Updated with The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (LXG) (
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This would be a three star plus film if it had been intended. But the utter solemnity and pretentious seriousness by all involved only completes the picture as a perfectly-crafted train wreck, only on the rarest occasions taking a misstep into quality. Pointless plot thrusts, a total disregard for logic - both internally and universally. We got some rather cold stares from audience members, however my friend and I could stop from laughing through out the whole damn thing. From the witless one-liners, to half of Venice being destroyed without anyone noticing (but hey, they didn't notice when Nautilus crawled up the canal system, conveniently fitting just under all the arches like they were made for the ship

, either...) to a final farewell that looks like it's taking us on a new schizophrenic direction but instead leads, rather inexplicably to the credits. Mystery Science Theater 3000 needs to get the rights to this... I'd be brilliant.