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04-28-2008, 08:48 PM
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Uwe Boll vs. Michael Bay (or Pot vs. Kettle)
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04-28-2008, 10:03 PM
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Re: Uwe Boll vs. Michael Bay (or Pot vs. Kettle)
The article should be called "Uwe Boll Continues To Do Anything For Publicity".  |
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04-29-2008, 06:05 AM
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Re: Uwe Boll vs. Michael Bay (or Pot vs. Kettle)
And we've just gotten Boll a new movie deal. Congrats.
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04-29-2008, 08:24 AM
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Re: Uwe Boll vs. Michael Bay (or Pot vs. Kettle)
I don't care if Boll gets a movie deal out of it as long as Bay gets his ass kicked real good. Go Uwe!
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04-29-2008, 10:07 AM
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Re: Uwe Boll vs. Michael Bay (or Pot vs. Kettle)
This guy can't be for real.
People question him as a director so how does he go about proving himself? Challenging people to fights!
Yeah...makes perfect sense. Not.
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04-30-2008, 07:07 AM
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Re: Uwe Boll vs. Michael Bay (or Pot vs. Kettle)
Haha this is great. Maybe they can make a crappy movie together to document their training up to and including the fight. We can call it: "Two guys wail on each other and nobody cares"
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04-30-2008, 08:10 AM
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Re: Uwe Boll vs. Michael Bay (or Pot vs. Kettle)
I just watched Alone in the Dark two days ago, just to say I saw it and it's one of Uwe's best movies. That's really - really - really sad.
I'll take "The Rock" anyday please.
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04-30-2008, 08:21 AM
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Re: Uwe Boll vs. Michael Bay (or Pot vs. Kettle)
Hell, I'll take anything Bay has done over Boll's work anyday.
If I were Bay, I would hire the best boxing trainers in the business and quietly train for a year.....then I would accept Boll's challenge just so I could pound the snot out of him.
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04-30-2008, 10:00 PM
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Re: Uwe Boll vs. Michael Bay (or Pot vs. Kettle)
Hey, i like Michael Bay!
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05-01-2008, 06:12 AM
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I like Michael Bay, as well.
Uwe Boll's movies are garbage. At least Bay can put together an entertaining flick.
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05-01-2008, 07:51 AM
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Re: Uwe Boll vs. Michael Bay (or Pot vs. Kettle)
And Steve's head explodes.
BTW, I have no doubt Boll knows his movies suck. He does it intentionally, but you guys keep falling for his antics. When will you get it? Bay genuinely thinks he's the real deal. In a sense, he's the more offensive one, but they both suck.
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05-01-2008, 09:39 AM
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And Steve's head explodes.
BTW, I have no doubt Boll knows his movies suck. He does it intentionally, but you guys keep falling for his antics. When will you get it? Bay genuinely thinks he's the real deal. In a sense, he's the more offensive one, but they both suck.
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To be honest, I think you have it backwards. Boll thinks he's awesome -- he keeps getting hired to direct movies and they all tank. Bay, while creating exploding, hottie-filled, testosterone fueled, eye & ear candy, at least can laugh at himself. See his recent pool party commercial on youtube.
Boll apears to be like one of those contestants on American Idol that sincerely thinks everyone else is wrong about him.
Who's made more money from his films?
Does Boll get called by Spielberg with earmarked projects?
If they are that bad, why do people spend money seeing them theatrically AND buy up the DVDs?
Does Boll have a Criterion release?
He may be good at mixed martial arts but as far as making entertaining films (and I mean entertaining on purpose), he sucks fossils. He knows it and, like the child he is, he threatens people with violence to show how cool he is.
He's a low-forehead tool. Maybe he should fight himself...to the death.
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05-01-2008, 10:26 AM
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