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11-22-2003, 12:43 PM
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Location: London, England
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Great girls Parker, I was moved too. 
I see Jack's stopped pining for the fjords, wahay! 
22 November 1963 another date which will live in infamy (infamy infamy they all have it in for me!), according to one poll the assassination of John F.Kennedy was the Crime of the Century. There's a major 90min documentary on BBC2 tomorrow which claims to "close the case in the minds of everyone who watches" and it will be "as close anyone will come to being in Dealey Plaza on 22 Nov 1963", riiiight should be interesting. I'll be watching then.
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11-22-2003, 05:15 PM
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#3032 of 22398
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Location: Rensselaer, NY
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Life as a tree is becoming to me. But I wish I had considered becoming a black monolith.
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Jack: maybe you can have it both ways. Perhaps as a tree you will find yourself in a petrified forest many years from now and indeed turn into the desired black monolith.
Parker: excellent! Let the rejoicing begin.
There's Jessie the yodeling cowgirl. Bullseye, he's Woody's horse. Pete the old prospector. And, Woody, the man himself. Of course, it's time for Woody's RoundUp. He's the very best! He's the rootinest, tootinest cowboy in the wild, wild west!
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11-23-2003, 02:17 AM
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#3033 of 22398
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oh marissa you're so fine
you're so fine you blow my mind
hey marissa! hey marissa!
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11-23-2003, 07:41 AM
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We haven't had juicy film quotes in a while, and I miss 'em!
Here's a classic scene from Kevin Smith's Clerks. 
INT: VIDEO STORE. DAY
(RANDAL dials the phone. He holds a list in his hand.)
RANDAL
Yes, I'd like to place an order please...Thank you.
(A MOTHER and her SMALL CHILD approach the counter.)
MOTHER
Excuse me, but do you sell videotapes?
RANDAL
What were you looking for?
MOTHER (smiling)
It's called Happy Scrappy-The Hero Pup.
SMALL CHILD
Happy Scrappy!
RANDAL
I'm on the phone with the distribution house now. Let me make sure they have it. What's it called again?
MOTHER
Happy Scrappy-The Hero Pup.
SMALL CHILD
Happy Scrappy!
MOTHER (more smiling)
She loves the tape.
RANDAL
Obviously. (to phone) Yes, hello; this is R.S.T. Video calling. Customer number four- three-five-zero-two nine. I'd like to place an order...Okay... (reading from list) I need one each of the following tapes: Whisper in the Wind, To Each His Own, Put it Where It Doesn't Belong, My Pipes Need Cleaning, All Tit-F*cking, Volume Eight, I Need Your C*ck, Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers, C*mming in a Sock, C*m on Eileen, Ass Blasters in Outer Space, Blowjobs by Betsy, Finger My Ass, Three on a Dildo, Girls Who Crave ****, Girls Who Crave ****, Pink P*ssy Lips, and All Holes Filled with Hard ****.
Oh, and...(to Mother) What was the name of that movie?
MOTHER (dazed)
Happy Scrappy-The Hero Pup.
RANDAL (on phone)
And a copy of Happy Scrappy-The Hero Pup...Okay, thanks.
(hangs up; to Mother)
Sixteen forty-nine. It'll be here Monday.
(Silence. Then...)
SMALL CHILD
C*nt!
 Why I laugh?
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11-23-2003, 06:03 PM
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#3037 of 22398
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Mmmmm more tasty testy gals, Parker you're spoiling us! 
Sandra must be wondering if I'm peeking into big boob babe galleries every night. It's not true baby girl, it's testy, it's indefinable, anything can happen in here! We even have shots of Sean Connery in sexy lingerie here for chrissakes! Everything but the kitchen sink (wait...I think we have kitchen sink shots here too, yikes!).
The Kennedy Assassination, good documentary, the results: a lone gunman, no 'grassy knoll shooting', no 'magic bullet'. No conspiracy.
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11-23-2003, 06:20 PM
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#3038 of 22398
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I was just reading page 26, one of my favorite pages btw, everyone was cracking a gag in that thread, I especially enjoyed the 2001/Pulp Fiction spoof by some silly sod from the UK.  Lots of ass and a-bomb puns on page 26 for some inexplicable reason, JulieK got in on the act too, what happened to her? hey wait a sec, whatever happened to fluffy pumpkin man? 
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11-23-2003, 06:52 PM
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#3039 of 22398
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Parker:
THANKS FOR SHARING!
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Everything but the kitchen sink (wait...I think we have kitchen sink shots here too, yikes!).
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And just in case if we don't...
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