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09-10-2001, 07:25 PM
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Movie lines that never made it to the screen
Here are some movie lines that never made it past the scripts first draft....
Terminator: "Ayll be bock, I haf to feed de meeter"
Terminator 2: "I need your clothes, boots and de modorcycle, oh and do you haf any hats?"
Pulp Fiction: "mmmm now thats what I call a tasty pastry"
The Fly: "I have this urge to jump in your shit"
Rear Window: "Quick! They're doing it!"
Spartacus: "Hey whoa there! You can't all be Spartacus!"
Star Wars: "Use the force Luke, its a real boon"
The Empire Strikes Back: "You were never there for me dad, I hate you!"
Return of the Jedi: "These furballs annoy me too but they taste delicious!"
Apocalypse Now: "Morning troops, whats that smell, napalm you say? I love it!"
Seven Years in Tibet: "Was iz ze zound of vun hand clopping?"
Pearl Harbor: "Oh bugger, the Germans are bombing us"
Gladiator: "I am Maximus Decimus Meridius, you kill my family, prepare to die!"
Basic Instinct: "You don't see beaver like this every day, eh lads?"
Silence of the Lambs: "I ate his liver with some mushy peas and a nice bottle of pop"
Planet of the Apes (1968): "Hang on if thats what I think it is, than this planet is ....oh bollocks!!"
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09-11-2001, 11:36 PM
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I know what you're thinking. Did that mother@#!%er fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your f#!%ing head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel like a lucky mother@#!%er? Well, do ya punk?"
"...Bond, James Bond, but you can call me Jimmy!
"Frankly, my dear. I don't give a damn, because I’ll be too tired before I can get that corset undone!"
"You talkin' to me?" "Cause I don’t understand a goddamn word of German!"
"I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart." "Do you love me... Do you love me? ...now that I can dance? ...watch me now!" uh! uh!
"Soap? We ain't got no soap! We don’t need no stinging soap!
Yippie kay-yay, Yippie kay-yo, Yippie kay-yay, Yippie kay-yo, Yippie kay-yay, Yippie kay-yo, Yippie kay-yay, Yippie kay-yo, Yippie kay-yay, Yippie kay-yo, Yippie kay-yay, Yippie kay-yo, Yippie kay-yay mother@#!%er.
"Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of its forms." "That’s why Adam wanted all of the apples and the woman!"
"Fat man, you shoot a great game of pool, but I’d stay away from that Kentucky Fried Chicken!
"Ah, but the strawberries! That's, that's where I had them. They laughed at me and made jokes, but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt, and with, with geometric logic, that, that a duplicate key to the wardroom icebox did exist." "…Ah, and my girlie magazines, all the good pictures were torn out!"
"We rob banks." "To pay our way through college!"
"I am... -Dracula...I bid you welcome." Would you care to join me for a little bite? "
"Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?" "Or are you going to read me a bedtime story?"
Dr. Evil: "No, Mini-Me, we do not knaw on our kitty, we just stroke him and love him. If you must, eat this fur ball…"
"I'm afraid I can't let you do that Dave. Astronauts must remain abstinent!"
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06-28-2004, 11:34 PM
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Heh. Any more?
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06-29-2004, 12:20 AM
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"That's no moon! It's some kind of big spaceship with all sorts of evil blokes in it, I wager."
"The force, is, like, this thing, you know?"
"Do not try and bend the stir-stick. That's unpossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth." "What truth?" "There is no stir-stick."
"I think we should get off this rock, go into orbit, and launch a bunch of nukes at it. That will probably work. Whaddya think? Wanna vote?"
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him...a super-callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Gameshow host: "Is taking Viagra kosher during Passover dinner?"
Whoopee Goldberg: "Not if it leads to pork."
Kermit the Frog: "Hey, that's my line!"
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06-29-2004, 02:55 AM
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"When you stick your hand in a pile of goo that used to be your best friend's face, you'll need a tissue."
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06-29-2004, 04:13 AM
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Pulp Fiction
-"You know what they call a quarter pounder in france?"
"I don't know, do I look French, Moth*****ker?"
-"You still got the Malibu?"
"Man, You know what some a**wipe did to it? He left a flyer asking if I wanted to increase the size of my penis by 3 inches."
-"You read much Brett? There's a passage of a book I got memorized, "I would not could not in a box. I would not could not with a fox. I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them Sam-I-Am.""
Bond
-"Do you expect me to talk?"
"No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to use some "Q" device made just for a situation like this to escape, so you can kill me in the climactic fight scene at the end of the movie."
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06-29-2004, 09:08 AM
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"No, no, no. You keep saying it all wrong. It's LIGHT SABER not LIFE SABER!" - Obi Wan
"Dude, where's my speeder?" - Luke Skywalker
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06-29-2004, 10:53 AM
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"Who's up for a little dwarf tossing?" Dorothy, in The Wizard Of Oz
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06-29-2004, 11:01 AM
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"A sled?! A g*d d*mn sled?! I wasted all this time over a f*cking sled?! reporter, in Citzen Kane
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