I'm trying to get to Knocked Up but I have to wait on the wife for that one. That's about 1 word away from a joke right there.
Meanwhile I'm just trying to get back up to speed with things here. Since I was away from this thread:
Oceans 13 - 8.5
Wonderfully artful, plot still silly but Soderbergh and the cast make more of it
Spider-Man 3 - 8
At times this soars to 10 status, but creaky scenes and moments that just go on too long (sand in shoe joke great example of missing the beat) pull it back down. This needed to be 2 films and it needed tons of editing.
Pirates - 7.5
Visually great, characters still fun, but to me it's just not as tight as the first film still. It was better about not over doing the earlier actions scenes like the 2nd film did, but like #2 it did feature yet another odd "on the fly" opening and some pretty convoluted plotting. Fun, but not great.
Shrek 3 - 7.5
Sort of the same issues as Pirates. It's fun, I enjoy being with the characters again, but ultimately it feels a bit worn. Like Pirates, I'd go seen a 4th one but only at a matinee.
And from way back
300 - 7.5
At times I love the sleek and stylish over-the-top approach. At other times it just feels like a huge violence-fetish film (along with other fetishes to be honest). It looks better than it actually is, and while some dialog is enganging it's far more likely to induce groans at times.