong, but it's not illogical. It is just the problem that kids buy in to this "cribs" image, and feel that the pay off for making music is big cars and houses, instead of a satisfaction of making a living creating art that affects people. I get 20 emails a week on my site (musicianassist.com) from kids looking for the ticket to the big money, and I always suggest they consider law school.

-Vince
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