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post #181 of 215
11/11/04 at 11:40am
I decied to rescurrect this thread to celebrate the release of the DVDs in a couple weeks.

"Its not a pick its a scratch!"- The Pick

"IM OUT!!"- The Contest

The conversation betweent the photographer and George regarding the previous hand model falling in love with himself was priceless in the Puffy Shirt episode.
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post #182 of 215
11/11/04 at 4:03pm
After Kramer confiscates all the silica packets,

"These clothes won't last five years!"

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post #183 of 215
11/11/04 at 7:28pm
Kramer: "My boys need a house!" (makes clutching gesture with his hand)

Later...

Jerry (to Elaine, cringing in horror at a proud, underwearless Kramer): "There's nothing between him and us except a thin layer of gabardine."

Sorry, don't know the episode title.
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post #184 of 215
11/12/04 at 10:10am
Probably moer then 1 epsiode, but def. the one where he buys his father the electronic planner with the "tip calculator).

Jerry's DAD: Was it hot?


Another good one was the devils episode when Elaine and Putty went to the priest.

You're gonna burnin hell! (with the fingers as devil horns behind his head, tounge sticking out :-)
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post #185 of 215
11/13/04 at 2:29am
Quote:
Jerry (to Elaine, cringing in horror at a proud, underwearless Kramer): "There's nothing between him and us except a thin layer of gabardine."



"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm lovin' every minute of it!"


"No, instead there's a pole. Requires no decoration. I find tinsel distracting."

http://mottnet.home.mchsi.com/kramer019.wav

http://mottnet.home.mchsi.com/kramer020.wav

http://mottnet.home.mchsi.com/george020.wav
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post #186 of 215
11/13/04 at 9:29am
I hate this show and yet from time to time I find myself saying the infamous line: "No soup for you!"
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post #187 of 215
11/13/04 at 11:56am
Best non-line line, from the "panties" episode:

When Jerry leans forward and whispers a sample of Elaine's assistant's "dirty talk" to George - who reacts by squeezing the ketchup dispenser he's holding so hard that it squirts a stream across the diner. Such suble visual symbolism.

Regards,

Joe
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post #188 of 215
11/13/04 at 5:33pm
George: "The jerk store called, they're running out of you!"
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post #189 of 215
11/13/04 at 5:41pm
Jerry: "Give me the bread you old bag!!"


Doctor:"Sorry sir, only family past this point"
George:"I'm family! I'm having sex with the cousin!"
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post #190 of 215
11/13/04 at 10:40pm
kramer in a quiet voice--- "jerry, that's in sweden"

crazy joe divola--- "you wanna hit me?"

CJ
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post #191 of 215
11/14/04 at 6:42am
Lots of good lines listed here. I also liked the episode where Jerry made Kramer go to the Circus with him.

Kramer: Jerry, I can't go to the circus.

Jerry: Why not?

Kramer: Cause i'm afraid of clowns.

Just loved the way Michael Richards delivered the lines. It was hilarious. I also loved when Kramer passed his kidney stones at the end. Funny stuff.
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post #192 of 215
11/14/04 at 7:53am
Elaine: "Do I need a shot?"
Foreign Doctor: "Not shot. Dog bight."
Elaine: "I know. Do I NEED a shot?"
Foreign Doctor: "Not shot, dog bight. Woof woof. Not bang bang."

In another episode, Jerry mentions something about a barometer. Kramer's response: "It's pronounced thermometer."

George and Jerry in LA

George: "What street is this?"
Woman on the street: "I don't know."
George: "How can you not know what street you're on?"
Woman: "You don't know!"
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post #193 of 215
11/15/04 at 11:40am
Quote:
"No, instead there's a pole. Requires no decoration. I find tinsel distracting."

From the same episode:

"As I reigned blows upon him, I realized there must be a better way."

Another great Mr. Costanza line:

"Serenity now. SERENITY NOW! SERENITY NOW!! "

Mrs. Constanza:

"Why can't you be more like Lloyd Braun?"

Lloyd Braun:

"Serenity now, insanity later."
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post #194 of 215
11/15/04 at 2:38pm
Quote:
Elaine: "Do I need a shot?"
Foreign Doctor: "Not shot. Dog bight."
Elaine: "I know. Do I NEED a shot?"
Foreign Doctor: "Not shot, dog bight. Woof woof. Not bang bang."

I loved that guy. Later when she went back to get the shot

Elaine: Is this going to hurt?
Foreign Doctor: Yes, very much.
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post #195 of 215
11/15/04 at 3:03pm
George and Jerry in LA

George: "What street is this?"
Woman on the street: "I don't know."
George: "How can you not know what street you're on?"
Woman: "You don't know!

After this didn't George ask another person:

George: "Excuse me, Where am I"
Man: "Earth"

George looks stunned, removes his glasses, rubs his forehead and says loudly, "you know we're living in a society............"

Good Stuff

Maxx
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post #196 of 215
11/15/04 at 5:58pm
Rob Gardiner-

http://mottnet.home.mchsi.com/kramer019.wav

Take a listen.
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post #197 of 215
11/16/04 at 9:15am
Thanks for that, Dave. That brought a smile to my face.


How about "the airing of the grievances"?

"I've had it with you people! "

To Mr. Kruger:

"My son says your company stinks."
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post #198 of 215
11/16/04 at 7:24pm
Here you go:

http://mottnet.home.mchsi.com/george025.wav



Here's the whole page that popped up on the search.

http://mottnet.home.mchsi.com/seinfeld.html
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post #199 of 215
11/17/04 at 8:08am
I've played tons of Risk over the years so...

Jerry: Risk, the game of world domination, played by two people who can barely run their own lives.

Newman: I still have armies in the Ukraine.
Kramer: The Ukraine is WEAK!
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post #200 of 215
11/17/04 at 9:17am
kramer- "that's pronounced THERMOMETER"

george talking to his mom about her "being out there" - "there's not enough voltage in the universe to electroshock me back into coherence"
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post #201 of 215
11/17/04 at 10:00am
Quote:
Newman: I still have armies in the Ukraine.
Kramer: The Ukraine is WEAK!


Ukrainian man: "I come from Ukraine. Do not say Ukraine weak."
Kramer: "Relax, we're playing a game."
Ukrainian man: "Ukraine is game to you?! How 'bout I take you game and I SMASH IT TO PIECES!!"
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post #202 of 215
11/17/04 at 12:31pm
Haven't read every post so forgive me if they've been mentioned:

"I'm at the nexus of the universe!"

and my favourite:

"...and I'm an architect."
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post #203 of 215
11/17/04 at 1:01pm
Kramer, in Jerry's apartment, after being kicked in the head (while wearing Newman's helmet) by crazy Joe Divola:

"Yo Yo Ma!"

Shortly after that, he answers Jerry's phone and starts speaking gibberish to the person at the other end.

I don't know the name of the episode, but it's the one where Newman takes Kramer to court with him as a witness to fight his speeding ticket. In the courtroom, Kramer blurts out . . .

"Hey Yo Yo Ma!"

The pratfall that Kramer takes on the witness stand after the judge fines Newman is priceless!
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post #204 of 215
11/19/04 at 6:36am
Is it me, or does the name "Crazy Joe Divola" have the perfect ring to it? I laugh everytime I read that.
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post #205 of 215
3/13/08 at 12:41pm

Re: Your favorite SEINFELD line

Jerry: "Sometimes I misspell my own name. Sometimes I spell it with a G...and an i"

George: "Get out of the car!"

Jerry: "look, there's Gregory Peck's bicycle!"

George: "GET OUT!"
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post #206 of 215
3/13/08 at 6:35pm

Re: Your favorite SEINFELD line

"Seinfell, party of four!" - The Chinese Restaurant
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post #207 of 215
3/14/08 at 12:25pm

Re: Your favorite SEINFELD line

OK, since this thread has been revived . . .

"Helllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

. . . and . . .

"La la la!"

From "The Voice"
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post #208 of 215
3/15/08 at 11:49pm

Re: Your favorite SEINFELD line

Quote:
Originally Posted by Rex Bachmann
Vin wrote (post #148):



No. His is a list of "Seinfeld terms". Your suggested addition is a phrase or a "line", as I have called it in the title of this thread, and, therefore, is inappropriate for his list.

this is a great topic, how did i miss it before,

tw whatever happened to rex, that reply form Rex above is why i loved his posts so much.
no beating around the bush.

come back Rex.
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post #209 of 215
3/16/08 at 5:36am

Re: Your favorite SEINFELD line

I searched all seven pages and didn't find my favorite line already used. I'm sorry I don't know the name of the episode in which it occurs, but I love the one where George speaks of himself in the third person throughout. The line is something like "You're making George very angry!" It may be the George Steinbrenner episode, although I don't know the show well enough to be certain. I'm sure someone will know the episode title.
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post #210 of 215
3/16/08 at 8:22am

Re: Your favorite SEINFELD line

wasnt that "the Jimmy"

the guy(Jimmy) who invented the sneaker with the disc on thew ottom so you could jump better
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