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10-01-2002, 07:03 AM
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[rant]Aaaarghhh![/rant]
Parker sorry just testing out the rant mode. 
Okay time to fire back a volley, and guys try not to leap onto your desks and start waving your arms around, its undignified, get set.....GO!!!
Just a still town girl on a saturday night, lookin' for the fight of her life
In the real-time world no one sees her at all, they all say she's crazy
Locking rhythms to the beat of her heart, changing woman into life
She has danced into the danger zone, when a dancer becomes a dance
It can cut you like a knife, if the gift becomes the fire
On a wire between will and what will be
She's a maniac, maniac on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before
She's a maniac, maniac on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before
On the ice-build iron sanity is a place most never see
It's a hard warm place of mystery, touch it, but can't hold it
You work all your life for that moment in time, it could come or pass you by
It's a push of the world, but there's always a chance
If the hunger stays the night
There's a cold connective heat, struggling, stretching for defeat
Never stopping with her head against the wind
She's a maniac, maniac, I sure know
And she's dancing like she's never danced before
She's a maniac, maniac, I sure know
And she's dancing like she's never danced before
(Solo)
It can cut you like a knife, if the gift becomes the fire
On a wire between will and what will be
She's a maniac, maniac, I sure know
And she's dancing like she's never danced before
(repeats out)
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10-01-2002, 12:31 PM
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#62 of 21775
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Thi Them
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What happened to Dirty Dancing? Oh well, here we go:
First, when there's nothing but a slow glowing dream
That your fear seems to hide deep inside your mind
All alone I have cried silent tears full of pride
In a world made of steel, made of stone
Well I hear the music, close my eyes, feel the rhythm
Wrap around, take a hold of my heart
Chorus:
What a feeling, bein's believin'
I can't have it all, now I'm dancin' for my life
Take your passion, and make it happen
Pictures come alive, you can dance right through your life
(Solo)
Now I hear the music, close my eyes, I am rhythm
In a flash it takes hold of my heart
chorus (with ... "now I'm dancing through my life")
What a feeling
What a feeling (I am music now), bein's believin' (I am rhythm now)
Pictures come alive, you can dance right through your life
What a feeling (I can really have it all)
What a feeling (Pictures come alive when I call)
I can have it all (I can really have it all)
Have it all (Pictures come alive when I call)
(call, call, call, call, what a feeling) I can have it all
(Bein's believin') bein's believin'
(Take your passion, make it happen) make it happen
(What a feeling) what a feeling... (to fade)
~T
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10-01-2002, 04:05 PM
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#63 of 21775
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Parker Clack
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Steve:
How did we go from Dirty dancing to Flash dancing?
Parker
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10-01-2002, 05:29 PM
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#64 of 21775
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How did we go from Dirty dancing to Flash dancing?
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Um but.. but.. aren't they the same movie? 
Ok but you're really gonna love this one, now all together...
ORIN:
When I was younger, just a bad little kid,
My mama noticed funny things I did,
Like shootin' puppies with a B B gun
I'd poison guppies, and when I was done
I'd find a pussycat and bash in its head
That's when my mama said
CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON:
What did she say?
ORIN:
She said, "My boy, I think someday
You'll find a way
To make your natural tendencies pay
You'll be a dentist
You have a talent for causin' things pain
Son, be a dentist
People will pay you to be inhumane
Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood
And teaching would suit you still less
Son, be a dentist
You'll be a success
CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON:
Here he is, folks the leader of the plaque!
Watch him suck up that gas!
Oh, my god!
He's a dentist and he'll never ever be any good
Who wants their teeth done by the Marquis de Sade?
PATIENT:
Oh that hurts! I'm not numb!
ORIN:
Oh, shut up. Open wide. here I come!
I am your dentist
PATIENT:
Goodness gracious!
ORIN:
And I enjoy the career that I picked
CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON:
Really love it
ORIN:
I am your dentist
PATIENT:
Fitting braces
ORIN:
And I get off on the pain I inflict
CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON:
Really love it
ORIN:
I thrill when I drill a bicuspid
CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON:
Bicuspid
ORIN:
It's swell though they tell me I'm maladjusted
And though it may cause my patients distress,
Somewhere, somewhere in heaven above me
I know, I know, that my mama's proud of me
Oh, MAMA!
'Cause I'm a dentist and a success
Say aah!
PATIENT:
Aah!
ORIN:
Say aaah!
PATIENT:
Aaah!
ORIN
Say aaaah!
PATIENT:
Aaaah!
ORIN:
Now spit!!
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10-02-2002, 03:29 PM
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#66 of 21775
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Location: Boise ID
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10-03-2002, 07:07 AM
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#67 of 21775
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A blonde walks into a library.
"Excuse me can I have a burger and large fries, please?", she demands.
The librarian looks back at her. "Miss," he says, "this is a library."
The blonde leans over the counter.
"I'm sorry", she whispers, "can I have a burger and large fries please?"
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10-03-2002, 08:26 AM
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#68 of 21775
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Parker Clack
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A blonde is setting at a desk with headphones on and a guy walks up to her and asks her why she is wearing the headphones.
She responds that she needs them to live.
The guy says "No you don't!" And he takes off the headphones.
After this she promptly falls over and dies.
The guys then picks up the headphones and he hears
"Breathe in. Breathe out. Breathe in. Breathe out...."
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10-03-2002, 09:14 AM
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#69 of 21775
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Parker!! My Sandra is blonde, beautiful and very intelligent! Ok girl put the gun down I'm posting it and you're holding the gun the wrong way btw. [smack!]
Now where was I? Oh yeah.....
Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde.
Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.
The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
The redhead then screams, "tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution.
By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, Ready . . . Aim . . ."
The blonde shouts, "Fire!!"
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10-03-2002, 02:06 PM
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#70 of 21775
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Thi Them
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On a hot summer night, a blonde walks into a dark alley, a shortcut to a popular dance club she is heading to. A brunette man stands in her way, points a gun between her eyes, and shoots her dead.
~T
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10-03-2002, 05:30 PM
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#71 of 21775
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Um Thi, was that a joke? Or was that on the news? I don't get it.
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10-03-2002, 07:12 PM
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#72 of 21775
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Thi Them
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Oh, you and Parker were telling jokes!
~T
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10-04-2002, 06:02 PM
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#73 of 21775
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