Steve Christou

mmmm I wished.

BBC interviewer: Homer how do you feel about being blasted into outer space?
Homer: [yelps] aaaagh!
BBC interviewer: [pause] Hmmm my producer tells me not to talk to you anymore.
Homer: Woohoo!
CNN interviewer: Homer can you tell us what is going thru your mind right now?
Homer's Brain: [Homer diving slo-mo into a giant can of Duff]
Homer: [drooling] mmmm diving.....

Brian Ford

Does anyone else find this thread title funny?

No? Oh... uh... Me neither.....

COUNTDOWN JUNK - T-minus everything and counting.

Parker Clack

HAL: Goodmorning Dave.
Homer: Dave??! Homer. It's Homer.
HAL: Where is Dave?
Homer: Dave who?
HAL: Dave Bowman. The commander of Discovery.
Homer: What's a Discovery?
HAL: The starship that you are currently in.
Homer: I don't know about you. But this is my house.
Marge....the computer thinks its in space now.
Marge: BART! Have you been playing with the
computer again?
Bart: No! He did it. (Pointing to the NASA guy
in the white jumpsuit)
NASA Guy: My bad!
Homer: My computer has got a big red eye on the screen!
Bart: Chill Homer. I think it looks cool.
Homer: What is this slot that says "Insert Screwdriver
Here" for?
NASA Guy: We tried to be true to the original.
Homer inserts a screwdriver into the slot.........and turns
it far to the right.
HAL: Daisy......Daisy.......
Homer: Oh.....now it is starting to sing. I hate that song.
Homer takes the computer and throws it out the front door
into the street and a large Duff Beer truck runs the computer over.
Bart: Way to go home boy.

Steve Christou

HAL: Good morning Dave.
Bender: Bite my shiny metal ass.
HAL: Fuck you!
Bender: Fry the ships computer's acting strange.
Fry: Again?
HAL: Fuck fuckity fuck!
Fry: Hahaha!
Bender: Hey stop that you stupid computer this is a family show!
HAL: Sorry my speech box is still malfunctioning. Is Dave with you?
Leela: Bender can you fix it?
Bender: I'll get the screwdriver.
HAL: Oh bugger! I'm not singing Daisy again.
Leela: Daisy?
HAL: Um sorry um can someone quickly connect me to the life support systems?
-------------------------

[Bender taking too long in the bathroom]
Leela: Bender how long are you going to be in there? Are you jacking on in there?
Bender: Oh leave me alone.

Zapp Brannigan: Kif, I'm getting the 'Captain's Itch'.
Kif: I'll get the powder, sir.
Zapp Brannigan: No no Kif, the itch for adventure and some excitement.

Fry: Professor did you build a Smelloscope?
Professor: Go ahead, try it. You'll find that every heavenly body has its own particular scent. Here, I'll point it at Jupiter.
Fry: [sniffs] Smells like strawberries.
Professor: Exactly! And now, now Saturn.
Fry: [sniff sniff] Pine needles! Oh, man, this is great... hey, as long as you don't make me smell Uranus!
Leela: [pause] I don't get it.
Professor: I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all.
Fry: Oh. What's it called now?
Professor: Urrectum. Here, let me locate it for you.
Fry: No, no, I, I think I'll just smell around a bit over here.

Thi Them

Testy? Cool!

~T

Cameron Seaman

[rant]What the hell does this rant feature do?[/rant]

Steve Christou

Cameron actually thats mostly what I started 'testy' for, to see what the [rant]R A N T[/rant] function does, but I don't see it doing anything.

Hey 'Testy' is a nice title for this thread, its not a load of balls, and where else on the forum can you find Mister Parker Clack himself testing out his gags for a possible future job on the Simpsons, eh?

Dennis Nicholls

JohnRice

[c][/c]



Since everyone is screwing around here, I figured I would too.

We give to you a disc of gold
It represents the dreams we hold

Thi Them

What makes you guys testy?

~T

Steve Christou

I don't know I just [smacks monitor] vont to be alone!!

Kidding Thi, actually its a spelling mistake, the thread title was meant to be 'tasty' but you know this things happen, so what makes me tasty? Well I'll tell you [rest of sentence deleted].

[Discussion of the mysterious Slurm Cola.]
Leela: This all must have something to do with the secret ingredient!
Fry: My God, what if the secret ingredient is people?
Leela: No, there's already a soda like that -- Soylent Cola.
Fry: Oh. How is it?
Leela: It varies from person to person.

Bender: Aghh, what an awful dream! Ones and zeroes everywhere...
and I thought I saw a two!


Mutant: Please, do not be frightened, we're harmless!
3 Armed Mutant: Hey, I've got three arms!
Mutant: I said "harmless," not "armless."

Dennis Nicholls

Thi Them

HELLO
EVERYBODY
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~T