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Re: Help! coming to DVD sans movie
Compiled by a few friends,reposted here to amuse you while we wait for the DVD:
TOP TEN LINES FROM HELP! THAT SOUND REALLY PERVERTED WHEN TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT:
10. "What's that?"
"What?"
"That whirly thing, coming through his stomach."
"It's only a hose!"
9. "I wouldn't touch you with a plastic one!"
8. "It's the wrong plug. Give me five minutes."
7. "Oh my goodness gosh. Withdraw! Withdraw!"
6. "Look, John, I've had some great times with this finger."
5. "We have all sorts of problems like this. Some of them matrimonial."
4. "How can I get it off with me hand held up?"
3. "I'm all sticky. You're all red."
2. "That was you buzzing. You naughty boy."
and of course...
1. "Hey, it's a thingy! A fiendish thingy!"
\"As I looked back over my life, I realized that I enjoyed nothing--not art, not sex--more than going to the movies.\" -- Gore Vidal
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