Testy Area 51 - Page 507

Mary M S · 07-06-2006, 09:36 AM

“12 lesbians in Dolphin shorts” now that would ‘feel’ just plain creepy.

I guess that makes me a dipshit
me too and word to the wise, if you wear a grass hula skirt....RUN.

Italy.

Zen Butler · 07-06-2006, 10:34 AM

Back in my drag-queen phase; I just couldn't do the grass skirts. Plus, my goatee just made me sub-par. Hosiery is nice but not enough. Mary, it's true; I'm a straight male that rolls deep with the lesbian community("rolls deep"= many people). Your suspicions may prove to be true as I am still drunk as a..............skunk...........????????? I have zero focus.

Oh here, another guy who nails Signs to a tee

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=signs

RickER · 07-06-2006, 11:25 AM

<---Holds head in shame and admits he wants the 80s Georgeo Moroder (sp?) Metropolis on DVD.

<---Also knows he has issues.
<---Would never run while wearing a grass skirt. Grass could cause lacerations in places i dare not think about.

Mary M S · 07-06-2006, 11:46 AM

as I am still drunk as a..............skunk pats his head.
(you know its your own fault)

grass skirts, hummm, mayhap a little breezy

BUT,

<....thinks goatee's look great in skirts.
<....see thread started by self AHL called something like, "men in skirts".
<....looks in pocket..drat...can't find great pic of Pitt jumping in skirt.

Mary M S · 07-06-2006, 12:10 PM

Shakes her head sadly. Zen you hung over asks-for-it links-poster.

Pic One: Need horrific sacrificial death: PETA crowd won’t sob for humans.
Pic Two:. Aliens just won’t grow up. (Time constraints, cut the egging and toilet papering the house scene).
Pic Three: Aliens are PC (PC = sensitive) Aliens have sensitive exoskeletons,
.....and.....and ....frail muscles ...THATS IT...from..all ....all that lack of gravity!
Pic Four: I play with fire all the time.
I can stand (right near to) the lava at Mouna Loa,
If that volcano spits at me: I RUN
I don’t
(however) ever sit down, smack in the middle of my campfire.

The credit roll was great scoring. (a good thing gets used again)

Best I could do, ...maybe it will read well...since you can’t see straight.

Zen Butler · 07-06-2006, 12:18 PM

I say start that thread Mary and I promise to post a pic of me in a skirt.

Steve, get in here now!

It's just nice know I'm not alone in the hate. All I did was put "Siigns Sucks" in my Google browser.

Jim. it has llama people?

Schme schme! Okay, it's time for hangover cure 101. Del Taco, Alka-Seltzer and 2 gallons of water.

And MAry, the breezy is the best part.

Mary M S · 07-06-2006, 12:25 PM

I started it ....do a search....a yr or two back..

Dances around ...Zen owes me a picture!!!!!!!!

Steve Christou · 07-06-2006, 01:02 PM

[Raises arms - yells] Dwellers of the forums nether regions! Hear me! I have gone over your posts twice and still haven't a clue what you're all gabbing about! Two countries seperated by a common language. Goatee'd Llamas in hula skirts? Lesbian dolphins in boxer shorts? Whaat? [smacks head]

Quote:

All I did was put "Siigns Sucks" in my Google browser.

Zen, there's an ID4 appreciation thread in Movies area, I'm surprised you haven't posted something nice in there yet.

Dune the Christou Version - update. Close to completion. I buggered it up a bit near the end, when I suddenly decided to add Thufir Hawat's death (from the deleted scenes) to the climax. Didn't work. Program crashed. Seems anamorphic and non-anamorphic vob files don't mix. Oh well. I tried.

Zen Butler · 07-06-2006, 01:29 PM

Thanks Steve. I found it. Thank the holy llama I didn't miss that