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12-20-2003, 07:54 PM
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"D'ya know what dog food tastes like!?"
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12-20-2003, 09:09 PM
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"D'ya know what dog food tastes like!?"
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"It tastes just like it smells...delicious."
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12-20-2003, 09:27 PM
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"AHHHH! It's BLACK-ZILLA!!!"
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12-20-2003, 09:27 PM
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"Knock Knock"
"Who's There?"
"Skits, Bitch!"
MINE!
Sincerely,
John Kilduff...
This reminds me...When will the comedy draft end?
Forget the Rewind. If you want real retro action, go to http://www.retrojunk.com.
Proud member of the American Film Institute and a Wal-Mart employee (Yes, you can be both).
 Major Sherri Stoner fan!
"Sometimes you just have to walk away...Wishing today was yesterday"-"Promises" by Badly Drawn Boy
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12-20-2003, 09:53 PM
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Doesn't everyone have these memorized by now from the number of times they've been repeated?
I'm there anyway. Must have the "Mad Real World" on DVD.
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12-21-2003, 12:51 AM
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I don't think I watched it consistenly enough to love it, and I thought it would've been better as a Best-of set. Thinking again though, the last thing I want to do is encourage studios to release their shows in this format. Also, $20 is a pretty solid deal for the first season set.
Newsreporter: "This just in... FUBU and KFC have just merged to become the world's largest monopoly!"
Clayton Bigsby: "Let's talk about Chinese people, with all their kung fu and silly ching-chang-chong talk. I can't understand you... go back to your country... (pause) white power!"
If nobody has seen the pilot episode and finds the second quote offensive I'll delete it. I think the line's delivery was just sooo funny and, like most of his jokes, should be taken in context.
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12-21-2003, 08:45 PM
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Must have the "Mad Real World" on DVD.
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Chad: You slept with Kattie!
Tyred(was that his name?): I didn't sleep with Kattie! Pinesol slept with Kattie!
Kattie: Tyred, you slept with me too.
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12-22-2003, 01:22 AM
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Clayton Bigsby: "Let's talk about Chinese people, with all their kung fu and silly ching-chang-chong talk. I can't understand you... go back to your country... (pause) white power!"
If nobody has seen the pilot episode and finds the second quote offensive I'll delete it. I think the line's delivery was just sooo funny and, like most of his jokes, should be taken in context.
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I'm Chinese and I think it's hilarious. That skit was absolutely hilarious. At $20 (!!!!!), this is SO mine!!!
The man I loved - the man who vanished - he never came back at all. But maybe he's still out there, somewhere. Maybe some day, when Gotham no longer needs Batman, I'll see him again.
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