Evan Case wrote (post #106):
Quote:
| I can't remember any specific lines from the episode, but the one where Kramer's convinced that there's a race of mutant pig-men being grown in a hospital has a ton of great ones. |
"The Bris"
"Look at that, Elaine!
He circumcized my finger. The mohel circumcized my finger!!!"
George: "And he
WASN'T a '
pigman',
was he?"
Kramer (snorting and screeching): "Nope! Just a pink-skinned little mental patient."
Jeremiah wrote (post #107):
Quote:
| "But I got hand." (George)......"And you're gonna need it."(Girlfriend) |
George: "You can't break up with
me. I've got hand!"
girlfriend: "And, yooou're gonna need it!"
"The Pez Dispenser"
Carl Johnson wrote (post #114):
Quote:
| . . . one episode that will stick in my mind forever is the one where George asked the woman he was trying to talk into being his girlfriend for some Menage à Trois. I didn't even see the episode from the beginning but it was clear that someone had misinformed George as to the true meaning of the term |
"The Label Maker"
Well, the idea there was that, on Jerry's advice, George proposes the
ménage à trois so that the woman---she's
already George's girlfriend---will dump him and take back the look-alike male roommate, Scott, that he has already successfully convinced her to get rid of, because he can't stand the fact that the
burden of the relationship will now fall on him, George. George never expected her---much less the
male roommate---to take him up on it.
Dave Morton wrote (post #103):
Quote:
| Kramer to Jerry ; "You, Jerry, are an anti-dentite" |
"The Yada Yada"
(approximate)
Jerry: "I think he [dentist Tim Whatley] converted [to Judaism] just for the
jokes!"
Priest(?) that Jerry is consulting: "And this offends you as a Jewish person."
Jerry: "No, it offends me as a
comedian!"
)
