I've been meaning to participate in this thread for the longest time. At the beginning of this year, I thought "Heck, I'll wait. How many 'alternative-ish' movies am I gonna see in the next few months??"
Boy was I wrong. I worked myself into a very lucky situation in which I now frequent film festivals. And they're wonderful. After Sundance/Slamdance in January in South By Southwest last month I now feel like an erudite cinephile.
OK, no I don't.
But I figure that I've seen so many so far that I'd be foolish not to contribute to this excellent thread. I'll be attending two more film festivals in the next two months...but that leads me to a favor I'll ask after my list.

Here's what I've seen so far:
28 Days Later (





out of 5) (Horror, Sci-Fi, Action / Dir: Danny Boyle / Release Date: June 13th / Rated R / Fox Searchlight Pictures) - Brilliantly dark, stark and altogether unsettling, Danny Boyle's tale of apocalyptic flesh-eaters will become an underground smash - if I have anything to say about it. Genre fans take note!
Ali G Indahouse (




out of 5) (Comedy / Dir: Mark Mylod / Release Date: TBD / Rated R / Universal Pictures) - Never seen this character's TV show but the movie had me laughing quite heartily. Raunchy and VERY silly in some spots but also laden with several solid bits. Nice to see a 'race comedy' that doesn't feel terrified and homogenized.
Assassination Tango (




out of 5) (Drama / Dir: Robert Duvall / Release Date: March 28th / Rated R / MGM) - Low-key and borderline slow in spots, but damn if Robert Duvall isn't one of the most watchable actors on the planet.
Bend It Like Beckham (



out of 5) (Sports Drama, Comedy / Dir: Gurinder Chadha / Release Date: March 12th / Rated PG-13 / Fox Searchlight) - I can't forgive the painful familiarity of this one just cuz it's a gender-bending indie import. Not awful; nothing special.
Bookies (




out of 5) (Comedy, Drama / Dir: Mark Illsley / Release Date: TBD / Rating TBD / Distributor TBD) - Familiar yet entertaining tale of three college pals who unwisely decide to start the own bookie operation. Solid cast (Galecki, Haas, R.L. Cook) and a few stylish directorial touches save this one from potential tedium.
The Boys of 2nd Street Park (




out of 5) (Documentary / Dir: Ron Berger & Dan Klores / Release Date TBD / Rating TBD / Distributor TBD) - Surprisingly gripping doco about a group of men from the same neighborhood in Brooklyn. I expected to be bored and absolutely was not.
Bubba Ho-tep (





out of 5) (Comedy Horror Sci-Fi Drama / Dir: Don Coscarelli / Release Date TBD / Not Rated / Distributor TBD) - Stunning that a movie so plainly silly could also be so bizarrely touching. Bruce Campbell fans will devour this endearingly weird genre amalgam...if only a distributor would pick the damn thing up already!
Cinemania (


out of 5) (Documentary / Dir: Angela Christlieb / Release Date: TBD / Rating TBD / Winstar Worldwide) - Grating documentary about New York's five most obsessed movie freaks. I simply didn't enjoy spending time around these people.
Civil Brand (


out of 5) (Prison Drama / Dir: Neema Barnette / Release Date: TBD / Rating TBD / Distributor TBD) - Oh-so-earnest 'minority chicks in prison' drama, complete with unfair living conditions, sexual assault and riots.
Civilian Casualties: Fragments from the War on Terror (



out of 5) (Documentary / Dir: Frances Anderson / Release Date: TBD / Rating TBD / Distributor TBD) - Families of WTC victims travel to Iraq to find some 'personal answers'. I was yawning throughout.
Controlled Chaos (




out of 5) (Drama, Comedy / Dir: Azita Zendel / Release Date: TBD / Rating TBD / Distributor TBD) - Ultra-low budget tale of a long-suffering assistant and her amazingly duplicitous boss - a Hollywood director. Worthy of note because writer/director Zendel worked as the personal assistant to Oliver Stone for several years. Armed with that knowledge the film is infinitely more entertaining.
Cowboy Bebop: The Movie (





out of 5) (Anime, Action-Adventure / Dir: Shinichirô Watanabe / Release Date: April 4th / Rated R / Destination Films) - This was my first experience with the Bebop series and I had a ball with it. The jazzy music, the fluid action antics, the mild humor, the effective characterizations, etc. A few minor slow spots can't dampen my enthusiasm for this one and I look forward to checking out the original episodes ASAP.
Cremaster 3 (


out of 5) (Abstract Weirdness / Dir: Matthew Barney / Release Date: May 16th / Unrated / Glacier Field Pictures) - Freaky-ass weirdness. This stuff may be your cup of tea but all I saw was a 2+ hour Tool video with no music.
Culture Jam: Hijacking Commercial Culture (




out of 5) (Documentary / Dir: Jill Sharpe / Release Date: TBD / Not Rated / Distributor TBD) - Excellent doc about three groups of people who've taken it upon themselves to help liberate the masses from the onslaught of commercialism. Fascinating stuff here.
The Dance (



out of 5) (Documentary / Dir: John Darling Haynes / Release Date: TBD / Rating TBD / Distributor TBD) - Boxers-in-prison doc. Aternately compelling and tiresome.
Deathwatch (




out of 5) (Horror, War / Dir: Michael J. Bassett / Release Date: TBD / Rating TBD / Distributor TBD) - Not half bad British ghost flick/wartime thriller suffers from a languid pacing but there are a few solid twists and the movie looks wonderfully glum and gritty.
Detective Fiction (


out of 5) (Drama / Dir: Patrick Coyle / Release Date: TBD / Rating TBD / Distributor TBD) - Boring drama about a writer, his wife, their therapist, and a whole lot of self-important chit-chat.
Dummy (





out of 5) (Romantic Comedy / Dir: Greg Pritikin / Release Date: TBD / Rating TBD / Curb Entertainment) - Fantastic romantic comedy has Adrien Brody (and his new ventriliquist dummy) wooing a comely single mom, dealing with a whacked-out best friend rocker grrrl, his lovably obnoxious sister, and two clueless parents. Hopefully Brody's recent Oscar win will help get this great little movie a distributor. (Milla J. is a revelation in this flick, fellas!)
The Education of Gore Vidal (



out of 5) (Documentary / Dir: Deborah Dickson / Release Date: TBD / Not Rated / Distributor TBD) - Dry and PBS-ish, though Vidal's always good for some good juicy soundbites.
EvenHand (




out of 5) (Comedic Drama / Dir: Jospeh Pierson / Release Date: TBD / Not Rated / Distributor TBD) - Non-traditional cop-movie comedy/drama about two policemen dealing with the mundane crimes in a small Texas town. Surprissingly insightful in several ways, well-acted throughout.
The Eye (




out of 5) (Horror / Dir: Pang Brothers / Release Date: June 13th / Rating TBD / Palm Pictures) - Creepy Japanese thriller about a young blind woman who inherits haunted eyes. Good stuff.
Flag Wars (




out of 5) (Documentary / Dir: Linda Goode-Bryant & Laura Poitras / Release Date: TBD / Rating TBD / Distributor TBD) - Homosexual land developers vs. inner-city poor folk. No kidding!
Flowers (



out of 5) (Drama / Dir: Kirven Blount / Release Date: TBD / Not Rated / Distributor TBD) - Dimly-lit and wandering tale about one guy's descent into the world of late-night after-hours club. Well, one in particular. Intermittently entertaining but sails off the deep end in Act 3.
A Foreign Affair (




out of 5) (Romantic Comedy / Dir: Helmut Schleppi / Release Date: TBD / Rating TBD / Distributor TBD) - Very enjoyably romantic comedy about two farmboy brothers who travel to Russia to find a bride. Emily Mortimer is painfully cute, David Arquette shows some surprising chops, and Tim Blake Nelson steals the show.
Fulltime Killer (




out of 5) (Action / Dir: Johnny To & Ka-Fai Wai / Release Date: March 21st / Not Rated / Palm Pictures) - Very clever and poetically bloody tongue-in-cheek genre homage (from an American co-screenwriter no less) that should certainly please fans of self-referential action mayhem.
Happy Here and Now (


out of 5) (Drama / Dir: Michael Almereyda / Release Date: TBD / Rating TBD / IFC Films) - Bizarre and wholly tiresome New Orleans tale of missing sisters, internet love affairs, and a whole bunch of non-sensical babblings. I wanted to walk out but didn't.
The Haven (




out of 5) (Drama / Dir: Andrew Bowen / Release Date: TBD / Rated R / Dreadnought Films) - Worthwhile (if a little familiar) tale of four college pals struggling to 'fit' into adult standing. Benefits from a strong cast of unknowns and a handful of dramatic twists.
The Hard Word (




out of 5) (Crime Drama / Dir: Scott Roberts / Release Date: June 13th / Lion's Gate Films) - Profane and witty Aussie heist flick suffers a bit when it meanders off-course (and the movie suffers from about three endings too many) but when this one's 'on' it's really on. Guy Pearce redefines scruffy heroism and there's double-crosses and femme fatales galore.
The Hebrew Hammer (




out of 5) (Comedy / Dir: Jonathan Kesselman / Release Date: TBD / Rating TBD / ContentFilm) - Jewxploitation comedy! The world's first? "Shaft" gets a Hassidic satire treatment and the brilliantly funny Adam Goldberg takes center stage quite capably. Sure to be a Passover favorite for years to come.
Hero (




out of 5) (Action Drama / Dir: Yimou Zhang / Release Date: May (?) / Rating TBD / Miramax Films) - Visually I was dazzled, awestruck, amazed. Story-wise: a little bored. I do look forward to seeing this one again though.
House of 1,000 Corpses (


out of 5) (Horror / Dir: Rob Zombie / Release Date: April 11th / Rated R / Lion's Gate Films) - Massive disappointment - and you all probably know what a horror freak I am.
Jon E. Edwards is in Love (



out of 5) (Documentary / Dir: Chris Bradley & Kyle La Brache / Release Date: TBD / Rating TBD / Distributor TBD) - Boastful though interesting doc about the best soul singer you've probably never heard of.
Long Gone (





out of 5) (Documentary / Dir: David Eberhardt & Jack Cahill / Release Date: TBD / Not Rated / Distributor TBD) - Brilliant doc that brings us into the lives of various homeless 'train riders'. Honest, sad and even kinda funny in spots.
Lost in La Mancha (




out of 5) (Documentary / Dir: Keith Fulton & Louis Pepe / Release Date: Jan. 31st / Rated R / IFC Films) - As a huge Gilliam fan, I found this doc both hilarious and heart-breaking. If there's one silver lining to the filmmaker's La Mancha tragedies, it's that this fascinating documentary sprung from the madness.
May (





out of 5) (Dark Comedy Horror / Dir: Lucky McKee / Release Date: Feb. 7th / Rated R / Lion's Gate Films)

- Best movie I've seen so far this year. I loved loved loved this film!
Melvin Goes to Dinner (





out of 5) (Comedy / Dir: Bob Odenkirk / Release Date: TBD / Rating TBD / Distributor TBD) - Crisp dialogue and juicy gossip delivered by likable performers in this adaptation of the play of the same name. A few cool cameo appearances add some color, but the bulk of the entertainment lies in eavesdropping on four particularly fascinating diners and their lascivious banter.
A Midsummer Night's Rave (


out of 5) (Comedy / Dir: Gil Cates Jr. / Release Date: TBD / Not Rated / Filmtrax Entertainment Inc.) - Gah. Not good. The title says it all.
Missing Peace (




out of 5) (Documentary / Dir: Karin Hayes & Victoria Bruce / Release Date: TBD / Not Rated / Distributor TBD) - A presidential candidate in Columbia is kidnapped by one of the political factions she was hoping to assist (and eventually dissolve). Informative and likely to provoke a response.
The Murder of Emmitt Till (





out of 5) (Documentary / Dir: Stanley Nelson / Release Date: TBD / Not Rated / Distributor TBD) - Memories and facts from the 1955 Mississippi case in which a 14-year-old boy was lynched by an angry mob. Excellent fact-based documentary.
The Nature of Nicholas (


out of 5) (Drama / Dir: Jeff Erbach / Release Date: TBD / Not Rated / Distributor TBD) - Odd and frequently off-putting parable about one boy and his struggles with a missing father, a disaffected mother, and his own newfound homosexuality.
Only the Strong Survive (



out of 5) (Musical Documentary / Dir: Chris Hegedus / Release Date: May 2nd / Rated PG-13 / Miramax Films) - The concert footage of Nancy Wilson and Issac Hayes are worth the admission price alone, but the in-between anecdotes grow wearisome in short order.
The Real Old Testament (




out of 5) (Comedy / Dir: Curtis & Paul Hannum / Release Date: TBD / Rating TBD / Distributor TBD) - Hilarious cheapie that presents characters from the Old Testament as if they were participants on MTV's "The Real World". Proof that you don't need a budget to make with the effective yuks.
Robot Stories (



out of 5) (Drama, Sci-fi, Anthology / Dir: Greg Pak / Release Date: TBD / Rating TBD / Distributor TBD) - Anthology movie with each tale centering on robots in some way. Like most anthologies, some of the tales are very effective and others are not resulting in a whole that doesn't really gel.
Rolling Kansas (



out of 5) (Comedy / Dir: Thomas Haden Church / Release Date: TBD / Rating TBD / Distributor TBD) - Stoner buddies go looking for a legendary Field of Weed. Running gags, slob humor and consistent weed references can't overshadow a handful of truly amusing moments.
Security (




out of 5) (Comedy / Dir: Brien Burroughs / Release Date: TBD / Rating TBD / Distributor TBD) - Low-budget and all-improve indie about two clueless (and hilariously self-important) security guards who find themselves embroiled in a simplistic mystery involving janitors, missing chocolates, and a plant that always smells like pee. Funny stuff.
Sexless (


out of 5) (Drama / Dir: Alex Holdridge / Release Date: TBD / Rating TBD / Distributor TBD) - Same old-same old tale of whiney twenty-somethings unable to commit yet more than able to chat about it for twenty minutes at a time. I thought this indie trend died about 5 years ago.
Shaolin Soccer (




out of 5) (Sports Comedy, Action / Dir: Stephen Chow / Release Date: Aug. 8th / Rated PG / Miramax Pictures) - I can't speak for the upcoming American version, but the original (with English subtitles) is nothing less than a bizarre little treat. Quite funny and loaded with ultra-slick "Matrix on the soccer pitch" action moments, this is an import that Miramax needn't monkey with all that much.
Spun (

out of 5) (Druggie Drama / Dir: Jonas Akerlund / Release Date: March 14th / Unrated / Newmarket Film Group) - Worst movie I've seen so far this year hands down. I've no aversion to cinematic ugliness, but this festering snotball of a film is nothing but nasty for nasty's sake and it gets real old real fast.
Three and a Half (


out of 5) (Drama / Dir: Boris Mojsovski / Release Date: TBD / Rating TBD / Distributor TBD) - Three characters are brought to life by artists sharing the same subway train. Told in an 'unrelated artsy anthology' kinda way, it's technically impressive and effective in some spots; as a whole it's too icy and clinical to really enjoy.
Tom Dowd and the Language of Music (





out of 5) (Documentary / Dir: Mark Moormann / Release Date: TBD / Not Rated / Distributor TBD) - Funny, warm and fascinating doco about one of the world's all-time great Sound Editors. Creator of the 8-track recording system, and technician behind dozens of this centrury's most beloved musicians, Dowd unfortunately passed away right before the film was complete. All the more reason you should pay him a visit.
Valley of Tears (




out of 5) (Documentary / Dir: Hart Perry / Release Date: TBD / Rating TBD / Distributor TBD) - Enlightening doco about a huge Onion Workers' strike in mid-70s Texas. Full of the kind of sorry history that you wish had never happened, but since it did let's hear the story!
You'll Never Wiez in this Town Again (




out of 5) (Comedy / Dir: Pauly Shore / Release Date: TBD / Rating TBD / Distributor TBD) - I can't believe I'm actually saying this about a Pauly Shore movie, but this flick had me laughing my ass off. Part broad farce, part winking satire on the sad nature of 'has-been-ism', Shore's flick pokes fun at everyone who's enjoyed precisely 15 minutes of fame before being relegated to the Imbecile Rack. Check out IMDb for the massive list of cameo appearances; most of 'em prove damn funny indeed.
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Whew! OK, that's all I got for now. Here's where that favor comes in:
Clearly anyone visiting this thread regularly has an eye out for the smaller flicks. Take a look at the schedule for next week's Philadelphia Film Festival and tell me which movies you think I should see.
http://www.phillyfests.com/pff/templ...ha_listing.cfm
There are a few there I've already seen, and a few others I'm
definitely seeing (
The Secret Lives of Dentists,
Confidence,
800 Bullets,
The Good Thief,
The Magdalene Sisters), plus (oddly enough) there are two upcoming DTV titles that will be premiering:
Beyond Re-Animator and
Mimic: Sentinel...and you KNOW I'm gonna see those two!
Your assistance is much appreciated. I figure if one or two of these titles rings a bell with you guys (and you've heard good things) that helps make my scheduling a lot easier.
Bye for now.