It's being released in two editions.
Widescreen Unrated and Full Screen Rated. I think all of you know what I'm getting.
Eli: Dude, don't mess this up.
Matthew: Mess what up?
Eli: Matt, she's a porn star! Okay? Take her to a motel room and bang her like a beast!
Matthew: Eli, I like this girl.
Eli: And you can still like her with your penis inside her. Matthew, I tell you that you're going to regret this. What would JFK do? You know he'd tap that ass.
Matthew: Eli, you're never going to see her again.
Eli: Oh you know what? Fine!
Matthew: Fine!
Eli: Fine! Goddamnit Matt! I swear to God if you don't fuck her, I'll kill myself! Matt! Please! Please! Matt! Fuck her for me! For me!
Kelly: You wanna be president? Lemme tell you the first rule of politics; Always know if the juice is worth the squeeze. You know what that means? It means you don't steal my girl unless you're ready to accept the consequences.
Matthew: Do you have the fever?
Klitz: No. Why? Do you?
Matthew: I don't know. Maybe. Bout you?
Eli: I just gotta fuck something.
Matthew: Kid, you better cure cancer!
I can go all day.
