Testy Area 51 - Page 101

Steve Christou · 11-20-2003, 09:17 AM

"That'll do, Mike. That'll do."

Tony, now thats more like it... mamma!

Shame I can't check out the show because my modem is on the puny side. I will definitely switch to broadband next year!

GARY C · 11-20-2003, 12:23 PM

In honor of the 100th page and 3000th post...

Note: This is meant in jest and in no way was it meant to harm anyone or website that the format may or may not resemble. I was just having a little fun on a slow morning. If I forgot anyone’s name I’m sorry, it is 100+ pages after all! BTW you can fill in you character descriptions if you want.

Have fun.

Testy Thread, The (2002)

Directed by
Steve Christou
Parker Clack

Writing credits (WGA)
Steve Christou
Parker Clack
Jack Briggs
Dennis Nichols (military advisor)

Genre: Action / Thriller / Drama (more)

Tagline: 1 mango, 12 oranges and 6 bananas

Plot Outline: What started as a regular test thread swells into an uncontrollable haven for various members posting movie quotes, pin-up girls and associated testy goodness. (more) (view trailer)

User Comments: I can’t believe they made a movie about this crap. (more)

User Rating: **-------- 1.7/10 (33,124 votes) [Vote Here]

Cast Overview:
Steve Christou …. Himself
Parker Clack …. Himself
Jack Briggs …. Himself
Dennis Nichols …. Himself
Mike Frezon …. Himself
Thi Them …. Himself
Jefferson …. Himself
Julie K …. Herself
John Dhein …. Himself
Cees Alons …. Himself
Ted Lee …. Himself
Zen Butler …. Her/Himself
Tony-B …. Himself
AllanN …. Himself

Also Know As:
Testy (2001) (USA: working title)
MPAA: Rated R for sexual content and offensive language.
Runtime: 449 days
Country: USA
Language: English
Color: Color
Sound Mix: DTS / Dolby Digital / SDDS
Certification: Australia:M / Canada:14A / UK:15 / USA:R

User Comments:

Harry Knowles666 (hknowles@coldmail.com)

Date: 20 November 2003
Summary: I can’t believe they made a movie about this crap.

nuff said.

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Zen Butler · 11-20-2003, 12:34 PM

Gary, could you please change himself to her/himself. I'm transgender.

Very funny.

Steve Christou · 11-20-2003, 01:14 PM

[Hey I've still got this fixed grin on my face, help!!]
Gary that was great!

I like the tagline particularly, should look good on the posters! That'll draw them in. Did it really last 449 days? Wow! I see Mr.Knowles didn't like our movie [thhpptt]. And I have a fan [woohoo].

Ted Lee · 11-20-2003, 01:19 PM

too funny gary!

i kept trying to click on those links!

and "Reevesfan0001" can bite my shiny, metal ass!

oh yeah, i'm sure i joined too late, but what the f is a "droog"???

Steve Christou · 11-20-2003, 01:53 PM

Quote:

Tagline: 1 mango, 12 oranges and 6 bananas

Okay I'm one of the bananas, but who's the mango?

Mike Frezon · 11-20-2003, 03:09 PM

Two BIG thumbs-up for GARY C!!! That must've taken quite awhile! Must've been a REAL slow morning!

Quote:

1 mango, 12 oranges and 6 bananas

Steve, I'm thinking t-shirts!

Tony-B · 11-20-2003, 04:53 PM

Gary: Ebert and Roeper give you

for that wonderful IMDb entry!

Jack Briggs · 11-20-2003, 05:05 PM

Never underestimate the creativity of newer members. That was a classic.

Now to turn this back to myself:

I wish I was popular.

That is, again.

Time was when I could post just about anything and expect to see a thread with at least twenty responses. Many of those old threads of mine pushed past fifty posts or more. My all-time hit reached a whopping 600 posts before I closed it myself.

No longer. After a couple of missteps alienating the crowd who posts in the Polls section -- not my finest hour -- I have witnessed a popularity slide that rivals Michael Jackson's freefall plummet from the big time.

I am but a shadow of my former self. All I do is move a misplaced post here, retitle a thread there, post in the occasional thread, and never start my own threads for fear of utter humiliation.

And with that, I break into song:

"I'm a looooooser. I'm a looooser.
"And I'm not what I appear to be.
"Of all the girls I have won or have lost,
"There is one I should not have crossed.

"She was a girl in a million my friend,
"I should have known she would win in the end.

"I'm a loser, and I --"

I ... can't ... go ... on.

*breaks down in tears*

GARY C · 11-20-2003, 05:24 PM

Quote:

Never underestimate the creativity of newer members. That was a classic.

Funny part is, I have been a member here only a couple months shorter than you (and only 1 less than Patrick Sun*).

Lets see Patrick has 21224 posts, you have 16714 and I have 114. I guess I'm just pacing myself.

BTW, your still popular. Hell one of the reasons I have read this thread twice front to back (since it started and once again when I was bored at work [happens from time to time

]), was because of the bio's from you and Dennis. Good stuff, best thread in a long time anywhere.

* using an example of someone also with a ton of posts.