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STAR TREK weekend at National Review
Well shoot....Bill Buckley's National Review online is having its Star Trek event. This weekend the ban on discussing Star Trek (sort of like HTF's ban on religion, politics, and the BRD/HD-DVD format war) has been lifted.
www.nationalreview.com
Lots of good Star Trek stories and links there. All Trekkers should approve. For starters I suggest this one:
http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.co...e%20winos.html
Quote:
Top Ten Signs Your Starship Captain is a Drunkard
10.) When Spock mind probes him, Spock gets hammered.
9.) Wakes up next to a Klingon chick at least once a week.
8.) Starts the ship’s self-destruct sequence just to fuck with the yeoman who blew him off in the officer’s lounge.
7.) Each time you discover a new planet he tells Spock to scan the surface for cheap scotch and loose females.
6.) The first thing he says when negotiating with Romulans is, “So, what’s the ale situation?”
5.) McCoy tells him, “I’m a doctor, Jim, not a bartender!”
4.) He keeps slipping down to the engineering room to “discuss ancient Scottish traditions” with Scotty.
3.) Giggles every time Spock says they should launch a “deep space probe.”
2.) Whenever a female yeoman brings him a clipboard he tries to open a tab.
1.) Is willing to make beer runs into the neutral zone.
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Feline videophiles Susie and Duke.
RIP Katie Kat and Fluffy Pumpkin.
Last edited by Dennis Nicholls : 09-28-2007 at 09:05 PM.
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