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08-13-2004, 10:00 PM
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YIKES!
If this does well I'm moving to Iraq. What's next - Cop and a Half II?
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08-13-2004, 10:13 PM
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Oh....
My....
God...
I just...I mean .. like .. what the ... who .. ugh forget it, I give up. 
Mike
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08-14-2004, 01:36 AM
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The original only made $27 million when it came out five and a half years ago - how can there be a market for a sequel? Did it rope in viewers on video? Sure, I guess it got SOME, but I can't imagine it's enough to warrant a big-screen sequel. Bizarre!
And while I don't know if I'd call the original the worst film ever made, it's up there. Here's an excerpt from my review: "A less-known influence for this movie may actually have come from a 1992 episode of The Simpsons. That show, called "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?" showed Homer's long-lost half-brother Herb's attempt to return to the ways of the wealthy. He eventually does so with a machine that translates babytalk.
I love the series, and that episode was a good one, but if it in any way influenced the makers of Baby Geniuses to film it, then I may have to kill myself after I shoot everyone associated with The Simpsons."
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08-14-2004, 01:41 AM
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I may have to kill myself after I shoot everyone associated with The Simpsons."
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Not if I kill you first for trying to kill all associated with The Simpsons. 
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08-14-2004, 02:18 AM
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...there...is...no...God...
Must...destroy...CGI...computers...
WB: Please free Tin Pan Alley Cats and Coal Black an' De Sebben Dwarfs from The Censored Eleven
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08-14-2004, 09:24 AM
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Ok, that was HILARIOUS!!
"Can a brother get some water?"
While I would never see the movie, the trailer was golden.
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08-16-2004, 03:01 PM
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I saw the trailer before Shrek 2 today and I must say this looks like a crapfest catering to the lowest common denominator (then again, doesn't Hollywood always do that?). Uugh. I can't believe Jon Voight would stoop to this level. He must need the money.
Fortunately, the sour taste left in my mouth by this movie was rectified by the excellent trailers for The Polar Express, Sharktale, and The Incredibles.
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08-16-2004, 03:38 PM
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Maybe Jon Voight has some grandkids he is trying to impress. Otherwise, if there was a way to combine the new Anaconda movie with this we might have something - smart babies being eaten by snakes.
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08-16-2004, 09:37 PM
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I take it there won't be an Official Discussion Thread for this title?  |
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08-17-2004, 12:02 AM
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Apprently Chris and J.C. are to busy to join their bros... heh. To busy selling blood. The first film was just terrible and I would not pay a dollar for the masters.
Ryan
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08-17-2004, 12:51 AM
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Seen the commercials for this movie. It looks incredibly fucking bad. Not bad meaning good but bad meaning BAD.
And it's rated PG? Christ I would have given it more credit had it been rated G.
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08-17-2004, 04:48 PM
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